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Porn's Hot 100: Genesis Picks The Hundred Hottest Pornstars

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:00:00 EDT

There are countless women making a living in Porn Valley—and while many can succeed as porn performers, only a handful will ever be crowned stars. And a mere fraction of those stars will be in the top 100.

Yes, Genesis has released their annual list of the best of the best: and whether you love it or hate it, it's interesting to see who they deem worthy of the top 100 title. We've taken a closer look at their pick for the top ten, with a look at where these ladies were listed last year—and our thoughts on their current position.

As always, your thoughts for who should have made the cut are welcome in the comments.

2009 Porn's Hot 100 (genesisonline.com)

Previously: The 100 Hottest Women In Porn (According To Genesis, Anyway) (fleshbot.com)

10. Gianna Michaels

Last Year's Rank: 21

Fleshbot's Thoughts: If anything, we're just shocked it's taken so long to get the wondrous Gianna into the top ten. She's a strong performer with a resume that's as expansive as her T&A. Heck, she made our top ten all the way back in 2007.

· Photo via Reality Kings (realitykings.com)

9. Joanna Angel

Last Year's Rank: 18

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Again, it's good to see a long time favorite (and, ahem, Supreme Commandress) recognized in the top ten. We'd love to know what boosted her rank this year—was it "LA Pink"? Cause "LA Pink" does look pretty awesome....

· Photo via Burning Angel (burningangel.com)

8. Belladonna

Last Year's Rank: 5

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Any top ten that doesn't include Belladonna is just kidding itself.

7. Briana Banks

Last Year's Rank: 22

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Another hardworking performer who should have been in the top ten ages ago.

· Photo via Earl Miller (earlmiller.com)

6. Bree Olson

Last Year's Rank: 10

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Bree got a slight boost in the rankings this year—and with releases like "The Five", it's not hard to see why.

· Photo via Twistys (twistys.com)

5. Stormy Daniels

Last Year's Rank: 1

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Stormy's stayed strong this year—but she's also shifted her focus from making porn to pursuing a career in politics. You can't stay on top if you're not fully in the game.

· Photo via Wicked Pictures (freewicked.com)

4. Tera Patrick

Last Year's Rank: 2

Fleshbot's Thoughts: We're a bit surprised to see that Tera's still in the top ten. Not that we don't find her enthralling—but she barely performs anymore. Shouldn't that be a knock against her?

3. Jesse Jane

Last Year's Rank: 3

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Digital Playground's resident superstar holds steady. No surprises here: with her talent and enthusiasm for her work, Jesse's not going anywhere for a while.

· Photo of Jesse Jane courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

2. Jenna Haze

Last Year's Rank: 4

Fleshbot's Thoughts: There's a very good reason why Jenna bagged Female Performer of the Year—and it's the same reason why she scored the number two slot on the Genesis list: this girl is fucking hot.

· Photo via Big Wet Asses (freepornofreeporn.com)

1. Sasha Grey

Last Year's Rank: 6

Fleshbot's Thoughts: 2009 is the Year of Sasha Grey. If she hadn't been crowned with the number one slot, we might have had to organize a protest (Million Fleshbot Reader March, anyone?).

· Photo via Twistys (twistys.com)

Stormy Daniels, "Reinvented"

DCypher — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Anything that features both the luscious beauty Stormy Daniels and the stunning Alektra Blue really doesn't need much of an introduction. Which is a shame, because their latest movie "Reinvented" is both clever and well made.

Much of the story line, which features Stormy playing the pretty, dedicated, hard-working fiancee of Randy Spears, running his adult website, then getting dumped for Alektra, a hot young model, will prolly be lost on the viewer. That's because the storyline is so seamless that it doesn't stretch our suspension of disbelief at all. It's also because a great number of viewers will simply be incapable of focusing on the story line once they see these two incredible beauties getting naked and fucking.

We know that last sentence is more than James Lipton can bear, or the director herself (sweet succulent Stormy) wants to hear—but can't deny. Sorry, angel face, but you're irresistibly hot. Deal with it.

Jenaveve Jolie and Trina Michaels also join the cast, turning in fantastic performances that will leave you drooling. God, it's good to see Jenaveve again. Marcus London is the lucky stiff who gets to nail this exquisitely exotic beauty. We're plenty jealous, Marcus, but ultimately grateful that you gave her the kind of stuffing we believe her sexy pink gash deserves.

