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If You've Ever Wondered: "WKRP in Cincinati"

Gram Ponante — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:30:01 EST

Supertramp. Jan Smithers. Loni Anderson before Burt Reynolds. Could there be a richer lode of porn gold than "WKRP in Cincinnati"? (Of course there could, but how often do we get the chance to write about Supertramp and Smithers?)

WKRP in Cincinnati: A XXX Parody

Studio: New Sensations
Director: Lee Roy Myers
Starring: Ashlynn Brooke, Evan Stone, Ryan McLane, Holly Heart, Scott Lyons, Ralph Long, Tee Reel, Rod Fontana, Kagney Linn Karter, Andy San Dimas, Jackie Daniels, Faye Reagan

Review by: Gram Ponante

New Sensations' latest (as of 2 this afternoon, check back in 15 minutes) porn parody faithfully recreates and pornifies the beloved 80's show that made a bombshell out of Loni Anderson, a star out of Howard Hesseman, and a Trivial Pursuit question of Gary Sandy.

Supertramp is in town and WKRP finally has a chance to show a profit by running a contest for front row tickets. But the tickets get lost! In the meantime, dissolute DJ Dr. Johnny Fever (Evan Stone) must keep some enthusiastic 'tramp fans at bay (I call them 'tramp), while the two unlikeliest pairings of anyone in the cast (Ashlynn Brooke's Jennifer with Ralph Long's Herb/Holly Heart's Bailey with Scott Lyons' Les) make for a parody that fans of the original show will appreciate for its attention to detail while reconsidering the necessity of parodying the show in the first place.

All ends well as Jennifer calls up Supertramp's lead singer—a personal friend—to replace the tickets.

New Sensations scores by getting Rick Davies' name right as well as correctly spelling Cincinnati. Had the company not released gems like "The Sex Files," this might be all we could hope for from a porn world that thinks only dummies buy its movies. But in the end, a suspect laugh track and a cast that likely contained only two people (Rod Fontana as Mr. Carlson and Evan Stone) who remembered the original show, leave me feeling a little Les-Nessman-than enthusiastic about this parody. Supertramp and I are looking forward to "True Blood"y Well Right.

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)
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The Fleshbot Readers' Choice Awards: The Top Five Contenders

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:00:00 EST

Two weeks ago, we asked you to tell us which sexy people were most deserving of the Readers' Choice Fleshbot Award. The votes have been cast—and we've got your top five choices.

On the female side of things, the top five slots went to (in no particular order!): Joanna Angel, Faye Reagan, Sasha Grey, Stoya, and Andy San Dimas. The top five men? Marco Blaze, Barack Obama, James Deen, Evan Stone, and Reese Rideout.

Who among these worthy candidates will find themselves crowned victorious at next week's Fleshbot Awards? Only time will tell...

· Thumbnail stars: Andy San Dimas and Reese Rideout

Andy San Dimas, Krissy Lynn, And Ron Jeremy Make Fantasy Characters A Reality

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:30:01 EDT

At long last, the wait is over—the team behind Fairytale Fights has released three promos starring Andy San Dimas, Krissy Lynn, and Ron Jeremy. Because who better to sell a fantasy game than a team of pornstars?

· Fairytale Fights Ron Jeremy Trailers (more @ teamxbox.com)

Krissy Lynn And Andy San Dimas Get Fairytaletastic

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Last month, we heard Andy San Dimas mention that she'd gotten to play Snow White in some promos for videogame "Fairytale Fights." The promos won't be out until next month—but some stills have been leaked to the internets.

At left is Krissy Lynn (as Little Red Riding Hood) next to Ron "Naked Emperor" Jeremy. We've yet to see any stills of Andy in action, but we did come across this very cute picture of her in her costume.

We're not even really sure what "Fairytale Fights" is, or what kind of game play it involves, but these photos have certainly got us intrigued. Marketing: it works!

· Name That Game! And Porn Star! (kotaku.com)
· So About Those Porn Stars And That Trailer… (kotaku.com)

Jenna Haze Demolishes The Color Line With "Sexual Blacktivity"

DCypher — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

We haven't seen such a scintillating tale of smoldering adventure, illicit desires, and sexy zebra action since the drive-in theater played "The Queen of Spades" and "Action Jackson" on a double feature adults-only Friday.

Jenna Haze's new company, Jennaration X, releases their first interracial title next week, "Sexual Blacktivity," which means that the pint sized princess of porn is preparing to once again blow our minds (as well as other amazingly large objects).

Never one to preach what she can just as easily practice for your viewing pleasure; performer, director, and company owner Jenna Haze jumps right into the thick of the action—which in this case is considerable—demonstrating how she has managed to remain one of our favorite starlets over the years.

