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The Maltese Fuckin'

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:30:01 EST

In 1539, the Knights Templar of Malta paid tribute to Charles V of Spain by sending him a video of a young woman really into bondage. Somehow, the video ended up online...

Silent, atmospheric squirting is the trademark of good noir film, as is confusion. And this movie raises more questions than it does erections. Why are they in the shower? Why is the shower on? Why is this in sepia tone? This will take serious detective work.

· My girlfriend and our best friend. (xtube.com)

Wear Your Raincoat: "Cummin' At You 3D"

Gram Ponante — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Porn can be so basic that when someone gets it wrong it can be shocking: How can you fuck up fucking? But "Cummin' At You 3D" gets it gloriously right - in your face!

Cummin' At You 3D

Studio: Tommy Gunn Entertainment
Director: Tommy Gunn
Cast: Tommy Gunn, Sindee Jennings, Riley Evans, Tony DeSergio

Review by: Gram Ponante

Were this movie not 3D, it would still be an excellent interactive couples' title. The story is simple: Sindee Jennings wants to audition for producer Tommy Gunn's porn movie and, of course, she needs to be put through her paces. Along the way she is also tried out by Tony DeSergio and Riley Evans. (Almost) needless to say, she is rode hard and put away wet, as Ms. Jennings is a copious squirter.

But with 50 percent of the cast being Playgirl-friendly dudes, the interactive elements of "Cummin At You" leave plenty of room to see the guys from the females' point of view. To his credit, ladies, Tommy Gunn looks soulfully into your/Sindee Jennings's eyes as he eats you/Sindee Jennings out.

But what is truly revolutionary about this movie (which producers Gunn and Marcus London call a "preview of something even bigger") is that, either with the new breed of 3D-ready HDTVs or with the attached red/blue 3D glasses ("Or you can use the same glasses from the matinee of 'Up,'" Gunn said), you can experience the performers cumming—with whatever substance they have at their arousal—at you.

It's like "A Bug's Life 3D" at California Adventure except with the long-raging argument about whether female ejaculation is real or just urine.

I have had the opportunity ("pleasure" just isn't the most appropriate word) of Sindee Jennings squirting in my face in real life. But the virtual version is really cool. Not only that, but viewers get the illusion of the performers' ankles resting on their shoulders.

3D in mainstream movies is like parodies are to porn; some seem gimmicky and some exploit the genre in a suitable way. But 3D in porn just seems like the right way to go.

And it's worth mentioning that Gunn and company could have gotten this wrong in so many simple, porny ways, but they didn't.

"We knew we had to get Sindee," Gunn said.

Exactly. Because 3D is not about subtlety.

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Sex Blog Roundup: Sprinklers

Madeline Glass — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 16:00:00 EDT

This week Madeline's feeling randy. Must be the change in the weather.

As summer comes to an end, we're waxing nostalgic for the triple-digit Dog Days—when a hose or sprinkler is your best bet to beat the heat. Hey, speaking of beating your meat, here are some wet selections from this week's sex blogosphere—squirters to be exact—that will leave you with a taste for corn on the cob, barbecues and popsicles. Dipped in pussy.

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What's On My Mind

Your fist in me deep. Hard. The look on your face when you're between my legs, that awe and desperate look I know I get too. Sweating. My hand on my clit, hard, rubbing hard, getting close until I grab you by the hair and push your mouth down on it, yeah, like that, suck it, don't slow down, fuck me, until I'm hard and bursting in your mouth and I lift you by the hair again, take my clit in my fingers again to come, hard, around your fist. I wish I could squirt as easily as you do, I would, I would come in your mouth and watch you swallow it.

—Sugarbutch Chronicles

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intent

I arrive carrying coffee in cardboard cups, my fingers protected from the heat by crinkly paper wrappers, sachets of sugar tucked beneath my thumb.

He greets me affectionately. We exchange smiles and chaste kisses, admire the view.

It is not until i turn around to put down the paper bag containing our lunch that, there on the table, neatly aligned with a sachet of translucent lubricant, i notice the bulbous metal object. It is polished to a bright sheen, the preposterous girth reflecting the sunlight behind me in fractured curves.

