Yes, we know the geektacular practice of putting video game characters in "sexual" situations is silly and childish and has been going on since the dawn of games themselves ... but it never gets old, does it? It must not, because even in a game like World of Warcraft, with engrossing landscapes, neverending storylines, and thousands of characters to interact with and explore, people still take the time to perform simulated blowjobs and then post them on YouTube. You can check that out after the jump, along with a through examination of what every "race" of creature in the game looks like without their clothes on. (The "nude code" also being a time-honored video game tradition.) Hey, you've got to enjoy the simple pleasures ... even in virtual life.

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· WoW blowjob (YouTube, via SugarJoy)

· WOW Naked Chicks (YouTube, via SugarJoy)

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Previously: YouTube Watch Archives, Second Life Escort Tour, The Lovebot, More World of Warcraft Porn, "Slustler" and Second Life, Sex and Second Life, World of Warcraft "Porn" Video

We fully admit that our knowledge of what goes on in the virtual world of Second Life is pretty limited, but from what we can gather, a significant chunk of the time that is spent there revolves around finding, picking up and banging CGI escorts. The fact that this is the second time we've posted a guide to the paid sexual players of this online community, should tell you something about the level of commitment that users have to getting it on, avatar-style. This latest blog tour will you give a visual introduction to the places to go and people to screw, as you try to make the most of your new fantasy lifestyle. There's probably other things that you can do for fun in Second Life, but frankly, we don't want to know about them.

· The Best Little Whorehouses in Second Life (yesbutnobutyes.com)

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Previously: The Lovebot, Red Light Center, Videogame Boobs: A History, Shark's Lagoon, Second Life Escort Ratings, "Slustler" and Second Life, Sex and Second Life

Cancel whatever plans you may have had this weekend, because once you start playing with Instant Kama Sutra, you might have a tough time tearing yourself away. The idea behind this nifty Flash tool has been around a while, but it's been updated and revamped and now allows you to blueprint new sexual positions with as many people as you want (orneed), which you can then name yourself and share with friends. Good luck actually performing any of your gravity-defying inventions, however. There's a reason why some sex acts take years of rigorous field testing before they earn the right be part of the canon.

· Instant Kama Sutra (roygbiv.co.uk, via sexoteric.com)

Previously: PleasureBall - Kama Sutra Edition, Wet Spots (3D Kama Sutra), ARTas Kamasutra Galleries, Kama Sutra for Dummies, Sex Position Generator, Football Kama Sutra, DIY Kama Sutra, Special Forces Kama Sutra, Girl on Girl Kama Sutra, Scout Walker Sex, 69 Sex Positions

Another week, another virtual girl engine: Christie's Room definitely has some of the better 3D models of many sites we've seen, at least judging by the screen captures in their generous preview gallery. We can't say anything about the actual gameplay since we're too cheap to actually sign up for a trial of the service and there's no trial version available, but it looks like there's everything from BDSM to hardcore to hot girl-on-girl action up for grabs—and if you've been waiting for an online virtual sex game to come along that features naked goth lesbians, you're in luck! In other words, Christie has something for everybody—or at least, everybody who likes their sex ray traced.- J. West

· Christie's Room (site tour @ christiesroom.com, see screencap galleries here - via Sex & Games)

Previously: Lula 3D Released Stateside, "Running Scared": The (Sex) Game, GTA Sex Scene Video, MILF Warrior, “Sex In Games” on G4, “3D Striptease” Game, Pornstars and Video Games

Regular readers of Fleshbot will know that we're fascinated by the sexual shenanigans in the online game Second Life (even if we've, ahem, never played it)—which is why blogs like Apogeevr.com are always fun to come across. Where else can you find a bisexual androgyne with an elaborate BDSM dungeon who offers their avatar's favors for a nominal fee ... payable in Linden Dollars, of course? Through her online alter ego "Cheri Horton", journalist Noche Kandora is conducting exhaustive research in the field of virtual sexuality and posting the results to both the Apogeevr blog and a Flickr account. Having a multiple identity was never this sexy.- J. West

· Apogeevr: Desire in the Digital Age (apogeevr.com)
· Thumbnail: Apogeevr.com's photos (flickr.com)

See also:
· "Sex Really Does Sell in Second Life" (sugarjoy.com)
· "Phony kids, virtual sex" (news.com.com)

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Previously: Sex in Video Games @ SxSW, Second Life Escort Ratings, "Slustler" and Second Life, Sex and Second Life, MMOrgy, Sexy Gaming Guide, "Sociolotron" Revisited, Digital Pinups by Gaspard Blate, Bel's House of Rendered Women, Beautiful CG Girls Competition

