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Even with the subtitles, we're having a hard time figuring out why exactly Penelope Cruz and her sister start making out with each other at around the four minute and twenty second mark in the video for their brother's new single. (Unless they're trying to tell us that dubbing porn films into Spanish for a living is the sort of thing that automatically leads to incest ... but you'll have to sit through the other four minutes and nineteen seconds of the video to figure that out for yourself.)

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Porn Of The Moment: Mi Culo, Su Culo

Even as we rejoice that a word like w00t can come into its own, we are saddened that there is no word for "azz" in Spanish. Hence the need for translation of John E. Depth's latest buttockulous title "Que Culo Grande!"

"I fought with the studio to give the audience credit to figure out the Espanol by themselves," director/star Depth did not say when we didn't interview him, "but they decided to do the safe thing. At least Fleshbot readers know a big ass when they see one."

· Juicy Entertainment (xxxjuicy.com)
· Buy "Que Culo Grande (What a Big Ass)" (gamelink.com)

Previously: Porn Of The Moment Archive

11:35 AM on Fri Dec 14 2007
By Gram Ponante
2,977 views, 4 comments

photography

Deep Inside Nena Blue

Speaking of press releases this morning, we seem to have missed the one telling us about the newish erotic photography emporium Nena Blue (no relation to Violet, as far as we know), which has been popping up on several of our favorite blogs and other places we go to scope out sexy content this week. And with good reason, too: the subscription-based site (with a generous free preview area) showcases erotic work by dozens of photographers from all over the world, with a particular emphasis on the surreal, the baroque, and the symbolic. So what if some of their English language content is imperfectly translated, or if their blog isn't translated at all, or if some of their pages don't display properly in Safari (though other browsers seem to work fine)? With a collection of photos this hot to sift through, it's not like we'd be paying much attention to the text or layout anyway.

· Nena Blue (preview galleries @ nenablue.com, via lovechess.nl, Fluffy Lychees, et al.)
· Thumbnail by jean Paul Four

10:19 AM on Wed Jul 18 2007
By Fleshbot
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Argentinian hottie Rocio Guirao Diaz doesn't exactly have a name that slips off the tongue, but we're sure you'll have no problems remembering who she is after seeing these photos of her in the new issue of Spanish-language lad mag Gente. As well as wishing she was slipping off your tounge. (dailypoa.com)

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Fetichismo.tv: Because Masuimi Max Is Hot In Any Language

If we spun off all the fetish-flavored and altporn posts on Fleshbot and transported them to a Spanish-language universe, the result might look a lot like Fetichismo.tv, a blog which proudly features "material de temática sexual" by way of all the categories we've come to know and love: fetish, BDSM, latex, pinups, burlesque and sexy videos. There are a lot of familiar faces and boobs and tattoos on display here, especially since many of our homegrown alt stars seem to have garnered quite a following on the other side of the Atlantic (USA! USA!). Given our crappy foreign language skills, we can't vouch for whether the commentary which accompanies all that pierced, tattooed, and latexed flesh is as trenchant and pithy as the sort you'll find around here (ahem) ... but since pictures are worth at least a thousand words you probably won't miss much even if you just click through all the tasty delights on display without actually reading anything. (And even if you think that "vidas alternativas" is something you'd find on the side order menu at Chili's.) More »

12:28 PM on Wed Jun 27 2007
By Fleshbot
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pornforwomen

Erika Lust's Cinco Historias: Porno Para Ellas

We still have the entire Fleshbot Research and Development Team trying to figure out exactly what it is that makes this whole "porn for women" concept specific to a non-penis-bearing audience, but in the meantime we submit directrix Erica Lust's latest hardcore opus for your inspection. While the new website for the vignettes which comprise "Cinco Historias"—previewed here last December and now available on DVD—makes it look more like a high-gloss Spice Channel production than something you'd see on Lifetime, you don't have to be a woman to appreciate the attractive cast, deliciously spanked bottoms, naked subway car pole dances, and hot bisex action. Maybe "porn for people who are allergic to dirt pipe milkshakes regardless of gender" would be a more accurate marketing strategy? (And how do you say "dirt pipe milkshake" in Spanish anyway?) More »

11:18 AM on Mon Jun 4 2007
By Fleshbot
7,652 views, Comment

blogs

SexLog de Soletina: When Sexy Worlds Collide

Reading comprehension isn't as big a factor in this job as you might think, since most of the sites we look at and write about each day don't place a big premium on words. That's why even when those words are unintelligible to us English-only readers, we try not to let it slow us down too much. All the words on SexLog de Soletina, for example, are in Spanish, but we somehow keep lingering anyway. Perhaps it has something to do with the filthy hentai and other hardcore drawings that decorate every post. Bi-lingual (or very patient) readers will have a lot of fun at this site—it is a sex blog after all—but even casual window shoppers have to appreciate the multicultural value of a Spanish-language blog that is mostly illustrated by sexy Japanese art. If only the members of the United Nations got along this well. More »

12:55 PM on Mon Apr 9 2007
By Dashiell Bennett
6,332 views, 1 comment

Latest by Spankoblog: Congratulations Soletina! more »

blogs

Azotador: Spanish Spanking Blog

As we've made perfectly clear already today (and many times in the past) our foreign language skills ain't the greatest. Still, it didn't take us long to figure out the theme behind the Spanish blog Azotador, since pretty much every post is accompanied by an image of someone (usually a young lady) getting spanked. Not all of the pictures are meant to be erotic, and we can't always decipher the explanation behind them—although this vintage self-spanking machine pretty much speaks for itself—but we figure that at least some percentage of our audience must read Spanish and will get a kick out of what's on display. However, even if you only speak the language of paddling, we think it will tickle firmly smack your fancy as well. More »

11:55 AM on Mon Feb 26 2007
By Dashiell Bennett
1,588 views, 3 comments

Latest by Spankoblog: Congratulations Azotador!! more »

video

Hot Spanish (And Brazilian) TV Babes

We like to tease the Japanese people for their completely incomprehensible yet insanely awesome television programming, but the truth is they aren't the only non-English speakers with TV shows that enthrall us with their wackiness—we've spent many a Saturday sitting slack-jawed in front of the boob tube as we tried to decipher the antics of "Super Sabado Gigante." ("Boob tube" being the operative phrase, since we've rarely seen anything less than a C-cup on any of the babes featured on that show.) There must be some kind of law that prevents Univision and Telemundo from ever broadcasting images of a woman who isn't ridiculously hot and/or scantily-clothed, and our journeys to the center of YouTube have shown Brazilian TV to be equally bizarre and good looking. (Co-ed hot-tub wrestling, anyone?) The fine folks at Pornzio are one step ahead of us, and have gathered some choice video clips to drive the point home, while we've added a few of our own after the jump. We have to wonder, do foreigners find our American shows equally bizarre and wonderful? We know that every time we realize "Las Vegas" is still on the air, we're usually left scratching our heads. More »

2:15 PM on Wed Feb 14 2007
By Dashiell Bennett
2,440 views, Comment

blogs

Las Burbujas Enterradas

There's a common fetishistic theme running through the posts at the interestingly curated Las Burbujas Enterradas, but darned if we can figure out exactly what ties them all together; our more linguistically savvy friends at Fluffy Lychees note that the author "is possessed with balls, bubbles, boobs, balloons, in short with anything spherical" (even if they misidentify the language he's writing in as Portuguese), but there's also items devoted to things like see-through thongs and phallic imagery in military aircraft—and besides, aren't spherical things like boobs and bootys common to pretty much all sexy photo blogs? We suppose we could make more of an effort to translate Niko's commentary to find out what he's getting at—but who has the time for such things when there's so many pretty pictures to keep us busy instead? More »

10:54 AM on Wed Sep 13 2006
By Fleshbot
227 views, Comment

art

Apasionados

Somehow, sexy comics in Spanish just seem more ... well, sexier: the women are more passionate, the lusty villains more diabolical, the heros more heroic. And if there's anything sexier than sexy Spanish comics, it's all the free sex Spanish comics you can download, with a regularly updated library of artfully illustrated material yours for the taking.- J. West More »

6:46 AM on Wed Apr 19 2006
By Jackson West
1,265 views, Comment