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The Cougar Club
While technically not all cougars are MILFs (though most MILFs are indeed cougars), this collection of ladies seems like a good benchmark for MILFdom through the porn universe. And what do you know, they've all got long sexy hair with a little volume to it! Only Kylie Ireland has bangs hanging in her eyes, which though damning on many MILFs look pretty sharp on her. (Though the bustier doesn't hurt either.)

Horny White Mothers 4
There it is: the dreaded MILF hair. Sure, Desi Foxx could probably put her hair in a pony tail if she wanted, but the bangs obscuring her forehead and eye brows are not good. Would Desi really lose her MILF cred if she had better hair? Get the lady some volumizing shampoo and a comb!

Somebody's Mother
Though we can now acknowledge that the hair doesn't necessarily make the MILF, this title isn't even trying. Flowing long hair and gold lamé? Puh-leeze, this isn't even remotely convincing.

Soccer MILFs
Saskia Steele is demonstrating the quinessential MILF 'do on this box cover, and though we really want to hate it and make fun of about how frumpy it is, it's actually pretty hot on her. Sometimes rules are made to be broken.

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Previously: Fleshbot Fashion Police Archive

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Tiffany Granath, host of Playboy Radio's Afternoon Advice (tiffanygranath.com)


In this dress, Tiffany Granath can pretty much write the book on how to be pretty and girly while defying porn stereotypes. It's not easy to gracefully transition into clothes-on work once you've spent a chunk of years in the adult business, but Tiffany is a role model in this respect. And it's also not easy to wear something that buttons down smoothly over boobs of that magnitude. The bustier members of Team Fleshbot would like to be introduced to the people who fit her for bras.

Bella Vendetta, punk porn powerhouse (bellavendetta.com)


When we first laid eyes on Bella and her lovely dress, we expressed our shock at seeing her in so much clothing: especially in contrast to the other ladies at the Burning Angel booth, Bella's outfit seemed practically demure. Oh right, except for the fact that's its the color of a traffic cone. The matching peep toe pumps and flower in her hair are a nice touch.

Jasmine Mai, East Coast Import Supermodel


Pants are a rarity on women at porn conventions—thongs, mini skirts, and chaps are the most common bottom-half adornments. So we admit that such full coverage of Jasmine Mai's gams surprised us. It all made sense again when she peeled her trousers down seconds before this photo was snapped. You can put a porn star in pants, but damn it all to hell if she's gonna keep them on!

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Previously: Fleshbot Fashion Police Archive

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Tastie Pastie Covers Those Nipples Good (tastiepasties.com)
Though they don't really advertise their product as such, Seattle-based Tastie Pastie consistently makes pasties that are rather large. So if you've got big aerolas or feel a little shy about revealing the boobage in general, they're a good source. Their designs, like the pictured hula girl pasties, tend to the whismical and seem to largely be inspired by sales at craft stores. Not that that's a bad thing.

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Booby Bling: Pasties for A Heavy Metal Festival (boobybling.com)
Most pasties make boobies a little more glamorous and a little more mysterious: Are those nipples puffy? Are they big and dark? But somehow Booby Bling's pasties don't foster that same sense of wonderment. Instead, they conjure up images of drunk groupies vying for attention of long haired guitar players. This is not good. Also, they kind of look like they're really supposed to be patches that belong on stonewashed denim jackets and not boobs; we're not sure this is such a good thing either.

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Gothfox Does the Pastie Tradition Proud (gothfox.com)
No pastie roundup would be complete without some tried and true designs ... and Gothfox delivers these classic-style pasties pretty damn well. Most of their pasties are small and circular; many have tassles, and the fabrics are shiny and pretty. Plenty girly and perfect for pretty much any aspiring burlesque star!

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Sabina's Boobs Glitter for Titmore & Asspley (myspace.com/crystaltassels)
The cleverly (?) named Titmore & Asspley specializes in pasties with crystals; although they use crystals for other accessories in their line too, like high heels and lingerie, bejeweled boobies are their specialty. At the moment T&A only has a MySpace page insted of a full-fledged website, but it's still got some pastie-sporting models of note including Sabina (pictured) and longtime Fleshbot fave Maisumi Max. There's also some pretty aggressive language about their designs being copyrighted, which made us wonder how many ways you can design a pastie ... and how many people out there make a habit of stealing pastie designs. But what do we know? We're not the experts.

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Inside Pastie Making - Do It Yourself
Confessions of a Pastie Maker is a look inside the process of pasty making from someone who knows. And How to Make Your Own Pasties is, as the name suggests, a great tutorial (with pictures!) of how to make your own. So what are you waiting for?