First, she takes a powerful fucking from Prince, hard and deep up in her tiny lubricious hole, all the while attempting to make him cum too fast with some of the filthiest trash talk you've ever heard. (We don't know how he made it through the scene as long as he did. We certainly didn't.) Next, she takes on two huge ebony flavored cocks at once, a first time for the award winning sex machine; and follows that up by dressing up as a "little white slut" and letting Rico plow her rubber cunt as hard and deep as he can. To finish it all off, she invites her girlfriend Andy San Dimas over, and hooks the girl up with Sean Michaels (after tasting his legendary tool for herself, of course).

And if that weren't enough, she throws in hot interracial sex scenes with her friends Gianna Michaels, Tori Black, and a reverse scene with sexy ass Misty Stone that had us drooling from start to finish.

"Sexual Blacktivity" comes out next week from Jenna Haze, Jennaration X Studios, and Jules Jordan Video. We were thinking that if you liked hot interracial sex scenes or seeing Jenna Haze get fucked hard by huge black dicks, you know, stuff like that, that you might want to check out the exclusive gallery we got a hold of below. Otherwise just skip it and go back to Better Homes & Gardens. We love you, Jenna!

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"LA Pink": "LA Ink" Goes Hardcore

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 13:00:00 EDT

It's been several years since Burning Angel put out a big feature—one with a real script and a plot and all that fun stuff—but from the looks of "LA Pink," the wait was well worth it.

And though the nonstop onslaught of "This Ain't"s and "Not The"s has made us a bit weary, this is one XXX parody we can still get it up for, namely because a) it actually makes sense, and b) the Burning Angel crew probably would have pulled this one together even if Will Ryder had never managed to pen "Not The" anything. Oh, and there's also our longstanding fascination with Joanna Angel and Kat Von D making sweet, sweet love—and while this isn't exactly that, it's probably the closest we'll ever get (outside of our nightly fantasies, anyway).

Need more persuasion? Check out the trailer below...and the head over to the "LA Pink" website for a whole slew of preview galleries.

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"WKRP" Vs. "WKRP XXX": A Comparison

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:35:34 EDT

Fox may not have been too pleased with "The X-Files: A XXX Parody," but that hasn't turned New Sensations off of parodies entirely. They've just announced shooting dates for their next one—and this time, they're taking on WKRP.

So how do the porn radio stars take on their sitcom counterparts? We've arranged a comparison for you to study and see for yourself. (~~One note though: try as we might, we couldn't manage to find a picture of XXX Andy, Ryan McLane. Perhaps some things are better left a surprise.~~ Scratch that, the team at New Sensations remedied our little problem.)

Jennifer: Loni Anderson
Jennifer XXX: Ashlynn Brooke

Carlson: Gordon Jump
Carlson XXX: Rod Fontana

Andy: Gary Sandy
Andy XXX: Ryan McLane

Johnny: Howard Hesseman
Johnny XXX: Evan Stone

Venus: Tim Reid
Venus XXX: Tee Reel

Herb:Frank Bonner
Herb XXX: Ralph Long

Les: Richard Sanders
Les XXX: Scott Lyons

Bailey: Jan Smithers
Bailey XXX: Holly Heart

Carmen Carlson: Ally Ann McLerie
Carmen Carlson XXX: Janet Mason

And, of course, the girls for whom we found no actual counterparts:

Bianca: Faye Reagan

Simone: Jackie Daniels

Linda: Kagney Linn Karter

Nicole: Andy San Dimas

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)

Andy San Dimas, Spiegler Girl (And Consummate Hottie)

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Andy San Dimas just became a Spiegler Girl—which we're pretty sure is a really cool thing. But what's even cooler is that she celebrated but posting this really hot pic to the internet. (xcritic.com)

Hottest Stars Of Altporn Converge For "LA Pink"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:30:01 EDT

What do you get when you throw together 20 enemas, 30 boxes of frozen pizza, 50 bottles of water, baby wipes, and some of the hottest Crush Objects alive? If you guessed "Burning Angel's latest feature film"—you win!

From what we've pieced together over Twitter, "LA Pink" (yes, a porno "LA Ink") stars Misti Dawn, Draven, Andy San Dimas, Coco Velvet, and Joanna Angel, who gets DPed by James Deen and Sean Michaels.

Can you smell our excitement? It smells like tattoo ink and pussy (and also the slightest hint of chocolate, for some reason).

· On The Set: BurningAngel's 'L.A. Pink' (avn.com)
· Joanna Angel's Twitter (twitter.com)
· James Deen's Twitter (twitter.com)

Belladonna Throws The Best Parties

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Right now, the following women are in a room together: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Bobbi Starr, Alexa Jordan, Alexis Texas, Adrianna Nicole, Lexi Belle, Madison Ivy, Georgia Jones, Evie Delatosso, and Andy San Dimas.

