Savanna On Sex

Seeing as Savanna Samson can do nearly everything — she's a porn goddess, vintner, singer and writer — we'd suggest you take her advice on, well, anything. In her column on xcritic.com, she offers pretty sound (and sexy) sex advice. More »

How To Get Into Porn (For Real)

In these tough economic times, some women find themselves considering the possibility of looking for work in the adult industry. But how, exactly, does one go from being a cubicle worker to being a full-on pornstar? Monica Foster has the answer. More »

"Female Porn Executive" Joy King Wants You To "Get Into Porn"

Recession got you down? Is your laid off lifestyle preventing you from getting the lovin' you want and need? Well, Joy King has got the solution to all your problems: just get into porn! More »

The World's Sexiest Women Recommend Valentine's Day Gifts

Still struggling to figure out what to get your girlfriend for Valentine's Day? Why not ask one of the world's sexiest women—like Jesse Jane, Dirty Martini, or even your very own editrix? (asylum.com, thumbnail)

Stormy Daniels Offer Tips On Talking To Pornstars

Your chances of meeting a pornstar may be pretty slim—but if you do get to meet one, Stormy Daniels has come up with a list of 10 things you should never, ever say. More »

So You've Decided To Have An MMF...

So you're thinking about having an MMF threeway, and you're just not sure where to turn. You could ask the experts, or you could study at the knee of porn's finest instructors, or you could read the blog of some guy who seems to really like boy-boy-girl threeways (and thoughtfully includes links to MMF porn!). Sure, some of his advice is questionable at best, but he has more than a few entertaining one liners. And, to be honest, we have soft spot for anyone out there who's trying to increase the visibility of male bisexuality (and threeways!) so we're going to let this one slide. More »

The Guide To Getting It On In Your Earth-Friendly Car

A compact car may be great for the environment... but it's not so great for your sex life. Assuming, of course, that your sex life revolves around getting it on in your car (and whose doesn't?). Luckily, our friends at TreeHugger have come to the rescue, with their list of sex positions that work well in small cars. Don't own a small car? These positions don't discriminate! (Although your potential partners might, earth killer.) (treehugger.com)

We previously gave out the wrong email address for our "Ask Stoya" feature. It's not askstoya at gmail dot com, it's askstoya at fleshbot dot com. Our sincerest apologies!

Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Stoya (But Were Afraid To Ask)

Last week, the lovely Stoya was crowned co-Supreme Commandress of Fleshbot, joining the incumbent Joanna Angel in the Fleshbot seat of power. As a pornstar—and a member of the Fleshbot community!—Stoya has shown her dedication to her fans, producing hot scene after hot scene and satisfying all our urges for Stoyarrific porn. But as much as we adore her, there's still a lot we don't know about this lovely girl. Luckily, that's about to chance: our benevolent Supreme Commandress has informed us that we're all going to get the chance to ask her anything we want—well, almost anything. More »

Ashlynn Brooke Explains It All For You

It seems we'll never get tired of "how to get into porn" advice pieces—well, at least not the advice in question comes from Ashlynn Brooke and Shane Diesel (they should know!). Ask Men sits these two down and takes a penetrating look at the many steps of getting into porn. Haha, we said penetrating. (askmen.com; thumbail from "All About Ashlynn 2")

Going (And Coming) Green: Eco-Friendly Sex

Being green isn't just about driving a Prius and eating organic: it's an ecofriendly lifestyle that incorporates all aspects of your life—including your sex life. Planet Green (the earth conscious little sister of the Discovery Channel) has a comprehensive list of ways to screw without screwing over Mother Earth. And it's not all about patchouli and giving up waxing; some of our favorite companies (and activities!) get the green seal of approval. (planetgreen.discovery.com)

Tristan Taormino Does L.A.

With a long list of sexy books and even sexier movies exploring everything from oral sex to anal sex to squirting and back again, it’s no surprise that we're such fans of sexy sexpert Tristan Taormino—and now we have a chance to stalk see her in person as she reads from her latest tome on open relationships at Book Soup in West Hollywood this Wednesday. There'll be some quality Q&A time as part of the program, and we’re hoping that she brings plenty of flow charts and illustrations along too. Lots and lots of illustrations. (AVN)

These Cosmo sex positions are guaranteed to improve your sex life—if you can decipher any of the descriptions and figure out how they are actually done. If we're reading these correctly, we might need to starting dating gymnasts in order pull most of these off. (cosmopolitan.com; image via)

Here's a few tips to help you write a good sex story without once resorting to using the phrases "heaving bosoms" or "rosy flower." If you can work, "sweet pink love mound" into your text, however, that's always a winner. (zobop.blogspot.com)

