Fleshbot: straight, 50s

Vintage Erotica Takes Us On A Walk Down Porn Memory Lane

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Like all artforms, pornography has evolved over time—and this trailer for VintageErotica.com is a really great way to appreciate and understand that evolution.

Starting with the stag films of the 1910's, and going all the way up to the big haireds beauties of the '80s, the video shows a variety of clips from every decade along the way, making it very clear just how much has changed over the past century of porn—and, simultaneously, showing us just how much has stayed exactly the same.

· Vintage Erotica (vintageerotica.com, via avn.com)

We've blogged this sort of thing before,...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:45:26 EDT

We've blogged this sort of thing before, but you can never have enough sites that have centerfold scans of every Playboy Playmate from the '50s, '60s and '70s. Seriously, you can never have enough because they tend to get shut down pretty quickly, so grab 'em while you can. (fishki.net, via thighswideshut.org)

Three years after we first posted something...

Jonnobot — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:15:21 EDT

Three years after we first posted something about it, it's nice to know that Tom Brinkmann's "Bad Mags" survey of pulp periodicals will finally be available next month. Hey, we've waited this long for a full-size reproduction of that "Weird Sex" alien abduction cover; what's another couple of weeks? (badmags.com + headpress.com, via Gawker)

(Maybe) Marilyn Monroe: The Other Sex Movie

Jonnobot — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:00:02 EDT

When we heard about that Marilyn Monroe blowjob movie yesterday we remembered seeing a clip from another vintage stag film allegedly starring Marilyn Monroe way back in our early web browsing days—you know, when it took us seven hours to download it via a poky AOL dialup connecton. We're pretty sure it's not the same one that was sold to a New York businessman for $1.5 million recently since the descriptions don't match: it's only 6 minutes long instead of fifteen, and its blonde star does pretty much everything (including play with a nifty vintage vibrating device) except give a blowjob. And there are several parts in it where the woman in the film always struck us as being a little too blowsy to be Marilyn herself, though that telltale mole is there and there's been additional forensic evidence over the years that "proves" it really is her.

Either way, it's a hot little slice of vintage porn, so we figured we'd share it with you so you can make up your own mind: until the new owner of that fifteen minute blowjob clip decides to register "MarilynGoneWild.com" and share that one with everyone, it's about as close to seeing an even more private side of Marilyn as any of us are ever going to get.

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"Marilyn Monroe" Stag Reel: Part 1 of 3

"Marilyn Monroe" Stag Reel: Part 2 of 3

"Marilyn Monroe" Stag Reel: Part 3 of 3

· Top thumbnail via/see also: "Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape? Do Your OWN Forensic Investigation" (download info @ taxidrivermovie.com)

One of the oldest celebrity urban legends...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:10:13 EDT

One of the oldest celebrity ~~urban legends~~ sex scandals in history continues to make headlines as today's New York Post reports that a sex tape—film reel, actually—allegedly starring Marilyn Monore (and later "classified" by the FBI) was sold to a private collector for $1.5 million. And you thought that whole Lindsay Lohan connection was just a modern phenomenon? (nypost.com, via wjno.blogspot.com)

Still More Vintage Girly Mags

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:44:43 EDT

It hasn't been that long since we first took notice of the Vintage Girly Magazines blog, but we thought we'd check back in and see what kind of goodies they've unearthed since. Once again, they don't disappoint, with cover-to-cover scans of some pretty amazing skin rags that we never knew existed before. It's too bad none of these babies ever rose up to challenge the Playboy Empire, because you can never have too many good pictures of naked ladies and it would be much easier to get away with sneaking a magazine called "Salty" under your mattress. Just tell people it's about pretzels or something and they'll never be the wiser. (Gallery below.)

· Vintage Girly Mags.com (vintagegirlymags.com)

Previously: Vintage Girly Magazines: Now In Blog Form!

Vintage Girly Magazines: Now In Blog Form!

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 11:57:11 EST

We're a little annoyed at our father right now, because we just got another painful reminder of how he neglected us ... by failing to save all the useless crap from his childhood that would be super valuable today. No baseball cards, no stamps, no G.I. Joe dolls in their original unopened packaging. It's like he wasn't even thinking of us (or our eBay accounts) at all! Outside of a few random Playboy's, he couldn't even be bothered to save any classic smut from those bygone days. Fortunately, some of his generation showed a little more foresight and passed down those long forgotten, but still quite entertaining porn rags from the 1950s and '60s.

Most have titles you've never heard of and babes you don't recognize, but their ~~fapping~~ historical value cannot be denied, as these complete issue scans found on the Vintage Girly Magazines blog can attest. We still love our dad, but maybe that Father's Day card won't be quite as big this year.

· Vintage Girly Magazines (scans + videos @ vintagegirlymags.blogspot.com)

Previously: Paris Hollywood's Vintage Pinups

Paris Hollywood's Vintage Pinups

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 13:32:22 EST

We can't say enough good things about the joys of vintage porn — when you spend more than eight hours a day looking at double penetration scenes and freshly rimmed gapes, it can be refreshing to enter a world where an innocent spread crotch shot is considered "Worse than Naked" (at least according to Google Translator; our French skills are limited at best). Paris Hollywood serves up a small but choice selection of naughty shots from the golden age of pinup photography, with plenty of stockings, suspenders, and ... yes, full bush. They sure don't make 'em like they used to. (Or maybe they do; they just shave 'em now too closely instead.)