What's the occasion? Preparation for Belladonna's "Party of Feet," a foot fetish film being shot tomorrow (the stars are getting pedicures together today). We have no idea what the plot is (our initial guess was a foot-themed "Party of Five" parody, but we think we may have missed the mark)—but with a cast this enthralling...it has to be good.

Bobbi Starr and Kimberly Kane have been twittering up a storm about the pedicure party. And though we know they're not actually shooting until tomorrow, well—with a group of women this sexy in a room together, can you blame us for keeping watch on their tweets... just in case?

· Bobbi Starr's Twitter (twitter.com)
· Kimberly Kane's Twitter (twitter.com)

Andy San Dimas, Certified Star Fucker

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 12:00:00 EDT

Well, we've finally figured out how we're going to seduce Andy San Dimas. And all it will take is just five easy steps! Observe our devious plan:

Step One: Become a famous musician.

Step Two: Make sure Andy San Dimas is a fan of our music.

Step Three: Lay a trap for Andy San Dimas, tempting her to steal our CDs from a bathroom.

Step Four: Confront Andy San Dimas in said bathroom.

Step Five: Let the sexing begin!

We swear, it's totally foolproof. Come on, it worked for Mick Blue!

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Andy San Dimas Is On Her "Dirty Knees"... And We're Enjoying The View

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:30:01 EDT

You've seen the trailer and the behind the scenes photos—but if that wasn't enough to make you want "On My Dirty Knees," check out Violet Blue's review (and her hot photo gallery, too).

· review: Eon McKai's On My Dirty Knees (tinynibbles.com)

And How Did You Spend Your New Year's?

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 12:30:01 EST

Team Fleshbot said goodbye to 2008 by drinking hot spiced cider and cursing the chill that took over New York for the evening. But how did our favorite pornstars ring in the New Year?

Unfortunately, we couldn't follow them around all evening—but the magic of Twitter allowed us to virtually stalk them from the comfort of our own home!

Andy San Dimas ate some toast.

Sinnamon Love turned 35.

Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Stoya did nothing, while her Co-Commandress Joanna Angel hit up Don Hills with the Burning Angel crew.

jessica drake went partying in disco ball drag.

Jesse Jane played with fireworks.

Baby Sinead battled a zombie fish.

Dana Dearmond dreamed of Mickey Rourke.

So who had the best evening? And what, pray tell, did you (the people) do?

· Picture of way more exciting New Year's party from Dreamy Porn (dreamyporn.com via Ask Jolene)

Andy San Dimas Is Still On Her Knees

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 12:00:00 EST

We've heard a lot about upcoming Vivid Alt feature "On My Dirty Knees," but we're still not totally sure what, exactly, starlet Andy San Dimas is doing while she's on her knees.

Thankfully, we were able to track down this clip of Andy—on her knees!—that we think might offer some clues as to what kinds of hijinks Ms. San Dimas gets up to in the flick. If this clip is any indication, Andy will be sucking a lot of cock (which, come to think of it, is just about the only reason we can think of to be on your knees. Right?).

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Behind The Scenes Of "On My Dirty Knees"

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 17:00:00 EST

You've seen the trailer for Eon McKai's latest smut epic, now take a glimpse behind the scenes with Andy San Dimas. We're still not really sure what this movie is about... but, uh, who cares?

· Pics from the set of OMDK (xcritic.com)

Kimberly Kane: "You're New Here Aren't You?"

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:54:38 EST

Just moments into his first "industry" event your intrepid boy reporter makes a critical faux pas when he fails to recognize Kimberly Kane in street clothes. To be fair, the fans are not allowed into the Sands Expo Center yet, so she was not being mobbed by drooling hordes at the time. It was an honest (rookie) mistake.

Kimberly quickly informs me that the real action can be found by wandering out on the floor, but sadly she is confined to the Vivid Alt booth for several more hours. I contemplate asking her to switch places, because at least she has Andy San Dimas to keep her company.

· VividAlt.com (vividalt.com)

Andy San Dimas Puts A Smile On Our Face

Violet Blue — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:00:30 EST

We're forever in debt to the crazy kids at Vivid Alt for introducing us to fresh-faced porn newbies who love to fuck, not to mention get tickled, trussed, spanked, and tied up in all sorts of wicked ways ... like Andy San Dimas, whose online presence is relatively scarce compared to her more established porn sistren, but still tasty. We can only hope to see more of the Baltimore babe who took her name from "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" in the year to come. ... here's hoping Andy makes 2008 pinker, juicer and more exciting for everyone!

· Andy San Dimas Profile @ Kink.com (kink.com)
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