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more about #straight more comments → MrsPoundcake: Why thanks Lux, for hearing my cri de coeur...My chest feels tight from the swelling of emotions. Oh wait...My chest is swelling cause I'm squeezing i... more » MrsPoundcake: Nice tit-a-tete interview. Eva is heavenly. more » whosthatpussy: I would like to sign up for a one-on-one master class. Ha ha. more » whosthatpussy: Oh...I was on board with this until I got a better look at her stockings. Then all I could think about were the sandworms from Beeltlejuice. *sigh* more » Brian47: Wow, score one for the F/M strap-on clip - good job! :) more » crackblind: I've seen a few of these before and am pretty sure they are legit. I've only seen an airbrushed version of #5. Any idea where they came from? (My Ger... more » fragile: stay away from someone who is drowning, they grab for everything in reach. like bikinis. more » fragile: Proof that SG can't read? more » Beaker: "The water could be a little warmer. Oh well, I've got some places to hang my soap-on-a-rope." more » Beaker: A thru C are nice. D thru F, and up, are grand! An understatement. ----- Numbers and letters, Where the larger (the better!) Is what we dream of. -... more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: Bunnies! more » otko: I'll admit I prefer the post-transformation Monroe but there's something about the way she looks here too. Like in the movie Vertigo where the chick c... more » FrankN.Stein: good you didn't call twilight WITHOUT it's parody sexy ;). Thirst is very hot tohugh at least until SPOILER the pale wet corpse showing up in their be... more » SexyHard: Last one, I promise: I was sitting right in the front row Enjoying a two-girl sex show. While stroking my bone The blonde let it be known She wanted ... more » cand86: These dolls and pictures are insanely gorgeous. It's almost unfair that they're art and not for purchase . . . more » -
#advertising
Engage In Intercourse With The Oral Sex Phone
Let's be honest with ourselves: the only thing classier than talking into a vagina is talking into a vagina "superbly sculptured by a European artist." More » -
#advertising
Bundle Up For Winter, Somewhat
American Apparel has attire for every season, but you better believe that none of it covers up wintry-hard nipples. They've got their priorities straight. (copyranter.blogspot.com) -
#lingerie
Diesel Turns Up The Heat
American Apparel won last night's Sexiest Advertising Award—and it looks like Diesel's making a play to be considered for next year's. Well, Diesel, keep up the naughty photos, and you, too, may have your time in the sun. More » -
#advertising
Sweaty Calvin Klein Billboard Raises Eyebrows, Erections
Calvin Klein can't seem to catch a break. They already caught flak for this billboard in SoHo, and now people are upset over this new advertisement. What is wrong with New York these days? More » -
#advertising
Faye Reagan's Ass Gives A Boost To American Apparel's Stock
Well, apparently we aren't the only ones with a crush on Faye Reagan. The darling ginger girl's appeared in so many American Apparel ads, we're starting to think she has a stake in the company. More » -
#wtf
Knee-licking: The Hot New Thing From Loewe
Oh you never licked a knee before? Step your game up. More » -
#boobs
This Ad Really Speaks To Us
Close your eyes, and try to think of the two greatest things ever. Okay, open your eyes. You were thinking about sausage and breasts, right? We thought so—and that makes you the target audience for this Slovenian ad. More » -
#lingerie
A Woman's Right To Sexy Lingerie
German lingerie retailer Liaison Dangereuse firmly believes that women the world over have an inalienable right to sexiness—particularly sexiness of the lingerie-enhanced kind. After watching this video, we couldn't agree more. More » -
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#advertising
The Pants That Drive The Ladies Wild
Apparently, the pants advertised in this commercial are so sexy that your ladyfriend will be overcome with lust at the sight of them—and should you get the least bit distracted, the pants might just take your place. More » -
#scandal
Too Hot For Disney: Ho White And The Seven Dwarves
We sure hope the Jamieson's Beer people have sold some beer, because Disney now wants their heart cut out and put in a box. More » -
#controversy
Bitch Says No To Pussy—And We Wonder Why
Bitch Magazine—a feminist publication you may have heard of—recently rejected the above ad for VooDoo Doughnut's branded clothing line. Their rationale? They felt it was sexist, and objectifies a woman's body in order to sell clothing. More » -
#babes
Abbey Clancy Gets Out Her Cans For Cans (Of Pepsi)
WAG/model Abbey Clancy is putting her cans to good use (and one that's not just making us drool). She's gotten all dolled up an put the girls out there to shill for mansoda Pepsi Max. More » -
#seethrough
American Apparel Models Have Nothing To Hide
And it's a good thing too, because when they're modeling seethrough lingerie like this, it's very, very hard to hide anything at all. If only all clothing companies operated with this kind of transparency. More » -
#celebrityskin
Whatever Miranda Kerr Is Selling, We're Buying
Q: Why is Miranda Kerr lying here without any clothes on?
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#boobs
Boobs Worth Fighting For
In an effort to fight breast cancer, Pink Ribbon Magazine would like to remind us what we're fighting for. So here's an intimate look at (and charming poem about) two citizens of the Boob Nation. (adsoftheworld.com) -
#advertising
Too Hot For The UK! UlsterTrader's Boobtastic Ad
We admit, we don't know what a nice pair of boobs has to do with buying a used car—but maybe instead of banning the ad, the ASA could have required a brother ad featuring a nice man ass? More » -
#advertising
Babes, Boobs, Alcohol, And Hockey...Are Pretty Much All We Need
We have a few passions in life here at Fleshbot HQ: and scantily clad girls, alcoholic energy drinks (RIP Sparks), and hockey happen to be among them. This commercial features all three of those. Clearly, someone's targeting us. More » -
#pornstars
Charlotte Stokely Sticks Her Ass Out For American Apparel
If you ask us, Charlotte Stokely isn't in nearly enough porno movies these days (by which we mean, she isn't in every single porno movie we see). But she's making up for it with these stunning American Apparel ads. More » -
#advertising
Love Life Gets Hot And Sweaty (And Promotes Condom Use, Too)
The sad fact about most safer sex promos is that they're not really, well, sexy. In that regard, Love Life's Swiss spots are a breath of fresh air. Hot, sweaty, anonymous quickie-laden fresh air. More » -
#babes
Kelly Brook Shows Her Naked Dedication
Kelly Brook would very much like you to buy some Ralph Lauren lingerie—and to prove it, she's willing to strip down to her, ahem, bare essentials. Its nice and all, but you know what would really persuade us? More »
