We Have A Winner! The Great "Screwballs" Trivia Off

Last week, we offered you the chance to win a copy of "Screwballs." Many entered, but only one can win. Check below to the correct answers to our trivia questions (supplied to us by Severin Films, the distributor of "Screwballs.") More »

Win A Copy Of "Screwballs": The 80s Teensploitation Sex Comedy Romp!

For the past few weeks, we've been running clips from "Screwballs," a T&A filled 80s teen sex comedy. Well, today's the day that this very special movie gets released on DVD—and to celebrate, we're giving away a copy! More »

"Screwballs" Goes Bowling

The 80s were a very different time: greed was good, movies were filled with boobs...and apparently everyone went bowling in their underwear. Frankly, we don't really remember that part—but it's in "Screwballs," so it must be true! More »

Fuq Pop — Jem Gone Porno

'Jem and the Holograms' is, by far, the sexiest of our favorite childhood cartoons. Could this be the next XXX parody dvd? Who can we talk to about this? More »

"Screwballs" Heads To The Strip Club

Last week, we introduced you to the wild and wacky world of "Screwballs," the wild and wacky 80s teen sex romp that went where no other wacky, wild teen sex romp had gone before. More »

"Screwballs": The 80s Teen Sex Comedy That Puts "Porky's" To Shame

There were many wonderful things about the 1980's—but one of the best would have to be all the T&A that got crammed into those delightful teen sex comedies. More »

Practice! Practice! Practice!

How do you get to Carnegie Hall? The same way you get good at giving head, or spying on couples en flagrante delicto, with no one the wiser: practice, practice, practice. More »

Lynn LeMay Is An Inspiration To Us All

With all the worry about the environment, we've been trying to be eco-friendly. One good suggestion: save water by taking a shower with a friend. One better suggestion: skip the shower, and just get naked with a friend. More »

Vintage Erotica Takes Us On A Walk Down Porn Memory Lane

Like all artforms, pornography has evolved over time—and this trailer for VintageErotica.com is a really great way to appreciate and understand that evolution. More »

"American Swing" Pages Through The Sexy, Seedy History Of Plato's Retreat

Some thirty years ago, a magical place existed on the Upper West Side of New York. A place where all your sexual fantasies could be fulfilled, in one single night. A place called Plato's Retreat. More »

We Love The 80s (And Its Nip Sliperrific Music Videos)

Do you remember the 80s? Cause we do: it was a time of great music, gorgeous women, and plentiful nip slips—well, if by "80s" you mean the music video for Sabrina's "Boys Boys Boys." More »

"Not The Cosbys XXX" Is Already Our Pick For Best Porn Parody Of 2009

Any doubts we may have had about the credibility of X-Play's "Not The Cosbys XXX" have been completely put to rest by this behind-the-scenes video. Because, damn, Heathcliff is spot on. More »

True Tales: I Dated A Pornstar!

For all of you who've found yourself wondering what it might be like to date an 80's era porn stud (we know you're out there), we're happy to present this touching, romantic tale from Slate. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Erica Boyer

Back in the days when I got my news about porn movies from tatty magazines scavenged from the backs of bookstores, I saw a picture of Erica Boyer, whose 52nd birthday is today.

Spend Your December With Centerfolds

Is your December passing ever so slowly? Are you dying to wake up on Christmas morn—or to party your way into 2009? Well, we can't make time pass any faster, but we can make the wait more enjoyable: sail through December in the arms of centerfolds. Specifically, Playboy's 31 Centerfolds of December. Every day, a new Miss December... it's almost enough to make us wish December would never end. (playboy.com)

The Porn Parody Machine Marches On

Fueled by the success of such films as "Not The Bradys XXX" (one and two!), "Not Bewitched XXX," "This Ain't The Munsters XXX," and all the rest of of them, the porn parody machine continues to march on. In addition to the recently announced "Dirty Facts of Life" and "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX," we'll also be seeing "Not Married With Children XXX" and "Not The Cosby Show XXX," which at least has the redeeming factor of giving work to black porn actors who aren't Jada Fire and Mr. Marcus.

"The Dirty Facts Of Life": Coming Soon To A Porn Store Near You

You may have thought we were kidding about wanting to see a porn spoof of "The Facts of Life", but Abigail Productions apparently did not. They've just announced the upcoming release of "The Dirty Facts of Life," due out in mid-November. You fuck the good, you bang the bad, you pound them both and there you have… the dirty facts of life... (getgf.com)

Legendary '80s supermodel Carol Alt has agreed to pose for Playboy at age 47, but if you're a long time fan like we are, then don't let the age thing bother you. We're talking about your age, because you are old. (accesshollywood.com)

Hustler Humor Hustles For Laughs

Hustler magazine has always been known for subtlety and intellectual rigor, but there are times when even when a stuffy porn mag wants to let its hair down a little. That's how you end up with a paper spinoff like "Hustler Humor," which is sort of the like Playboy Jokes page turned up to 11 in color. Sadly, we don't have copies of the actual magazine, but if this gallery of historical covers is any indication, it retained the dry wit and tasteful sensibility of the parent magazine—with a steady diet of vibrator jokes, angry middle fingers, and overt racism. Fun for the whole family! More »

If you think the Page 3 Girl was invented when Keeley Hazell turned 18, then you need the kind of history lesson which Kirsten Imrie can provide. After all, she made a name for herself all the way back in the 1980s. That was like a whole century ago! (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

"One Night In Bangkok" Makes YouTube Censors' Heads Hurt

Bangkok. Oriental City! A place where laws about what counts as legal paid entertainment probably differ from where you live. A city that was invented in 1984 for the premiere of Tim Rice/ABBA musical "Chess." You may be more familiar with the classic Murray Head version of this stirring tale, but as European dance club DJs are wont to do "One Night In Bangkok" has been given a 21st century update complete with thumbing bass line and a five-girl strip club orgy video. Honestly, if you can't go to Bangkok and see five party babes have a topless pillow fight/bubble bath, then what's the point of even having musical theater? However, you probably can't see it on YouTube for much longer—so we've preserved it here. More »

This Week On The Fleshbot Calendar: How To Relive Your Misspent Youth

Next week, the Clinton Street Theater in Portland will be hosting a special screening of two hardcore porn classics from the '70s and '80s on the big screen ... and on real film! (Afterward, you can head across town and catch "The Dark Cock.") How would you know about this? Because it's on the Fleshbot Calendar, of course! More »

Revenge Of The Sexy Magazine Covers

Since we studied history at our liberal elitist college, we always enjoy looking through dusty archives for relics of bygone eras. We also learned where to find all the dirty Victorian picture books at the research library. Maybe that's where the folks at Xpozio went to find all those sexy old magazine covers they keep posting? We've linked to a couple of their galleries in the past, but the collection has exploded to include pretty much every Playboy cover in every international edition ever as well as most of the covers from the illustrious history of Penthouse, Hustler, High Society, Juggs (yes, Juggs) and other classic spank mags. So in how many different languages can you say "Pamela Anderson Naked"? More »

Former tough guy actor Sonny Landham, who is running for governor Senate in Kentucky, had bit parts in several 1980s movies like "Poltergeist," "48 Hours" and "Predator" ... oh, and a few hardcore porn flicks earlier in his career too. He's not ashamed to admit it either, because that would still make him only the third weirdest member of the "Predator" cast to be elected governor of a U.S. state. (ap.google.com + rightpundits.com + sonnylandham.com)

Flesh Flicks: There Goes The Election!

So now you know the shocking truth—all those senators, congressmen, governors, mayors, city council members, school board presidents, county treasures, and dog catchers who got caught in a compromising situation with an intern, secretary, and/or page, were not just weak-willed public servants who gave in to carnal temptations. They were victims! Set up and taken down by the notoriously seductive Deep Throat Squad. They ruin careers and lives just for a little fun and some dirty pictures. Still, we have to say that for a man whose career just spilled out all over his office couch, he does takes the news pretty well. More »

When you're done looking through those Lui covers, you might want to take a peek at High Society through the ages. You might just learn a thing or two about moving on up in the world — or at least getting something to help you, uh, move up. (xpozio.com)

If we had to describe French men's magazine Lui by its covers—and there are a ton to choose from in this gallery that spans three decades worth—we'd say it's a sexy European answer to Playboy and Penthouse. It's in French, though, so we can't even pretend that we want to read it for the articles. (livejournal.com, via Otomano)

Even though this "blog" post is about the length of a novella, it does have some interesting stories from the glorious history of porn in San Diego. Is this why everyone is always reminding them to stay classy? (sandiegoreader.com, via adultfyi.com)

If you're a fan of Hustler, you'll enjoy this collection of dozens of the magazine's covers from the last four decades. You'll enjoy it even more if you're a fan of gratuitous pubic hair. (xpozio.com)

Special Effects, Music, Porn ... What Else Do You Need?

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Beware Of "The Beast In Space!"

In 1975, European movie audiences were enthralled by "The Beast," an erotic horror film about a young woman ravished by a mysterious cloven footed manimal. Then a few years later, "Star Wars" came out and someone had the genius-level brainstorm, "What if The Beast ... was in space?" That's how you end up with this sci-fi erotic adventure, just re-released on DVD by Severin Films (the fine folks who brought you "Malabimba" and "The Sister of Ursula.") We'll have a full review of the film for you soon, but for now here's a little taste of what happens when Italian "spaghetti sci-fi" meets lurid French hardcore. With evil, mineral-hoarding robots! More »

Behind The Iron Smut Curtain: A Peek At East Germany's Military Porn

We ordered you to bring us footage from the vaults of the East German military's secret porn stash ... and fortunately a good and loyal citizen who is not afraid to inform on fellow internet residents has obeyed our wishes. We will be sure to mention this in our report to the commandant. The rest of you should think about your commitment to our glorious state more closely as you check out this Dutch* Danish news report with selected outtakes from the Stasi porn files we mentioned last week. We can't understand a word that's being said (translations are welcome in the comments), but we have learned two things. 1) these films are much better than anything created by a communist-funded propaganda arm should be and 2) Dutch* Danish news programs are way cooler than ours are. More »

East Germany's Military Porn Factory Had Ways Of Making You Fap

Researchers combing through the Cold War era files of the East German secret police in Berlin have uncovered a startling new secret about the military powerhouse that struck fear into the hearts of Western Europeans for decades—they loved their porn. In fact, they didn't just watch it ... they made it! Lots of it. Even though porn was officially outlawed under the Communist regime, in the 1980s an army base in Biesdorf became a de facto porn studio with over 160 East German soldiers and officers directing, shooting and even starring in hardcore porn films that were shown at parties for the Army's top brass. But now their dirty secret is out, and German TV has even broadcast a few scenes (clips please, German readers!) proving that the German Democratic Republic (which was neither Democratic nor a Republic; discuss) was better at spying on its people than fucking them. But was it better than "Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS?" We're going to need more double agents to know for sure. More »