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    Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more »
    sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more »
    Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Crash Octagon, Vol. 1, anyone? #rileysteele more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: So, is their amateurs page listed as "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"? #babes more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Radeo Radeo. #babelogs more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Ariel Rebel: always on the go When she's on the prowl It's "go, cat, go!" #arielrebel more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Seven more minutes to hide away Far from everywhere Seven more minutes to hide away My head is in the sun #courtneytrouble more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Jane on the spot. #lesbian more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: She's blown up my Parliament. #sophiereade more »
  • #thehorror

    "Asia Noir 6": Must Be the Season of the (Evil Sex Trap Warehouse) Witch

    Who is turning L.A.'s Asian-loving black men into zombies and/or murdering them? Why doesn't Mr. Marcus *69 Ange Venus before following her phone calls into an evil sex trap warehouse? Is Coco Velvett really Asian? Learn this and more as we finally review the aptly titled "Asia Noir 6." More »
  • #avncontenders

    "Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge" Or, If You Believe the Hype, The Second Coming

    Men coming on each other; Jesse Jane pulling a Belladonna on Belladonna; Wholesale Chinese and Armenian stereotypes; David Aaron Clark eating a turkey leg; Slavery; The delightful squishiness of Shay Jordan (not to be confused with this); About as many sex scenes as there were men on the Edmund Fitzgerald; And "The Biggest Adult Production In History." More »
  • #youarethere

    "Pirates II" Premiere: An Arrr-Rated Affair Of The Ass

    "Get on that carpet!" growled Max Hardcore to his jittery arm candy as a strolling Mexican family observed. "They need to see you!" The event was the "Pirates II" premiere at downtown L.A.'s jewel box Orpheum Theatre this weekend, and the adult industry was on notice that if they didn't attend they would be kicked out and banished to perform random blowjobs in Vancouver. Vancouver, Washington, no less. That is why Fleshbot West attended, and brought you the following report. More »
  • #youarethere

    Super-Funtime With Lana Croft And Friends

    Lana Croft, whom last we saw in these virtual pages being mesmerized by Ange Venus and some Asian sirens, is back in a wet and wild adventure from the serene David Aaron Clark, who subtitled his latest movie "Mr. Hentai's Super-Funtime Asian Pool Party." (Never mind that Clark has never been an Asian a day in his life.) We asked what the movie would be about when he was planning it. "There will be a pool there, that's all I know." he said. "Then the magic will happen." More »
  • #hardcore

    DVD Review: "No Man's Land: Asian Edition 6"

    With a high-numbered and wordy title like this one, you wouldn't expect to have to put your thinking cap on, too. But Lana Croft's plight in this Porn Valley House of the Spirits is something to puzzle through even as the drool flows freely. More »
  • #contest

    What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Auld Lang Syne Edition

    Max Hardcore and Ange Venus are, as you well know, America's Sweethearts ... and a reason to love again after the tragic events of November 1963. Don't they deserve a better title for their movie than the one the Warren Commission gave them? More »
  • #asian

    Deep Reading: "Mamasans: The Asian MILF Movie"

    Anyone looking at the cover of this product probably knew at "Mamasans" that it was an Asian MILF movie, thus the colon and everything thereafter is unnecessary, especially since producer Metro chose to use "the" instead of "an," thereby making everything to the right of "Mamasans" equally weighted. You might say that simply calling the movie "Mamasans" doesn't have a lyrical flow, or you could suggest that you were not aware that a mamasan might be an Asian MILF. Or you might think that "The Asian MILF Movie" sounds too boastful for this shy, humble people. Whatever your opinion, we hope we've at least temporarily diverted your attention from that cold and accusing expression on Ange Venus' face. More »
  • #youarethere

    Popshots of the Week!

    We resolved this week not to let Queen Latifah know that porn directrix Chi Chi LaRue tossed around more "bitches" and "whores" in five minutes than 2 Live Crew did in a career. We learned that Trina Michaels is a favorite of the parking class. And we watched in amazement as Ange Venus, above, channeled Rosasharn Joad. More »