While the rest of Team Gawker was busy explaining web technology and looking for techie gossip at SxSW in Austin last week, we here at Fleshbot spent our time trying to scare up some tail ... er, of the digital variety, that is. Thanks to the friendly folks at the "Sex in Video Games" panel moderated by Clickable Culture's Tony Walsh, we came away with more interactive sex tips and resources than you can shake a joystick at. After the jump, read our summary of the past and future of in-game sex as discussed by some of the experts in the field, and get sticky via a selection of links to sexy games you can play today.- J. West

Thumbnail: The Making of a Post Six Grrrl (dragonscoveherald.com)

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For you kids (and parents) who think it all started with Grand Theft Auto's Hot Coffee mod, maybe you haven't been paying much attention to sexy gaming over the years. As Kyle Machulis of Slashdong and MMOrgy pointed out, sexy games have been around since the first Commodore 64. Text-based classics like Infocom's Leather Goddesses of Phobos and graphical adventures Sierra's Leisure Suit Larry (later remade into a console version) did their fair share of titillation before 3D rendering was even possible on a home computer.

But better graphics and online play aren't the only trend driving the recent explosion in sexy titles. As Julianne Greer of game culture mag The Escapist (which will be devoting their May issue to the topic) pointed out, "The industry is growing up, [and] the people who are making the games are growing up." Republik's Spend the Night (above) is an example of a title that's looking to be more mature in its treatment of sexuality, especially since its goal, according to developer Glennis McClellan, is to cater to a market underserved by games in general: women (or, more precisely, those women who are turned off by some of the harder-edged sexuality in games like Second Life). By putting relationships before sex, it's a smart strategy in luring more women online ...where you can bet the men will be sure to follow.

McClellan comes from an interesting background, having previously worked on titles like "The Princess Diaries" and "Chronicles of Narnia" for Disney. "We're really interested in women and what women want." Many of the games "features" revolve around locking players into their characters so that Spend the Night doesn't end up resembling the gender-bending, fetish fantasy free-for-all that, say, Second Life has become known for. While Spend the Night isn't necessarily meant to be a dating venue, McClellan admits that users will probably find ways to make it happen.

The user ingenuity aspect of Second Life dovetails into another theme in the discussion—what Maschulis calls "emergent sex", or game sexuality not originally intended by the developers. As Greer explained, "It's more been play creation and hacking-in ways to have sex." Hacks to create nude characters for The Sims Online and World of Warcraft (though some don't need the additional stimulation) are good examples. With its open format and encouraging attitude toward community development of new functionality, Second Life has become a dream world of a sexual playground. Mark Wallace's Second Life Herald covers the "cyber love" scene and introduced us to the "Post Six Grrrls," avatar pinups from in-game smut mag Players Magazine. (And let's not forget about Slutster.)

When somebody from the audience asked McClellan if she though prostituion might appear in Spend the Night (as it has in Second Life, among other games), Wallace said that there'd be no way to engineer it out of a virtual world; when McClellan wondered how it might be accomplished without an in-game economy, Wallace quipped, "Via PayPal!" (McClellan shot back, "Maybe that's another business model.") But as Maschulis demonstrated with his many hacked devices, the real problem in terms of bringing the feel of sex home to gamers was the interface. "What sort of interface is going to make someone comfortable enough to fuck their computer?"

And that, friends, is the question Fleshbot will be tirelessly looking to answer. Stay tuned.

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See also:

Sexy Latina Porno Game (erosgames.net, via Sugarjoy)
· 3D Porn Games (3d-porngames.com, via Sex & Games)
· Funny Adult Games

Given the Japanese prediliction for both sex dolls and love hotels, we suppose we shouldn't be too surprised to find out about this Tokyo establishment offering plastic companionship by the (half) hour, complete with your choice of head model and fantasy costume. What did surprise us, though, were the customer instructions listed on the site: "You give communication before the play time end 10 minute. Especially, it is not necessary to wash the doll. Dispersed also the clothes please leave. Reservation time is not exceeded, please pay attention your sea urchin. When it is late with circumstances of the customer, there are times when extended fee is received. The staff verifies the damage of the doll lastly." Yes, sea urchin. Guess it's yet another Japanese thing we just don't understand.

