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more about #startrek more comments → The Harlot Queen Likes The Word Strumpet: The only thing objectionable about this film is Sulu still hasn't gotten any. more » Gram Ponante: What about "doosh"? That takes away the association with a feminine hygiene product and squarely focuses it on dudes in Hummers wearing Affliction shi... more » Conrad: This is the only time since being banned from io9 that I've really wanted to post there. Tear. That's what you get for plugging the hell out of your w... more » Snatchalot.com: LOL I really hope there is a scene where they beam down on the planet and theres the one guy (usually with a red shirt) who gets offed by a Vaginan Fl... more » VivThomas.com Team: Surely Hustler could come up with some err... stars in the Star Trek trailer (and I ain't talking about Sascha Grey - she's hot) I mean the stellar on... more » Prof_Derzshowitz: Lux, even though I have yet to watch this clip, would it be okay if I said that I think you are AMAZING, simply based on your Star Trek-related "becau... more » Sabbatai: MMM Sasha ...that is all. more » SudiptiChoppin: Ah I'm a great Star Trek fan for decades. Never bought porn but im really thinking of just trying this. Has anyone any experience with hustler paysite... more » Snowbunny: Between this and "Fuck Wars" I am led to believe that in the future all sex will occur on a brightly lit, rainbow backed platform. more » -
#dvd
"Star Trek XXX": The Fleshbot Review
Over the past few years, we've seen porn parodies of everything from "The Brady Bunch" to "The Office"—and now, courtesy of Hustler and Axel Braun, we have "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," a parody unlike any other.
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#exclusive
Hustler Gives Us An (Exclusive! Hardcore!) Look At Sasha Grey In "Star Trek XXX"
Because we'resuch big nerdstotally awesome, our friends at Hustler have sent over this exclusive trailer for "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," featuring Sasha Grey and Evan Stone—er, Chandra and Kirk—getting busy. More » -
#hardcore
First Look: "This Ain't Star Trek XXX" Goes (And Comes) Boldly
This past weekend, we went to check out the new "Star Trek" movie (the non-porn film). In between the explosions, we kept thinking the same thing: "Man, if only this were a porno."
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#trailers
"This Ain't Star Trek XXX": The Long Awaited Trailer
At long last, and after a whole month of anticipation, Hustler has released the official trailer for "This Ain't Star Trek XXX." The good news is that the movie looks awesome. More » -
#pornstars
The End Of A Hair-A: Evan Stone Gets Chopped
When we saw the first snaps from the set of "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," there was one thing that jumped out at us immediately: Evan Stone cut his hair? More » -
#twopornsoneslot
Battle Of The "Star Trek" Porns
Well, it looks like Hustler isn't the only one planning to release a Star Trek parody porn this year: Antigua Pictures and Muffia.com are teaming up to release "Star Trix: Deep Penetration" on April 28. More » -
#behindthescenes
Sasha Grey Playing A Vulcan In "This Ain't Star Trek XXX"
Cold, cool, logical... we guess that sounds a bit like America's Favorite Fuck Junkie. We've just learned that Chandra, her "This Ain't Star Trek" character, is a Vulcan—anyone know how they feel about throatfucking?
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#parody
"Star Trek" Vs. "This Ain't Star Trek XXX": A Comparison
Last week, Hustler announced their intentions to boldly go where many had gone before, and shoot their very own "Star Trek" porn: "This Ain't Star Trek XXX."
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#parody
"This Ain't Star Trek XXX" Beaming Into Living Rooms This Spring
Yes, Hustler has just announced that, come this spring, they'll be boldly going where so many others have gone before: they're making a (very faithful!) parody porn of the original "Star Trek." More » -
#hardcore
Too Hardcore For io9: The Vulcan Cum Shot
Yesterday, our friends at io9 decided to take a long, hard look at the history of Star Trek porn (there's a lot!). But there was one clip too hardcore for their tastes. More » -
#scifipornofthemoment
XXX Trek: Even The Klingons Are Afraid
A "Where no porn has gone before!" joke seems like the perfect headline for this post, but then we realized that there might be a reason why some things remain unexplored. Star Trek-inspired porn is, of course, not that novel, but we're a little confused by this odd comic book/sci-fi/porn hybrid: is it some kind of manga, a DVD, a film with with paint by numbers colors scribbled over the participants, or just some bizarre alien technology we've yet to discover? (One thing we do know is that despite whatever you may be thinking, it is not Japanese.) So what exactly will you face if you board the U.S.S. Intercourse? Bad puns, grammatical errors, and a thirst for space travel—but you'll need a tricorder and a valid credit card to figure out the rest. More » -
#video
Leonard Nimoy Boldly Defends Full-Figured Women
Who would have guessed that big beautiful women would find their biggest supporter in ... Leonard Nimoy? Well, our readers probably would, since we've told you before about his nude photography work with the "Full Body Project", but a lot more folks learned about it recently when he stopped by The Colbert Report to debate the free market and the idea that everyone can beautiful. Yes, body image is an important issue for women of all ages, but still ... how cool is Mr. Spock? Clearly, he should have been the one that got to make out with all those alien babes instead of stupid old Kirk. More » -
#video
Star Trek O-Faces: Where Lots Of Men (And Women) Have Come Before
Say what you want about the Star Trek franchise and the people who endlessly obsess over its every detail—the original show and its myriad spinoffs are some of the filthiest television to ever find its way into your family room. Don't believe us? Check out the evidence compiled in the most convincing manner imaginable—a YouTube video! The people and aliens and even androids in that world are constantly getting busy before your very eyes ... and if that's not a utopian vision of the future, we don't know what is. More » -
#babes
Here's a nice collection of all the incredibly hot (and occasionally green) women who probably made out with Captain Kirk on the original Star Trek series. Now you know why sexually frustrated nerds are so sexually frustrated. (Flickr, via Boing Boing) -
#fantasy
The Klingon Sex Manual. Yep, it exists. So now you can violate the Neutral Zone Treaty without permanently damaging your Prime Directive, if you know what we mean. (spiletta.com)
