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    Ravenrose: My favorite way to put an eye out! #asian more »
    Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more »
    Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more »
    witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more »
    tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more »
    Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more »
    thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more »
    Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more »
    sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more »
    Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more »
  • #fleshbotrequests

    Fountains Of Pleasure: A Tribute To Girls Who Squirt

    In some circles, female ejaculation is viewed as the Loch Ness monster of sex acts: questionable in origin, rarely seen, and possibly faked. We, however, have never held that view — but then again, we've actually had personal experience with the phenomenon (and yes, it was fabulous). Given the wondrous nature of the girl squirt, we're somewhat surprised that it doesn't appear more often in porn. So at the request of reader AnnieGetYourFun, we've happily rounded up some of our favorite squirting stars to help address that situation. Even if you still think it's all a hoax ... well, at least it's a hot hoax, right?
  • #rippedfromtheheadlines

    DVD Review: "Gov Lov: The Eliot Splitz-her Story"

    Less than one month after the Eliot Spitzer "Client 9" scandal broke, Hustler made a porn parody of it. So you can say this about porn: even if it no longer drives technology, you can be sure that the turnaround time between event and attendant testicular reaction to event is still very quick. Should this movie be reviewed on its own merits, as a story of a public official who can't keep his pants on, or should we think of it as a porn adaptation of real, though tawdry, events? More »
  • #rippedfromtheheadlines

    Porn Of The Opportunistic Moment: Hustler's "Gov Love: The Elliot Splitz-Her Story"

    Though my title would have been "VaGIANT 9," Hustler's choice of the easily-identifiable "Elliot Splitz-Her" for its ripped-from-the-headlines pornification of the prostie-loving former New York Governor is proof enough why it owns real estate and I only have fond memories. Veteran performer Mike Horner (first porn scene, 1978; recently, Mike Not-the-Brady in "Not the Bradys XXX") was deemed to have the gravitas required to inhabit the role of "Client (of course) 69." More »