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Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Crash Octagon, Vol. 1, anyone? #rileysteele more »
Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: So, is their amateurs page listed as "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"? #babes more »
Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Radeo Radeo. #babelogs more »
Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Ariel Rebel: always on the go When she's on the prowl It's "go, cat, go!" #arielrebel more »
Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Seven more minutes to hide away Far from everywhere Seven more minutes to hide away My head is in the sun #courtneytrouble more »
Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Jane on the spot. #lesbian more »
Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: She's blown up my Parliament. #sophiereade more »
Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: First scene to be in POV format, The Sloan Bone. #sarahvandella more »
Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Porn-stache? On the man's lip, I mean, & not over her lips. #babes more »
Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Putting the poon in puño. #fisting more »

#dvd

Really? "You’re Nailin' Palin"? You Betcha!
This just proves that we always love to fuck the ones we love to hate to fuck to love to hate. More »
#dvd

A Peek At Belladonna's "Party Of Feet"
Belladonna, a gaggle of naked girls, and a whole lot of pretty, pedicured feet. Is it just us, or is this a recipe for something very delicious? (avn.com)
#avncontenders

"2040": Alektra Blue Is A Real Doll
It is 2040 and sex with humans just isn't safe. Three decades ago (holy shit that's next year !!!) a perfect storm of diseases converged to produce "a worldwide pandemic of epic proportions." What will this do to Love? More »
#hardcore

"Deviance": The Return Of Eva Angelina
There are some women who permanently leave porn after becoming pregnant, others who return a tamer starlet, and still others who return wild and hungry to fuck. "Deviance" makes it very clear that Eva Angelina falls into the third category. More »
#upcoming

Who's "Nailin' Palin"? You Are!
Over the past year, we've seen "Sarah Palin" get boned by the Russians, Obama, David Letterman—and now, finally, even the common working man will get the chance to have his way with the Alaskan Princess. More »
#hardcore

Generational Pornographers Mastery On Display In "XXX Top Models"
Whenever the Randalls release a new movie, we consider that big news. After decades of talking dirty to the girls starring nightly in our wettest dreams, the legendary family of photographers has plenty of magic to share. More »
#pornstars

Alexis Texas Is (Still) Buttwoman
Normally at this time of year, Elegant Angel shocks and awes us all with the announcement of the next porn performer to be crowned with the title of Buttwoman. This year they've decided to forgo the passing of the butt-on. More »
#hardcore

Cast Of "Ass Worship 11" Worthy Of Devotion
If you're going to go to all the trouble of worshiping a woman's ass—a behavior Jules Jordan promotes in his epic series—it's important that you pick asses worthy of the high praise. More »
#hardcore

Riley Steele & Stoya Simulate Hyper Sexual Black Sunshine
Riley Steele is honestly one of the most adorable and mesmerizing pornstars to ever hit the adult industry. Matching her up against Stoya seems almost like overkill—like smashing ants with a sledgehammer. More »
#pornofthemoment

Solved! The Mystery Of Ava Rose's Mysterious Box Cover Shot
We've finally figured out what movie this photo Ava Rose tweeted a few months ago was from: "Battle of the Asses." The Fleshbot OTB is now taking bets on whose ass wins (anyone want to throw out an over-under?). More »
#dvd

The Doctor Is In: "Scrubs - A XXX Parody"
We've been hotly anticipating the release of "Scrubs - A XXX Parody" for several months now—and from your comments, it seems that you have too. At long last, we can tell you if it was worth the wait. More »
#pornstarpostcards

Belladonna Throws The Best Parties
Right now, the following women are in a room together: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Bobbi Starr, Alexa Jordan, Alexis Texas, Adrianna Nicole, Lexi Belle, Madison Ivy, Georgia Jones, Evie Delatosso, and Andy San Dimas. More »
#breeolsonforever

"The Five" Has At Least Eight More Boobs Than "The 300"
Other than Sasha Grey, no one in "The Five" looks even remotely Mediterranean or homoerotic. The voluptuous Bree Olson doesn't resemble a chiseled Spartan warrior princess at all. And Alexis Texas? Doesn't encourage me to hang around with oiled men. More »
#milestones

