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#hardcore
Stormy Daniels Is Feeling "Tormented" Lately
And with so much on her plate it's easy to see why...our blonde darling crossover star needs more hot kinky sex in her life! That's all! More » -
#youarethere
On Set With Belladonna's "Strapped Dykes," Or How I Spent My LA Vacation
There are lots of reasons to be excited for the autumn arrival of Belladonna's "Strapped Dykes." But the most important one of all? It's going to be full of really, really hot lesbian sex. More » -
#pornstars
Aiden Starr Is Born To Fist
The best pornstars are, at the end of the day, freaks of nature. Just as Michael Phelps's out of this world physique enables him to be a champion swimmer, Aiden Starr's unusual hands make her a champion fister. More » -
#behindthescenes
Live From The Set Of "Strapped Dykes": Porno Math
Sometimes, when the stars align just perfectly, you wind up with a porn scene that's just so perfect. It's almost like a math equation. Take the scene Belladonna just shot for "Strapped Dykes": More » -
#upcoming
Hustler's "Whores Have Eyes" (And Raging Nymphomania)
"A small desert town in the middle of nowhere is plagued by radiation, causing the female inhabitants to become mutated nymphomaniacs." Don't you hate it when that happens? This highly plausible scenario drives Hustler's upcoming feature "The Whores Have Eyes." More » -
#hardcore
"Hardcore Circus" Isn't Clowning Around
Though the circus is generally seen as family fun, innocent and appropriate for all ages, Erica McLean's "Hardcore Circus" is anything but. (Which probably explains why we like it so much.) More » -
#todayinbreasts
Hanging with Riley Evans' "Perfect Breasts"
In the desert hills above Porn Valley hang Riley Evans' perfect breasts. She is standing in the 102-degree afternoon waiting for them to be - depending on the prevailing winds - ejaculated upon or over. More » -
#hardcore
"The Whores Have Eyes" & Other Orifices
As far as clever names for porn parodies go, it doesn't get much better than this. Luckily, the fare doesn't match the parody genre: it's still way too early in the week for zombie porn. More » -
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#hardcore
Kagney Linn Karter Astonishes Us In "This Ain't Hells Kitchen XXX"
The seemingly endless parade of porn parodies continues this month with the long awaited release of Hustler's "This Ain't Hells Kitchen XXX." More » -
#fleshflicks
Aiden Starr And Ruby Knox Are "Pretty Filthy" (And That's Why We Love Them)
The following clip doesn't really have a plot, so to speak: we tried to find one, but the truth is, when Aiden and Ruby get together, there's no time for plot. There's only time for good, hard fucking. More » -
#hardcore
Erica McLean's "Hardcore Circus" Is A True Masterpiece
Erica McLean has outdone herself this time, assembling a bizarre and erotic cast of lovely freaks for her recent film "Hardcore Circus," and ensnaring us once more into her lascivious art. Did we mention that we love her? More » -
#popshots
Popshots Of The Week! Stormy Goes Down The Rabbit Hole
Stormy Daniels is wrapping up her on-camera porn career, which is tragic. We cheered up by visiting the set of the "Alice in Wonderland"-flavored "Tormented" to watch her and Aiden Starr fuck like rabbits. More » -
#upcoming
Hustler Gives Us A Peek At Their "Hardcore Circus"
As children, we always loved going to the circus. But somehow, we don't think that Hustler's "Hardcore Circus" is quite like the three ring that we remember. (Actually, we're pretty sure it's way better.) More » -
#fleshflicks
Kayden + Bree + Aiden + Penny = Amazing
The sleepovers we've attended were more about eating popcorn and watching movies than deepthroating dildos and making out—then again, Kayden Kross, Bree Olson, Aiden Starr, and Penny Flame never made it to our sleepovers. More » -
#hardcore
“Smoking Hot Ganzongas” Go Down Easy On A Monday Morning
It's been a while since our favorite "webslinger" sent us snaps of smoking hot women he's nailed—so when we got this disc over the weekend, we couldn't wait to share his latest exploits with you. More » -
#todayinbreakfast
Kimberly Kane Has Sasha Grey for Dessert
There are a lot of arresting images in Kimberly Kane's movie "Live in My Secrets." There are horses, lizards, and eating utensils, for example. But none so compelling as Sasha Grey as IHOP menu item. More » -
#hardcore
"Barely Legal POV 4" Chases Our Rainy Day Blues Away
Nothing cheers our spirits up on a rainy day like a bevy of barely legal beauties on their knees and ready to serve. Dive right in as we explore volume 4 of "Barely Legal POV." More » -
#hardcore
"Sperm Receptacles 4" Bears Witness To Porn's Promise
We'd like to offer you a point of reference: from now on when someone says, "Dude, it was a total sausage-fest," this is what they're talking about! More » -
#avn2009
Postcards From Vegas: Today In Sassy
The amount of photographers hovering greedily here in Nevada tends to put the Meowry on a hair trigger, ready to stick fingers in mouths coquettishly or self-ass-slap on a moment's notice. But not these girls. More » -
#fleshbotrequests
Brains And Beauty: Our Favorite Smarty Pants Pornstars
Who says that pornstars are all boobs and no brains? Well, it certainly wasn't us—we happen to like our pornstars with a whole lot going on upstairs. More »