This just in: Having sex on vacation is way better than doing it in your own home. Um, isn't that why they invented vacations in the first place? (newsweek.com)

A new website is offering tips on passionate lovemaking for couples, but there's one small catch you should be aware of: it's written by Catholic monk who happens to be celibate. So maybe you should get a second opinion before you follow any of his advice, just to be safe. (szansaspotkania.net + metro.co.uk)

How To Solve Your Armpit Fetish Needs (Without Getting Arrested)

As we mentioned earlier, a poor armpit fetishist in Singapore was caned and sent to prison for 14 years because he wasn't very good at controlling himself where women and their sexy underarms were concerned. Granted, it's not always the easiest kink to indulge in (especially with strangers)—but there are other options out there that are better than molesting helpless passers-by on the street. After all, that's what the interweb is for! Some may find perusing a website like GirlPits or Armpits-Fetish.com to be a less-than-perfect substitute, especially if your Smell-O-Vision browser plugin is on the fritz. But you can probably find a more willing real life partner in the forums willing to lift their elbows for you if you're persistent enough. And if all else fails, you can always hire some professional assistance. Spending a little money sure beats a cane to the backside—although you can probably pay extra for that too. More »

It must be real rough being married to a sex expert like Em of Em & Lo, what with all the mind-blowing expert sex and everything. Or at least until you screw something up and then she writes a book about it. So apparently there are some risks involved, but it's probably worth that gamble. (glamour.com)

Coming out is never easy. And coming out as a cybersex lover? You can't even direct your parents to PFLAG! If you're in need of guidance through this trying time, cybersexpert Bonnie Ruberg has some advice for the cybersexy. We're not sure we agree with all her cybertips—but hey, she's the cybersexpert. (villagevoice.com)

It's graduation season and where should our next generation of young leaders and bright minds turn for guidance on their future? Well, since you're reading about it here, you can probably guess where this going. Here's some words of wisdom for the Class of 2008 direct from the ladies of porn. (thenaughtyamerican.com)

Sex Tips From YouPorn: Don't Forget The Balls

Like many of you, we've gotten the bulk of our sex ed from two places: the internet and porn. Sometimes we even combine the two sources, learning wonderful and amazing things from online smut. For example, this video shows us the importance of proper ball stimulation during the act of oral sex—with more than a few ladies eagerly demonstrating their favorite junk handling techniques. Internet porn ... how did we ever learn anything without it? More »

How do you put together the perfect mix CD of super funky slow jams guaranteed to set just the right mood for boning? Here's some suggestions, but in a pinch you can always just put Barry White's Greatest Hits on repeat. (neighborbeeblog.com)

Hoping to get your freak on during that time of the month, but just a bit nervous about ... well, all the stuff that's going on down there? Help is on the way: Naked City has a primer for those looking to earn their red wings. First tip? Never use phrases like "earn your red wings." See? We learned something already! (nakedcity.com)

After six steamy seasons, Oxygen's "Talk Sex with Sue Johanson" is going off the air. Guess we'll have to go back to getting our sex education from the internet like the rest of the kids learn about it. (ap.google.com)

Tracking Down Cougars In The Wild

The cougar is generally considered a predatory animal, stalking down unsuspecting prey at hotel bars and fraternity beer pong tournaments. But for those who are actually hoping to get snared in one of their traps, it helps to take a proactive approach. Sites like Urban Cougar have been showing you how to spot these ferocious beasts in their natural habitat fpr a while now, but now that cougar watching has become such a full-fledged industry the hunters have become the hunted. Dating sites unite older ladies with horny young cubs, steamy novels document their safaris, books and websites provide tips for predator and prey, and a growing number of youngish men consider it their duty to hang out at swanky bars and wait for women to buy them drinks. (And then hopefully turn them into kept sex toys. Dare to dream!) One even has the brilliant concept of driving around the country in a bus and filming his adventures in picking up older women. Hey, that sounds like a great idea for a porn site! More »

If you're in New York with no weekend plans, think about hitting up the Bust Spring Fling Craftacular: we hear that an "astrosexologist" from noted ladies talking about the sexy sex site The Frisky will be on hand to dish advice on love and sex. Maybe we can get her to read our... uh, nevermind. (thefrisky.com)

What do you do when your porn pile becomes too much (or too repetitive) to handle? If you want to reduce it, you better recycle! But how? Here are some tips on how to save your sanity and the planet ... and maybe a few kittens, too. (boinkology.com)

If you're more into femmes than feminism, maybe you can find a few good porn suggestions here. Believe it or not, lesbians aren't just in porn, they watch it too! (about.com)