Milky Lovers (milkylovers.com; see English language translation of guidelines here - via 3yen.com/sexblo.gs)

Previously: Sex Dolls For Hire, Realdoll Threeways, Make Your Own Sex Doll, The RealDoll Museum, German Sex Dolls, Rotten Sex Doll Guide, Talking Love Doll, Japanese Sex Doll Watch, Torso Doll Smut, "Still Lovers", RealDoll Surgery, Doll Album

· Ever since we passed the link for this virtual Bounce-O-Meter along to our interns (who of course went right for the DDs), office productivity here at Fleshbot Central has dropped over forty percent. You've been warned. (Flash @ shockabsorber.co.uk - thanks M)

· Disregarding the fact that Paris Hilton's career (such as it is) seems to be doing just fine, Scott Stapp claims that the release of that sex tape in which he stars with Kid Rock was masterminded by someone who "doesn t want me to be successful in my solo career". Such as it is. (Defamer)

· The Village Voice's Johnny Maldoro jumps on the Audrey Hollander bandwagon (which we've been riding for quite a while) with a porny paean to her puckish pulchritude: "The thing that draws my attention so ineluctably to her ... is this powerfully simple fact: The girl has freckles. Lots of 'em. And red—curly red—hair. If you don't desperately wish you could take a roll in the clover with her (I'm talking to you too, college-loosened ladies), then you obviously have something against the Irish, and next time I see you in O'Connor's, I'm rudely avoiding eye contact." (villagevoice.com)

· If it weren't for the fact that we had to stay in New Orleans this past weekend to ogle all those naked bobies help celebrate the proud traditions which define our fair city, we would've totally been at the "Backdoor Betty" premiere party for "Tristan Taormino's House of Ass" in New York City. Hopefully someone remembered to save a goody bag and a couple of pieces of ass cake for us. (gallery @ dv8cultx.com)

· The rabidly Catholic founder of Domino's Pizza is seeking to create a new community in Florida with "no place to get an abortion, pornography or birth control"—that is, a place sort of like Alabama but without all those pesky Baptists. (azcentral.com)

· Boing Boing asks the artistic question, "What could be more breathtaking than a collection of intricate, traditional landscape paintings?" Why, "Intricate, traditional landscapes painted on a female model's posterior," of course. (boingboing.net + flickr.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

The Grand Theft Auto "Hot Coffee" mod might've gotten certain lawyers' panties in a bunch last year, but it definitely caught the eye of the marketing folks at New Line Cinema, who have ripped off GTA cannily incorporated some serious virtual cunnilingus action into a game promoting the release of mob potboiler "Running Scared". You'll have to pass a vaguely creepy age verification test in order to play the GTA-clone "Welcome to Grimley" (which checks your information against a dodgy identity database to make sure you're old enough)—but hey, it isn't every day you get to pleasure a female partner using some slick "Dance Dance Revolution"-like keyboard moves to the sound of disturbingly realistic moans and slurping noises, so we figure the potential privacy issues pale in comparison.

"Running Scared": "Welcome to Grimley" Game (Shockwave @ runningscaredthemovie.com; enter cheat code YUGORSKY to skip right to the sex stuff - thanks Steve; also spotted @ Defamer)

See also: "New Line's XXX web game demands your gov't. ID" (Boing Boing)

Previously: GTA Sex Scene Video, MILF Warrior, "Sex In Games" on G4, "3D Striptease" Game, Pornstars and Video Games

"Girl moans hotly and tilts herself back further... she practically sits on your face, her warm wet cunt opressing onto your lips... she shudders and relaxes and suddenly, she s spraying hot salty pee into your mouth!!" It is a testament to both the all-encompassing nature of the online game Second Life and the fact that wherever there's a virtual world there's a thriving sex subculture to explore that this blog featuring dozens of SL escort reviews is just as comprehensive (and certainly better written) than most of the real-life rate-a-hooker sites we've come across. If you're not already a fan of the game, these description of some of the lovely ladies you'll have the chance to encounter may change your mind—they're all available for a price, and you'll never have to worry about waking up with that stale pee taste in your mouth the morning after!

Second Life Escort Ratings (sl-escort-ratings.blogspot.com - thanks Fred; also spotted @ Consumerist)

Previously: "Slustler" and Second Life, Sex and Second Life, MMOrgy, Sexy Gaming Guide, "Sociolotron" Revisited

When used in the same sentence, the words "virtual", "reality", and "sex" invariably promise more than they deliver; sure, we like watching those "Virtual Sex With ... " DVDs as much as the next armchair pervert, but until Digital Playground comes up with a viable way to have the real Jenna or Jesse Jane jump out of our TV screen and into our laps at just the right moment we'll have to settle for approximations like Topco's new Virtual Reality Sex Machine, a piece of interactive game software coupled with a USB powered, vagina-shaped masturbation device that enables one to have presumably awkward sexual congress with 3D cyber vixen "Nurse Nikki". (Topco also mentions something about the kit being used for "interaction with Real Live Women", but provides frustratingly few details about how that will work.) As fun as it looks, we doubt it will ever truly be "just like having sex with the most beautiful girls in the world" as the promo copy promises—but hey, $50 is probably still less than you'd spend on getting the real thing, so maybe it'll be worth looking into upon its July release after all.