—Carnalis

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ritual

"I have just finished spending about a half an hour carefully ironing my skirt, shirt and ties for tonight. It felt ritualistic, this preparing for my Man, preparing for an initiation into a new world.

"I am very nervous, very excited, very turned on! I am thinking out the day ahead: I'm treating myself to a spa day, getting my hair cut, shopping for new make-up since it has been forever since I've had a reason to do a "full-face." I will wax my legs ... and groom other more intimate places ... a day of pampering and ritual."

—The Urban Rogue

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Sweet Angelina

She bent over a bit and put her hands on her knees. I gave her taut ass a firm smack. I wasn't taking a chance-I already knew what she liked. She was a total slut for rough spanking. I gave her another firm smack on the left side. She took about a half dozen firm open hand swats to both cheeks without a whimper. Then a few more before I slid my finger between her legs. She was nice and wet. Hot and slick.

—Crack The Whip

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Step into my parlour

She smiled at me over her shoulder, and continued to clean the desk. A pile of smudged paper collected at her feet while she explained how she would convert this dump into a proper office.

Meanwhile I fondled her bum and thought how I'd convert this heap into a fuck palace.

"Will your office be nice and private? With a cushy, firm sofa? Perhaps a chair I can bend you over?"

—MonMouth

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Needing You to Make me Cum

My body melts into the bed at your first touch. Slowly licking and kissing the outside of my cunt, your hands take turns caressing the soft skin of my thighs. The warmth of your body, the closeness of your mouth, the sheer torture of need makes me tremble beneath you. Your tongue snakes out and licks at my wetness. I can't help but groan. Your hands slide under my ass and pull me up to your mouth, drinking from me like a vessel. Your tongue begins to dart in and out of my slick cunt, fucking me with it.

—Dirty Little Mind

*****

· Thumbnail courtesy of RealSquirt (realsquirt.com)
· Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

Sophie Dee's Former Breasts In "Memoirs Of A Gusher 5"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Remember the 1997 novel and 2005 Hollywood movie "Memoirs of a Geisha"? Well, this female jackfest has nothing to do with those works. I don't know how the authors could have reconciled Sophie Dee squirting across the Japanese countryside.

Memoirs of A Gusher 5

Studio: Pink Visual
Director: various
Cast: Sophie Dee, Katherine Lee, Carmella Santaigo, Jaime Tyler, Nikki Hilton

Review by: Gram Ponante

Not only is the lone squirting Asian in the movie, Katherine Lee, not Japanese, but she also doesn't look too concerned about her family's lasting shame. "Memoirs of a Gusher" is one of those porn puns that has come to be accepted on its own merits, even as the object of the joke has faded from memory. Like when I released "To Sir, With a Handjob."

Anyway, this movie is interesting for its two great bookending scenes, the first with covergirl Sophie Dee, who squirts 11 camera-soaking times, and the second with the vivacious Carmella Santiago.

Both Dee and Santiago are delightful interview subjects, and the directors of both scenes made sure to place them against slightly dark backgrounds, so that when they squirted, we'd see it.

This movie also marks one of Dee's final scenes before she got her stupendous boob job. In this movie, even though she's squirting all over the place, she looks almost innocent.

The three scenes in the middle are somewhat squirty, but not particularly dramatic. Plus it's hard to tell when someone is squirting if the room is too bright. Squirting is about spectacle, and we need to see the streams arcing through the air.

The movie returns to form with Santiago, who smiles like a Disney tour guide through her scene, and we're happy right along with her.

Even if we might not remember Arthur Goden's novel or Rob Marshall's film, "Memoirs of a Gusher 5" at least allows us to see, one final time, Sophie Dee's former breasts.

The Squirtin' Geyser Of Love: Top Ten Amateur Female Ejaculation Videos

Kate Kant — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:00:00 EDT

How much do we enjoy watching a woman in the throes of ejaculation? Very much. It takes a special lady to perform such an eruptive feat: one who knows her body, embraces pleasure, and isn't afraid of a little mess.

