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    Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more »
    Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more »
    witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more »
    tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more »
    Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more »
    thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more »
    Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more »
    sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more »
    Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Crash Octagon, Vol. 1, anyone? #rileysteele more »
  • #dvd

    Reapplying Sunscreen Will Not Protect You From “Bree Exposed”

    The back cover says "Bree Olson gives her tribute to sex." We should all give tribute to the sun-goddess known as Bree. More »
  • #dvd

    "Flight Attendants" Crashes Despite Ample Buoyancy

    Global Air's ridership has taken a nosedive since one of its planes did. And rival Trans Con won't let Global forget it! So Global's flight attendants decide to grow their customer base the only way they know how. More »
  • #fleshflicks

    Enter The Crack Pack

    Forget the Rat Pack—the Crack Pack is your entertainment team for the modern day. And if you ask us, Sammy Davis Jr. has got nothing on Andie Anderson (though we haven't really heard her crack many jokes). More »
  • #newfaces

    Alexis Ford: Adam & Eve's Hot New Star

    Tis the season for signing new contract stars: earlier this month, Digital Playground welcomed two new additions to their happy hardcore family, and now Adam & Eve has signed the lovely Alexis Ford to their team. More »
  • #avncontenders

    Kayden Kross Beyond Thunderdome

    Following the world-altering "Big Burn," a number of things are scarce: potable water, animals, and, oh yes, Kayden Kross's clothes. At least we've got that to look forward to. More »
  • #hardcore

    Kayden Kross Fucks Like It's The End of the World In Adam & Eve's Highly Anticipated "8th Day"

    And that is no exaggeration. Watching the incredible blonde writhe around naked on a throbbing tool all but made us forget what we were watching in the first place, and wonder why everyone was so dirty? More »
  • #dvd

    "Bree's College Daze 2": Call Me Deacon Goo

    They call Alabama the Crimson Tide - but what wonderful institution of higher learning has Bree Olson Ass Plaid as its school colors, and can it keep me from matriculating on myself? More »
  • #fleshflicks

    Lexi Belle Goes Back To School

    Though on the whole, we're glad our college days are past (we hated homework), there are some things that make us long for the hallowed halls of alma mater. Lexi Belle in "Bree's College Daze 2" is one of them. More »
  • #breeolsonforever

    "The Five" Has At Least Eight More Boobs Than "The 300"

    Other than Sasha Grey, no one in "The Five" looks even remotely Mediterranean or homoerotic. The voluptuous Bree Olson doesn't resemble a chiseled Spartan warrior princess at all. And Alexis Texas? Doesn't encourage me to hang around with oiled men. More »
  • #hardcore

    Kayden Kross Looks Breathtaking In "Swing Time"

    A title like "Swing Time" originally made us believe this Kayden Kross movie was either a Tiger Woods spoof or a period piece about dirty dancing. Instead, the Adam & Eve feature centers around key parties, which, coincidentally, are our favorite kind of parties. More »
  • #dvd

    Bree Olson And Sasha Grey Lead An Impressive Pack Of "Five" All-Stars

    Forget what "Schoolhouse Rock" might have taught you: in the age of supersizing and upsizing and embiggening, three is no longer the magic number. Five is where it's at. More »
  • #fleshflicks

    Ava Rose Has Got Some Good Medicine

    Over the years, we've looked into a whole slew of alternative medicines—accupuncture, accupressure, naturopathy, homeopathy, hypnotherapy—but we've never seen anything quite like Ava Rose's ministrations on this bedridden gentleman. More »
  • #dvd

    Pitching A Tent For Bree Olson

    Bree Olson in cutoff shorts and a tank top. I believe in America. More »
  • #orgasms

    "Nina Hartley's Guide To Simultaneous Orgasms" (It's Not A Myth)

    When we first got our hands on "Nina Hartley's Guide to Simultaneous Orgasms," we were like: "Oh great. Nina Hartley's Guide to Finding Unicorns?" But truth be told, we were blown away by this DVD. More »
  • #fleshflicks