"Reinvented" releases this week from Wicked Pictures. Check out our exclusive gallery below.

Stormy Daniels Is Feeling "Tormented" Lately

DCypher — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

And with so much on her plate it's easy to see why...our blonde darling crossover star needs more hot kinky sex in her life! That's all!

It appears that legendary, award-winning director Jonathan Morgan is still alive and well and working over at Wicked Pictures (just as he has been for over a decade now). Despite his alarmingly reclusive nature in the last few years (which has earned him his latest nickname: the JD Salinger of porn), the quality of the work he produces has not been diminished. If anything, we'd say it has gone up. Now, instead of bells and whistles and rickety rackety, he's all substance and style—and we're very impressed!

With today's release of' "Tormented," we see a true master hard at work on his craft. Coupled with Stormy Daniels, the duet delves deep into the sinister side of seduction for an admittedly darker take on Wicked's generally insouciant and effervescing starlet.

"I have a really dark and perverted streak in me that no one knows about," Stormy would have said, undoubtedly, if her publicist could speak through her mouth to promote this movie. "I like to explore my fantasies of domination, submission and other sexually altered states, allowing reality to take a back seat to the perverted passions deep within my mind."

Okay, so maybe she didn't exactly say any of those things. Nor, for the record, did any of her lovely co-stars, Asa Akira, Priya Rai, Aiden Starr, Shawna Lenee, Sarah Vandella, and Tori Black. But that doesn't mean they don't really feel like that. You don't know. Mere process of deduction implies that there must be some dark fantasies lurking beneath their breathtaking exteriors that drive them to commit such intensely passionate acts and display the raw sexual hunger that they do. That's elementary.

"Tormented" comes out today from Wicked Pictures. Check out our cool gallery. Welcome back, Jonathan—and thank you!

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Stormy Daniels' Wild Weekend

Gram Ponante — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Over the course of a long weekend, Stormy Daniels' chances to be taken seriously as a U.S. Senator from Louisiana got a whole lot better. And sex with a citizen of a former occupying country was the least of it.

Daniels was arrested in Tampa on Saturday afternoon for domestic abuse. Her husband and publicist declined to comment. This is an age-old political trick: leave them wanting more.

She posted $1,000 bail the next day and headed to California, where on Monday she had sex with British citizen Tony DeSergio on the set of "Sex, Lies, And Spies."

This followed the alleged car bomb that totaled the ride of her political advisor, Brian Welsh, in New Orleans the Thursday before.

Are these events related? Possibly. But before counting Daniels out as the next Junior Senator from the Bayou State, remember that everyone from Edward Kennedy to David Duke to Arnold Schwarzenegger got elected in the face of bigger scandals. And they all have worse breasts. And considering the history of elected office in Louisiana, I think this weekend might just put her ahead.

· Stormy Daniels Arrested for Domestic Violence (xbiz.com)
· Intrigue: Stormy's political advisor hit with car bomb (gramponante.com)

"Operation Tropical Stormy" Declassified

DCypher — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Whether or not Wicked Pictures darling Stormy Daniels will make a Senate run is still relatively unclear. One thing that's for sure though is that the buxom blonde will be making waves either way this summer.

That's because in less than a week Wicked Pictures will be declassifying all of their files on "Operation Tropical Stormy"—which is their high tech way of saying they're releasing the movie. Shot in such exotic locations as Hawaii and Chatsworth, OTS is the fiscally irresponsible sequel to Stormy's blockbuster porn epic—"Operation Desert Stormy."

Once again, secret agents Rachel and George (Stormy Daniels and Evan Stone) are paired up. Having just saved the world and been promoted, they reward themselves with a relaxing cruise that leaves them stranded on a jaguar and sex-crazed cannibal infested jungle hellhole. Oh, and it's also the secret lair of North Korean playboy dictator Kim Jong-Il. Despite the incredible duress they are perpetually under (with the threat of imminent death comically lurking behind every single moment on the island), the two manage to squeeze in just about as much ball-draining, snatch-quenching fuck action as a couple of horny honeymooners at a swingers convention in Jamaica.

