Heavy Petting: Pets In Porn

Amateur porn can be all the more erotic because it's, well, real. But sometimes things get a little too real—like when the action's interrupted by a ringing phone, or a pet walks into the picture. More »

Isabella Rossellini Takes "Green Porno" Under The Sea

Last year, Isabella Rossellini taught us about the birds and the bees—or at least the bees—in her bug porn spectacular, "Green Porno." From fireflys to spiders to snails, no insect sex life was left unexamined. More »

Rubbed Out: Remembering Ayveq The Wanking Walrus

There's a somber mood today here at Fleshbot East as we just learned about the tragic death of an American legend—Ayveq, the masturbating walrus. Dead at age 14 of a bacterial infection, he loved his devoted fans (and himself) for many years at—where else?—the Coney Island Aquarium. Please have a moment of silence before petting your own walrus later tonight. (brooklynpaper.com)

Fleshbot PSI: Tiger Porn Is Gr-r-reat!

It's time once again to call on our loyal army of internet smut sleuths to help us decode a pornographic mystery. No, the mystery is not why some woman would paint a tiger face on her back to make it look like a fearsome jungle cat is devouring her partner; that's obviously confusing enough, but we want to know what movie this comes from. So can you help us out? The woman at the very end looks vaguely familiar, but since the clip is so short it's hard to even make a guess about its origin. But maybe you know where to find this elusive creature. Leave your clues in the comments. More »

It took us a minute to figure out that this story about octopus sex was actually about octopi having sex with each other and not about humans going tentacle crazy. Even worse was the realization that we were also a little disappointed. (guardian.co.uk)

The panda porn apparently didn't work, so animal handlers in China have developed a "sexercise" program to try and get the little guys to get busy. Hey, if they can't get in the mood after watching porn made specifically for them, maybe those bears just want to be left alone and go extinct? (cnn.com)

Robot Chicken's Most Perverted Moments

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Scientists say that chameleons don't change color to blend into their environment, they do it to get laid. (Of course, they do!) Then maybe afterward, they use it to get away without calling again, but that's a completely different nature special. (telegraph.co.uk)

Evolution haters must be scratching their heads over this study that shows that male monkeys regularly "pay" for sex with females by giving them delightful makeovers! On second thought, maybe we haven't evolved that much, but at least some dudes have learned to give better gifts. (afp.google.com)

Even a masturbating kangaroo knows that if you want to play a good round of golf, you've got to keep your balls clean. (Click the image for video.) More »

According to scientists, the freakiest sex on Earth happens about 20,000 fathoms deep where we can't see it: "As humans we think we're such sexual beasts but compared to sea creatures we're just so boring." (Also, "dork" means "giant whale penis". So thanks for the complement, sorta.) (theage.com.au)

After reading this article, we now know way too much about the sex life of African jumping spiders, which reminds us how happy we are that humans rarely eat each other alive after getting busy. And you thought it was rude when she doesn't sleep over. (afp.google.com)

In the annals of bizarre sexual reproduction techniques, we're not sure if anything beats the male bat bug who skips over the vagina and impregnates the female by punching a hole in her stomach instead. Ladies, we know that sometimes it feels like that's what your man is trying to do, but he's just probably just really nervous. (yahoo.com)

If you were on vacation in Germany would you pay someone to take you out into the woods so you could watch deer fuck? We think the deer would watch you if you asked them to. (dw-world.de)

In addition to our higher air conditioning bills, climate change and pollution may be ruining the sex lives of certain animal species. Think about those poor polar bears and their shrinking penises the next time you fire up your Hummer. (newscientist.com)

Morning Wood: Mating Season

· A bunch of horny manatees are causing traffic jams in Florida. Not web traffic, sadly, just cars. (firstcoastnews.com) More »

Wet Spots: No Shirt, No Service

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Wet Spots: Raining Pussycats and Horny Dogs

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Wet Spots: When Porn Dreams Come True

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Morning Wood: Almost As Good As Krispy Kreme

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