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#activism
Half-Naked Supermodels Band Together To Fight Global Issue
Taking a page out of PETA's playbook, anti-global warming group 350.org has decided that the best way to get people to care about climate change is to get a bunch of supermodels to take off their clothes. More » -
#censorship
Too Hot For YouTube: Save The Boobs!
YouTube's long been known for its unfriendliness to porn trailers and vaguely suggestive videos—but now they've gone too far. The latest casualty in YouTube's war against sexy? A bouncy, breastacular, slow-mo bikini video...that raises awareness about breast cancer. More » -
#activism
Canadian Celebrities Get Their Kit Off For Charity
Finally: celebrities are taking their tops off for a cause that's actually breast-related. Not that we, er, minded seeing all those naked PETA ads—but seeing Karine Vanasse (and others) go topless for breast cancer research just feels...more justified. More » -
#activism
Kim Zolciak Poses "Topless" For Some Sort Of Charity
Apparently real housewife Kim Zolciak took our advice to heart. In her pursuit of 15 more minutes of fame, she's dispensed with the bikini pics and shot all the way to implied nudity. For a charity, of course (she's classy!). More » -
#activism
Leeann Tweeden Strips Down For...Autism
Well, it's official: scantily clad ladies are the best way to sell anything, from jeans to sandwiches to autism advocacy. Someone get the president on the phone—we've figured out how he's gonna pass his healthcare bill. More » -
#wtf
Oxfam (Sort Of) Uses Sex To Sell Environmental Message
If we were you, we would watch about the first thirty-eight seconds of this Oxfam commercial, pause it, and then watch the first thirty-eight seconds again. Trust us, the last twenty-two seconds...well, they're a lot less pleasant than that first thirty-eight. More » -
#boobs
Globes For The Globe Make Earth Day More Boobtastic!
Maybe it's just us, but we've found that we always learn better when there are boobs in the mix. So Globes for the Globe makes it way easier to remember how to be green. More » -
#contests
PETA Wants You To See Your Neighbors Naked
We used to think that PETA's sole mission was to get celebrities the world over to get naked in the name of animal welfare. But it seems that's not all there is to PETA. More » -
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#hysteria
Too Hot For The Superbowl: PETA's Banned Ad
PETA's known for pushing boundaries, what with their radical vegetarian views and edgy use of naked women, but we never thought we'd see them make an ad hot enough to get banned from the Superbowl. More » -
#nakedactivismwatch
Khloe Kardashian Gets Naked
... for PETA, of course. Think it's too late for them to work this into "Keeping It Up With The Kard-ASS-ians"? We'll keep our fingers crossed. (latimesblogs.latimes.com) -
#crushobjectexclusive
All About Aprella, Renaissance Woman
We've had a crush on the lovely Aprella for several years now. But what with her busy schedule of modeling, performing, appearing in video games, and speaking out for Amnesty International, and our busy schedule of, uh, watching porn, it's been a little hard to schedule a sitdown with her. Finally, though, after years of lusting after this multitalented powerhouse, we were able to grab her attention and get her to answer some questions. Our interview—as well as a gallery of photos so you can better understand exactly why we've been crushing on her all this time—after the jump. More »
