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bibble3000: I just saw a clip of this on ... somewhere... and I feel obligated to say that Rebecca Linares scene is one the hottest of the year. For me anyway. #r... more »
stickman: I don't think I've ever heard of someone, especially a porn star being captivated by a porn movie script before. I mean seriously, a porn script? I'm ... more »
fragile: Riley STEELE rides War Machine? no warpaint? no raggery? #warmachine more »
offred: These Chick-fil-A ads are really getting subversive. #cosplay more »
offred: Is the British bra-sizing system the same as in the US? Otherwise, I can't think of anywhere I've been where it would even be plausible that the avera... more »
offred: Masturbating to Mac products is a well known phenomenon. Why do you think they all used to be white? #amateur more »
FrankN.Stein: Good thing is - Heroes won't last forever and I don't see a major career for her afterwards - which means, giving the willingness to pose for sexy pho... more »
bmonkey: Any instructional videos out there on chopstick nipple teasing? #asian more »
bmonkey: "Yes, Mr. Bond, you're eyes don't deceive you...there are four of me you have to deal with..." #babes more »
Crystal_Mountain: "She's masturbating to footage from the last Macworld conference." That makes her a hipster, but she's still ridiculously hot, so I'll overlook that.... more »

#advertising

Faye Reagan's Ass Gives A Boost To American Apparel's Stock
Well, apparently we aren't the only ones with a crush on Faye Reagan. The darling ginger girl's appeared in so many American Apparel ads, we're starting to think she has a stake in the company. More »
#wtf

Knee-licking: The Hot New Thing From Loewe
Oh you never licked a knee before? Step your game up. More »
#boobs

This Ad Really Speaks To Us
Close your eyes, and try to think of the two greatest things ever. Okay, open your eyes. You were thinking about sausage and breasts, right? We thought so—and that makes you the target audience for this Slovenian ad. More »
#lingerie

A Woman's Right To Sexy Lingerie
German lingerie retailer Liaison Dangereuse firmly believes that women the world over have an inalienable right to sexiness—particularly sexiness of the lingerie-enhanced kind. After watching this video, we couldn't agree more. More »
#advertising

The Pants That Drive The Ladies Wild
Apparently, the pants advertised in this commercial are so sexy that your ladyfriend will be overcome with lust at the sight of them—and should you get the least bit distracted, the pants might just take your place. More »
#scandal

Too Hot For Disney: Ho White And The Seven Dwarves
We sure hope the Jamieson's Beer people have sold some beer, because Disney now wants their heart cut out and put in a box. More »
#controversy

Bitch Says No To Pussy—And We Wonder Why
Bitch Magazine—a feminist publication you may have heard of—recently rejected the above ad for VooDoo Doughnut's branded clothing line. Their rationale? They felt it was sexist, and objectifies a woman's body in order to sell clothing. More »
#babes

Abbey Clancy Gets Out Her Cans For Cans (Of Pepsi)
WAG/model Abbey Clancy is putting her cans to good use (and one that's not just making us drool). She's gotten all dolled up an put the girls out there to shill for mansoda Pepsi Max. More »
#seethrough

American Apparel Models Have Nothing To Hide
And it's a good thing too, because when they're modeling seethrough lingerie like this, it's very, very hard to hide anything at all. If only all clothing companies operated with this kind of transparency. More »
#celebrityskin

Whatever Miranda Kerr Is Selling, We're Buying
Q: Why is Miranda Kerr lying here without any clothes on?