Joining Miss Daniels and Mister Stone are a burgeoning cast of morally uninhibited young strumpets including Anabelle Lee, Nikki Rhodes, Devon Lee, Gianna Lynn, Mikayla Mendez, Mya Luanna, Shyla Stylez, Sammy Rhodes, Carolyn Reese, Havana Ginger, Renae Cruz, Desiree Diam, Mia Lelani, and Bella Ling. A cast of that size seems like reason enough to give this monster a look.

Whether or not this sequel will pack the punch of its predecessor, which garnered such lofty awards as AVN's 2008 "Best Comedy", XRCO's 2008 "Best Director", Nightmove's "First Choice," and 2008 Empire Award's "Best Overall DVD", "Best Feature", "Editor's Choice Best Video" and "Viewer's Choice Best Video", we cannot say. For now, we're just too busy pouring over the embarrassment of riches they included in promotional materials and waiting for our Operation Tropical Stormy Coconut Rum Flavored Lube to arrive—which should be here any minute now.

"Operation Tropical Stormy" floods onto streets at high tide next week. Check out our exclusive sneak peek now. And to Stormy Daniels we say—good luck with both this amazing looking movie and your Senate bid!

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Spike Offers Seven Pornstars You Can Take Home To Mom

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Were we to bring a pornstar home to Mom, we'd probably say, "Hey Mom, meet this awesome pornstar!" Then again, our mother is very liberal (look what her daughter does for a living!).

If your mother is not quite so liberal, however, you might find some use in Spike's list of 7 pornstars capable of passing muster at your family dinner table. If you could actually manage to convince them to come home with you, that is (we have a feeling Stoya might be otherwise occupied).

· The Top Seven Porn Stars You Can Take Home to Mom (spike.com)
· Image of Stoya courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Welcome To The "House Of Wicked"

Gram Ponante — Fri, 29 May 2009 11:30:01 EDT

In the summer popcorn blockbuster "House of Wicked" (this reviewer found it way more satisfying than "Terminator," "Wolverine," and "Star Trek"), each of the Wicked contract women (I feel they would be offended to be called girls) gets her own vignette and a couple of guys.

House of Wicked

Studio: Wicked
Director: Brad Armstrong
Cast: jessica drake, Stormy Daniels, Alektra Blue, Mikayla Mendez, Kirsten Price, Kaylani Lei, Johnny Castle, Tommy Gunn, Barrett Blade, Marcus London, Danny Mountain, Derrick Pierce, Rocco Reed, Kris Slater, Alan Stafford, Deep Threat, Brad Armstrong

Review by: Gram Ponante

What's more, each of the vignettes features the performer in what we are led to assume is her own element - therefore no naughty nurses, babysitters, cheerleaders, or - God forbid - pirates. Instead director Brad Armstrong puts Wicked's moneymakers in a much more European setting befitting the company's porn chicks with gravitas image (except for Stormy; the darkest Wiucked performer of them all here plays a cowgirl. Go figure).

"House of Wicked" is known in porn parlance as a high-end gonzo, or wall-to-wall. That means the movie is all sex with limited setup and no dialogue. But that doesn't mean we don't get to know the stars' personalities.

Kirsten Price, for example, is a saucy student. She takes on a couple of dudes in what appears to be the classroom of her Rhodes fellowship. Then jessica drake has a foursome in a fetish den, Kaylani Lei plays to type (she takes one for the team here) as a tough Asian with a taste for motorcyclists, Alektra Blue plays a skatepunk girl, and then Mikayla Mendez shows up as a club vixen.

In each of these scenes there is no angle from which each precious Wicked performer looks less than stunning. In fact, the whole movie seems branded with Wicked iconography. Furthermore, if anyone is made to look a little like a prop in this movie it is the guys, who outnumber their female counterparts by almost two to one, and whose costumes look less believable (Tommy Gunn and Barrett Blade as sk8r dudes with sideways hats, etc., seems a little Chippendales to me).

Which makes me think that "House of Wicked" is a fantastic couples' movie. Each of the women is far more mature and glamorous than bubbleheaded and accessible, each appears to have the reins tightly in hand of who gets to take a poke at her, and that it is the girls who have the pick of the eye candy should make female fans reluctantly agree that there is twice as much for them to gawk at than their boyfriends.

