Fleshbot: spoofs

New Sensations Makes Porn Spoof Of "The Office," Time Space Continuum Collapses

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 17:00:01 EST

Those porno parodies seemed awesome when we were all laughterbating our way through sexed up versions of campy classics from childhood, right? Well, how do you feel about a porn spoof of "The Office"?

We'll tell you how we feel: awful. It's too soon, people! Too soon. How are we supposed to stay engaged in new episodes from the real "Office" while visions of Ashlynn Brooke and Alexis Texas getting pounded by James Deen waft through our heads? Porn spoofs are supposed to lovingly remind us of our favorite TV moments from childhood, while simultaneously eliciting orgasmic release. They're not supposed to sex up our current favorite shows and confuse the living daylights out of us!

We're officially boycotting this as-of-yet-unnamed porn "Office." Well, unless Ashlynn Brooke and Alexis Texas get naked in it.
· On the Set: New Sensations Parodies 'The Office' (avn.com)

"Twilight" Movie Inspires "Twilight" Porn

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 16:30:10 EST

Romantic vampire film "Twilight" has been out less than three weeks, and already its inspired a porn spoof. Brought to you by the people behind the non-Hustler Sarah Palin porno, "Twilight of Virginity" proves that vampires can still be sexy even when Anna Paquin's breasts aren't involved. (xesenta.com)

Sneak Peek: "Bree's Big Screw Review"

DCypher — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:00:00 EST

While the rest of the industry has gone parody silly, knocking off everything from our childhood sitcom viewing so far except "Three's Company" [Ed. Nope, they did that one too!], DCypher (that's me) thought it would be funny to spoof spoofs, with a porn poking fun of "At The Movies." You have to admit that Adam & Eve contract darling Bree Olson and redophile heartthrob Faye Reagan are much sexier to watch than Ebert & Roeper, right?

Referencing puerile classics like "Raging Balls," "The Wizard of Cunt," "Live Free & Fuck Hard," "Fucks With Wolves," "Diddler on the Roof," "One Fucked Over the Cuckold's Nest," "Midnight Cowgirl," "Schindler's Fist," and the Japanese tentacle porn themed musical "The Sound of Hard Fucking," the girls eventually review spoof scenes crafted around such pornified titles as "Hairy Pussy & the Sorcerer's Bone," "E.T.: The Extra Testicle," "Spiderpussy," and "A Cock In Lips Now" before turning on each other in a juicy display of sapphic authenticity assured to curl toes and melt your new high definition screen.

What kind of antics does the movie include? Well, for starters, Bree's especially entertaining as a military assassin sent to the jungles of Southeast Asia to liquidate Col. Dick Hurtz, played convincingly enough by the muscle bound stud Tommy Gunn. In the process of trying to fuck each other within an inch of their beautiful lives, they nearly demolish the set (accidents will happen!). Madison Scott plays a particularly emotionally unbalanced super heroine in "Spiderpussy," unleashing a hauntingly ferocious sexual performance on Evan Stone. Fleshbot Crush Object Shawna Lenee beefs up her international relations credentials (pun well intended) with Latin born Marco, and manages to tackle thorny national security issues at the same time—with her tiny, wet, pink butterfly! (Lou Dobbs would be impressed!) And last but not least, Dane Cross apes a popular bespectacled young wizard whose brainy gal pal turns out to be a pussy hair's breadth shy of a full blown sex addict behind closed doors. Baby faced newcummer Jewel Styles plays Horny Whoremoine, ever inventing new perils for her beau to conquer in the quest for harder kink.

"Bree's Big Screw Review" is set to release through Adam & Eve in 2009, but you can sneak a peek with us right now by checking out these behind the scenes photos we snapped just for you. Keep your fingers crossed for another episode!

The Porn Parody Machine Marches On

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 11:30:10 EST

Fueled by the success of such films as "Not The Bradys XXX" (one and two!), "Not Bewitched XXX," "This Ain't The Munsters XXX," and all the rest of of them, the porn parody machine continues to march on. In addition to the recently announced "Dirty Facts of Life" and "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX," we'll also be seeing "Not Married With Children XXX" and "Not The Cosby Show XXX," which at least has the redeeming factor of giving work to black porn actors who aren't Jada Fire and Mr. Marcus.

Battle Of The "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" Porn Spoofs

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 13:30:10 EST

Does the world have room for, not one, but two "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" porn spoofs? Just thinking about the possibility makes our head spin—but we may have no choice but to live through it (and its no doubt earth shattering consequences).

First we had "Getting It Up With The KardASSians", a DVD from Venom starring Audrey Bitoni and Nikki Benz. But if an idea is worth doing once, it's worth doing again and again, until it's beaten, bloody, and lifeless, right? Enter Hustler's "Keeping It Up With The Kard-ASS-ians," which—aside from its only vaguely different title and, we assume, plot—differentiates itself from Venom's release by casting Veronica Rayne, Dylan Ryder, Jackie Daniels, Nicki Hunter and Mr. Marcus.

As you process this overwhelming occurrence, we'll leave you with some behind-the-scenes thoughts from Veronica Rayne (clip above).

· Behind The Scenes At "Keeping It Up With The Kard-ASS-ians" (xfanz.com)

The Second Time's A Charm: "Not The Bradys: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:30:10 EST

Now that the market is glutted with "Not The" and "This Ain't" XXX titles rehashing our favorite sitcoms as honest-to-goodness porns, it can be hard to remember that it wasn't always this way—that there was, in fact, a very first "Not The" porn, one that changed the way we think of hardcore parodies. Yes, just over a year ago, "Not The Bradys XXX" descended on the porniverse, changing the face of porn parody forever. Now, that epic porn has spawned a sequel: "Not The Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" But does "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" have the charms of its predecessor?