Best Of Sex Advice: Unlearn What You Have Learned

We all have bad habits — whether it's snoring or not picking up your socks or forgetting to wear pants to the opera — but the important thing to remember is that you can change. Do you have trouble staying monogamous? Try a threesome! Do you have foul tasting spunk? Try pineapple juice! Does the sight of vagina make you ill? Try being gay! There's a solution to all your problems, even if you simply made up a problem in order to get your name printed in an advice column. Think you can pick out which of this week's questions are real and which are pure entertainment? If not... hey, there's another skill for you to learn! More »

How To: Lead A Sexy Double Life

Everyone has certain habits or interests they generally like to keep private, like banging hookers in expensive hotel rooms. But suppose you also have an important high-profile job, like—and we're just throwing this out there as a possible example—governor of a large Eastern state? If other people found out about what you were doing, it might cause problems for you at work. So does that mean you have to choose between your job and your extracurricular interests? Of course not! Leading secret double lives is an American tradition, and Time Out New York's latest unbelievably coincidental issue talks to people about their hidden worlds — including the lawyer/go-go dancer, the loving father/group sex enthusiast (who you may be familiar with) and the husband who can't seem to say no to a good happy ending. (Can anyone?) They even offer tips on how to keep your secret shame a secret. If only this had hit the newsstands just a few days earlier who knows who it might have helped? More »

Best Of Sex Advice: Vagina Things You Need To Know

The problem with sex is that there are boy parts and girl parts, and sometimes it's hard for boys to make the girl parts happy (and vice versa) since boys only know how to make their own boy parts happy. Of course, sometimes he wants to make another boy's parts happy (or a girl with another girl's parts) and they still seem to have trouble with that too. And now that we think about it, there are tons of boys and girls who don't even know how their own parts work and couldn't possibly be expected to make anybody's else parts happy too. What's the moral of this story and this week's sex advice questions? Everyone needs to learn how a vagina works ASAP. That's the only way us boys and girls are ever going to get out of this mess alive. More »

Two-Fisted Education From Hand Job Advice

The hand job may be among the most underrated ways to get off—not as hot as a blow job, but a lot more work than masturbating. But perhaps it's also just the most misunderstood? After all, no one really knows how someone else's junk works — even if you happen to have your own junk yourself — and that can lead to a lot of awkward and potentially painful moments. The aptly named Hand Job Advice graciously decided to help by offering several techniques that might come in ... uh, handy; even better, they all come with video demonstrations so you can see what the hell the scary headless lady is talking about. Heck, even solo flyers might learn some new tricks. So if you're a little unsure about your manual labor skills, give it a shot. Who knows? With a little practice your man might even decide that he prefers some mano-a-cock action. We guess stranger things have happened. More »

Best Of Sex Advice: We're Listening

In case you were keeping track, we did miss our Best of Sex Advice roundup for the last couple of weeks — but not because of laziness or forgetfulness or even neglect. Frankly, your problems just weren't that interesting! Maybe everyone was just feeling cocky in their post-Valentine's Day bliss, or maybe—heaven forbid!—you're actually starting to figure this stuff out on your own. That would be a sad blow to our nation's underworked and underpaid advice columnists. And bloggers who desperately need silly things to make fun of. Won't you please think of them (and us) the next time you're worried that your lover/parents/teachers will find out about your kinky fetish, or worse ... that your kinky fetish isn't freaky enough to talk about in a major national newspaper? Nonsense! No matter how sexually enlightened some of you may be, we'll still be sitting here waiting to read all about those of you who aren't. More »

While succinct enough, this three step guide to publishing your own sex tape online from our eminent colleagues at Valleywag can really be reduced to two words: Gene Simmons. As long as you follow that as a negative example, we promise you can't go wrong. (valleywag.com)

Eye Weekly—the alternative Toronto paper frequently featured in our Best of Sex Advice roundups—has put out their special Love & Sex Guide for 2008, which includes porn and gift guides, dating tips, and this charming article in defense of dry humping. The classics never go out of style! (eyeweekly.com - thanks Sanj)

Best Of Sex Advice: You're On Your Own

Seeing all the people who turn to advice columnists for help with their freaky problems, and reading about the various crazy scenarios that threaten to bring down every relationship imaginable, it's any wonder that anybody wants to date another person ever. Never mind trying to find someone who would return the favor. Sometimes it seems the only alternative is to give up and assume a life of neverending celibacy ... or more likely, masturbation. Or get yourself thrown in jail and eliminate the other options! That's the situation one writer finds himself in this week, so we suppose there are drawbacks to that plan as well. The prison porn library probably leaves a lot to be desired. More »

Taking fish oil supplements is not only good for your health—it can also make you horny as hell. (Other diet changes can help with that, too.) Just be sure to get your dosage from eating tuna or taking pills and not, you know ... some other way. (foxnews.com)