The final scene features every woman (but Stormy, who was probably campaigning) in a civilized and elegant Sapphic hoedown, proving that, at the end of the day, they just wanted to be together.

· Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)
· Buy "House of Wicked" (gamelink.com)

Popshots Of The Week! Stormy Goes Down The Rabbit Hole

Gram Ponante — Fri, 01 May 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Stormy Daniels is wrapping up her on-camera porn career, which is tragic. We cheered up by visiting the set of the "Alice in Wonderland"-flavored "Tormented" to watch her and Aiden Starr fuck like rabbits.

Daniels, who is making a stangely not altogether quixotic run for the U.S. Senate, could have used her porn superstar status to call the movie "Stormented" but she is humble, so she did not.

She and Starr donned getups reminiscent of Tom Petty videos and Mad Hatter's (played by Austrian Mick Blue) Tea Parties for this segment, which serves as a fever dream Stormy's character has while in the Crazy Hospital.

Daniels is herself petite, but Starr looked microscopic by comparison.

"You look like a trial size," Stormy said.

The Wicked Pictures set in North Hollywood was festooned with storybook props, all of which were solid and unyielding. Hard to fuck on, in other words.

But the woman who might some day be known in Senate parlance as The Lady from Louisiana took it in stride. "I'm pretty tough," she said.

Yes, you are. We have a feeling you'll go a lot farther in politics than Mary Carey did.

· Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)

Stormy Daniels Explores “The Lifestyle,” Makes Movie

DCypher — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 15:00:00 EDT

When you're a smoking hot contract star like Stormy Daniels, sex isn't just a hobby or a job—it's a lifestyle! Yeah, she's talking about swinging. What else would she be talking about? Politics? Right...

Oh, wait, that's right—she actually might be. But she's not! Which is good, because when she veers into conversations with more depth and political commentary, we tend to get a little lost. Better to leave that to our dear friends over at Wonkette and Daily Kos. For now, we're more than content to treat this stunning blonde sex goddess like the glorious sex object that she is.

Her latest effort, "The Lifestyle," centers around a story porn plot (after all, this is Wicked) featuring a couple desperate to save their fizzled marriage, trying all kinds of inventive ways to return the spark to their sex life. When everything else fails, they finally turn to their friends who can't stop dry humping each other's legs in public. What's the secret to their happy marriage? Wait for it... SWINGING!

Does it all work out? Who cares? Seriously—each scene has at least two girls in it having the time of their young life getting drilled open, all hot and juicy. We gave up on most of the plot lines in these movies a while ago anyway, and we'd venture a guess that we aren't alone in that decision.

Swing masters Voodoo and Nicole Sheridan join in along with Kaylani Lei, Adrianna Nicole, Roxy DeVille, Mackenzee Pierce, Carolyn Reese, Tori Black, and smoldering hot retired redhead Jayme Langford.

Check out our free sneak peek gallery. "The Lifestyle" comes out this week from Wicked Pictures.

· Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)

Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Stormy Daniels

pweasels — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Stormy Daniels has been in the news lately because of a possible Louisiana Senate bid, but maybe it's time to simplify things a little and just say happy birthday to one of our favorite stars.

It is a complex world, particularly now with all kinds of craziness rearing its head in the stock market, in politics, in real estate, and we'd like to take a moment to wish Stormy a happy, sane and enjoyable 30th birthday.

Take a load off, Stormy – just kick off your shoes, have a piece of cake – whatever your favorite kind is – and relax for a little bit. Take a listening tour of Louisiana tomorrow; it'll still be there.

Oh, and Happy St. Patrick's Day, as well. Have some green beer with that cake.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Stormy Daniels at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Stormy Daniels's movies (gamelink.com)

We'd Be Willing To Pay A “Price” For One Night With Stormy

DCypher — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 13:00:00 EDT

If you ask us, there are worse ways to learn about love than having Stormy Daniels move in next door and demand to swing with us—but then again, we've got decidedly alternative values.

What can we say? We're all about the wife swap, the threesome, and the down and dirty taboo busting around here. Especially when the spiciness starts out with Lindsey Meadows getting eaten raw like sushi by Stormy.

