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Shirts And Skins: "Sporty Girls 3"

Gram Ponante — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 11:30:01 EST

So rarely in porn do we venture into the world of personal trainers and home badminton courts that we forget the affluent have sex, too. The subtext of "Sporty Girls 3" is that all women are pink beneath their whites.

This movie is exceptionally well shot by William H. and edited by Robert Laplance. The team makes these sunny, upbeat, and strenuous interludes with Monique Alexander (fantastic blowjob), Sadie West (competent soccer player), Phoenix Marie (pliant!), Abbey Brooks (thanks for involving men in your life, finally), and the resurgent Hillary Scott that much more effective.

I am not saying that the five women listed above can't do some major damage just standing there, but a movie like this one, which would be a throwaway in other hands (brief setups of women exercising and then playfully seduced by their partners), really knocks it out of the park, making each performer look her sweaty, alluring best.

As a carnivore, I like a little flesh and jiggle. Only volleyballer Abbey Brooks qualifies as voluptuous - everyone else is either whippet thin or, like Phoenix Marie, muscularly sexy - but each vignette displays teamwork, effort, and vigor. I want these women on my side.

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Elegant Angel Unveils Next Generation Of "Sporty Girls"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:30:01 EDT

As a general rule, we can take or leave organized sports (except for "indoor sports," yukyuk). Sporty girls, however, are the creamy peanut butter to our sweet, tangy jelly (or maybe it's the other way around?).

Elegant Angel has some lovely pictures of the cast of the latest installment of "Sporty Girls," their series celebrating girls who like balls with their, ahem, balls. Though we're not one hundred percent sure which sport each of these girls plays, there's question that they're all quite practiced at getting their (and our) heart rates up.

· Sport Girls 3 - Coming in October! (elegantangel.com)

“Smoking Hot Ganzongas” Go Down Easy On A Monday Morning

DCypher — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 16:00:00 EDT

It's been a while since our favorite "webslinger" sent us snaps of smoking hot women he's nailed—so when we got this disc over the weekend, we couldn't wait to share his latest exploits with you.

Once again the self proclaimed "rock star pimp" (you wanna dispute it? We thought not!) is hard at work, drilling the lush wet insides out of some of the best top-heavy starlets we've ever seen, including the unforgettable Hunter Bryce—a virtual porn newbie whose amazing rack keeps us up at night.

Add to that sexy little Aiden Starr, the East Coast Italian princess with the tightest pussy in the world to go with those amazing ta-ta's, newcummer Capri Cavelli, Abbey Brooks, and the mysterious Sarah Jessie, and you've got a very impressive collection of hotties.

We'd like to tell you that Mr. Spyder Jonez is saving money by nailing all the girls himself without hiring a single other guy for this series, but we have a sneaking suspicion that the real reason is that he simply has to sample this lusty lot all by himself. Hey, if it were us, we'd do exactly the same thing.

"Smoking Hot Gazongas" comes out this month from Rock Star Pimp, Iron Cross, & Teravision. If you love seeing tattooed guys just flat out wreck sizzling divas with succulent melons, then you're going to lose your mind. Check the gallery and Happy Monday!

· Rock Star Pimp (rockstarpimp.com)
· Teravision (teravision.com)

Today in Transportation: "Slut Air"

pweasels — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:30:01 EST

We are very interested in finding out what airline schedules the “Slut Air” flights, how we go about making our reservations, and how the TSA copes with all the T&A.

We have already made plans to fly home for the Christmas holidays, but we are taking time off between National Hat Day (Jan 15) to Penguin Awareness Day (Jan 20), and we want to know what the security measures are like, what we can expect to be eating in first class, and if in fact there is an airline called "Quntas."

· Mr. X Productions (www.mrxproductions.com)
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"Hose On Hoes": Because Nothing Beats Off A Great Pair of Legs

Gram Ponante — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 16:00:00 EST

While we know that headline makes no sense, pantyhose enthusiasts are well-served by this Nautica Thorn production, as the hose both stays on and yields to the Sapphic whims of ten stockinged pornstresses, who do everything they can to get past the mesh to the flesh.

Ice La Fox, Whitney Stevens, Whitney Fears, Alyssa Reece, Renae Cruz, Abbey Brooks, Charli Laine, Karlie Montana, Ann Marie, and Gianna Lynn are beautiful eye candy in this movie, co-directed by Nautica Thorn and Payaso.

My only beef with this film (other than the fact that Thorn isn't in it herself) is the camera work. It is so fluidly filmed that the camera does not linger on a person or part long enough. This is a crime because everyone looks so good. A true hosiery fan would be happy that each performer is wearing and tearing her hose throughout her scene, but could be disappointed that the camera does not love them enough.

Maybe Nautica wanted us to not forget her.

Special kudos to the arresting boxcover artwork and to the punny, funny title itself. Looking forward to "Rapes by Rakes" (simulated, of course).

· Nautica Thorn (enternautica.com)
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When Pies Go Bad: "Attack Of The CFNM"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 18:45:44 EDT

"I don't like how your pies taste," says this hapless husband, caught in the act of pastryphilia by his wife and a gaggle of girlfriends in (wait for it) "Attack of the Clothed Female/Naked Male."

"So you fuck it?"

We have been eager to show you this title but we keep getting waylaid, as if by "Pirates". A niche that (mostly) finds clothed women giving handjobs to naked men, this example of CFNM involves the likes of Abbey Brooks, Sophie Dee, Heather Gables, and Kylee Reese, among others, in configurations such as Jailer/Jailed, Pie Fucker/Gaggle, and Comatose Man/Nurses.

Not an inch of the five separate parts of the female anatomy commonly seen in porn is exposed in "Attack of the C.F.N.M.," and that may be disappointing to some viewers. But as Thomas Jefferson said, "I may not agree with your choice to not show Abbey Brooks' boobies, but I will fight to the death for your right to not compromise a porn niche sacred to maybe two dozen Americans."

While humiliation is a factor in some of these scenarios, at least the fellows enjoy some release at the end of their ordeal. Such as this guy, who probably hasn't seen too many good times since the royalty checks for "Two Princes" stopped coming.

· Pink Visual (pinkvisual.com)
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"Pirates II" Trailer Hits Internet; Movie Still At Large

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:35:01 EDT

Remember that curiously skin-free teaser for "Pirates II"? Well, a mere year and a half after turning on the hype machine for what some believe is the most eagerly anticipated pirate-themed porn megaspectacular ever, Digital Playground has finally released a real trailer — and, unlike the aforementioned teaser, it doesn't totally suck! (Or at least gives you a better idea that this is a porn movie and not someone's AfterEffects experiment.) With practically everyone in the adult industry and their mother getting banged in this movie, there's bound to be at least one scene that'll turn your crank—and for that reason alone, we're sure "Pirates II" will prove to be worth the wait. (Well, that and seeing how those squillions of dollars that were sunk into its production were put to use.) Experience the magic after the jump.

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· 'Pirates II' Trailer Premieres Online (avn.com)
· Pirates II: X-Rated Trailer (piratesxxx.com)
· Pirates II: R-Rated Trailer (youtube.com)
• Order: "Pirates Ii: Stagnett's Revenge" (Adult DVD Empire)

Pleasantly Plump: Girls Who Prove That More Is More

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:45:51 EDT

When venerable Fleshbot commenter PCBHo requested a roundup of "chubby girls" as part of our new Fleshbot Requests initiative, we couldn't wait to fulfill her request. 'Cause, well, she's not the only one who's into those kind of girls. Yes, it's true: we're not just fans of Gianna Michaels's pretty face, we're also pretty into her big round booty and bountiful boobs. For those in search of a little extra padding, we offer up a few of the most pleasantly plump girls we know. (Or at least would like to know a little better, but we had to start somewhere.)

Natasha Nice

Sin (deviantnation.com)

Amber Peach

Rucca Page

Sara Stone

Whisky (burningangel.com)

Abbey Brooks

Gianna Michaels

Eliska (suicidegirls.com)

Sabina Leigh (sabina-leigh.com)

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