Fleshbot: Sports

But What About The Ice Cheerleaders?

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:45:35 EDT

The NHL is trying to win back hockey fans and we can't think of a better way to do that than with Ice Girls—sexy babes on skates who clean up the ice during timeouts. There's no way this can't work. (yesbutnobutyes.com)

Forget table tennis. We've found a new sexy ...

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 10:40:41 EDT

Forget table tennis. We've found a new sexy sport to obsess over: bikini snowboarding! The temperature might have to drop somewhat before the fun begins, but these girls are somehow managing to keep us warm already. (stuff.co.nz)

Here's something to get you through those ...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 09:32:27 EDT

Here's something to get you through those long winter months—the naked women of curling, 2009 edition. If you'll excuse us, we have to go sweep something now. (canada.com + micalendardemo.com)

College Rivals Do Battle In Playboy Magazine

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:35:19 EDT

We've spent most of this week trying to hunt down an online version of the newest issue of Playboy, but so far so not-so-good: the powers have perfected the art of taking down anyone trying to post scans online and have managed to keep a pretty good lockdown on the whole thing. (Though the industrious should be able to find a way. We're just saying!) But why would we take such a keen interest in this particular volume of airbrushed voluptuosity? Because October is the traditional "Girls Of The (Insert College Athletic Conference Here)" issue, and this year the conference of choice is none other than the old stomping ground of some of your favorite Fleshbot editors, the Big Ten!

The issue is also stirring up a bit of controversy thanks to cover girl Kelly Carrington, who is a student at the University of Florida. Clever scholars will note that UF is not in the Big Ten, a problem that Ms. Carrington (not her real name!) attributes to superior SEC genes.

"There weren’t any girls from the Big Ten who were hot enough to be on the cover," she says.

This will not stand! Her football and basketball teams may have earned the right to talk a little smack on the playing field, but when it comes to the physical prowess of its co-eds, we'll put the Big Ten up against any conference in the land.

There was obviously some sort of lack of oversight on the part of Playboy's editors—or maybe there's a Gator-Hefner-NCAA conspiracy going on here? But we're certain that there are Big Ten women out there just as worthy of the centerfold. And we can prove it! Just as soon as we find some actual pictures from the magazine. (It's not like we're going to go outside and you know, buy it or anything. Feel free to leave us tips in the comments below.)

· UF student on cover of Playboy (gainesville.com)
· Playboy’s Girls of the Big 10: MSU’s Elle Stamos (metromix.com)
· Playboy No. 10 Octoboer 2008 (alltollz.com)
· Girls of the Big 10 (non-nude gallery @ playboyu.com)

Nippon Vagina Grappling: Getting Physical With "Hardcore Workout"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:15:05 EDT

If Murray Head said that Siam was gonna be the witness to the ultimate test of cerebral fitness, where does that leave Japan? Well, you might say that the Chocoball is in Japan's court: wrestler Chocoball Mukai, that is! If Richard Chamberlain was "Shogun"'s anjin-san, then the comely Japanese gym rats Mukai pillows can only be Olivia Newton John-jin-san. More sake, please.

"Hardcore Workout" features a rarity in Japanese porn: unmosaiced penetration. The ban on non-animated, non-tentacular penetration in Japan results in movies that tend to feature wide shots that are less clinical than their American counterparts. It has also caused a generation of Americans to believe that Japanese people don't have sex.

So the women featured in "Hardcore Workout" are the lesser-known and less shame-encumbered performers in the same way that Chocoball Mukai is known less as a wrestler than as a porn star with a ball-sac like candy.

These health-conscious women turn their morning Stairmaster routines into something that makes their ancestors frown, but at least it provides Stateside types a window into ... I guess it provides Stateside types a window into their vulvas. And that grips me more than would a muddy river or reclining Buddha.