So when Wicked contract super star Stormy's newest story porn masterpiece, "The Price of Lust," hit our radar, it piqued our interest—even though it only featured two other girls, Amber Rayne and Lindsey Meadows. At least they were two amazing girls that we love watching get crazy on cock.

The plot plays out like your typical morality play—high school sweethearts experimenting with the neighbors, big city transplants trying to ~~deny~~ escape their kinky side by absconding to suburbia and, not entirely unlike the acclaimed philosopher of yore Thoreau, in the process uncovering the simple metaphysical truth that one cannot hide from your true nature. No matter how far you travel, the giant travels with you; though in this case, "giant" is replaced with "ravenous appetite for strange cock" and "Thoreau" with "Stormy and friends." Shockingly, friends betray each other as temptations eviscerate restraint, and the best kind of super hot sweaty guilty sex goes down. Oh, but at what price, you ask? Right. Yawn.

Honestly, we just don't understand why it always has to end in tears. Why are we still reinforcing these ridiculously outdated social mores? In our humble estimation, this is all just another case of live and learn meets all's well that ends well.

Check the gallery, which features the best pix of lithe beauty Lindsey Meadows getting straight drilled out in her hot tiny snatch like the insatiable spunk junkie she is. It's good to see her getting wild again, cause we were starting to miss her.

"The Price of Lust" releases this week from Wicked Pictures.

· "The Price of Lust" (wickedpictures.com)

Just Don't Call Stormy Daniels A “Whack Job”

DCypher — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 17:00:00 EST

She may be resonating with only 1% of Louisiana voters in her race against sex worker-loving Republican incumbent David Vitter, but Stormy long ago captured our hearts. That's why we've given her our Friday slot.

Yes, suddenly everything is about Stormy Daniels—and it's only going to keep coming. From TPM to Politico, across Fire Dog Lake and through Daily Kos, slipping into the Drudge before wiping off and cleaning up with HuffPo, everyone is talking about her. She's literally all over the blogosphere—which is fine by us. Ubiquity becomes her, in our estimation. And for every repressed Puritan who attacks her, a plethora of fans rise up to defend the busty starlet, testifying to her genial and alluring nature, both in front of and behind the camera. Still, since her media headlines coincide with the impending release of her latest plot-driven movie, "Whack Job," we'd like to make sure that no one gets the two confused in any way.

Displaying her usual touch for poetically blending comedic timing with lusty fantasies, the award winning writer/director tells the story of a spoiled mafia princess who has just discovered her boyfriend in bed with another woman, or, in layman's terms, Roxy DeVille catching lovely Kaylani Lei fucking her man. What's the daughter of a mobster to do? Walk away with a broken heart? Fuggadaboutit! She's nobody's goumada! Roxy puts out not one, but two, hits on the testa di merda and calls it a day. Hilarity ensues. We won't spoil it for you, but you can check out the sneak peek gallery and try to guess the ending. We promise it will be far less predictable then Stormy's senate bid.

"Whack Job" comes out next week from Wicked Pictures.

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Before They Were Politicians...

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:00:00 EST

Hustler has dug up a scene of potential senatorial candidate Stormy Daniels sensually frolicking with former gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey. Coincidence? We think not. (hustlerworld.com)

Stormy Daniels: (Possibly) Drafted!

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 15:00:00 EST

A few weeks ago, we reported that Stormy Daniels had turned down the opportunity to run against Louisiana Senator David Vitter. Well, apparently we were wrong—we're now hearing she's actually considering a run.

As the Daily Beast has it, Stormy's gaze was turned towards political pursuits when she discovered "Draft Stormy," a web-based campaign to convince Stormy to attempt to unseat Vitter in the Republican primary. Now, we're all for seeing hypocritical politicians ousted out of office—particularly ones who trump their conservative, anti-sex credentials while secretly visiting prostitutes in their spare time—but there's just something a little off-putting about the whole "Draft Stormy" campaign.

We'll cut to the chase: we're bothered by the fact Stormy Daniels isn't being "drafted" because she's Stormy Daniels, the awesome and amazing individual—she's being drafted, first and foremost, because she's a pornstar from Louisiana. Long before "Draft Stormy" ever existed, an ad appeared on Craigslist seeking "a female in some aspect of the adult-entertainment industry" to run against Vitter. Stormy only became the chief candidate that she was a Louisiana-based pornstar who just might work as a candidate.

