Argentina Continues To Roll Out The Babes—This Time In Calendar Form

Not quite sure why you should care about a calendar of scantily clad Argentinian babes? Clearly, you just haven't been paying attention. More »

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Arrives On Our Digital Doorstop

When we were young, we actually had to sit at home and wait for the mailman to deliver the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue—that, or trudge fifty miles in the snow to get a copy. More »

Great British Boobs: The Best Way To Celebrate 2009

Are you (somehow) a month into 2009 and still without a topless calendar to call your own? Allow us to present the Great British Boobs Calendar. Cause it doesn't get any better than this. (dailypoa.com) More »

Finally, A Chance To See Kitty Lea Topless... And In Calendar Form

Last summer, we saw our first teaser shot from Kitty Lea's 2009 calendar; now, nearly a month into 2009, we've finally seen the rest of it. It was worth the wait. More »

Maxim Unveils Belated Babe Calendar

On the one hand, January 2 is a little late to be promoting a sexy 2009 calendar. On the other hand, it's never too late to ogle pictures of sexy babes. More »

It's Not 2009 Without Rosie Jones's Boobs

How could we let topless calendar season pass without a nod to Rosie Jones? New to the scene, Rosie's only recently come to our attention—but we're sure she won't be leaving the spotlight anytime soon. More »

Jennifer Aniston Gets (Us) All Wet

We're not normally ones to get excited about shots where you can supposedly see a girl's boobs through her shirt (sorry, "pokies" are not the same thing as actual nipples), but we'll make an exception for this wet t-shirt shot from Jennifer Aniston's 2009 calendar. Because, um, it's Jennifer Aniston. And you can totally see her boobs! More »

Cyclepassion: Babes, Bikes, And Boobs

Given the, um, passion that many have for cycling, it's not really surprising that someone took it upon themselves to create a calendar devoted to bicycles (and the sexy ladies that love them, natch). The aptly named Cyclepassion calendar is now in its fourth iteration—yet somehow, in all that time, no one's thought to include a dildo bicycle in the mix. Really, do we have to think of everything? More »

Topless, Work Safe BBW Calendar Hits The Stands

Well, it seems Jakki Degg's not the only one who can make a super hot, yet totally useless, "calendar." There's a group of 26 luscious and large ladies who are more than happy to get their calendar on—and, what's more, since it's a "softcore" calendar, it's totally "work environment friendly." Be sure to explain that to you coworkers when they complain about your hot, topless BBWs. We're sure they'll totally understand. More »

Jakki Degg's Hot Topless Calendar Collection Of Pictures

By this point, we're all more than aware that if you're a topless girl without a topless calendar—well, you just ain't a superstar. Unfortunately, it seems that Jakki Degg didn't learn this until the very last minute, as her "calendar" isn't particular functional—at least not in the telling you what day of the week it is, giving you spaces to write down important dates sense. But you know, maybe that's for the best—we only need so many calendars, but we can always use more hot naked pictures. More »

There's Always Room For One More Topless Calendar!

With Thanksgiving just a few days away, it may seem a bit late to be thinking about a topless calendar purchase (we know we've got several boxes of topless 2009 action already cluttering up our apartment). But there's a new calendar on the block that might persuade us to make room for one more: bodacious babe Peta Todd (not to be confused with similarly boob-friendly PETA) has doffed her top in celebration of yet another new year. Let her beautiful boobs bounce you to a bounty of success (or just hang the calendar on your wall, whatever). Photos below. More »

Inside Nerdcore: More Nerdy Boobs!

The nerds at Nerdcore love us so much, they've given us even more uncensored, exclusive peeks at their super sweet calendar. To the left, we have Jana Cova and Georgia Jones, after the jump, find out who gets to conquer Mars... topless! Want to show your thanks to these generous nerds? If you're in LA, the launch party is tonight at 7 at Golden Apple Comics. If you're not in LA, well—thankfully, through the power of the internet, you can still buy the calendar. More »

Come Fly The Bikini-Clad Skies Of Ryanair

On the off chance that you still haven't picked out your sexy 2009 calendar, the flight attendants of Ryanair would very much like you to consider theirs. It's got the girls of Ryanair decked out in bikinis and, what's more, it's for charity. It even says so on the cover (twice!). How could you possibly turn this calendar down? It's for charity! (scandalist.com, via hotbox.thumblogger.com)

Nerdcore 2009 Calendar Even Better Than We Thought

We were already impressed with the Nerdcore 2009 calendar—but those Nerdcore kids have gone and upped the ante with this gorgeous pic of Justine Joli, bare naked and in the arms of a robot. Um, can we have our copy of the calendar now, please? (Oh, right, they don't ship until Saturday. Damn it.) (totallynerdcore.com)

Behind These Scenes At The New York City Sex Blogger Calendar Shoot

The NYC Sex Blogger Calendar won't be available for another three days... but while you're eagerly waiting some sex blogger (and Fleshbot editrix) cheesecake action, take a peek at this behind the scenes video shot by Audacia Ray. And if you happen to be in New York City, be sure to stop by The White Rabbit this Friday for the calendar's official launch party. We hear there will be alcohol... and sex bloggers! (And you know what that means...)

· Sex Blogger Calendar Release This Friday! (wakingvixen.com)

Claire Tully, Topless Pioneer

Claire Tully isn't just any old lad mag model with a 30E rack and a 2009 naked calendar. She also happens to be the very first Irish Page 3 Girl. We're sure she's served as an inspiration to many big breasted young Irish girls, who now know that there's nothing stopping them from getting their kit off in a national newspaper. Come to think of it, we also find Claire rather inspiring... though for slightly different reasons.

