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more about #simulacra more comments → Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: It's like OPERATION meets DuckHunter, so obviously, I blame video-games for this violent turn in adult entertainment. [pause] Then again, a young Nikk... more » bzierunkel: Well, that's one way of avoiding awkward good-byes... more » MalzyWheels: Since you used the word already.... WHAT THE FUCKING HELL? more » FalconryoftheEroticVariety: So, the games dumb, natch but hey, if you've desperately been searching for a game that will allow you to (virtually) ogle hot girls and torture them... more » Prof_Derzshowitz: WTF????? Everything is going along fine, and then you kill the poor girl? Not cool. more » hatey: I can haz misogyny? more » -
#sarahpalin
Yet More (Really Bad) