Although if her head starts spinning around, definitely let us know. A cock-crazed girl with 360 degree head spin? Just imagine the possibilities...

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The Perversion

Studio: Grey Art
Directors: Sasha Grey and Oren Cohen
Cast: Sasha Grey, Evie Dellatoso, Kiera King, Sindee Jennings, Faye Reagan, Nikki Rhodes, Tommy Gunn, Nick Manning, Dane Cross

Like "The Birthday Party," "The Perversion" balances hardcore with high art; not only is it satisfying to watch, but it gives you something to talk about around the water cooler with, you know, the co-workers who understand you. The movie is described as an exploration of "artistic metaphors of domination and submission," although it's hard to divide the symbols and metaphors from the literal demonstrations of sexual control. But whatever, Sasha Grey wears a cape and looks fucking fantastic.

We probably don't need to tell you how great the sex is, but some things deserve mention. As previously showcased, Dane Cross and Faye Reagan dominate Sindee Jennings through a bizarre mix of camaraderie and exclusion. At one point, they Eiffel Tower her (that is, they join hands as Sindee is fucked by Dane and eats out Faye) with such romance and passion that it almost strips that position of its frat house connotations.

One of the most surprising things about "The Perversion" is how much we enjoyed Nick Manning in his scene with Tommy Gunn and Kiera King. In this vignette, you see Kiera lying on the ground, wearing a leash, and lapping up the puddle of booze spilled on the floor. While the music is still going, Nick and Tommy lumber their enormous frames into the scene, pick Kiera up, and fuck her. All this is standard.

But when the music stops, Nick Manning comes off as a crazed, three-dicked Cerberus barking orders to GAG ON THAT COCK (emphasis his), and yet it somehow fits! Honestly. It's especially menacing juxtaposed with Tommy Gunn's cool, silent, and vicious demeanor.

Seeing Sasha master the women around her is always refreshing, and it's in her scenes with Evie Dellatoso and Nikki Rhodes that the metaphors of domination clearly come across. For example, while pushing around Nikki, she keeps black tape over her nipples. This effectively denies the viewer the full image of her breast; Sasha dominates the imagery.

And dominate she should. Now that Grey Art is pumping out films, she can feel free to show us whatever she'd like.
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Previously: What Would Faye Reagan Do (With Sindee Jennings' Face)?

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Sometimes it's not about the sex, it's about control. In this Sasha Grey directed film, it's about the control and the sex, as well as about sharing your favorite fuck toy with someone you love. Isn't that the true meaning of Christmas? Maybe Hanukkah? Kwanzaa? Happy New Year, Faye Reagan family.

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Cummin' At You 3D

Studio: Tommy Gunn Entertainment
Director: Tommy Gunn
Cast: Tommy Gunn, Sindee Jennings, Riley Evans, Tony DeSergio

Review by: Gram Ponante

Were this movie not 3D, it would still be an excellent interactive couples' title. The story is simple: Sindee Jennings wants to audition for producer Tommy Gunn's porn movie and, of course, she needs to be put through her paces. Along the way she is also tried out by Tony DeSergio and Riley Evans. (Almost) needless to say, she is rode hard and put away wet, as Ms. Jennings is a copious squirter.

But with 50 percent of the cast being Playgirl-friendly dudes, the interactive elements of "Cummin At You" leave plenty of room to see the guys from the females' point of view. To his credit, ladies, Tommy Gunn looks soulfully into your/Sindee Jennings's eyes as he eats you/Sindee Jennings out.

But what is truly revolutionary about this movie (which producers Gunn and Marcus London call a "preview of something even bigger") is that, either with the new breed of 3D-ready HDTVs or with the attached red/blue 3D glasses ("Or you can use the same glasses from the matinee of 'Up,'" Gunn said), you can experience the performers cumming—with whatever substance they have at their arousal—at you.

It's like "A Bug's Life 3D" at California Adventure except with the long-raging argument about whether female ejaculation is real or just urine.

I have had the opportunity ("pleasure" just isn't the most appropriate word) of Sindee Jennings squirting in my face in real life. But the virtual version is really cool. Not only that, but viewers get the illusion of the performers' ankles resting on their shoulders.

3D in mainstream movies is like parodies are to porn; some seem gimmicky and some exploit the genre in a suitable way. But 3D in porn just seems like the right way to go.

And it's worth mentioning that Gunn and company could have gotten this wrong in so many simple, porny ways, but they didn't.

"We knew we had to get Sindee," Gunn said.

Exactly. Because 3D is not about subtlety.

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It really was Tommy Gunn's week: First he debuted his pretty awesome "Cummin at You" 3-D porn, in which he and Sindee Jennings literally COME RIGHT AT YOU, and then he trotted off to fuck Jada Fire in Dave Naz's upcoming "Cheating Hollywood Wives" for Private.

I love this picture of Jada Fire. She looks like the type of backup singer the star gets jealous of and kicks off the tour.

Next is Bree Olson in the upcoming "Bree's College Daze 3" for Adam & Eve. Like ZZ Top once did, Bree travels to various places - in the case of these movies, colleges - and makes things right. With her very Breeness.

Breeness rhymes with penis, and that is exactly what Mr. Marcus has up Sasha Grey in "Cheating Hollywood Wives." See how I worked that in there? See how Mr. Marcus did? One seems more fun than the other ...

Harnessing some sort of NASA technology, Tommy's created a porn that's both choose-your-own-adventure and 3D—and even gives viewers the opportunity to experience the action from a lady's POV (though we're pretty sure that's not a first, we still find it exciting). The press materials we received included a flowchart outlining the many, many options the viewers are provided. Without giving away too much, here's a glimpse of what we're talking about:

And if you'd like a hint at what's going on in there, here's a small selection of that craziness:

So, uh, yeah. Highly customizable. In fact, we hear there are over 50,000 scenarios. God willing we should have the time to masturbate to them all.

But, of course, all that means approximately squat if the porn itself isn't hot. Alas, we have yet to get our hot little hands on a copy (the screeners are on their way to Fleshbot HQ though!), but we have seen some of the preview stills. And, we think they speak for themselves (though some of them are in 3D—so get out your special glasses!).

· Cummin' At You Interactive 3D! (cumminatyou.com)

Oddly enough, Jennings played young Sarah Palin in the original Sarah Palin porn that debuted before the 2008 election (and which remains Hustler's best selling title). And, since older Palin could not have sex with her younger self (the world would have exploded, according to scientists), Jennings-as-Fey was concocted.

"Hollywood's Nailin' Palin" will be released early this summer.

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Yes, in an inspired bit of porno plotting, Hustler throws Ginger, Mary Ann, and—of course—Gilligan together for a little bit of island loving. These castaways may not get off the island anytime soon... but for action, we'd trade places with them in a heartbeat.

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*****

Previously: Does "This Ain't Gilligan's Island" Sink or Swim?

What's it all about? We often ask ourselves that question as we paw through an endless sea of sticky pictures of girls pulling themselves open for well endowed men. Rarely do we come up with an answer that satisfies us. Before we can get underneath the mystery of our attraction to porn, our puerile fascination, we are once again swept away by another incredible young starlet.

Manuel Ferrara certainly doesn't have the answer, we can tell you that. Nor does he have a comprehensive grasp of the English language, for that matter. Yet somewhere behind his sparkling eyes and that elusive Mona Lisa smile, the man has the virile imagination of a perverted genius, bringing our dark fantasies together with great passion and enthusiasm and once again turning our heads and hearts over to our raging insatiable lust.

His latest release is "Slutty & Sluttier 9," and stars Gianna Michaels, Cecilia Vega, Dana DeArmond, Sindee Jennings, Rebeca Linares, Bobbi Starr, Cindy Crawford, and Alicia Angel behaving like absolute sex maniacs and devouring huge cock into their every orifice. It's nothing short of brilliant, with its increasingly harder and harder scenes progressively building to all out gang bang. Our only concern is that we seem to be growing desensitized to it all. If he keeps giving us this kind of amazing goodness, how will we ever watch normal porn again?

We will let you be the judge.

"Slutty & Sluttier 9" releases soon from Evil Angel. Keep your eyes, and other usable body holes, open and ready.

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I met Ms. Waters on the set of Cosuin Stevie's "Pussy Party." Those are always fun because there are eight naked women running about for 12 hours, which amounts to 40 separate parts of the female anatomy that are of personal interest at an exposure level that is 400 percent above the norm.

Waters was working with a woman named Nadia Brown who was not quite up to Waters' level of intensity. Waters dismantled her utterly, then reflected over the fleshy carnage with a beer and a cigarette.

"I started the morning off right," she said.

We hope the weekend goes just as well.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

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Indeed, the credits don't even run until after a full sex scene—Regan Reese as the pornstar Alexi blowing a stunned and confused Gilligan (played by Anthony Rosano)—has already run its course. And the rest of the movie pretty much follows in this vein.

"This Ain't Gillgan's Island XXX" is not so much a pornified "Gilligan's Island" as the characters of "Gilligan's Island" haphazardly dropped into a porn movie (a more fitting title might have been "Gilligan's Island Meets Porn Valley."). To the extent that there's a plot, it's mostly about the porn crew tricking the unwitting island inhabitants into becoming the stars of their film.