· Third World Media (thirdworldxxx.com)
· Buy "Hardcore Workout" (gamelink.com)

1st And Ten, Do It Again

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 10:00:00 EDT

Taking your girlfriend up to the rocks overlooking the football stadium is an excellent ~~cheap~~ date, but just remember that if you can see into the stadium, everyone in the stadium can see you too. (YouTube, via Deadspin)

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Just days after being introduced to an adoring ...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:57:31 EDT

Just days after being introduced to an adoring nation and being thrust head first into the bright glare of the media spotlight, a young woman is being forced to step down due to an untimely pregnancy. Of course, we're speaking of recent Playboy model and tennis star Ashley Harkleroad, who had to drop out of the U.S. Open because of her bun-filled oven. Maybe Playboy needs to do a better job of vetting its cover models? (nypost.com)

The 19th Hole

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 10:40:00 EDT

As the summer draws to a close this weekend, we really only have one regret—we didn't play enough golf this year. Taking a nice stroll on beautiful grass fields and then whacking the shit out of them with a four iron is easily the best way to spend a Sunday afternoon, but what makes it even better is when you have great playing partners to putt around with. Obviously, we're no Tiger Woods or anything, but as long as he's on the sidelines with a bum knee, there's really no limit to how low we can score. We just know we'll get that hole-in-one someday!

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· Part I (Megarotic)

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· Part II (Megarotic)

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· Part III (Megarotic)

The Olympics might (finally) be over... but ...

Jonnobot — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:55:43 EDT

The Olympics might (finally) be over... but the memory of thousands of hot athletes fucking like bunnies in the Olympic Village lingers on. You'd think that with all that television coverage NBC would have at least recorded some of the action for the rest of us; in the meantime we'll be keeping our fingers crossed for a bootleg "Synchronized Swimmers Gone Wild!" video to turn up before 2012 rolls around. (timesonline.co.uk - thanks VH)

We think the Olympics would be a lot more ...

Jonnobot — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:55:09 EDT

We think the Olympics would be a lot more interesting if we saw more female sports fans showing their support like the ones in this gallery. That way, we'd be able to spend less time waiting for the (very) occasional nip slip on the playing field and more time ... er, watching the fans we guess. Still, it's all about the glory of international competition, right? (alrincon.com - thanks José)

To tell you the truth, we've never been all ...

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:40:55 EDT

To tell you the truth, we've never been all that into table tennis. (What can we say? We like bigger balls.) But if the International Table Tennis Foundation makes good on their promise to sexy up the uniforms, we might be able to bring ourselves to watch. Think this means there'll be some in-game nip slips too? It's all for the good of the sport, right? (sports.yahoo.com - thanks AJ; thumbnail via 1pantyhose.com via Ask Jolene)

Funny, but we don't seem to remember this ...

Jonnobot — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:25:17 EDT

Funny, but we don't seem to remember this all-naked Japanese girl swimming competition during the Olympics this week; maybe it was one of those things that NBC decided to broadcast in the wee hours after we'd gone to bed, along with stuff like trampoline and women's crossbow. We are totally going to have to remember to set our TiVos more carefully when 2012 rolls around. (video @ pornhost.com, via Your Dirty Mind)

Slate addresses the curious question of why ...

Jonnobot — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:10:27 EDT

Slate addresses the curious question of why beach volleyball players are always slapping each other on the ass and concludes that it has something to do with every sport having "its own superstitious tics, preening behavior, and weird bits of incidental ceremony". And here we were thinking that it was simply because a lot of beach volleyball players have really nice asses, which just goes to show how little we really know about beach volleyball. (But not nice asses. We do know our nice asses.) (slate.com)

The New York Times finally picks up what ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:40:32 EDT

The New York Times finally picks up what we're putting down and wonders why people are so impressed with the bodies of Olympic athletes—and naturally includes a slide show of the bodies of Olympic athletes. Did they really think people tune in for the glory of amateur competition or something? (nytimes.com)

German Olympians Join The Parade Of Naked Athletes

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:20:46 EDT

Our Beijing bureau has been working around the clock to make sure that you stay up-to-date on all the latest Olympic news—specifically, which athletes have taken their clothes off for a photo. Our Chinese spies could find no information about any sporting events or medal winners—some guy won a swim race, maybe?—but they do tell us that the latest German edition of Playboy will have four different collectors covers starring four female athletes currently competing at the Olympics. They are sailor Petra Niemann, canoeist Nicole Reinhardt, judoka Romy Tarangul, and Katharina Scholz, a field hockey star (pictured above) who worries that her fortuitously-timed cover might distract people from all the field hockey, which doesn't really seem possible. Check out her fellow countrywomen below and keep dreaming about all that gold jewelry.

