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more about #straight more comments → bmonkey: I also like lounging about on my couch on a Sunday; we should hang out some time... more » Dethzilla: I call this Reincarnation... with references early on to the pic featured in this article... ahem... Oh Lord, if you take me make me a c-a-p Specif... more » otko: I heard she was arrested. For being too sexy. By Eric Estrada. For real. Just kidding more » otko: Mmmmmm. + extra points for that almost perfect symmetricalness. more » otko: Good morning is right. Love the toe spreading more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Jamie Graham, from The Ohio State University. The Buckeyes finally win, at something. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: 2002? Are we sure about that? /broken record more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: That teardrop will be tattooed on my libido for some time hereafter. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: How quickly more turn. Twelve years ago, it was Size 14 -- I think; might have been Nerf Herder -- singing "Claire Danes Poster". Now, the pop-punk of... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: If this were Germany, PPO would mean something completely different. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: It's really almost a public-private partnership. Secluded from the bustle at end on the club floor, but still of the club. Somebody could walk in any ... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: #bardon (Imagine the n-dash between the d & o, since hash-tagging will not allow it.) more » angelicbeef: nearly a lost art, sigh, they were all wonderful more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Altogether love this, but really, I can hardly get past my "jealousy" at how wide she can spread her toes. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: "Talk about the shackles!" -- as heard on theONION comedy cd Not for Broadcast* *Which I dutifully played on my college radio show, oh, so many (ten!... more » -
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Fountains Of Pleasure: A Tribute To Girls Who Squirt
In some circles, female ejaculation is viewed as the Loch Ness monster of sex acts: questionable in origin, rarely seen, and possibly faked. We, however, have never held that view — but then again, we've actually had personal experience with the phenomenon (and yes, it was fabulous). Given the wondrous nature of the girl squirt, we're somewhat surprised that it doesn't appear more often in porn. So at the request of reader AnnieGetYourFun, we've happily rounded up some of our favorite squirting stars to help address that situation. Even if you still think it's all a hoax ... well, at least it's a hot hoax, right? -
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DVD Review: "Gov Lov: The Eliot Splitz-her Story"
Less than one month after the Eliot Spitzer "Client 9" scandal broke, Hustler made a porn parody of it. So you can say this about porn: even if it no longer drives technology, you can be sure that the turnaround time between event and attendant testicular reaction to event is still very quick. Should this movie be reviewed on its own merits, as a story of a public official who can't keep his pants on, or should we think of it as a porn adaptation of real, though tawdry, events? More »