Indeed, it's not until the fifth sex scene that we even see two characters from the show in flagrante delicto—the first four scenes feature Gilligan, Mary Ann, Ginger, and the Professor being seduced in quick succession by pornstars; and then, the first sex scene which doesn't involve a pornstar is, oddly, the Skipper and Mrs. Howell, a combination that really just confused us.

Things do pick up after that, with a threeway scene featuring Ginger, Mary Ann, and Gilligan, but then, alas, it's all over, with a rather unsatisfying, slapdash ending.

Then again, these complaints only matter if you're actually looking for a porn that's somehow true to the story of "Gilligan's Island"—if you're a loyalist who'd desperately like to see an erotic reimagining of the tale of the passengers and crew of the S.S. Minnow.

If, on the other hand, you're more interested in watching hot sex scenes featuring the likes of Regan Reese, Sindee Jennings, Ryder Skye, Daryl Hanah, Anthony Rosano, Evan Stone, Jack Lawrence, Tom Fontana, and Voodoo, well, get ready to fastforward through the minimal plot and enjoy.

*****

Previously: "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX": Our Latest Guilty Pleasure Porn Parody

Say they thought it would be the finest way to create a commentary on our disposable, excremental culture. They might have come up with something like this. Maybe. If they were all locked in different rooms and told to write 5 pages, and then Al Goldstein compiled those pages into a semi-coherent script, removing all the big words he didn't understand along the way.

Abysmal acting irreconcilably collides with campy hijinks in the 2nd installment of Wicked Pictures' "Kung Fu Nurses A Go-Go," directed by Mark Stone with, honestly, less than stellar results. It's like the whole movie is one bad inside joke that the rest of us aren't in on. Karate fighting nurses battle over immobile patients before a sexy strip off against a rival school of semi-articulate tramps, inadvertently making reality television look infinitely more watchable. Seriously, if you were trying to make a movie look porno, it wouldn't look like this porno. Take note, Kevin Smith, in case you need a sequel to "Zack & Miri."

The only thing that redeems the title is the cast, which includes sexy young thing Aiden Starr (who no longer returns our calls now that she's famous), along with Nikki Rhodes, Marie Luv, Bridgette B., Crissy Moon, Marlee Moore, Sindee Jennings, and Mya Luanna. Watching them attempt to act is like chewing tinfoil with fresh fillings, but the minute they get their clothes off it readily becomes apparent why we adore them so. We can (and have) watched Aiden fuck all day long... delicious.

So it's not brilliant—but it is brilliantly bad, and that's something, right? Maybe John Cougar Mellencamp was onto something there all along (despite the feathered hair). Check the trailer below along with our exclusive set.

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Unfortunately, the FILF theme doesn't extend much beyond the title cards. Yes, there are scenes full of older men and younger women: but this is porn, and that's rather par for the course. In the feature's five scenes, there is no mention of taking the kids to Little League, no scenes of suburban dads driving home in minivans, no essence of fatherliness, period. Instead we're presented with a prisoner and a prison guard, a patient and his doctor, a vacuum salesman and his client—it's nice and all, but when we're promised fathers, fathers are what we want to see.

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With less than two weeks until the election, the GOP has turned on itself, pointing fingers at each other and actualizing the kind of erratic behavior they've been accused of for months now. The bottom line is that there's more than a likely chance (if polls are any indication) that the neo-con and evangelicals' new favorite cheerleader will soon be packing up her $150,000 wardrobe and heading back to the crystal meth capital of Alaska while Tina Fey goes back to work at 30 Rock. But where will that leave the rest of us? Holding our proverbial dicks in our virtual hands—that’s where!

But wait, there's hope! As we've discussed at length, freedom fighter and political antagonist Larry Flynt has been hard at work, producing a sex parody that'll give the nation ample fodder to get our electoral rocks off. We may never get to the roots of why we find her so eminently fuckable, but at least we'll always have a souvenir of the days before this great country rode over the edge of the abyss with divisive partisan politics. In these last dark hours, before we lose the ability to believe in "hope" or "change," let’s enjoy this fine pornographic accomplishment together. We're sure the memory of its beautiful hardcore action will keep us going this time next year, when we're roasting pigeons over our trashcan fires, huddling together for warmth in one of the sprawling tent cities soon to be springing up all over America!

We'd like to imagine that one day soon Sarah herself will watch it—ideally, naked on all fours wearing only those sexy MILF glasses, with the First Dude mounting her from behind while she screams at the top of her lungs “Drill Baby Drill!!”

What? Too soon? Yeah... maybe you’re right.

Thanks to Hustler for this exclusive gallery (only on Fleshbot, kids!), and to Larry for—yet again—being the only one think about the pervert vote.

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"Who's Nailin' Paylin?" also features Lisa Ann (and Sindee Jennings) as "Serra Paylin" and Nina Hartley as "Hillary."

But it is the Brick House Fire who has twice been called upon to channel Rice, herself the only National Security Advisor-turned-Secretary of State to have an oil tanker named after her.

"She's got a great ass," Fire noted.

Would Mdm. Secretary be honored?

"Condi's gonna kill me," Fire said.

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Fast forward a decade or two: Clive asked Larry if he could shoot movies based on one of Hustler’s popular satellite magazines, a little publication known as Barely Legal. The deal was this: Clive would take the risk and manage the video line, and in return Larry would give him a portion of the profits. (We can just see the glint of excitement flashing in Clive’s silver eyes, a smile creasing the weathered lines around his face, the tiny pungent cigar clenched tight in his teeth as his lips expanded to a wide grin and sheer electricity jittered his spry frame. Talk about great moments in porn history!) It was a gamble that would prove enormously successful, spawning a near endless sea of knockoffs from competitors and ancillary projects dreamed up and pitched in the obsidian castle that houses Larry Flynt Publications.

As Darwin taught us long ago, all things must grow and change, evolving to fit the basic requirements of survival on this planet. Yes, even the sublime and mystical world of modern pornography is bound by this rule — sort of. Witness the next evolution of Clive’s dream, the most natural progression imaginable, one so simple and wonderful we're shocked we didn’t think of it first. Say hello to Barely Legal Interactive.

Now, armed with only a single copy of this fine movie and an active imagination, you too can step into the shoes (and penises) of the well hung male performers you've envied for years, virtually fucking the hell out of girls who are, yes, just barely legal. Savor the amazing freshness and tight lubricious viscosity that each delightfully young, inexperienced legal teen has to offer as she climbs the slippery slope towards being a full grown woman. Ah, the circle of life!

After a frustrating battle with the plastic wrapping encasing the DVD (which may involve teeth, tears, and scissors), you’ll soon be (virtually) balls deep in either Eva Angelina (pre baby bump), Adriana Neveah, Stephanie Cane, or Sindee Jennings. But do us a favor: whichever beautiful young debutante you decide to service, treat her kindly and roger her properly — for Clive’s sake. Rest in peace, Clive. You are dearly missed.

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Or at least that's what Larry Flynt and his Hustler minion are banking on in their "Barely Legal Little Runaways" series—along with the hope that viewers will be able to suspend their disbelief enough to imagine that porn starlets well over the age of consent can still somehow be exploited teens desperately in need of a quick fix and a sofa to crash on for the night. (Far be it for us to judge, though: along with MILFS, rubber ape suits, squirting, and the inner vaginal orgasm, legal teen runaways serve an important role in the fetish pantheon even if we don't fully understand it.)

In the meantime, "Barely Legal Little Runaways" sees director Erica McLean continuing to spin off her late husband's "Barely Legal" franchise with a stellar cast including the appopriately named Faye Runaway along with Jenny Hendrix, Sindee Jennings, Kylee Reese, Trisha Rey and the breathtakingly beautiful Jamie Langford. Still, as incisive social commentary we find the series already lacking: we spent hours pouring over the footage of Billy Glide massaging legal teen runaway Jenny Hendrix’s inner labia with his rigid vibrating wand but were unable to determine exactly who was exploiting whom after all.

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Director Jim Powers is an auteur who can be trusted to "go there," and here he has compiled bits and pieces of scenes and backstage shenanigans to make up the 16th installment of a series that's got conservative porn producers pissed.

But it's not like Powers tramples fragile sensibilities willy-nilly.

"Don't let the property owners see you," he advises the (now retired) Lana Croft as she squats over a sink.

One would be mistaken to think that performers roll their eyes when Powers asks them to urinate, as if everything else they've done that day is somehow less graphic. In fact, when Chelsea Rae breaks in on Croft, Rae takes the sink next to her.

The disc includes golden outings by Holly Wellin, Sophie Dee, Serrena Marcus, Adrianna DeVille, and Sindee Jennings, whose aim and output is considerable. You may be wondering about the camera glare in Sindee's scene: that is the reflection off a plexiglass screen placed over the camera, which Jennings soaked from 15 feet away. And she isn't in the Olympics why?

Never say Fleshbot is too highbrow for you.

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