Fleshbot: soccer

Sadie West, Sporty Girl

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Think that the sports in "Sporty Girls" are just for show? You clearly haven't seen Sadie West playing soccer. (elegantangel.com)

Eva Roob: From Soccer To Sex Industry

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 13:00:00 EDT

It's the oldest story in the book: a beautiful young woman, hard up and in need of money, decides to cash in on her youth and beauty and go into the skin trade. Except in this case, the young woman in question isn't a broke college student or a single mom, but Eva Roob, a (now former) professional soccer player. Apparently, the German jizz biz pays better than the German soccer biz—well, at least if you're as hot as Eva Roob (also known as Samira Summer). After the jump, get acquainted with some of Eva's finest work.

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· German Footballer Goes Against the Run of Play (unprofessional.blogspot.com)

Recognizing that legal prostitution makes...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:25:53 EDT

Recognizing that legal prostitution makes sex workers safer from violence, rape and STDs, South Africa has decided to lift the ban on the sex industry in their country ... but only for one month, during the 2010 World Cup. Don't worry, after all the ~~hooligans~~ tourists are gone they'll go right back to making it dangerous and illegal. (bbc.co.uk, via Deadspin)

Nereida Gallardo Is Back In Action

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:00:00 EDT

You don't have to be a WAG to win over the hearts (and other parts) of the Fleshbot crew. We like former WAGs, too! Nereida Gallardo and superstar footballer Cristiano Ronaldo are a couple no more, but she's dealing with the break up nicely by hitting the beach and, if we do say so ourselves, looking as lovely as ever. Nereida, if you need a shoulder to cry on—or maybe a nice massage?—during this troubling time, we're right here for you. Who needs some stupid rich, world-famous athletic dude anyway? (Gallery below.)

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· The Queen of WAGs: A Chronological Look At Nereida Gallardo's Reign (machochip.com)

We already had a suspicion that soccer was...

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:05:58 EDT

We already had a suspicion that soccer was kind of sexy—and after taking yet another look at yet another collection of wives and girlfriends of world soccer players (or WAGs, as we hear the kids are caling them these days), we're pretty much convinced it may be the sexiest sport ever. After all, you never see features like this starring wives of famous curlers or Olympic tobogganists, do you? 'Nuff said. (coedmagazine.com)

Did you attend the Barcelona International...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 09:20:00 EDT

Did you attend the Barcelona International Erotic Film Festival this weekend? Well, you were probably the only one, because the entire population of Spain was too busy watching their soccer team win the European Championships. (Or maybe people were just lost, because it was actually in Madrid?) (metro.co.uk)

In the biggest soccer match of the week,...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:44:31 EDT

In the biggest soccer match of the week, Austria beat Germany 10-5. No, not the important Euro 2008 match today. We're talking about the gripping contest between the nations' topless women's soccer teams. The only downside was that the traditional post-match jersey exchange was canceled. (smh.com.au)

More Euro 2008 Porn: Games? What Games?

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:55:35 EDT

We have a confession to make: The real reason we like to write about European soccer smut is because European soccer games are generally on during the middle of the day in the U.S., and that gives us an excuse to watch sports on TV when we're supposed to be looking at porn. (Unlike the rest of our nation's workforce, who are secretly watching porn during the day when they're pretending to do whatever it is they do for living.) Of course, if our bosses ever caught us not looking at porn, we'd be in big trouble. So this video collection of girls masturbating in soccer uniforms is the perfect cover! And once the games are over, we're sure we'll be able to find another use for it too.

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· Football Chick from Sweden

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· Football Girl playing
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· Female Football Fan masturbates

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Previously: Euro 2008: Revenge Of The Soccer Babes

Flesh Flicks: Pitch Perfect

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 16:05:00 EDT

We had not yet seen this video before posting our Euro 2008 soccer babe roundup earlier, but almost as if on cue, it appeared in our sights to prove once again that organized team sports never fail to make people horny. It's hard to tell exactly which team this girl roots for, but all that really matters is that she is an enthusiastic athletic supporter. (Also, that joke never gets old.) Or maybe she has no allegiance at all and will lend her services to any squad, simply for the love of the game. Isn't it marvelous to see the power that sport has to unite us all?

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· "Soccer Fan" (Megarotic)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Euro 2008: Revenge Of The Soccer Babes

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 13:20:15 EDT

Remember all that fun we had two years ago when the World Cup was being contested and the internet turned into one giant soccer porn website? Those were exciting times, weren't they? But what are we supposed to do for the next two years until the 2010 Cup in South Africa? Well, over on The Continent they're currently biding their time with the European Championships, which is pretty much the second-biggest international soccer tournament and another excuse for ~~hooligans~~ national rivals to go at each others' throats—not to mention to break out the soccer babes again. We don't know if some of these are just leftovers from '06 or if they're all brand new manifestations of team spirit, but as long as it fires up the fans it works for us too.

(Conspicuously absent from the hype are soccer-mad lad mags Zoo Weekly and Nuts, because well ... England somehow failed to qualify for Euro 2008. We guess that even Keeley Hazell peeling off a red and white jersey can't soothe that pain.)

· Busty Michelle Monaghan playing football topless (bigboobsalert.com)
· Euro 2008 a perfect excuse (yourdirtymind.com)
· Euro 2008 Soccer Babes (soccernews.com)
· Babes of the Euro 2008 (fbtz.com)

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Previously: World Cup Porn: A Look Back

What's that you say? Some soccer player's...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 29 May 2008 11:10:02 EDT

What's that you say? Some soccer player's girlfriend took her top off at a club? And then she kinda made out with her similarly topless friend? Wow, this whole "soccer" thing sounds a lot more exciting than we thought. (machochip.com)

Laisa Andrioli is a sexy soccer player with...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 27 May 2008 09:29:36 EDT

Laisa Andrioli is a sexy soccer player with a hot body and deep tan lines and she's from Brazil. Is there anyone from Brazil who doesn't fit that description? (dailypoa.com)

Nuts Magazine Officially Out Of (Topless) Ideas

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:07:45 EST

We've always been amazed at Nuts magazine's endless creativity when it comes to developing cover "stories." From "top 100 topless blondes" to "top 50 topless reality TV stars" to "top 2 topless breasts belonging to Lucy Pinder," they never fail to invent new and exciting themes with each one essentially just boiling down to sexy women taking their shirts off. But they've finally hit the wall with this week's entry, "The 100 Sexiest Footballer's (Soccer Dudes) Wives." What's what wrong with that you ask?

Nothing really. After all, international soccer stars are notorious for their ability to pull down the hottest tail in the world. But it just feels like it's been done before—because it has. Exactly 13 months ago, actually, by the very same Nuts. (We even think that Cheryl "Tweedy" Cole was the winner back then, too.) Have they reached the limit of their imaginations? Will they have to close shop or will they just continue to recycle all their old material for years to come? Or ...

Eh ... a little plagiarism never hurt anybody, did it?

· 100 Sexiest Soccer Wives- Nuts Magazine (dailypoa.com)

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Previously: 100 Hot Footballer's Wives

German soccer fans are turgid with excitement...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:00:16 EST

German soccer fans are turgid with excitement after Bayern-Munich's Mario Gomez becomes the first player in Bundesliga history to score a goal ... with his penis. Unfortunately, Gomez was later red carded for a blatant hand ball foul. (Historic video after the jump.)

