NEW YORK, 12:48 AM, WED JUL 9 | 20 POSTS IN THE LAST 24 HOURS | tips@fleshbot.com | RSS
Posts Tagged “

Star Trek

sci-fi porn of the moment

XXX Trek: Even The Klingons Are Afraid

A "Where no porn has gone before!" joke seems like the perfect headline for this post, but then we realized that there might be a reason why some things remain unexplored. Star Trek-inspired porn is, of course, not that novel, but we're a little confused by this odd comic book/sci-fi/porn hybrid: is it some kind of manga, a DVD, a film with with paint by numbers colors scribbled over the participants, or just some bizarre alien technology we've yet to discover? (One thing we do know is that despite whatever you may be thinking, it is not Japanese.) So what exactly will you face if you board the U.S.S. Intercourse? Bad puns, grammatical errors, and a thirst for space travel—but you'll need a tricorder and a valid credit card to figure out the rest.

· XXX Trek (kbeech.com, via candycrash.com)


video

Leonard Nimoy Boldly Defends Full-Figured Women

Who would have guessed that big beautiful women would find their biggest supporter in ... Leonard Nimoy? Well, our readers probably would, since we've told you before about his nude photography work with the "Full Body Project", but a lot more folks learned about it recently when he stopped by The Colbert Report to debate the free market and the idea that everyone can beautiful. Yes, body image is an important issue for women of all ages, but still ... how cool is Mr. Spock? Clearly, he should have been the one that got to make out with all those alien babes instead of stupid old Kirk.

· The Colbert Report (comedycentral.com)


video

Star Trek O-Faces: Where Lots Of Men (And Women) Have Come Before

Say what you want about the Star Trek franchise and the people who endlessly obsess over its every detail—the original show and its myriad spinoffs are some of the filthiest television to ever find its way into your family room. Don't believe us? Check out the evidence compiled in the most convincing manner imaginable—a YouTube video! The people and aliens and even androids in that world are constantly getting busy before your very eyes ... and if that's not a utopian vision of the future, we don't know what is. More »

Here's a nice collection of all the incredibly hot (and occasionally green) women who probably made out with Captain Kirk on the original Star Trek series. Now you know why sexually frustrated nerds are so sexually frustrated. (Flickr, via Boing Boing)

The Klingon Sex Manual. Yep, it exists. So now you can violate the Neutral Zone Treaty without permanently damaging your Prime Directive, if you know what we mean. (spiletta.com)

bbw watch

Leonard Nimoy's Nude Mission

Like the classic "Betty or Veronica" and "Ginger or Mary Ann" debates, how you answer the question "Kirk or Spock?" says a lot about you as a person. (Either way you're a geek, but bear with us.) Even in retirement their alter-egos carry on the battle of "passion vs. logic," only now they do it in the final frontier of nude photography. While William Shatner chooses to get up close (and maybe a little too personal) with Playboy models, Leonard Nimoy has created a nice second career for himself shooting artistic portraits of women you generally won't find in one of his movies. More »

playboy

William Shatner Does Playboy

We're not sure why we never got around to posting about William Shatner's Playboy shoot back in November (don't worry, he's not on the receiving end of the camera lens), but we'd be seriously compromising the geek cred we've tried so hard to build up over the years if we didn't have at least something about it in the Fleshbot archives for posterity's sake. While his suitably otherworldly photos of Miss May 1998 Deanna Brooks are certainly worth checking out on their own whether or not you happen to be a "Star Trek" and/or Priceline commercial fan, we recommend you peruse them while the loop on ytmn.com of Shatner doing one of his trademark dramatic recitations of Pulp's "Common People" plays in the background to get the full effect of this remarkable pop culture moment. Shatnarian intonations + hot Playmate boobies = pure comedy gold!. More »

art

Erotic Illustrations by Erica Glasier

Some readers (you know who you are) may recognize Erica Glasier's sexy illustrations from their appearances in Playgirl; the rest of us can get to know them via this small gallery in which the artist also reminds us of the fact that several of them are also available as posters to purchase. It's too bad we didn't know about this before the holidays, since we know a few people on our gift list who really would have appreciated her portrait of Sweet Action Spock, complete with futuristic electrified lyre and a very passionate, non-Vulcanesque looking boner. Hello desktop, here we come!
More »