#obvious

Internet sleuths have tracked down the video where that alleged Lindsay Lohan blowjob picture comes from and it's just as we suspected: about four seconds of grainy low-resolution footage of someone you can't identify giving some dude a blowjob. Also, if you listen closely to the garbled audio we believe you can hear a voice saying "Britney Spears is poor." Developing! MORE >> More »

#scandal

Absolutely no one is furious about a George W. Bush collage made out of scraps of old porn mags and this non-controversy will cause zero outrage even among the 21% of people who still like the guy. Nobody gave a shit about the buttplugs, you think they're going to care about this? (thesun.co.uk, via Jezebel)

#socialnetworking

Playboy is starting its own non-nude social networking site specifically for university students. So it will be just like Facebook, but with fewer pictures of naked college kids? (playboyu.com, via khqa.com)

#sextape