And why a female from the adult industry? Because the people behind the campaign want to make the point that:

...an honest, intelligent adult film actress has more integrity than a married Republican politician who dallied with prostitutes on the down-low.

Which, frankly, we think sounds a bit condescending to the adult industry—and, for that matter, to Stormy. (We're also curious to know why the campaign specifically wanted an adult film actress—does "Draft Evan Stone" just not have the same ring?)

But hey, maybe we're just being negative nellies here: after all, if Stormy does run, there's a huge opportunity for progress right there. Italy elected its first pornstar politician in 1987—maybe 2009 will be the year America follows in its footsteps?

We'll be keeping our fingers crossed for that one.

· Draft Stormy (draftstormy.com)
· Porn Star for Senate (thedailybeast.com)
· Stormy Daniels: Politics, P. Diddy, and the Porn Retirement Plan (avn.com)

Stormy Daniels For President Public Office!

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 16:30:01 EST

We won't claim to understand all the ins and outs of Louisiana politics, or why it makes sense to have an adult film star run against an incumbent senator mired in a sex scandal.

But we will claim to know that Stormy Daniels is an intelligent, accomplished woman with a good head on her shoulders (and a talent for public speaking). So we're sad to hear that she will not be running for Louisiana senator—we're sure she would have made a hell of a candidate. Maybe next election?

· Sinator Vitter (bestofneworleans.com, via pornstarbabylon.wordpress.com)
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Stormy Daniels Offer Tips On Talking To Pornstars

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 17:30:01 EST

Your chances of meeting a pornstar may be pretty slim—but if you do get to meet one, Stormy Daniels has come up with a list of 10 things you should never, ever say.

Most of them should be obvious to anyone with half a brain, but if you're worried that—in all the excitement of meeting your favorite star—you might forget your manners, we encourage you to print out the list and carry it in your wallet. We'd also advise you to add an 11th item: should you run into Sasha Grey, under no circumstances should the words "crossover star" exit your lips.

· 10 Things You Should Never Say to a Porn Star (asylum.com)
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Postcards From Vegas: And They're Off!

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:30:01 EST

AEE 2009 kicked off with Stormy Daniels cutting the ribbon at the door. Or would have, at least, if the scissors had worked. Instead, we got Stormy ripping the ribbon. As long as it's broken, right?

· Adult Entertainment Expo (adultentertainmentexpo.com)

Sick Fascination: "Bubba Raw"

pweasels — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:30:10 EST

Softcore rocks, doesn’t it? Watching a girl not show off the kitty can be just as fascinating as seeing the most explicit double anal gangbang ever filmed. There’s something utterly riveting about seeing what happened on some awful white-trash talk-radio show, especially when there are naked girls like Stormy Daniels, Taya Parker and Akira cavorting about the studio.

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Remember catching the Howard Stern show on late-night TV and trying to look around the pixels at the naked girls? There may not be a lot of reasons to watch a softcore porn DVD with a man named Bubba in it, but when Stormy Daniels delivers a mold of her own vagina for a man to penetrate, when Taya shows off her best lapdancing tricks, when Bubba plays a montage of the porn stars who have flashed their tits on his show …well, it’s almost worth it. But is "Almost" enough anymore?

There’s a reason you never saw “Bubba Does Dallas,” though.

· Bubba Raw (www.bubbaraw.com)
· Buy "Bubba Raw #2" (gamelink.com)

Top Ten Female Porn Directors (According To XCritic)

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:01:26 EDT

Pornography has traditionally been seen as a man's game but—as we've noted many times before—as more and more women start working behind the scenes, that notion is quickly becoming outdated. Women are making porn (and making porn better), and we're certainly grateful to see that glass ceiling chipping away (if not outright crumbling). And we're not the only ones who feel that way: the team at XCritic is celebrating ladies making porn with a list of their ten favorite female porn directors. After the jump, see who made the list—and some samples of their work, too.