This collection of videos showcases some spectacular shows of ejaculating talents. Leave the fireworks at home, because we're expecting a lot of scattered showers tonight.

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Looooots of Squirting! (xtube.com)

Squirting Fun (xtube.com)

Pierced Pussy Sploooosh (xtube.com)

SQUIRTING WHORE! (xtube.com)

Candy Cane Creampie (xtube.com)

2nd Squirting Vid (xtube.com)

Squirting Orgazm (xtube.com)

Playtime (yuvutu.com)

She Squirts (yuvutu.com)

Hard Passionate Sex w/ Squirting (yuvutu.com)

Someone's In The Kitchen...With Squirting

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 12:00:00 EDT

Cytherea and Lily Thai are getting ready to bake us a cake—and all they need is that one last extra special ingredient: lady jizz! Luckily, they're quite well equipped to provide some of that.

Though they do seem to have forgotten about that whole "baking a cake" thing, and are more interested in just, uh, having as much sex as possible. Not that we really mind—eating cake, getting to watch girl on girl... it's all good, right?

· Buy "Hot Squirts" (cduniverse.com)

Capri Has A Squirt Filled "Confession"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:30:01 EDT

Capri Anderson has a confession to make—but it has nothing to do with her sins or planned repentance. No, Capri wants to confess about how sexy she is—and what dirty things she's planning to do.

Of course, no confession is complete without some sort of followup, right? Since Capri's looking so cute, we think we'll skip the Hail Marys and the Our Fathers, and go straight to the heavy duty devotionals. Capri, we'd like to see you do a complete series of Hail Hitachis, followed up by a round of Our Squirtings. Think you can handle it?

Of course you can.

And if you, the people, are feeling like doing a little "confessing" yourselves, click the Little Mutt link below and learn all about Capri (and get some extra special bonus photos of her, to boot!).

· "Confessions" (littlemutt.com)

3rd "Memoirs Of A Gusher" Showcases Divine Squirting

DCypher — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 20:00:00 EST

Some chicks taste so sweet and delightfully refreshing that you just can't help but get a good gulp straight off the tap. Sweet like hot liquid candy in your mouth.

That's why our big homies over at Pink Visual are rolling out their 3rd installment of "Memoirs of a Gusher." Bombshell Entertainment jammed this episode full of syrupy vaginal goodness, including booty boasting babe Janessa Jordan and her BFF's Megan, Arizona, Trishelle, and the elusively named Karma. We're not entirely sure why none of them have surnames, so we're assuming it's just to streamline them so they can carry more ecstasy fluid in their girly pouches.

Pink Visual promises us a "sheet soaking, mattress marinating good time," but we're certain that there's more to it. Clearly the sampler of photographic evidence they sent over reveals one sinner being baptized in steaming girl nectar. We're certain the look on his face is more salvation than chagrin. Could being "squirted" on be more like a religious experience than just dirty good fun? It sure would explain why they keep squealing out for God while being pinned to the bed and having their extra juicy holes drilled into squishy, satisfied puddles of lust.

Not to sound sacrilegious so early in the week, but we've got to know what the pattern of squirt looked like when these holy vessels of pleasure got up. Someone call the Vatican.

"Memoirs of a Gusher, Volume 3" releases this week from Pink Visual.

· Pink Visual (pinkvisual.com)

Squirt For The Camera!

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 14:00:00 EST

Photo by Aeric Meredith-Goujon (aericmg.com)

Let's Kick Off The Weekend With A Splash!

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:15:00 EST

Photo by Aeric Meredith-Goujon (aericmg.com, via ponyxpress.wordpress.com)

Jada Fire And Bobbi Starr Wish You A Very Sexy New Year

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 12:00:00 EST

Some people like to end the year with a bang... but we prefer to end it with a squirt. And who better to squirt us into the new year than Squirtwoman herself, Jada Fire?

Throw in a little help from Bobbi Starr and an eager gentleman friend, and it's looking like it'll be a very good new year indeed. 2008 who? 2009 is the only year for us, man.

· Jada Fire is Squirtwoman with Bobbi Star (pornhub.com)

Also Sprach Yoshie Shimano

pweasels — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 13:30:10 EST

This picture of the naked and eminently sexy Yoshie Shimano lay at the end of a chain of Google research involving math. When we set out, we thought we were going to be finding out about numeric progressions, but just look at her. Doesn’t that expression just beg for us to put down the calculator and come over there and help with those panties?

It turns out—go figure—that Yoshie, who is in one sense the end result of a progression of perfect squares but in another an assemblage of perfect curves, actually also provides us a fascinating study in fluid dynamics in “The Shiofuki #4,” which is about chicks who squirt when you fuck them.

(We asked Mr. Pweasels what, in hell, he was talking about. This is his reply:

Grams – I don’t know if I can flesh out the math conceit in the Yoshie story. I was casting about at random in the gamelink catalog, desperately putting in numbers for performer IDs hoping to strike something interesting for a fleshbot article and I found Yoshie’s by entering 1 4 9 16, which is the sequence of the first four perfect squares (also it is the sequence that gives you the dimensions of the monoliths in "2001: A Space Odyssey," assuming you carry the math into the fourth dimension and figure on hitting sixteen for its measurement in whatever dimension the builders count as the fourth, although Clarke didn’t go that far). It seemed like it wouldn’t really fit the tone of the article to say I had exhausted 24680, 13579 and the first five and six elements of a basic Fibonacci sequence.

Leading us to our thesis: Porn Is What You Make It - ED)

· Oriental Dream Pictures (www.orientaldreamxxx.com)
· Buy ”The Shiofuki #4” (gamelink.com)

Isis Love, Rennaissance Woman

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 12:00:00 EST

We all know that Isis Love is the brilliant mind behind Kink.com's latest project, Pissing.com—but did you also know that she's a red hot babe with a fiery sex drive and some serious squirting power, too? Yes, it's true: Isis Love has it all. Brains, beauty, talent, and gushing orgasms. We'd tell you more about Isis's charms, but we often find that actions speak louder than works. See the lovely lady in action after the jump.

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· Isis Love is red, hot, and horny! (pornhub.com)

Wet 'N Wild: Top Ten Squirting Sex Videos

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 15:00:00 EDT

Our love of squirting is certainly no secret: we've sung its praises several times before, and we've even done a photo tribute to the girls who squirt. But really, in order to truly understand the majestic nature of this great orgasmic response, it's important to see it in video. Preferably, in several videos, with many different women. And so it is that we happily present ten of our favorite squirting videos. Be careful... it's about to get slippery.

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Bailey Brooks Squirts (pornhub.com)

Mega Squirt at Camping Site (redtube.com)

Cytheria squirting (redtube.com)

This slut squirts alot (pornhub.com)

Missy Monroe squirts and shakes her pussy (redtube.com)

Paulina James squirting up a storm (pornhub.com)

Squirting equals Fun (redtube.com)

Lesbian squirt victim, and she loves it (pornhub.com)

Hot squirter gets her ass jammed (pornhub.com)

Great lesbos make eachother squirt (pornhub.com)

The Wondrous Jada Fire

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 18:30:16 EDT

Sure, you think you know Jada Fire... but do you really know Jada Fire? Have you seen the skillful way she handles two cocks at once, masterfully maneuvering them from orifice to orifice, from ass to hand to mouth to pussy without missing a beat? Oh, and don't even get us started on the squirting. If we even tried to tell you how magically wonderful that is, well—you'd never have a chance to watch the clip and see for yourself.

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· Jada Fire squirts (pornhub.com)

Cytherea, Master Of The Impossible (And The Impossibly Hot)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 10:50:54 EDT

Cytherea is a master of many things: master of deception, master of seduction, and (of course) master of squirting. But what if she were to combine all three talents — and bring in the lovely Nautica Thorn as her devious assistant? We'd have thought such a thing near impossible; the mere squirting alone would sap our energy. But then again, Cytherea isn't like the rest of us—she's better! Don't believe us? We'll let the video speak for itself.