Hustler Turns 35, Alexis Texas Strips In Celebration
It's a little hard to believe, but this July marks Hustler Magazine's 35th year of smutmongering. To celebrate, they've jampacked their 35th anniversary issue with a whole bunch of greatest hits. More »
#dvd

Bree Olson And Sasha Grey Lead An Impressive Pack Of "Five" All-Stars
Forget what "Schoolhouse Rock" might have taught you: in the age of supersizing and upsizing and embiggening, three is no longer the magic number. Five is where it's at. More »
#upcoming

Who Knew Cabin Fever Could Be So Damn Sexy?
Belladonna, Ava Rose, Bobbi Starr, Alexis Texas, Julie Night, Sinn Sage, Lexi Belle, Alexa Jordan and Rucca Page...trapped in a cabin together. This could just cure our fear of, uh, getting trapped in a cabin. More »
#dvd

Beyond-the-Grave Booty Call: Stoya In "Scream"
Digital Playground's "Scream" series, in which its starlets find themselves in spooky, dirty situations, has found a perfect cover girl in Stoya, in that she looks like a sexy ghost. More »
#fleshflicks

Now You Know, And Knowing Is Half The Battle
We at Fleshbot are eternally grateful to Penny Flame for giving the world this instructional video on how to give hand jobs. The skill is a vital part of your sexual résumé. More »
#hardcore

“Stoya Scream” Is Sufficient Tea Bag Protest For Us
Tax day is normally a trying time for many Americans, especially from the depths of this bottomless depression. Only a true object of beauty and perversion like Stoya could cheer us up today. More »
#hardcore

“Writer's Bullpen”: Campy Tuesday Treat
Some think that porn scripts simply write themselves—not true, friend! Every now and then, the creative well runs dry. That's when Jonathan Morgan calls in delightful cockfiend Kaylani Lei to get the creative juices flowing. More »
#pornstarpostcards

Nothing "Butt" Ava And Alexis
Via Ava Rose's Twitter, we get this first look at a box cover shot for an upcoming Elegant Angel release. We're not sure what the film is ("Massive Asses 5," perhaps?), but we're definitely intrigued. More »
#pornstars

Alexis, Gianna, Rebeca, Oh My!
We're not really sure how anyone could ignore a photo gallery of Elegant Angel's Performers of the Year 2009 (naked!). In fact, we're not really sure why you're still reading this. More »
#parody

"Scrubs - A XXX Parody" Vs. "Scrubs": A Comparison
After the success of "The Office - A XXX Parody," New Sensations decided to transform another hit TV show into a porn: "Scrubs - A XXX Parody" will be hitting the shelves in a few months. More »
#hardcore

Heavy Are The Balls That Carry The Load In "King Of Coochie 2"
While we're certain that's not how the phrase is turned, we're sticking to it for now, inspired as we are by legendary male performer Tom Byron and his new series "King of Coochie." More »
#wwfrd

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Put The Needle On The Record Edition
While prefixing anything with the word "cyber-" makes us giggle like when our granddad warned about "smoking drugs," this movie inspires nostalgia for the days when we would suffix fortune cookie aphorisms with ".com." More »
#girlongirlaction

"Girls Girls Girls 2": So Many Girls, So Little Time
Earlier this morning, we talked about what is possibly the greatest all girl release ever. Someone of you may have doubted the greatness of "Girls Girls Girls 2": well, doubt no more. More »
#theass

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Alexis Texas
We tried to find an event that happened on this date in Lone Star State history that would be funny to pair with Alexis Texas’ birthday, which is today, but nothing presented itself. More »
#hype

Sneak Peek: "The Office - A XXX Parody" Trailer Hits The Internets!
We admit we may have had our doubts about "The Office - A XXX Parody," but now that we've seen the trailer, New Sensations is actually starting to win us over. More »
#fleshflicks