10. Suze Randall: "Too Naughty To Say No"

9. Candida Royalle: "Under The Covers"

8. Mason

7. Jamye Waxman
"Exploring The 'O'"

6. Diana Devoe

5. Kimberly Kane: "Morphine"

4. Stormy Daniels
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3. Belladonna
"My Ass Is Haunted"

2. Celeste
"Stoya Video Nasty"

1. Tristan Taormino
"Chemistry 4: The Orgy Edition"

Honorable Mentions (some of whom we think should have been on the list): Joanna Angel, Ashley Blue, Dana Dearmond, Aunt Gertrude

· The Top Ten Women Directors In Porn (xcritic.com)

Wicked's "The Wicked"

Gram Ponante — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 15:00:59 EDT

You wonder why Wicked has waited so many years to release an eponymous title, but you also wonder why Kaylani Lei hasn't been delivered to you personally as part of the bailout package. Read on to discover why vampires seem to be devouring condom-only performers in the California Desert.

The Wicked

A couple fucks in a day-for-night desert as Wicked's vampire movie, The Wicked, opens. After putting on her clothes, she realizes she is alone. "Where are you?" she panics in the emptiness. "This isn't funny anymore!"

Well, who said it was ever funny? She is soon dispatched with, a 28 Days Later-style burst of screams, blood, growls, and an out of control camera. Wicked vampires!

As the opening credits roll past the unfortunate woman, we meet a Volkswagen Bus full of adventurers. Among them is Kaylani Lei, off to the desert for a weekend concert after finding her boyfriend in bed with a hooker (Jenny Hendrix). I don't know why she got so mad - doesn't she know that Jenny Hendrix is Good Times personified and no threat to Real Love?

Then we meet Baby and Otis (Stormy Daniels and Derrick Pierce), shifty types who've suffered a breakdown in the desert. Luckily our heroes happen by to pick them up, though only the driver (Barrett Blade) seems to think it's a good idea. Another passenger is Voodoo, a conspiracy buff cautious about weirdness in the desert. He is not taken seriously. In fact, the drive is so fraught with manufactured tension that we wonder why any of these people are friends.

Everyone is so nice to look at, though, that I guess it doesn't matter if they like each other.

The porn talent pool is so small, and the contract star system so limiting, that chemistry is hard to find, even in a population that has interfucked so often. One thing going for The Wicked is Blade's and Voodoo's chemistry with Lei, Tori Black, Scarlett Fay, and the other females in the cast. And, when they're allowed, Daniels and Pierce find room for "character" work.

Chemistry or no, the gang is edgy after a long drive, and strange things are happening in the middle of nowhere. Worse still, only Daniels' and Pierce's sex scene is filmed in natural light; everything else shows up in cold blue or red. This can only detract from excellent scenes between Voodoo and Fay and Blade and Lei.

In her motel bed, Kaylani dreams of being ravished by vampires in the desert (including Sophia Santi). Then she goes to a strip club with her pals and lets loose. Oddly enough, some of the characters from her dream show up as strippers! You wouldn't expect to find such high quality strippers in such a remote location, either.

There's other odd things going on in Desert City. Regardless, Kaylani and Barrett get over their friction and learn to love each other. Napping in the car, however, Kaylani again dreams of the vampires. Voodoo gets more agitated and, once the crew arrives at the concert, the stage is set for a bloodbath, as the vampires show up en masse for their solstice feast.

But it isn't scary. Shouldn't it be? Maybe the market suggests otherwise.

Since Wicked makes so many gauzily competent movies that seem to avoid actual inspiration, I wonder if sales figures indicate that being too good or too edgy or - in the case of a vampire movie - too scary might hurt business.

The Wicked's twist ending attests to the fact that a movie with great production values and a competent yet derivative script is Wicked's way of suggesting mainstream movies without actually ripping them off, a la Pirates. But what's the matter with an outright porn ripoff if it's good? The Wicked is a good porn movie but the vehicle of its story - the horror! - falls flat. I think it's the condom policy.

Review by: Gram Ponante

Studio: Wicked
Director: Michael Raven
Cast: Kaylani Lei, Stormy Daniels, Mikayla Mendez, Annabelle Lee, Jenny Hendrix, Roxy Deville, Scarlett Fay, Sophia Santi, Tori Black, Aaron Wilcoxxx, Barrett Blade, Barry Scott, Derrick Pierce, Evan Stone, Johnny Castle, Rocco Reed, Voodoo

· Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)
· Buy "The Wicked" (gamelink.com)