Despite some casting changes (most notably, Teagan Presley replacing Hillary Scott as Marcia), "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" manages to hold on to much of what made the first "Not The Bradys" work so well: it is, quite literally, like watching an episode of "The Brady Bunch," only with a whole lot of sex. Campy humor and silly puns abound, the kids get into various scrapes, Marcia idolizes a rock star, and the whole family comes together to sing in a contest. Oh, and there are many, many sex scenes, almost all of which manage to be tied into the "plot," if somewhat tenuously.

Attentive Fleshbot readers may remember that, back in July, Teagan Presley retired from boy-girl hardcore scenes. "Not The Bradys XXX:" was shot mere months before that announcement, making it among Teagan's last boy-girl scenes. So there you have it: not only is this good porn, it's also a significant piece of pornorabilia. Like you need more reason to buy it?

· Not The Bradys XXX (bradysxxx.com)

"Entertainment Tonight" Continues To Probe The World Of Porn

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 13:00:00 EST

Last night on "Porntertainment Tonight"—er, sorry, "Entertainment Tonight"—the team took a look, hard look at "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX." Porn spoofs! So cutting edge! Frankly, we're torn between wanting to mock ET for its recent infatuation with porn... and kinda being excited that a mainstream TV show is spending so much time talking about porn. Think they'll have us on as a guest expert?

"Entertainment Tonight" Discovers Porn Spoofs

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 14:30:00 EST

Did "Entertainment Tonight" just recently discover porn or something? Last week they profiled Lisa Ann and her starmaking turn in "Who's Nailin' Paylin?", this week they're on to the girls of "The Dirty Facts of Life." We're all for seeing pornstars get prime time attention—but what's with ET's newfound love of porn? Clip above.

You will no doubt be hearing more than you...

Jonnobot — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:40:49 EDT

You will no doubt be hearing more than you ever wanted to know about Hustler's upcoming "This Ain't The Munsters XXX" in the few short weeks before the DVD is released at the end of September (that is, if you haven't heard more than you wanted to know already)—so you may as well just suck it up and bookmark the official site now. Resistance is futile. (Especially when it comes to watching Roxy Deville in a fright wig.) (aintthemunsters.com, via AVN)

"Get Smartass" Brings Back The Boob Tube (At Least) Once More

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:20:15 EDT

As we've noted before, no one finds a good gimmick and drives it until the wheels rust off quite like certain folks in the porn industry. The flavor of the last year or so is obviously the classic TV sitcom spoof, which finds at least two more incarnations coming your way: Ryder Skye and Penny Flame will soon attempt to settle mankind's most enduring mystery (Ginger or Mary Ann?) in "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX," which starts shooting this week—but not before Hustler wraps up "Get Smartass," wherein our brave hero Maxwell Smartass and his busty, er ... trusty sidekick Agent 69 (of course) do battle with the forces of evil. Too bad the latter production wasn't ready in time to beat mainstream Hollywood's "Get Smart" remake to the punch. Maybe when it comes to combing back issues of TV Guide for script ideas, the Porn Valley gang still has a long way to go. (Watch the "Get Smartass" trailer after the jump.)

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· Hustler Wraps 'Get Smartass,' Rolls 'Gilligan' Parody (avn.com)

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Previously: Top Ten TV Sitcom Porn Spoofs We'd Like To See

It's so obvious that we can't believe we...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:20:00 EDT

It's so obvious that we can't believe we didn't include it in our list of potential TV show porn spoofs—but it doesn't matter anyway because "The Partridge Family" is already taken as a porn movie concept. Don't worry, though—every television show that has ever aired will eventually get the XXX treatment, so your favorite will show up sooner or later. (Though we still have dibs on "Porkin' Mindy".) (avn.com)

Top Ten TV Sitcom Porn Spoofs We'd Like To See

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:00:00 EDT

According to its own press releases, X-Play's recent "Brady Bunch" porn parody "Not The Bradys XXX" is pretty much the most successful porn idea of all time. It's already spawned its own sequel—"Not Bewitched XXX" which comes out in September—and there's even been talk of knockoffs of "The Munsters" and (heaven, forbid) "Mr. Rogers Neighborhood." Also, even though "Bewitched" has yet to hit shelves, the word has just come down that X-Play now has two more spinoffs in the works—XXX versions of "The Love Boat" and "Three's Company." Both rather inspired choices, if you ask us, since to our impressionable young eyes those shows practically were porn anyway.

However, if making hardcore versions of classic TV sitcoms is going to be the hottest new genre in adult entertainment, then we want in on the action. We picked out the ten greatest shows from days gone by that we would like to see turned into a XXX feature. We've even provided a brief description of how we think it could go down, and we're giving you, the reader, a chance to vote on the one you'd like to see made first. If any producers out there want to run with these ideas, feel free to contact our agent to discuss our script supervisor fees.

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· X-Play Announces 'Three's Company,' 'Love Boat' Parodies (avn.com)
· 'Route 66' TV Show Owner Suing Penthouse Over 'Route 66' Video (xbiz.com)

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Previously: DVD Review: "Not The Bradys XXX", Preview: Teagan Presley In "Not Bewitched XXX"