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· Amazing Cytherea in hot photoshoot squiring threesome! (pornhub.com)

Fountains Of Pleasure: A Tribute To Girls Who Squirt

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:20:26 EDT

In some circles, female ejaculation is viewed as the Loch Ness monster of sex acts: questionable in origin, rarely seen, and possibly faked. We, however, have never held that view — but then again, we've actually had personal experience with the phenomenon (and yes, it was fabulous). Given the wondrous nature of the girl squirt, we're somewhat surprised that it doesn't appear more often in porn. So at the request of reader AnnieGetYourFun, we've happily rounded up some of our favorite squirting stars to help address that situation. Even if you still think it's all a hoax ... well, at least it's a hot hoax, right?

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Madison (wannawatch.com)

Charley Chase (gallery.itsabigblackthing.com)

Sophie and Jada Fire (wannawatch.com)

Cheryl Dynasty (nsgalleries.com)

Luscious Lopez (galleries.adultelite.com)

Jandi Lynn (wannawatch.com)

Angela Stone (wannawatch.com)

Cytherea (club-cytherea.com)

Lyla Lei (freemeatwhores.com)

Squirting Carly (squirtingcarly.com)

*****

Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Cytheria: The Way She Squirted

Jonnobot — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 14:10:07 EDT

Seeing Cytheria in that recently released Jenna Jameson flick a few days ago made us nostalgic for the days when you could barely turn around in the porn scene without being hit by one of her trademark squirts. So it was great to come across this compilation video of some of her more memorable moments ... which lets us relive them again and again. Never let it be said we're anything less than sentimental around here. (orgasmatrix.com)

"Burn": Jenna Jameson Cranks Up The Heat One Last Time

DCypher — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:55:13 EDT

While certain tabloids were busy speculating about Jenna Jameson's alleged impregnation by Tito Ortiz last week, it only took Fleshbot operatives a single well-placed phone call to verify that although they're trying hard, there is as yet no bundle of joy on the horizon for the couple. (Yes, you read it here first.) Sad news, to be sure—but we've also used that same exclusive access to bring you these photos from Paul Thomas' "Burn", which was shot on a very hot 4th of July in downtown Los Angeles a few years ago and is just now being released due to processing and editing issues that have since been sufficiently resolved. It's sort of like discovering a hidden cache of rare jewels ... if by "rare jewels" you mean some of porn's most scintillating starlets who have since gone M.I.A.

The main star of "Burn" is, of course, La Jenna, who is featured here having actual sex with former hubby Justin Sterling along with a pile of her beautiful costars ... that is, when she's not getting spanked and flogged by them too. The film (and yes, did we mention that it was actually shot on film?) also stars new mom Taylor Rain getting the fucking of her young life from Evan Stone; the sorely missed Lauren Phoenix in a powerful pairing with Mr. Marcus; the fondly remembered Cytheria squirting up a storm; and a Sapphic interlude wherein Stephanie Swift and Fleshbot Crush Object Justine Joli lap away at Jenna’s famous privates.

Of course, there are a few porn insiders we know who have seen so many stills from this flick already that they've practically committed them to memory. But they're still pretty hot to us—and we hope they will be for you too. Sometimes it pays to get up close and personal with the stars—but sometimes it's nice just being a plain old starstruck fan too.

• Vivid (vivid.com)
• ClubJenna (clubjenna.com)
• Order: "Burn" (Adult DVD Empire)

Flesh Flicks: Natural Wonders Of The World

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:15:50 EDT

Have you ever been camping in Yellowstone National Park? As you may be aware, the place is filled with powerful geysers that shoot amazing amounts of steam and water high into the air. It really is a spectacular sight to behold, as this video footage of an actual eruption shows. You have to be patient while you wait for the natural fountain to release her contents into the open, but in the meantime there is plenty more panoramic scenery to enjoy. And when that spectacular gusher goes off though, you'll understand why it was worth the wait. (Note: You might want to grab towel before you hit play. Mother Nature can get awfully messy sometimes.)

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· "mega squirt at camping site" (RedTube)