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more about #straight more comments → Ravenrose: My favorite way to put an eye out! #asian more » Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more » Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more » witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more » tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more » Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more » thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more » Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more » sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more » Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more » -
#thehorror
Working in a Sex Monastery: "The Taunting"
It's unclear why Lystra, an underfed little naked ghost, is pursuing a couple through a monastery, all the while showing them images of bondage coitus. If it's a flashback, we don't see what the problem was. Did she die of exposure? Regardless, "The Taunting" is a very tasty - and often genuinely creepy - porn movie, that doesn't so much taunt as deliver. More » -
#videogames
"Lightning Warrior Raidy": Fun For The Whole Family, As Long As They're Over 18
We generally let our more qualified colleagues weigh in first when it comes to things like new Japanese videogames ... except for when they're bishoujo games like "Lightning Warrior Raidy" and its sequel "Temple Of Desire", which don't sound like anything else we've encountered on our Wii lately:"The protagonist is Raidy, a high-spirited female sword-fighter traveling the continent in search of adventure and the secrets of her past. When she comes upon a town plagued by monsters who steal away the beautiful young maidens and turn them into their slaves, Raidy is determined to set things right, risking life, limb, and virginity to do battle with the denizens of the tower."
And the best part? The games are also described as featuring a " 'sex if you win, sex if you lose' game system", where you'll end up having fetish-flavored sexual congress with the heroine or evil monster of your choice no matter how well or badly you play. Try saying that about "Super Smash Bros. Brawl". More » -
#japanesesextoywatch
Not merely content to peddle manga figurines that serve as cum receptacles or poop on your desktop, Japanese toy manufacturers are now selling ones which come complete with tiny squeezable boobs. Just make sure you wash your hands first so you don't end up ruining your $72 investment, especially if you've been playing with your scat doll collection first. (jlist.com) -
#videogames
Love Death 2: Japanese Video Games Get Messy
Since video gamers never sleep (or hold down real jobs) our friends at Kotaku were still posting on Labor Day, while we, of course, werefull of bourbonrelaxing in the sun. So we nearly missed this once in a lifetime clip of erotic FPS—that's first-person, uh ... squirter—Love Death 2. The clip is helpfully translated by our Japanese correspondent, but it's actually quite clear what's going. Instead of mowing down zombies with a magnetic rail cannon, you shoot your always loaded love gun at an adorable anime character, until she gets frightened enough to run through a wall covered in sticky goo. Who knows how many points you get for that? But we assume this must be one of those choose your own adventure-style games where no matter what path you choose, you always come out a winner. More » -
#livingdolls
Do you like girls, but wish their heads were larger and more cartoonish? Well if you've got the yen, your real-life anime photography dreams may just come true. (dannychoo.com, via japanprobe.com)