· Olympic Athletes in German Playboy (playboy.de; more photos @ bild.de)
· "Germany's Scholz fears Playboy cover will cloud campaign" (reuters.com)
· Full German Photo Spread (lessclothes.com)

Previously: Faster, Higher, Naked-er: 21 Nude Olympic Athletes, Faster, Higher, Sexier: 20 Hot Summer Olympic Athletes, Nude Olympian Overcomes Her Handicap (Of Being Nude)

The New York Jets will have none of the halftime ...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:00:00 EDT

The New York Jets will have none of the halftime boobie flashing shenanigans that plagued their stadium last year. That's why they hired Jenn Sterger—a girl whose only claim to fame is shaking her own stuff at Florida State football games—to be their new "gameday host". Yes, from now on, all leering must be done through proper team channels, thank you very much. (nj.com + newyorkjets.com + Deadspin; Jenn's Playboy pics are @ 121s.com.)

Put Me In, Coach: "Bad News Bitches 3"

Gram Ponante — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:50:08 EDT

What better time to celebrate America's pastime than with American pornography, especially with this summer's Olympic games probably being the last for baseball? "Bad News Bitches 3" hearkens back to rambling, Cormanesque T&A movies like the original "Debbie Does Dallas" in its misguided attention to a plot when people like Penny Flame, Amber Rayne, and Rachel Roxxx running around in baseball jerseys and short shorts will do.

That our crack Photoshop team had to graft a baseball onto someone's peen will probably give you an idea of how much baseball is in this movie.

The Bad News Bitches must thwart the machinations of the thwarted rival of episodes 1 and 2 by any means necessary. As you can imagine, not much baseball is played throughout the movie, and there are no Belladonna-style scenes of unconventional bat placement, but older porn fans might appreciate this movie's similarity to the plot-heavy, good v. evil porn flicks of yore, just with more implants and less hair.

Admirable attention to detail includes "Bad News Bitches" t-shirts as well as location filming at an actual baseball diamond and aerial shots of Dodger Stadium.

· Pink Kitty Video (xxxjuicy.com)
· Buy "Bad News Bitches 3" (gamelink.com)

Then again, no matter how bad the economy ...

Jonnobot — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:45:24 EDT

Then again, no matter how bad the economy gets ... we'll always have water polo. Isn't it nice to know that there are some things you can count on even in these uncertain times? (Click thumbnail for photo, via nsfwpoa.com)

Let The Games Go On Forever: More Sporty Sexy Girls

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:55:19 EDT

With the Olympics in full gear, our thoughts are (still) on the sexiness of all things sports-related this week. And after our various salutes to sexy Olympians, it's time to turn our attention to some sexy athletes who won't be competing in Beijing ... or anywhere else for that matter, except for maybe the AVN Awards. We're sure that FalconryOfTheEroticVariety isn't the only one with a thing for sporty gals and female jocks—but make sure you thank him since it was his request that made this roundup happen. Whether or not it will also lead to things like topless soccer, naked golfing, and hot girl-on-girl bowling action being officially sanctioned events in London 2012 remains to be seen.

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Luna (lunascam.com)

Fan Lin (midnightasian.com)

Brooke Banner (gallery.brookeskye.com)

Tara Ryan (picgalleries.tararyan.com)

Molly and Kim (gallys.realitykings.com)

Rachel Starr (naughtyathleticspage.com)

Mikayla (titilicious.com)

Nicole Graves (shapcash.com)

Akemi (gals.sextronix.com)

Michaela and Eufrat (teendreams.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Leryn Franco Shows Why Hot Olympians Make Us Sweat

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 11:45:08 EDT

We've obviously got a serious case of Olympic fever around here, which is why we regret not being able to fit every single Olympic hottie into the athletic supporting galleries we've been featuring lately: we simply wouldn't have time to post about anything else. Good thing the games will still be going on for a few more weeks, so we'll keep doing our best to introduce you to even more gold medal babes as we find them. Today, for example, we'd like you to meet Leryn Franco, a javelin hurler from Paraguay who pays for her training with a second career as a bikini model. Which isn't as crazy as it sounds: after all, flexible hours and good pay—plus a strong incentive to stay in shape—make modeling the perfect day job to help pay for all that training. And while you're waiting for your next track and field meet, you might as well make your incredibly hot body useful in the meantime.

