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more about #straight more comments → Princess Commands, Darling: Or more precisely, "girl-on-girl-on girl action." more » sam991: And yet it still looks less weird than most of the toys marketed to women. more » Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected: This is without a doubt 10x more disturbing than that hump-able ottoman. more » pettiblay: I kind of want one... But then again all the porn ads on this site are just getting me horny as f*ck. Let Adam Frucci review it first. more » Guitar_Wolf: "I must say, Dr. Hill, I'm VERY disappointed in you. You steal the secret of life and death, and here you are trysting with a bubble-headed coed. You'... more » Guitar_Wolf: Is that Valentino...ew. more » Mazda Eric: I am honored to live in the same city that gave birth to Stoya! more » The New No. 2: xhamster.com FTW. more » heterophobic: YuVuTu is nice and all, but you have to pay to even do searches. When I'm in a very specific horny mood, it just doesn't work. ;-) more » FrankN.Stein: I can't wait till she gets promoted in the movies and may wear the golden uniform ;) more » otko: Oh boy I bet Eva Green in The Dreamers is fucking FABULOUS on blu-ray. If that ever hits blu-ray, I just might have to do something about it. Otherw... more » thexpert: Uh, duh? Totally idolized the severed 'head' growing up. more » bmonkey: Lux, wow, you know how to pick the models...good job more » bmonkey: Carla is a gorgeous woman; shame the bids weren't higher... more » bmonkey: This is the all-you-can-eat special, right? more » -
#videogames
MMORPGers Rejoice: Kink.com Launches "3D Kink"
Just when you thought it was safe to play video games again, Kink comes up with something like this. More » -
#videogames
How The Sims Roll
Sims: They're just like us. They go to strip clubs, pick up chicks, nail them in the bathroom (and outside the club, too!), then regroup and brag about their conquests. It's almost like looking into some crazy CGI mirror. More » -
#websites
Naughty Machinima: The Sexy CGI Tube Site Of Your Dreams
If you've ever found yourself looking at Pornhub and longingly wishing it featured more CGI porn, well, today's your lucky day. Naughy Machinima is just like all our favorite pornotubes... only it's exclusively dedicated to CGI. More » -
#autoerotica
Naughty Buses Need Love Too
"Southland Tales" showed us SUV sex, "Rock of Love" has buses getting busy. There's a tiny bit of us that's turned on—and a much bigger part that never wants to ride the bus again. More » -
#fantasy
The Internet: Where All Your Centaur Sex Dreams Come True
We can't tell you how many times we've woken up and thought, "Man, it would be great to watch a video of a big breasted lady getting gangbanged by some centaurs with twelve-inch cocks." More » -
#pornvampires
Sangre Bloody Sangre: Carlos Batts' "Kiss Attack"
The vampire girls, daughters of evil Lord Drakul, are the target of the wicked cosplay Fleshers. More » -
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#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Lisa Daniels: Heavy Metal, Major Boobage
Bogota's own Lisa Daniels was somehow shoehorned into two dimensions for a "South Park" episode this week in which she appeared to an hallucinating Kenny after he'd huffed cat urine. The episode, "Major Boobage," is a takeoff on 1981's animated (Blue Oyster) cult classic "Heavy Metal," As one character says in the episode, "You never really get to see her tits," but — like Tera Patrick in "Aqua Teen Hunger Force", we have to be happy for the mainstream crossover. Clip after the jump. More »