(YouTube + guardian.co.uk + bild.t-online.de)

A Scottish photographer takes a photo of...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:40:20 EDT

A Scottish photographer takes a photo of 100 naked people and somehow that will end soccer hooliganism forever. Yep, makes sense to us. (story + video @ bbc.co.uk)

Brazilian soccer referee Ana Paula Oliveira...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:03:58 EDT

Brazilian soccer referee Ana Paula Oliveira hasn't had any pro gigs since her appearance in Playboy this summer, but she still claims she has no regrets. Besides how many other refs can say they draw more fans than the players do? (reuters.com)

Ana Paula Oliveira In Playboy

Fleshbot — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 12:47:03 EDT

Will history remember soccer referee Ana Paula Oliveira for the furor she caused in Brazil earier this year for wrongly disallowing a goal (whatever that means) in a high-profile Brazil Cup match; for her previous efforts as a women's rights advocate; or for accepting a reported quarter million dollar offer from Playboy for posing nude for the July issue of the Brazilian edition of the magazine? Only time will tell, folks. In the meantime ... uh, what's this "soccer" thing all about again? We kind of got distracted.

· "Ana Paula Oliveira nuda per Playboy" (softblog.it)
· "Brazilian lineswoman to strip for playboy" (neriaswhirl.blogspot.com)

Morning Wood: Natasha Hamilton Gets Our Attention

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:20:45 EDT

· Who is Natasha Hamilton? She probably sings or something, but let's face it ... topless beach pictures are the real music to our ears. Or eyes. Whatever. (drunkenstepfather.com)

· The Brazilian soccer community is up in arms over the news that a female referee will pose for Playboy. We're shocked too—Brazilian soccer has female referees? (news.com.au)

· Finally, here's one airline confirmation code you'll never have to write down. (Boing Boing)

· Rooftop sex sounds exciting, but please take precautions or you'll end up like this unfortunate couple. (Classy headline by the way, Boston Herald.) (wistv.com + bostonherald.com)

· Why would China possibly want to censor Flickr? Oh, right ... that whole Tiananmen Square thing. (cnn.com)

· Searching for porn is no longer a ticket to a computer infected with malware. Searching for unicorns? You're on your own. (informationweek.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Morning Wood: Ugly American Alert

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 23 May 2007 11:43:27 EDT

· Nell McAndrew celebrates the end of the European football (sorry, soccer) season with a patriotic bikini show. You know, the sport really is more exciting than we Americans want to admit. (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

· Speaking of cultural differences, another American tourist ruins it for the rest of us by wandering around Germany naked and acting like he didn't know any better. Wow, we really can be obnoxious, can't we? (iol.co.za)

· "Disciplined" firefighters were "tied up" but still managed to "whip" the blaze into submission after a bondage parlor catches fire. Someone at that newspaper had a fun day at work. (theage.com.au)

· Are we crazy or are the new girls dishing about pubic hair in their very first week? We knew with a name like Jezebel that they had to be a little bit dirty. (Just don't muscle in on our turf!) (Jezebel)

· Conservatives think the porn industry is in bed with the MPAA. They'd probably find that amusing, if this story hadn't been given a NC-17 rating. (avn.com)

· Can working at a sex shop in Texas really get you registered as a sex offender? Only if you're doing it right, apparently. (familybadge.org)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Music & Sports Spotlight: Soccer Makes You Dirty

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 18 May 2007 12:19:08 EDT

We thought we'd save us all some time this morning and bring you a sexy sports update and our occasional music video spotlight into one easy to swallow post. Fortunately, this clip does the hard work for us, doubling as both the video for yet another obscure Europop dance mashup and an excuse to watch chicks play soccer in their underwear. To top it all off ... well, let's just say everything is hotter when it's done in the mud. Might we humbly suggest that all future Women's World Cup matches be played on a pitch that has been watered down for a good 12-14 hours before game time? Yes, it might make it a little harder to tell teams apart (choosing sides by hair color helps). But it's not about whether you win or lose—it's about how much grit and determination you'll need to wash off in the post-game shower.

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· "Corenell vs Lisa Marie - Keep On Jumping" (YouTube)

Previously: Sexy(ish) Music Video Watch: Marilyn Manson Rubs It In Our Face, Sunblock Rubs You The Right Way, Baseball Cheerleaders Get To First Base, Model Boxing With Naureen Zaim, Australia's Never-Ending Bikini Season