Your Moment Of Bliss With Alexis Texas
We often find ourselves less than impressed with tube site clips' titles (particularly when they're laden with spelling errors)—but whoever went with "Doesn't Get Much Better Than Alexis Texas' Perfect Ass" was spot on. More »
#hype

XFanz Goes Behind The Scenes Of "The Office" Porn Parody, Discovers Sex (And The Movie's Title)
A few weeks ago, we mentioned that there was an as-of-then-unnamed porn parody of "The Office" in the works—one starring Ashlynn Brooke and Alexis Texas, no less. Well, we've finally learned the film's title... More »
#hardcore

New Digital Playground Contract Star Angelina Armani Is Sure To Be This Year's "Big Hit"
Fresh off the heels of their impressive AVN Award show sweep, the perennially overactive geniuses at Digital Playground are rolling out their hot new contract darling Angelina Armani with the release of "The Big Hit." More »
#topten

Asses Forever: Top Ten Big Butt Sex Videos

Look, we're not going to lie to you, okay? We like big butts, and, well, that's pretty much how it is. And you know what else? We especially like seeing big butts in action. More »
#hype

Is "Girls Girls Girls 2" The World's Greatest All Girl Release?
We were already pretty dumbstruck when we learned that "Girls Girls Girls 2" contains a scene with Joanna Angel fucking Sasha Grey... but now to learn that it also features Penny Flame and Alexis Texas? More »
#spoofs

New Sensations Makes Porn Spoof Of "The Office," Time Space Continuum Collapses
Those porno parodies seemed awesome when we were all laughterbating our way through sexed up versions of campy classics from childhood, right? Well, how do you feel about a porn spoof of "The Office"? More »
#hardcore

"Stoya Atomic Tease" Makes A Perfect Yule Distraction
Scintillating erotic fantasies spring to life from the fecund imagination of Celeste as we travel back to a time when just seeing women in their underwear was a viable fetish. Hooray! More »
#pornstars

Deep Inside Alexis Texas
Sure, you've lusted after Alexis Texas for years, savoring her luscious curves and drooling over her performance as Buttwoman. But do you really know her? What she thinks, what she feels? Probably not. More »
#hardcore

There's No Ambition Like "Blonde Ambition"
Much to the chagrin of that legendary Little Rock duo, it seems that gentlemen aren’t the only ones who prefer blondes. Turns out that hardcore porn fans dig ‘em too! (For the record, we meant Marilyn, not Hilary. Moving on then.) More »
#dvd

Penny Flame Offers Handy Advice In Her "Expert Guide"
It's no secret that we have a bit of a crush on Penny Flame (you might even say she's a Crush Object™). And we're also pretty fond of Tristan Taormino and her line of "Expert Guide" educational pornos. So when we heard that Penny and Tristan were teaming up to create "Penny Flame's Expert Guide" videos — well, we couldn't get our hands on a copy soon enough. Penny Flame's adorable attitude plus Tristan's signature eduporn style? Talk about best of both worlds! More »
#extremepornstarshowdown

Tits Or Ass: Gianna Michaels Vs. Alexis Texas
Communism vs. Capitalism. Environmentalism vs. Industrialization. Betty vs. Veronica. Tits vs. Ass. Is there any debate more heated than that last one? Though we don't flatter ourselves to think that we could settle so epic a dispute with one humble poll, we do feel that we've chosen two worthy contenders to defend the honor of their respective erogenous zone in this latest round of Fleshbot's Extreme Pornstar Challenge. Representing Tits is the beautiful, bountiful Gianna Michaels, whose praises we can't sing enough of (try as we might); while the charms are of Ass are represented by the newly crowned Buttwoman Herself, Alexis Texas, with a posterior the size of... well, you know. More »
#alexistexas

Passing The Butt-on: Alexis Texas Is The New "Buttwoman"
Sometimes she uses a simple vegetable mist, sometimes she uses Crisco, sometimes she uses her own essential oils. But(t) no matter what she does to make her ass look so slippery, America's hopes and dreams are reflected and take root in Buttwoman's shiny bum, as will no doubt be stated over and over again in this fortnight's political conventions. More »

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