· Claire's Red Hot Calendar (zootoday.com)

Opera Stars Get Naked For, Yes, A Charity Calendar

We've prematurely declared the death of naked charity calendars before, but now we're really, really sure they've jumped the shark. How can we be so sure? Even the band nerds are getting in on the action now! Okay, by band nerds, we actually mean the Royal Opera House—but still, enough is enough! Though on the other hand... some of these band nerds are pretty fetching. Maybe just one more nude charity calendar, and then we'll all call it quits? More »

Nuts 2009 Desktop Calendar: One Calendar To Disrobe Them All

Sure, you could settle for a calendar with just Gemma Atkinson or just Eva Wyrwal or just Lucy Pinder... or you could get the Nuts 2009 desktop calendar, which has all three of those lovelies (and quite a few more!). Alternately, you could buy all the solo babe calendars and the Nuts desktop calendar and, we dunno, use the pages to wallpaper your house. (Though if you can afford to do that, perhaps you'd like to make a donation to the Fleshbot calendar fund? Every dollar you donate brings us a dollar closer to owning every topless calendar ever printed.) More »

Canadians Promote Obscure Sport Through Strategic Use Of Nudity

The parade of nude fundraiser calendars continues, with the Canadian biathletes doffing their lycra to raise money for (and awareness of) their sport. They've certainly gained some new fans here at Fleshbot. We're totally tuning in to the next biathatron... biathalion... whatever. (boldbeautifulbiathlon.com)

Behind The Scenes At The NYC Sex Blogger Calendar Shoot

We've been eagerly awaiting the New York City Sex Blogger Calendar since, well, since we first heard about it. A chance to see the likes of Audacia Ray, Jamye Waxman, and, yes, a certain Fleshbot editrix stripped down to their skivvies? How could we not want a copy of our very own? To our great annoyance, the calendar won't be officially released for another few weeks... but in the meantime, at least we have this behind the scenes video to tide ourselves over with. It's not quite the same—but really, what is? More »

The Sex Games Are Coming (And So Are You)

The Olympics may be over and done, but training for the Sex Olympia is just getting started. With the inaugural games scheduled to take place in Queensland, Australia, next August, the organizing committee is currently scanning the globe for international athletes to strut their stuff in such diverse categories as the Sex Pentathlon (successfully execute ten different positions in ten minutes!), Marathon Shag, Sex Aquatics, and the Triple Hump. The event is open to athletes of all persuasions: straights, gays, monogamists, polygamists, MTFs, FTMs, and anyone in between. But don't worry too much if you can't make it out to Australia: we suspect that half the fun is in the training, anyway. More »

The Sun would like to know if you've ever posed naked for a charity calendar. At this point, who hasn't? (thesun.co.uk)

We already got a peek at the making of Gemma Atkinson's 2009 calendar months ago, and now we get see how all that hard work paid off. Now that's a good looking year. (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Naked Clown Calendar Is Like A Pie In The Face

We've long expressed concerns that the cottage industry of naked fundraising calendars had gotten a bit out of hand. Now we see that this international nightmare has reached its logical but frightening conclusion: naked clowns. The students of San Francisco's Clown Conservatory Class (yes, it's a real place) have put together a nude 2009 calendar to raise money for multiple sclerosis research. We like naked calendars and, sure, we appreciate a good clown porn setup. And we can certainly support such a worthy cause. But somehow naked clown students with facepaint intact has reignited our childhood fear of the circus. Maybe some naked juggling would help calm us down? More »

Roberta Mancino is a champion skydiver, which is really amazing because we didn't even realize that was a competitive sport. (Anyone who makes it to the ground alive is a winner in our book.) Even more impressive is that this skill has also led to her very own 12-month nude sporting calendar. No helmet required. (mensfitness.com)

If you've already forgotten what day it is and need something to jog your memory, try this sexy calendar by Brazilian model Karina Flores. Sure, it's for 2009 and we don't see any actual dates on it, but it's got to help somehow. (areaticino.com)

2009 Babe Calendar Preview: Everybody Into The Pool!

Do you remember how back when you were a kid no one put up their Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving? And then suddenly you found yourself spending your Labor Day weekend shopping for pine trees? That's how we feel about calendars from the future creeping into our peaceful summer idyll. Of course, however, it's never to soon to think about the starting roster of lad mag all-stars posing nude for their 2009 New Year's gifts. Yes, they all have one: Lucy, Lindsey, Eva, Kitty ... everyone's getting in on the action this/next year. We may be grumpy old fogeys obsessed with tradition, but we are a little less grumpy today. More »

2009 Nude Calendars Are Like Christmas In July

Hey kids, it's almost August ... and you know what that means! Time start thinking about the hot nude calendars you're going to be hanging on your bedroom wall in 2009! Naturally, we turn to the European calendar fanatics at Areaticino who have already everything you need to know about this "Luci's Angels" 12-month spread, even though it's in Italian and makes no sense to us (though you shouldn't have any problem whatsoever understanding the hotness of models Lisa Dalla Via and Marianne Puglia). So what if it's six months early? If this is what we have to look forward to next year, January can't come soon enough. More »

We're not even halfway through 2008 yet, but apparently superbabe Gemma Atkinson is already hard at work shooting her 2009 calendar. Considering the fact that we haven't even planned what we're going to have for lunch today yet, her industry and foresight should be an example to us all. (areaticino.com)

Some enterprising calendar makers are already looking ahead to next year when the 2009 nude fibromyalgia fundraiser will be released. (Yes, seriously.) If the babealicious Danni Wells thinks it's important enough, we guess we're willing to wait. (polkadotgals.com)