· Paris Hollywood (paris-hollywood.com, via otomano.blogspot.com)

Previously: Dragstrip Groupies Rev Up Our Engines, Vintage Porn Rags on Flickr

Vintage Leg Ads @ Stockings HQ

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:28:04 EST

If you think that American Apparel invented the concept of putting nubile young women in ultratight leg coverings and then lovingly photographing their asses, you don't much about history. Ladies' legs are pretty much the best sales tool there is (after their boobs, of course) and they have been a staple of catalog and magazine pages ever since Sears met Roebuck. In fact, if you're a leg man or woman today it probably has something to do with all these ads for stockings and pantyhose that you likely saw as a youngster. Since online warehouse Stockings HQ is basically one big modern day legging advertisement (and a chronicler of stocking history), it's the perfect place for this collection of vintage ads that will give you all the leg room you need and maybe even help you with that giantess upskirt fetish.

· Vintage stockings advertisements (ads.stockingshq.com, via sexblo.gs)

Previously: Vixena Is Italian For Hot Pantyhose Pics, Pantyhose Hotness @ Collants Passion, Vintage Stockings

Dragstrip Groupies Rev Up Our Engines

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:32:29 EST

Do you ever find yourself longing for a simpler time — a time when breasts were real, pubic hair was full, and bras were pointy? Well, hop in your hotrod and head over to Dragstrip Groupies, a fantastic free site full of sexy video clips from the fifties, sixties, and seventies. We're not really sure where the dragstrip fits in to all of this — we did mention all that full pubic hair, right? — but honestly, we were too distracted by the boobs to care.

· Dragstrip Groupies (prettydirty.net/dragstripgroupies)

Previously: Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "The Weird Lovemakers", 8-Track Porno: Is It Smut Or Is It Memorex?, God Bless Lili St. Cyr!, Betty Weider: Queen Of The Fitness Babes, Sleaze From The 70s: "Malabimba - The Malicious Whore"

Betty Weider: Queen Of The Fitness Babes

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:46:54 EDT

If you like watching other people sweating as much as we do, you're probably familiar with Joe Weider, who founded magazines like Muscle & Fitness and Flex and built a bodybuilding empire with nothing but a nice set of pecs and a dream. (He also foisted Arnold Schwarzenegger on a unsuspecting America, but that's another story.) If you were also once a horny teenage boy like some of us were, you might also be familiar with Joe's smoking hot wife Betty, who modeled for and helped sell his fitness regime well into her sixties. She even sold more than a few impressionable young men on the idea that older women can pretty damn sexy. (And that sometime, big muscles = hot chicks!)

We didn't know it at the time—but we probably could have guessed—that long before she met Joe, Betty was already a successful model and a bit of a fitness buff herself, back in the glory days of pinup cheesecake babes. She was Betty Brosmer back then and even though the MILF hadn't been invented yet, it's clear she was always ahead of her time. Since we've always been a sucker for ladies in leotards, this little tribute is nice reminder that hard bodies don't necessarily have to be young ones.

· Cheesecake Glamour Doll Betty Brosmer (YouTube, via sexblo.gs)
· The Betty Zone - Galleries (bettyweider.com)
· Fitness Babe Galleries (muscleandfitness.com)

Add some color and one or two shots of Carmen...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 13:15:27 EDT

Add some color and one or two shots of Carmen Electra and this complete issue of "Glamour Photography" from 1957 could almost pass for a present day issue of Maxim. The only difference is that we might actually read it. (ziza.ru)

Morning Wood: That Not-So Fresh Feeling

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 09 Mar 2007 09:15:01 EST

· Make a donation to the great non-profit New Jersey radio station WFMU and you could become the proud owner of The Bucket of Smut! Because sometimes, a plain old pail of smut just isn't enough. (wfmu.org)

· Is your wife ashamed of her "feminine cleanliness"? Well, she should be! You traveled back in time to marry a 1950's housewife, the least she could do is take care of herself. (adrants.com)

· Antonella Barba was voted off of American Idol last night, so you can stop sending us all those pictures of her squeezing her own boobs. Don't worry, we're sure another reality show contestant will embarrass herself any day now. (hollywood.com)

· Adult video game developers face a lot of challenges—attracting women gamers, realistic action, better storylines—but none may be greater than the problem of "ass physics." Actually, that's a problem most video game players struggle with in real life. (news.com.com, via wired.com)

· You're telling us that a play titled, "Sex, a.k.a. Wieners and Boobs," is not an evening of sharp-witted, highbrow entertainment? Talk about false advertising! (themontclarion.org)

· Charles "Benny" Neal has the balls to run for office in Rockingham County, Virginia, and he can prove it with his nude Playgirl pictures from 1979. He's really hoping to win over those swing voters. (nbc4.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives