Clip 1: What's the film playing in the drive-in? "The Arena" starring Pam Grier.
Clip 2: Which Russ Meyer starlet appears in this scene? Raven De La Croix.
Clip 3: What traditional courting ritual do the two groups engage in at the head of this scene? A mating dance.

Alas, no one managed to get all three correct—so we're going to award the prize to the first person who managed to get two out of three. Congrats to mgorf2005—and check your private messages for information on how to claim your prize.

· Severin Films (severin-films.com)
· Buy "Screwballs": DVD and Blu-Ray (amazon.com)

Of course, we're not giving it away to just anyone: if you want the DVD, you gotta do a little work. We have three trivia questions—one for each clip—that you'll have to answer. Take a peek at what we're asking, leave your answers in the comments below, and we'll be back next week with a winner.

Clip 1: What's the film playing in the drive-in?
Clip 2: Which Russ Meyer starlet appears in this scene?
Clip 3: What traditional courting ritual do the two groups engage in at the head of this scene?

· Severin Films (severin-films.com)
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Been loving the "Screwballs" moments? Follow the links below to grab a copy of your own—or just come back next week for a chance to win one!

· Severin Films (severin-films.com)
· Buy "Screwballs": DVD and Blu-Ray (amazon.com)

You know what? Forget Rio, that two-timing jerk who was dating both Jem and Jerrica. There's nothing we want to see more than Stormer's bright blue mane of hair between Kimber's milky-white thighs. (Then we'd know whether she was a true redhead.) Or Shana and Aja's interracial romance. Or how about the possible bondage scenes between Jem and the entire band of Misfits? We could go on forever, but we'll let you use your imagination for a while. Hopefully these pictures will inspire you as much as they did us.

Fuq Pop by Ronin/SS (ronin-ss.com, via yuhmm.com)
Fuq Pop by Ronin/SS (ronin-ss.com, via yuhmm.com)
Fuq Pop by Ronin/SS (ronin-ss.com, via yuhmm.com)
Fuq Pop by Ronin/SS (ronin-ss.com, via yuhmm.com)
Fuq Pop by Ronin/SS (ronin-ss.com, via yuhmm.com)

Today, we have a new selection of delicious "Screwballs"esness—a clip from the scene where the gang takes a trip to the strip club (and you thought "Varsity Blues" made that plot device up!). Sit back, relax, and enjoy the boobs...and remember: in just two scant weeks, you'll have a chance to win a copy of your own!

· Severin Films (severin-films.com)
· Buy "Screwballs": DVD and Blu-Ray (amazon.com)

And there may be no better example of this than "Screwballs"—which, as luck would have it, is about to be released on DVD and Blu-Ray (in just a scant few weeks!). The plot, such as these things go, revolves around the goings on at Taft & Adams High (get it?), where freshmen receive breast exams, cheerleaders practice in bikinis, and, well, boobs abound. While you're waiting for this masterpiece's release, check out our exclusive preview clip above. We'll be releasing one a week until the movie's officially out (at which point we'll be hosting a fancy contest to give each and every one of you the chance to win a free copy!).

· Severin Films (severin-films.com)
· Buy "Screwballs": DVD and Blu-Ray (amazon.com)

Yes, in life, as in sex, practice makes perfect (and then some). And just think: this girl has been practicing her craft since the 80s. Can you imagine how talented she must be today?

· Buy "Practice Makes Perfect" (vcx.com)

We're pretty sure Lynn LeMay and her friend eventually plan to take a shower (this is, of course, the '80s, so they're less worried about global warming and whatnot), but we hope you can all take some inspiration from their decision to go with sex first...and, you know, forget about the shower altogether (we're sure that sex will leave you feeling nice and clean, anyway).

· Buy "Precious Gems" (vcx.com)

Starting with the stag films of the 1910's, and going all the way up to the big haireds beauties of the '80s, the video shows a variety of clips from every decade along the way, making it very clear just how much has changed over the past century of porn—and, simultaneously, showing us just how much has stayed exactly the same.

· Vintage Erotica (vintageerotica.com, via avn.com)

A palatial nightclub, complete with a swimming pool, shows, and all the naked bodies that could cram into one place, Plato's Retreat was a libertine's dream—at least for the first few years. In the early eighties, Plato's was struck by a series of troubles, beset first by charges of tax evasion, and then permanently shut down by an HIV-inspired public health crackdown.

"American Swing" tracks the rise and fall of this swinger's paradise, using exclusive interviews with former patrons, employees, and family members and archival footage from the center of the action to tell the story of Plato's Retreat and its larger than life owner, Larry Levenson.

Because it contains (gasp!) uncensored footage of actual sex action, "American Swing" has had some difficulty achieving wide release; but if you're in New York City or LA, be sure to catch this riveting documentary about a very important part of swing (and American) history.

"American Swing" opens March 27th in NY at the Quad Cinema, and April 3rd in LA at the Sunset 5.

· "American Swing" (magpictures.com)

Not to sound like the crotchety old people that we are, but they just don't make 'em like they used to. And not just the music videos—the bikinis, too! We can't remember the last time we saw a girl in a strapless bikini that couldn't possibly stay up under the weight of a few drops of water... and that makes us really, really sad.

· Boys Boys Boys - Sabrina (youtube.com, thanks J!)

(Oh, and the rest of the cast is pretty awesome too. But Heathcliff is spot on.)

· On the Set: X-Play's 'Not the Cosbys' (full video @ avn.com)

Okay, maybe "touching" and "romantic" aren't quite the right words to describe this story—but it's still a fascinating tale of love lust, semi-fame, and, yes, 80's pornstars.

And to all those still hoping to bed a porn stud, take heart. We're sure today's male pornstars are far better at relationships than this guy. We think.

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· Thumbnail: Belladonna and Evan Stone (earlmiller.com)

It was not any of these pictures, although the first one is similar. I don’t know what movie it was from, although at least part of it took place in a bar, on the floor. Erica was lean and shone with sweat. She might have been wearing a headband. There was a guy on top of her, at the top of a pushup position, but I don’t remember anything about him.

She was lying on her back, her knees drawn back, spread wide with her calves parallel to the line of her body, toes pointed like a dancer, her pre-enhancement breasts caught at the bottom of the impact from the thrusts. Her head was lifted up, looking down the line of her body at the point of penetration, and she was the sexiest thing I’d ever seen.

I probably held on to that coverless, ripped-up magazine for ten or fifteen years; I think my mom threw it away in a garage-cleaning years after I had moved out. I never did see that movie.

Happy Birthday, Erica, and thanks for the memories.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Erica Boyer at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Erica Boyer’s movies (gamelink.com)

We don't believe that this magazine is published anymore—which is too bad, because fart jokes that involve actual farts and Ronald Reagan zingers never really get old. Plus, we haven't seen a good "flasher" joke since our Mad magazine subscription ran out years ago.

· Hustler Humor Covers 1980 to 1998 (xpozio.com)