· Leryn Franco Calendar (pbase.com)
· "Buff and in the buff" (azcentral.com)

What An Ass

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:28:00 EDT

Our Commander-in-Chief and President of the United States of America George W. Bush really seems to be enjoying the Olympics. Who knew that we would have so much in common? (thestar.com; more photos @ yahoo.com)

Sex Blog Roundup: Olympic Sized Sex

Jonnobot — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:00:21 EDT

Like the Olympics, sex can have a lot of exciting twists. And like sex, the Olympics reward physical endurance—only the Olympics does it with medals, not cumshots. With the games starting tonight, it’s hard not to make wink-wink jokes about beach volleyball players’ ass-pats, Michael Phelps’ um, muscles, and how it must feel to be a balance beam when one of those gymnasts straddles you. And while we think it would also be nice if medals existed for cunnilingus and footjobs, we’re content with ogling the pure specimens of athleticism on our plasma screens while performing the above mentioned acts in the comfort of our own bedroom stadiums ... and while reading about them in today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene.

Join Madeline Glass in our own Olympic Village after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Madeline Glass

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Preview of what is about to “cum”

Feeling his energy, desire and passion for her. Suddenly her cries give it away and she starts to climax and then it HITS her..oh my fucking god..an ORGASM.

- Want You To Want Me

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Her Spinning Fingers

Your clit amazes me. It's round, like a pebble, and I love feeling it between my lips as I suck on it slowly, gently. I love the scent of your skin, the warmth of you as I taste you. And I really miss feeling you against me as I start to take you, slide the tip of my cock into you. I love to fuck you, babe."

"Tell me that again," she asked. She was breathless. She had started to jill herself.

- Urban Roguery

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Forced Shave

I took my time shaving her, enjoying it. I was sure to get her completely smooth, and if that meant I had to run my hands all over her pussy repeatedly so much the better. When I finally got done I used a wash cloth to clean off any stray bits of shaving cream. I then did a final check with my tongue, licking across her labia and up around her slit. She started struggling again now that the razor was out of the picture, but there was nothing she could do as I ran my tongue all over her pussy, inside and out.

- Sex.Life.Blog

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All in the SERVING?

I then used a phrase that he often uses on me:
Ten or twenty?
He groaned and replied:
Fifty.
I’ll smack, you count.

-Sulpicia past/future

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The Best Part of Waking Up

Pianti still slept but was beginning to stir. The blanket slipped away from her, so I began rubbing her back, thighs and butt. I had no ulterior motives, just feeling a little skin hungry. When Pianti got up, I thought she was starting her day but she surprised me by getting back into bed sans panties and rolling into me.

- Wanton Maleness

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Whenever We’re Apart

I can't wait another second, and I pull away abruptly. You make a noise of protest, but by then my lips are wrapped around you, sliding to the base of your cock, and for a moment, you look like a man in pain.

- Thursday’s Child

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Playing With Old Friends V

I saw her slowly and carefully manuever the head to her opening, posing still as she became accustomed to the huge head entering her, his hands reaching forward to her waist on either side. He leaned back just a bit for balance, and began to pull her down on his cock, her eyes opening wider still, her breath escaping from her mouth along with a wordless moan which continued on and on until she reached the base.

- Swordfish Suite

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Thumbnail: Annie Cruz' Squirting Olympics (TGP/preview gallery @ fuckingmachines.com, via Ask Jolene)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

Faster, Higher, Naked-er: 21 Nude Olympic Athletes

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:15:00 EDT

Did you know that the athletes at the ancient Olympic Games competed in the nude? Of course there were also no babes allowed back then—so although we have progressed in some ways, don't you think that the 29th Olympiad would be more exciting if they brought back a few traditions? Fortunately, there have been plenty of combatants throughout the years who have defied modern convention and its unitards so that sports fans might marvel at the perfection of the human form. And you didn't think we forgot about those other paragons of sport, did you? After all, following tradition is what the Olympic spirit is all about.