But not all stockings are created equal. Check out who's wearing what (and who shouldn't be) after the jump. - Audacia Ray

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Sandee Westgate's Black and Teal Stockings
Oh Sandee, you are pretty like whoa and this is one seriously put together outfit. The colors are awesome and the black lace top on the teal stocking is amazing, but that is one ridiculous garter belt. Garter belts are supposed to accentuate the hips and hold up your thigh highs. That is not going to happen when the belt is a lowrider with flimsy straps. Sure, porn outfits aren't exactly meant to withstand a vigorous strut around town, but there is no way in hell that garter belt will hold anything up.

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Kinky Zee's Fishnet Body Stocking
Wearing a body stocking will not guarantee you sexiness. It will probably make you look stupid. Also, it's likely that things will get tangled and on top of not being all that sexy it will be embarassing. Kinky Zee, however, makes this thing look hot as all get out - maybe its the opera gloves. If you insist on a body stocking, fishnet is the most forgiving. Plus, it can tear really nicely.

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Lea Tyron's White Outfit
The fun of wearing stockings somehow always seems to loop back to this damn white outfit with the almost-opaque white thigh highs. What's with this? Is it a porn star rite of passage? Do you have to do a photo shoot in which you look like you might be a bride or some other innocent in order to be in the Fraternal Order of Porn Stars? Stop it, it's tacky and awful. And to add insult to injury, Lea's wearing open toed shoes. That's a very basic fashion no-no: stockings require closed toe shoes.

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Angela Ryan's Knee Highs
Free association time: knee high stockings? You thought about school girls, didn't you? Well, Angela Ryan will show you what's up. She's doing something a little different with the tried and true knee highs here. Knee highs and heels aren't exactly a classic look, but it sure is sexy and slightly different.

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Tanja Tiles Shows Us a Trick
Lots of ladies shy away from thigh highs because they squeeze any chub you might have on your legs into unsightly lumps of flesh. But Tanja Tiles knows what's up: thigh highs that are a size too big can be pulled up way further, and the overall look is smoother. Maybe porn is educational after all.

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Previously: Fleshbot Fashion Police: Courtney Cummz And Jenna Haze (Verdict: On Probation)

We have much love for both Jenna Haze and Courtney Cummz, who have appeared together and apart in plenty of porn movies and on lots of box covers. Sometimes they look great, and sometimes ... well, let's just say they make Questionable Choices. Check out their alleged crimes after the jump. - Audacia Ray

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Suspects:
Courtney Cummz and Jenna Haze

Charged with:
Fetishwear abuse in the first degree

The Evidence:

"Meet the Fuckers 8"
Teal and black coordinating outfits are cute and clever in concept, and the color suits both Jenna and Courtney. But why are both of these lovely ladies wearing bell-bottomed chaps made out of garbage bags? Trying something a little different than thigh high stockings is brave, but this? No no no!

Fleshbot Fashion Police Verdict: EQUAL FAIL.

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"Jenna & Courtney"
Courtney's cute little red panties with fake rhinestone belt are made infinitely cuter by the suspenders attached to them. This underwear is definitely porn star outer wear, because how would you wear it under something? You'd have to strip down every time you needed to pee. Though we suspect Photoshop foul play because there's no way panties with suspenders would not cause camel toe, Courtney is rocking a fashionably different look—and totally one-ups Jenna, who is just wearing boring old fishnet.

Fleshbot Fashion Police Verdict COURTNEY CUMMZ FTW!

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"POV Centerfolds 5"
You know how the fashion mags are always saying that you should remove one accessory before you leave the house so you're not totally overdoing it? Courtney Cummz should pay attention to that (and no, the accessory we're talking about isn't her panties).Ladies in men's wear are totally hot, but this pink faux tie has got to go.

Fleshbot Fashion Police Verdict COURTNEY CUMMZ FAIL.

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"Massive Facials"
On this cover, Jenna Haze shows Courtney Cummz how it's done. Her accessorizing is pretty much perfect - we might even go so far as to say that she's donning classy bling. Though the combination of lace and fishnets can sometimes be questionable, it works here. This is a great example of porn star outfitting - plenty of cute and interesting elements but not too much clutter. And she's topless, which is always a good fashion statement as far as we can tell.

Fleshbot Fashion Police Verdict JENNA HAZE FTW!

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(Spotted a pornstar fashion do or don't in your wanderings? Drop us a line in the comments!)