A: Because someone's paying her to promote their skin cream, duh. (egotastic.com)
#boobs

Boobs Worth Fighting For
In an effort to fight breast cancer, Pink Ribbon Magazine would like to remind us what we're fighting for. So here's an intimate look at (and charming poem about) two citizens of the Boob Nation. (adsoftheworld.com)
#advertising

Too Hot For The UK! UlsterTrader's Boobtastic Ad
We admit, we don't know what a nice pair of boobs has to do with buying a used car—but maybe instead of banning the ad, the ASA could have required a brother ad featuring a nice man ass? More »
#advertising

Babes, Boobs, Alcohol, And Hockey...Are Pretty Much All We Need
We have a few passions in life here at Fleshbot HQ: and scantily clad girls, alcoholic energy drinks (RIP Sparks), and hockey happen to be among them. This commercial features all three of those. Clearly, someone's targeting us. More »
#pornstars

Charlotte Stokely Sticks Her Ass Out For American Apparel
If you ask us, Charlotte Stokely isn't in nearly enough porno movies these days (by which we mean, she isn't in every single porno movie we see). But she's making up for it with these stunning American Apparel ads. More »
#advertising

Love Life Gets Hot And Sweaty (And Promotes Condom Use, Too)
The sad fact about most safer sex promos is that they're not really, well, sexy. In that regard, Love Life's Swiss spots are a breath of fresh air. Hot, sweaty, anonymous quickie-laden fresh air. More »
#babes

Kelly Brook Shows Her Naked Dedication
Kelly Brook would very much like you to buy some Ralph Lauren lingerie—and to prove it, she's willing to strip down to her, ahem, bare essentials. Its nice and all, but you know what would really persuade us? More »
#vintage

Don't Let Your Car Be A Nudist—That's This Girl's Job
Cars and naked girls: they've gone together since, well, at least 1937, when this ad for Simoniz Kleener reminded motorists to keep it covered up...by flashing this girl's nipple at them (A sensible strategy if you ask us.) (copyranter.blogspot.com)
#scandal

Too Hot For The UK: American Apparel Crosses The Line
What makes an American Apparel ad too hot for the UK? A little bit of exposed nipple (paired with a somewhat young looking—though totally legal—girl). Nobody tell them about "Barely Legal," okay? (adrants.com)
#censorship

Too Hot For YouTube: Save The Boobs!
YouTube's long been known for its unfriendliness to porn trailers and vaguely suggestive videos—but now they've gone too far. The latest casualty in YouTube's war against sexy? A bouncy, breastacular, slow-mo bikini video...that raises awareness about breast cancer. More »
#advertising

Giant Soapy Breasts Somehow Advertise Arts Festival
Why, hello there, you giant soapy breasts, you. You know, just looking at you is giving us a hankering for a ticket to Slovenia's 28th Graphic Arts Biennial...wait, that's what you're advertising, too? You really know your audience, don't you. More »
#lingerie

MIA Lingerie Is So Hot...
Just how hot is MIA's HOT lingerie? Apparently somewhere in the range of 85-95 degrees Fahrenheit—at least if we're to believe this ad. The ad wouldn't mislead us, right? (adland.tv, via AdRants)
#badideas

AIDS Is Bad. Just Like Hitler Having Sex.
Today in unfortunate safer sex advertising: Germany's das comitee produced a set of posters determined to remind people of the seriousness of HIV...by comparing the virus to Hitler, Stalin, and Saddam Hussein banging hot chicks. Right, that makes sense. More »
#activism

Kim Zolciak Poses "Topless" For Some Sort Of Charity
Apparently real housewife Kim Zolciak took our advice to heart. In her pursuit of 15 more minutes of fame, she's dispensed with the bikini pics and shot all the way to implied nudity. For a charity, of course (she's classy!). More »
#advertising

Sex Sells, And We're Buying
Does sex sell? We're pretty sure the answer is yes—but we still enjoyed browsing through this collection of sexy ads to see if any of them put us in the mood to, uh, buy. (creativebits.org)
#hype

"The Beautiful Life" Teases With Barely There Ads
Is the CW feeling threatened by all the bare skin on premium cable? That's the only explanation we can come up with for these next-to-naked ads. If only they were an indication of what actually happens on the show. More »
#advertising

