Sarah Palin (Isn't Really) Nude (At All)!

We knew it was just a matter of time until the interweb was flooded with fake nude photos of überMILF-of-the-moment Sarah Palin: after all, those former beauty pageant-worthy good looks and sexy librarian-style hairdo-and-eyeglasses combo were practically made for all sorts of fantasizing no matter which side of the bipartisan debate you happen to find yourself on. So what if some people think she's more LensCrafters than Naughty Office? That's the great thing about a democracy—everyone gets to have an opinion about who they want to jerk off to! Readers of [redacted due to lameness]* were recently challenged to come up with their best dirty Sarah Palin-inspired Photoshop fakes, and while the results vary widely in concept and execution they go to show just how deeply she's already instilled herself into our collective sexual consciousness. Ain't democracy wonderful? More »

Rude Virtual: Yet Another Virtual Sex Playground

Do you dream of a life full of hot sex, strip clubs, and sizzling adult entertainment ... with none of the boring stuff that usually gets in the way, like parking hassles and depleted bank accounts and irksome STDs? Well, now you can have that life, and you don't even have to leave your computer to get it! Once again, someone has figured out the real attraction of virtual worlds, and to that end Rude Virtual offers free access to an adult digital playground — though if you actually want to get naked or have avatar sex, you're going to have to pony up $20 a month for a full-fledged VIP membership. Still beats what you'd pay for parking or going to a real strip club, we guess. More »

Sexy Art Gallery Serves Up Some Hot Joystick Action

We just have one question about this collection of art works that was sent to us by the good people at Sexy Art Gallery (well, besides, "Why haven't you put these on your website?"): Where oh where can we get a copy of the video game that they're playing? This one definitely gets our vote for best use of a joystick ever ... not to mention a rabbit vibe, though we have to admit we were pretty good at using those already. Full gallery after the jump. More »