Sexploitaiton Clip Of The Week: "Come Play With Me"

Rich Guy Likes Fast Cars And Fast Women Who Like To Spank Nazis

Some men know just what a woman wants. Visiting the men's lounge as we tour the finest sex writing on the web, we encounter the suave, the sophisticated and (inevitably) the cads. Sit back as they pour the wine and woo you with soft words, gently removing each article of clothing. Heat up as they seduce you in elevators, kiss you in public and chase after your orgasms. Just beware of the hairbrush spankings and don't put anything past them or you may even find that your boyfriend cheats on you ... by fucking your brother.

Pass the cologne with Jefferson after the jump.

Sex Blog Roundup: Business As Usual (Or Not)

Sure, hooking up with a brand new partner can be fun ... but there's something nice about being with someone you've hooked up with a couple of dozen times before too. In today's roundup of some of our favorite bloggers from the sex blog scene, our writers look at experiences between partners who are so comfortable together that they can ask for exactly what they need, whether that's an extra hard spanking or an extra long elevator ride. Need an really attentive blow job or a particularly stimulating sexual position? Better choose an lover who knows you well. Someone like that might even bring the requested glass of water ... and a little something extra.

Get to know AlwaysArousedGirl all over again for the first time after the jump.

No matter how well-behaved a person might typically be, every now and then he or she will benefit from a little, uh ... loving correction, shall we say? It could be that their infractions are so mild that the stern application of a dildo will set them back on the right path. For mid-level offenders, a firm spanking or some enforced orgasms will do the trick. But for that chronic offender, nothing short of a public flogging—administered by a reproachful stranger, no less!—will correct their wicked behavior. Those are the toughest cases, and perhaps no amount of large-caliber weaponry will force them to straighten up and fly right.

Assume the position with Always Aroused Girl after the jump.

Making Friends With "Spanking Buddies"

Sex bloggers are all about the words, and the ones whose words you'll find in today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene this week most certainly have a way with them. They know how the right word at the right time can stiffen flesh, dampen panties and generally tie the body's biggest sex organ into knots. Read the words that make pussies purr, bring jungle fantasies to life or even save a blogger's too-old, too-naked boyfriend from the righteous wrath of a mother. Be careful though; if you don't choose your words wisely, you might end up with homework ... or a spanking.

Put on your reading glasses and follow along with Always Aroused Girl after the jump.

As we prepare to drink ourselves silly, get into all sorts of embarassing sexual situations, and nurse our party-wrecked bodies back to some semblance of alcohol-free health by next weekend (when we start the whole process all over again), let's see what kind of trouble our favorite bloggers have been up to this holiday week. The writers in today's roundup of some of the best sex writing we've come across lately certainly sent 2007 out with a bang ... starting with one who found a unique use for her partner's firearm. Another popped his boy-boy cherry with a sweet little MMF; others partied hard with vulgar hand gestures, wooden spoons and even (gasp!) their own family members.

Start your countdowns with Always Aroused Girl after the jump.

OK, we'll admit it, in case we haven't been clear enough already: We really don't get into the whole naked chick in a Santa hat thing. Naughty nurses we can understand, and we've even been known to drool over a sexy schoolgirl or two as far as amateur-grade cosplay is concerned. But to us, there is nothing intrinsically erotic about a cheap red felt hat trimmed with cheesy fake fur — and with all respect to our gay bear brethren, the throught of a naked Santa getting it on with his elves doesn't really deck our halls either. (And to tell you the truth, we're still a little bitter about the lack of decent Hannukah-themed smut out there. Why must life be so unfair?)

If we ever had to choose just one sexy accessory to take with us to a deserted island, there's no doubt what it would be: we would take panties. After all, the right pair makes every ass look sexier—and who knows who we might be running into on that desert island anyway? In today's pantilicious roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene, we encounter lots of cute underthings getting pulled up, pulled down and pulled off. (Or not, because sometimes leaving them half on can be twice as much fun.)

Don't get your own panties in a bunch: just follow along with Always Aroused Girl after the jump.

Maybe it's no wonder that the bed is so frequently the center of our sexual activities. It's cozy, private, and conveniently bouncy. (And who doesn't love the bouncy?) Today's selection of some of our favorite writing from the sex blog scene features those folks who do it in the usual places ... but not in the usual ways. They use their beds for all kinds of creative fun, from soulful couplings to wrapping up their partners like last night's leftovers to some decidedly painful pleasures.

Change into something comfortable and slip under the sheets with Always Aroused Girl after the jump.

The days grow shorter and the nights get longer as we wade deeper into the fall season in today's roundup of some our our favorite sex writing on the interweb this week. While most people might equate longer nights with more time for sleep, we horny folk think of one thing and one thing only: more time for sex. More time for chilly breezes to excite naked flesh. More time for hot kisses to warm up cool bodies. More time to delve under layers of clothing to find tantalizing rewards. (OK, that's more than one thing. 'Tis the season, after all.)

Grab a hot mug of cider and a warm blanket with Always Aroused Girl after the jump

Every now and then it happens that we want it harder, faster, deeper, rougher, dirtier. Where do those longings come from? Is it be the weather? The phase of the moon? The controlling party in the Senate? We stopped asking ourselves those questions long ago, and now we just roll with the punches (or with the spanks, as it were). Intense sensation is the name of the game for the bloggers in today's roundup of some of our favorite recent sex writing on the web ... and if said sensation happens to leave a bruise or two, who cares?

Come get your spank on with Always Aroused Girl after the jump.