· "Virtual Reality Sex Machine" (slashdong.org)
· "Virtual Sex Stroker" (product info @ topcosales.us)
· "Virtual Sex Stroker (Virtual Reality Sex Machine)" (ordering info @ pleasuremenow.com)

Previously: "VirtuallyJenna" Sex Simulator, Virtual Sex with Kyoko Ayana, Sex Toy TechWatch Archive, Machines and Sex, The Sex Machine Diaries, TechnOrgasmic, Orgasm Alley, Thrillhammer Teledildonics

Since we've so often turned to Gina Lynn in times of need in the past, news that she's lending her talents to an instructive interactive blackjack DVD came as no surprise; after all, Gina's said talents extend from providing tsunami relief to ... er, other kinds of relief, so why shouldn't she be the perfect choice to give us a few tips on the card table as well? According to the promo copy, "Win the game and you'll get the ultimate reward—multi-angle, interactive sex with Gina!" We can't think of a better incentive to keep us on top of that learning curve.

"Virtual Blackjack With Gina Lynn" (dvdblackjack.com)

See also:
· "Seeking True Marriage of Sex and the Xbox Factor" (NY Times; registration required)
· "Lynn Highlights Howard Stern Bash" (AVN)
· Gina Lynn (official site @ ginalynn.com)

Previously: "Gina Lynn's Star Search", Star Poker, Poker Porn, "Gina Lynn's Black Attack", "Gina Lynn and Belladonna Unleashed", Gina Lynn's Tsunami Relief, "Gina Lynn Reinvented"

Like winning the lottery or being struck by lightning, hot MILF encounters are things that always seem to happen to other people. Thanks to the wonders of videogame technology, however, even officebound schlubs like us can experience the illicit thrill of hooking up with the hot mom next door while drinking beer and eating pizza all the while to score even more points. Since it's a Windows-only demo we haven't been able to take it for a test drive ourselves, but we thought that any game that looks like the cast of "Desperate Housewives" walked into a Sims neighborhood and started taking their clothes off was worth drawing your attention to anyway. Proceed at your own risk.

MILF Warrior (game info and Windows-only demo @ milfwarrior.com - thanks M)

Previously: Bel's House of Rendered Women, "Naughty America: The Game", "Sims 2", Sex and Porn, Dream Stripper, "The Heiress", "Strip Bar Tycoon", Celebrity Virtual Hotties

We've spent a lot of time posting about instances of pornstars appearing in video games, but the folks at Games Daily have explored the topic from a different angle and filed a report from the AVN Expo about some of the lovely ladies of the adult industry and their relationship to games as players and fans. According to their research, the PSP is the platform of choice for whiling away those idle moments between scenes on porn sets, while those stars who profess an aptitude for a different kind of joystick-twiddling have a distinctly old skool taste in the games they play, with Mario and Sonic heading the list. And we're especially keen on Gia Jordan's idea for a new kind of X-rated first person shooter : "Maybe there could be obstacles like you can get Chlamydia and you're out of the game!"

"Porn Stars Love Video Games" (gamedaily.com - thanks Tod; also spotted @ Kotaku)

Previously: FHM for PSP, Sexy Gaming Guide, "Virtual Lap Dances", PSP Porn Pinups, "VirtuallyJenna" Sex Simulator, Virtual Raven Riley, Playboy Station Portable, PSP Pornpalooza!, GTA Sex Scene Video, "Sex in Games" on G4, Celebrity Virtual Hotties

Wired News reports on the recent release of "Slustler", an in-game porn magazine published by and featuring participants in the online game Second Life; says our monitor-licking sibling Kotaku, who knows more about using words like "avatar" appropriately than we do, "Slustler only takes female avatars into its e-pages, but the word is, in the coming months they ll be taking users real-life photographs and publishing them beside their avatars naked form." There's a nice gallery of shots accompanying the Wired article, but as for those user-submitted photos ... well, you're just going to have to brush up on your LSL and keep an eye out for them yourself for now. (And no, Larry Flynt could not be reached for comment.)