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Previously: Faster, Higher, Sexier: 20 Hot Summer Olympic Athletes, More Olympics coverage @ olympics.deadspin.com

Faster, Higher, Sexier: 20 Hot Summer Olympic Athletes

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:00:00 EDT

Tomorrow is the opening ceremonies of the Beijing Olympics, where the world's greatest athletes will gather to compete in contests of legendary skill and strength and compare the definition of their ab muscles. For sports fans—and fans of tight and toned bodies—it's also a great opportunity for sight seeing. We recommend the swimming or beach volleyball venues, since they tend to have the fittest girls and the skimpiest outfits. However, there are beautiful babes in every sport and discipline so to celebrate the lighting of the torch we offer this gallery of smoking hot Summer Olympic athletes past and present. Let the Games begin!

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What the world needs at this point in the ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:45:37 EDT

What the world needs at this point in the summer is more beach volleyball babes! Good thing there's a whole buttload of them on the internet, so we should be able to keep a healthy supply around at least through Labor Day. (icanhashappy.blogspot.com + voyeurweb.com)

She Shoots, She Scores!

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 16:55:46 EDT

We've never really thought of hockey as a sexy sport, even if the hockey players at our school always did get the hottest chicks. All that bulky equipment leaves everything to the imagination—and anyone who's been hit by a 90-mph slap shot will tell you that you should never take off your protective cup for any reason. Still, all that ice does give couples an excuse to huddle together for warmth. And there are few things more exciting in sports than watching a talented puck handler slice through the defense and stick one in the goalie's five hole. No wonder Canadians spend so much time on those frozen ponds.

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· "Hockey game" (Megarotic)

Play Ball: Top Ten Female Athletes In Playboy

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:45:35 EDT

Athletes are, by definition, very fit individuals and fit individuals are, by the definition of British slang, extremely hot. So that's why Playboy has such a good track record when it comes to getting athletes to take their uniforms off for the magazine. Tennis babe Ashley Harkleroad is just the latest in a distinguished line of female athletes to pose naked on their pages and this list rounds up 10 of the best. Actually, it's only ten if you consider pro wrestling chicks to be "athletes." For the benefit of this post—and the benefit of us not getting hit in the head with a steel folding chair—we'll agree that they are.

· "Top 10 Female Athletes Who Posed For Playboy" (uber.com)

Showjumping is a stuffy elitist sport that ...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:44:00 EDT

Showjumping is a stuffy elitist sport that only appeals to rich bluebloods who grew up on pony farms and like to wear funny hats. So how do you change that image and get young people interested in the sport? How about leggy blonde equestrian sisters posing for pictures in their underwear? Hey, it can't hurt! (dailymail.co.uk, via sportsbybrooks.com)

Did you ever wonder how the Los Angeles ...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:05:41 EDT

Did you ever wonder how the Los Angeles Lakers find a dozen or so spectacularly hot girls who like to dance around on a basketball court in revealing outfits? Thanks to this comprehensive photo gallery of the Laker Girl tryouts, yo uneed wonder no more. Never have so many sports bras done so much to make this world a better place. (latimes.com)

Ashley Harkleroad's A Forehand Winner In Playboy

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:44:24 EDT

As we told you weeks ago, tennis star Ashley Harkleroad has posed for Playboy without her white skirt or her white top or her white panties. Leaving nothing to the imagination was a trick that ~~pervs~~ tennis fans had hoped would fall on the the shoulders of Anna Kournikova, but it turns out that Ashley is the first one to take on the challenge on behalf of the ladies' pro tour. She's inside and on the cover of Playboy's August issue, which may or may not be on your local newsstand now. Not like anyone uses newsstands anymore ...

· Ashley in Playboy!?! (tennisforum.com, via Deadspin)

Recognizing that legal prostitution makes ...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:25:53 EDT

Recognizing that legal prostitution makes sex workers safer from violence, rape and STDs, South Africa has decided to lift the ban on the sex industry in their country ... but only for one month, during the 2010 World Cup. Don't worry, after all the ~~hooligans~~ tourists are gone they'll go right back to making it dangerous and illegal. (bbc.co.uk, via Deadspin)

Nereida Gallardo Is Back In Action

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:00:00 EDT

You don't have to be a WAG to win over the hearts (and other parts) of the Fleshbot crew. We like former WAGs, too! Nereida Gallardo and superstar footballer Cristiano Ronaldo are a couple no more, but she's dealing with the break up nicely by hitting the beach and, if we do say so ourselves, looking as lovely as ever. Nereida, if you need a shoulder to cry on—or maybe a nice massage?—during this troubling time, we're right here for you. Who needs some stupid rich, world-famous athletic dude anyway? (Gallery below.)

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· The Queen of WAGs: A Chronological Look At Nereida Gallardo's Reign (machochip.com)

The Never Ending Beach Volleyball Summer: Grab The Excitement! (And Maybe An Ass Or Two)

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:10:11 EDT

Speaking of the Wide World of Exotic Oceanside Sports ... it's beach volleyball season! You know, that time of year when insanely toned athletic babes put on insanely small bikinis in order to dig and spike for your amusement? Sadly, great swaths of our country are landlocked, making these areas underserved when it comes to sexy sand-based sports. There is help for these folks, however, in the form of a web gallery we stumbled across filled close-up shots of the best asses on the pro beach volleyball tour. Think of it as a CARE package for the tight and sand-covered butt deprived.

· The Ass-entials of Beach Volleyball (coedmagazine.com)

Meet Boston's MVS (Most Valuable Stripper)

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:23:19 EDT

A former in stripper in Boston claims that she single-handedly changed the face of baseball history—by boning (married) New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez in his hotel room during the 2004 American League Championship Series, thus causing his team to collapse in a historically unprecedented fashion against their arch nemesis Boston Red Sox, allowing that city to claim its first World Series title in 86 years (which they have not shut up about since.) She's like Shoeless Joe Jackson, but we guess that instead of shoes, she just takes off her bra. (bostonhearld.com, via Deadspin)

Serbian Bond Girl tennis babe Ana Ivanovic ...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:55:24 EDT

Serbian ~~Bond Girl~~ tennis babe Ana Ivanovic may not have won anything at Wimbledon this year, but she's still the No. 1 player in the world and the No. 1 female tennis player currently featured in her swimsuit in FHM magazine. And isn't that what's really important? (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

We already had a suspicion that soccer was ...

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:05:58 EDT

We already had a suspicion that soccer was kind of sexy—and after taking yet another look at yet another collection of wives and girlfriends of world soccer players (or WAGs, as we hear the kids are caling them these days), we're pretty much convinced it may be the sexiest sport ever. After all, you never see features like this starring wives of famous curlers or Olympic tobogganists, do you? 'Nuff said. (coedmagazine.com)

Did you attend the Barcelona International ...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 09:20:00 EDT

Did you attend the Barcelona International Erotic Film Festival this weekend? Well, you were probably the only one, because the entire population of Spain was too busy watching their soccer team win the European Championships. (Or maybe people were just lost, because it was actually in Madrid?) (metro.co.uk)

Wimbledon 2008: A Fortnight Of Babes On Grass

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:01:19 EDT

Yesterday, was Day One of the All-England Lawn Tennis Championships. You know what that means? Hot, sweaty athletes in low tops, high skirts and lots of loud, passionate grunting. Plus, there's always the possibility that a spirited match will turn into a water bottle fight, which could make the tournament's long-standing "white outfit only" policy finally pay off. The Wimbledon courts are much more prim and proper than your average sporting event, but that just makes the upskirt shots that much more tantalizing. A photo roundup of the hottest ladies action is below, but we'll keep on the proceedings for the next two weeks. Or an eye on the competitors, at least.

Previously: Wimbledon 2007: The All-England Upskirt Challenge

In the biggest soccer match of the week, ...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:44:31 EDT

In the biggest soccer match of the week, Austria beat Germany 10-5. No, not the important Euro 2008 match today. We're talking about the gripping contest between the nations' topless women's soccer teams. The only downside was that the traditional post-match jersey exchange was canceled. (smh.com.au)

Flesh Flicks: Follow The Bouncing ... You Know

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:20:00 EDT

Unless you're an eccentric Russian billionaire or show-offy interweb mogul, you're probably never going into outer space, which means you will never get to experience the thrills of zero-gravity boning. So what's a horny earthbound sex hound to do? We suggest investing in a backyard trampoline! No, it's the not same thing as floating through air for hours on end, and there's always a danger that something unpleasant will get caught in the springs. But if you bounce high and/or hard enough you do get to experience a couple seconds of what feels like weightlessness. And you don't have to worry about those bulky spacesuits making your ass look huge on the home video.

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· "Trampoline Sex" (Megarotic)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archive