    Girls' Night In

    We've heard about the fairly innocuous "Girls' Night Out" wherein your girlfriend leaves you at home to watch sports (or porn) and goes out for a couple of drinks and some dancing with her friends. More »
  • #fleshflicks

    Bree Olson Finally Surrenders

    As a big boobed blonde, Bree Olson generally gets typecast in a very specific role—and it's not one that involves much bondage and kink. More »
  • #fleshflicks

    On Flight 69, The Customer Comes First

    In these uncertain times, airlines are doing whatever they can to reel in the business—though some might say that they haven't pushed things far enough. Perhaps they should look to "Flight 69" for inspiration? More »
  • #games

    Adam & Eve Want To Take You On An Erotic Photo Hunt

    Do you love Erotic Photo Hunt, but hate having to leave your house to play it? Well, you're in luck: Adam & Eve has just launched an online version of the popular bar game. More »
  • #wannabeapornstar

    Adam & Eve Seeks Real Hot Couples For Real Hot Porn

    Fleshbot Crush Object Jamye Waxman, sex educator extraordinaire and host of the "Personal Touch" eduporn, just informed us that Adam & Eve is looking to cast real life couples for a new line of DVDs:
  • #thisweekinsubmission

    Instant Classics: "O2: The Surrender of O"

    If you have a soft spot for submissive women and a hard spot for dominant ones, you will love "O2: The Surrender of O," Ernest Greene's self-described "fan-fiction" updating of the classic 50's sexploration of O, the woman who learned that sometimes the best freedom was the right kind of slavery. Read our review of the movie after the gap. More »
  • #pornofthemoment

    "Strippers Gone Wild" Shows Just How Wild Strippers Can Go

    We've always operated under the assumption that the whole point of the "Girls Gone Wild" franchise was to see girls—ones who are presumably nice, mild-mannered young things in their daily lives—be persuaded to go wild, that half the thrill was in watching the transformation from sweet and demure to wild and willing. That said, we found ourselves somewhat confused by the premise of "Strippers Gone Wild." As women who take their clothes off for money, strippers are, presumably, already "wild" women—do they really have further territory to explore in the world of going wild? Apparently so: the compilation DVD boasts over four hours of action, with nineteen girls at their wildest. We've grabbed a sample clip: after the jump, see what happens when strippers stop being fake and start being real...ly wild. More »
  • #sextoys

    Yet Another Design A Sex Toy Contest: Because The World's Best Vibrator Is Still In Your, Uh, Hands

    If combing through our Marital Aid Test Kitchen archives has only convinced you that the perfect sex toy hasn't been invented yet—and in case you missed the opportunity to design your own the last couple of times a company decided to do a promotional stunt like this—you might want to grab those drafting supplies and come up with an entry for Adam & Eve's "Build A Better Sex Toy" contest; the winner will see his or her design manufactured by the company and eventually bringing smiles to the faces of discriminating sex toy consumers the world over. (Providing they share your concept of what constitutes a better sex toy, of course.) Currently there's no dedicated website advertising the contest—the press release we received today advises would-be orgasmical Edisons to send their entries and contact information to contest (at) adamandeve.com—but while you're waiting for Adam & Eve to set one up, just think of all the focus group fun you can have in the meantime. More »
  • #pornstars

    Congrats to porn hottie Kayden Kross, who wasjust signed as Adam & Eve's newest contract star. We hate to gloat, but we totally knew she had it in her. (We also hate to use that joke again, but there you go.) (avn.com)
  • #sextoys

    Marital Aid Test Kitchen: "Eden" Forever Dragonfly Ring

    "There is a purple bug on my penis." More »
  • #changes

    Porn Valley Dispatch: Hello (Again) Ava, Goodbye Carmen

    The lovely Ava Rose has renewed her contract with Adam & Eve for another year, just as company insiders report that this will be longtime team captain Carmen Luvana's final go-round. Adam & Eve has had some contract girl trouble of late, with the implosion of Sophia Lynn and the defection of Mari Possa, so seeing Carmen go is sad, because she's awesome. But we really like Ava, too. More »