"Cyberporn Sells in Virtual World" (wired.com, via Kotaku)

Bonus! "WoW Adult" (creepy "World of Warcraft" porn video info and download link @ mmorgy.com)

Previously: Sex and Second Life, MMOrgy, Sexy Gaming Guide, "Sociolotron" Revisited, World of Warcraft "Porn" Video

Unfortunately, that Naughty America game we posted about earlier wasn't released in time to make IGDA's list of the sexiest videogames to give (or get) this holiday season; you will, however, find several previously-seen-on-Fleshbot titles (like Second Life and Virtually Jenna) along with a few that were new to us. Also making the list is a game called Facade, which IGDA describes as "free and family safe"—the "free" part we dig, but isn't playing something that's not family safe the whole point of a list like this to begin with?

"Sex SIG Christmas Buying Guide (igda.org)
Thumbnail: Sims 2

Previously: "VirtuallyJenna" Sex Simulator, Dream Stripper, "Sociolotron" Revisited, Sex and Second Life, "Sex in Games" on G4, "Sims 2", Sex and Porn, SeduCity, "7 Sins", MMOrgy

From the folks who live out all your steamy fantasies about girls with glasses or hot MILFs for you comes a game where you can live out all your steamy fantasies yourself: "Naughty America: The Game", scheduled for release on PC and Mac next spring, promises to be a MMORPG with a real-life dating angle. Meet an intriguing player at a digital sex party? Then look up their profile and make nice offline; there's even a background-check service as part of the, er, fun. If you're looking to fetishize rather than socialize, of course, you can still stick with the passive delights offered by extended family of Naughty America websites and explore all the office sex and dirty campus hijinks you want; they'll even take suggestions from members on what sort of scenes to shoot next. Who knew our fellow citizens were so, well, naughty?- J. West

· Naughty America: The Game (naughtyamericathegame.com; sound file warning—see also similarly sound-warning'd press release @ AVN)
· Naughty America (site previews and membership information @ naughtyamerica.com)

Previously: MMOrgy, "Sociolotron" Revisited, Sex and Second Life, World of Warcraft "Porn" Video, "3Feel" at E3, "Sims 2", Sex and Porn, SeduCity, Sex and Gaming

Just when we were priding ourselves on finally being able to tell our MMOGs from our MMORPGs, along comes a recent post at the geektacularly entertaining gaming blog MMOrgy heralding the advent of MMOVSGs, or Massively Multiplayer Online Virtual Sex Games: "So, what will MMOVSGs bring us that we can't currently get with other worlds? Why should we throw down even more hard earned money when we can just watch a Dark Elf gyrate for a while and then go level grind some more? ... If you want sex, and you want it NOW, an MMOVSG will be the place to be." We can hardly wait.

MMOrgy (mmorgy.com, via Sexoteric)

Previously: "Sociolotron" Revisited, Sex and Second Life, World of Warcraft "Porn" Video, "3Feel" at E3, "Sims 2", Sex and Porn, SeduCity, Sex and Gaming

For the average upskirt aficionado, persuing one's vocation is an enterprise beset with all sorts of hazards, from fear of legal repurcussions to hefty dry cleaning bills from all that lying around on sidewalks to get just the right angle. How exciting it is for us them, then, to catch this tantalizing glimpse of a Japanese virtual panty peeking game from the good folks at Tokyo Times: "Just a picture of this unique training device doesn't even begin to do it justice, so I took a short video too. The clip, whilst admittedly not the best quality still amply demonstrates the range of distinctive skills and quick reactions needed to bag tha 'perfect panty shot'™."

"Upskirt upbringing" (tokyotimes.org, via sexblo.gs)

Previously: Sony Ericsson's Upskirt Cam, Fleshbot Upskirt Archive

GamesFirst! publishes a two part feature on Sociolotron, the MMORPG we first posted about earlier this year and which recently marked its final release, including first-hand accounts by some of its players on what it's like to be a virtual BDSM demon or a London streetwalker in a chain mail miniskirt and thoughts by its developer, Patric Lagny: "Not only is prostitution a skill, but 'urges' such as sado, maso and exhib might compel your toon to involuntary behaviors or outbursts. Likewise, moral uprightness is a quality that must be altered in order to achieve specific goals, such as becoming a demon overlord or a high priestess in the Cult of the Succubi." Sounds like a regular day's work for us here at Fleshbot Central, actually—but the rest of you might want to check out the game to see what it's like for yourself.

· "Redefine The Grind: Sociolotron and the Atypical Gamer": Part One and Part Two (gamesfirst.com)
· Sociolotron (official game site @ sociolotron.amerabyte.com)

Previously: "Sociolotron", Sex and Second Life, Very Strange Sims, World of Warcraft "Porn" Video, "3Feel" at E3, Red Light World, "Sims 2", Sex and Porn, "7 Sins", SeduCity, Sex and Gaming