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more about #startrekporn more comments → LoganConverse: why isn't ryder doing B/G anymore Gram??????? more » The Harlot Queen Likes The Word Strumpet: The only thing objectionable about this film is Sulu still hasn't gotten any. more » Gram Ponante: What about "doosh"? That takes away the association with a feminine hygiene product and squarely focuses it on dudes in Hummers wearing Affliction shi... more » Conrad: This is the only time since being banned from io9 that I've really wanted to post there. Tear. That's what you get for plugging the hell out of your w... more » bzierunkel: Heh. Did that pussy start out unpainted? Or is "Kirk" licking his way to the juicy pink center? more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: But "Star Trix" is a curiosity as an example of a low-budget, half-hearted attempt to cash in on something that needn't have been... Translated to gar... more » Prof_Derzshowitz: With the whole "let's leave the vulval area unpainted" thing, is this because of health concerns? Or is it because the green-skinned aliens simply la... more » VivThomas.com Team: Surely Hustler could come up with some err... stars in the Star Trek trailer (and I ain't talking about Sascha Grey - she's hot) I mean the stellar on... more » Prof_Derzshowitz: Lux, even though I have yet to watch this clip, would it be okay if I said that I think you are AMAZING, simply based on your Star Trek-related "becau... more » Sabbatai: MMM Sasha ...that is all. more » Snowbunny: Between this and "Fuck Wars" I am led to believe that in the future all sex will occur on a brightly lit, rainbow backed platform. more » Tricked: They did a good job of keeping at least a part of the uniform on during the scenes... you know, so you know it's a Star Trek porn. The femmes tap a b... more » MalzyWheels: Does Sasha cover her breasts with a Romalin flag? more » CrosbyZeiram: Kirk and Spock have a threeway with Uhura and no spoiler alert? I assume that's a major plot point. more » Conrad: Are there any tribbles? Not an actual star trek fan myself, but I know plenty would be sad without the inclusion. more » -
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"Star Trek XXX": The Fleshbot Review
Over the past few years, we've seen porn parodies of everything from "The Brady Bunch" to "The Office"—and now, courtesy of Hustler and Axel Braun, we have "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," a parody unlike any other.
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Hustler Gives Us An (Exclusive! Hardcore!) Look At Sasha Grey In "Star Trek XXX"
Because we'resuch big nerdstotally awesome, our friends at Hustler have sent over this exclusive trailer for "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," featuring Sasha Grey and Evan Stone—er, Chandra and Kirk—getting busy. More » -
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First Look: "This Ain't Star Trek XXX" Goes (And Comes) Boldly
This past weekend, we went to check out the new "Star Trek" movie (the non-porn film). In between the explosions, we kept thinking the same thing: "Man, if only this were a porno."
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