Virgin Media Harnesses The Power Of Female Orgasm
Remember Meg Ryan's infamous orgasm scene from "When Harry Met Sally"? (How could you forget?) Well, imagine that times fifty...and you've pretty much got Virgin Media's latest ad spot for their 50 "Meg" broadband service. (Get it?)
#advertising

Lingerie On Wheels
This underwear ad from Australia is certainly racy. It's kind of what it would be like if all those hot roller derby girls were wearing a bit less clothing and wanted to hold hands rather than hit each other. More »
#sexculture

Blast From The Past: Vintage Porn Posters
Is your boudoir decor in need of an upgrade? Nothing says classy and sexy quite like vintage porn posters. View a fine selection of erotic film advertisements over at the Examiner (and then buy one from the Erotic Heritage Museum). More »
#advertising

American Apparel's Ads Are Simply The Bottoms
American Apparel says that the Invisi-Thong shows no lines under clothes, and looks amazing by itself. We don't know about that whole "under clothes" thing, but the amazing part? That we're definitely on board with. (americanapparel.net)
#fashion

The Fly Babes Of FLY 53
Move over, American Apparel—FLY 53's sexy ads might just make them our new favorite clothing company. Although, wait: FLY 53 isn't stocked in the US? Maybe we'll stick with American Apparel after all. More »
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch

American Apparel And Pornstars: Bringing You The Best In Clothing Ads
Here we have Charlotte "Britney" Stokely modeling American Apparel's oversized seethrough t-shirts in their ultra-soft burnout fabric. Also, underboob. Lots and lots of very delicious underboob. (americanapparel.net)
#advertising

Sex Used To Sell...Hearing Aids?
When we think of hearing aids, we're more likely to picture our ninety-year-old grandmother than a half-naked girl with full-on tattoo sleeves. But one company in New Zealand is trying to change that perception. More »
#advertising

KGB Knows How To Win Us Over
Over the past few months, you've probably seen the TV spots for KGB (the text-for-an-answer service, not the actual KGB). Despite their inclusion of PG Porn's Sean Gunn, we'd mostly ignored them. Until now. More »
#advertising

Caution: Sprite May Cause Involuntary Arousal And Excitement
The amateur sociologist within us is tempted to (over)analyze this commercial, taking a look at what the explosion of corn syrup-infused joy as a substitute for, well, a different kind of explosion says about our culture. More »
#advertising

Dimetto Hats: For Any Kind Of Sexy
To advertise their new line of unisex hats, milliner Dimetto has persuaded a bunch of beautiful young ladies to model nude, covering their lower bits with some very stylish hats—and no hands! (No hands? Wait a minute...) More »
#babes

Ruffles Have Ridges. And Half Naked Girls.
The last time we ate potato chips, we were not bombarded with images of scantily clad women in various alluring arrangements. Maybe we should switch from Lays to Ruffles? Lord knows we don't see enough boobs already. More »
#babes

Will Lauren Be The 2009 Star In A Bra?
This is Lauren. She's a twenty-year-old student from Catford, London with a 32F rack, and she wants to be the face (and boobs) of BraStop, a British company specializing in D+ bras. And you can make her dream come true! More »
#celebrity

Keira Knightley's Suspender Fetish
Keira Knightley recently appeared in a Chanel ad covering her breasts with nothing more than a flimsy pair of suspenders. Kinda like the time she appeared in Interview covering her breasts with nothing more than a flimsy pair of suspenders. More »
#babes

Paris Hilton Vs. Audrina Partridge: Battle Of The Burger Babes
A few weeks ago, we told you that Audrina Partridge was doing her best to top Paris Hilton's legendary babe with a burger commercial. Audrina's spots are finally out—and now, at last, we can compare. More »
#celebrity

Naked Lady Goes On To Become Kiwi TV Star
Two years ago, we ooed and ahhed over Elave's "Nothing to Hide" commercial, which harnessed the power of hot naked bodies to hawk skincare products. Well, apparently we weren't the only ones to get something out of the experience. More »

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