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more about #straight more comments → Beaker: Those pierced puppies need to be set free. Who wants to join me in a rescue mission? more » Beaker: Thank God for lube! more » DontFearTheReaper: haha, she's so wasted. more » Conrad: The headline says bubble butt, but that first picture just isn't keeping to the theme. more » Conrad: What the hell is happening in picture 3? more » AtwaterAlucard: The land of fruits and nuts outdoes itself...again....thankfully again. more » PorkPie: Whatever, like Grammy's have ever been worth a shite. They lost all credibility when Jethro Tull won Best Metal Album. more » jp182: wow, she does look even better. I'm still not a fan of her boob jobs. But shots 6 and 7 make me want to change my mind. more » the_weekend: This is the most compelling ad I've ever seen from PETA, both in terms of imagery and message (of course my dog was an adopted shelter mutt so I may b... more » Christian_Okoye_Dokoye: I know a guy at my gym...dead ringer for Tiger. Should I stop him and ask if he's busy? more » cand86: I beta reviewed this site, too, and my thoughts were pretty much the same- gorgeous but short and not-as-hardcore-as-I'd-have-liked videos of a couple... more » piggythewonderdog: Anytime there's a celebrity sex scandal or sex tape, Vivid is there. It's become now a cultural standard that Big Sex Scandal = Vivid $1M porn offer.... more » hoffmanbike: this is an add for the independent suspension on the Nissan pathfinder, i believe it was aired in Australia 3 or 4 years ago. it's also among my favo... more » hoffmanbike: never mind the flaw in the ad itself, peta doesn't support the adopting of animals, it prefers to kill them rather than offer them for adoption. more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: Vivid's starting to go beyond annoying me straight into pissing me off. more » -
#thehorror
"Asia Noir 6": Must Be the Season of the (Evil Sex Trap Warehouse) Witch
Who is turning L.A.'s Asian-loving black men into zombies and/or murdering them? Why doesn't Mr. Marcus *69 Ange Venus before following her phone calls into an evil sex trap warehouse? Is Coco Velvett really Asian? Learn this and more as we finally review the aptly titled "Asia Noir 6." More » -
#avncontenders
"Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge" Or, If You Believe the Hype, The Second Coming
Men coming on each other; Jesse Jane pulling a Belladonna on Belladonna; Wholesale Chinese and Armenian stereotypes; David Aaron Clark eating a turkey leg; Slavery; The delightful squishiness of Shay Jordan (not to be confused with this); About as many sex scenes as there were men on the Edmund Fitzgerald; And "The Biggest Adult Production In History." More » -
#youarethere
"Pirates II" Premiere: An Arrr-Rated Affair Of The Ass
"Get on that carpet!" growled Max Hardcore to his jittery arm candy as a strolling Mexican family observed. "They need to see you!" The event was the "Pirates II" premiere at downtown L.A.'s jewel box Orpheum Theatre this weekend, and the adult industry was on notice that if they didn't attend they would be kicked out and banished to perform random blowjobs in Vancouver. Vancouver, Washington, no less. That is why Fleshbot West attended, and brought you the following report. More » -
#youarethere
Super-Funtime With Lana Croft And Friends
Lana Croft, whom last we saw in these virtual pages being mesmerized by Ange Venus and some Asian sirens, is back in a wet and wild adventure from the serene David Aaron Clark, who subtitled his latest movie "Mr. Hentai's Super-Funtime Asian Pool Party." (Never mind that Clark has never been an Asian a day in his life.) We asked what the movie would be about when he was planning it. "There will be a pool there, that's all I know." he said. "Then the magic will happen." More » -


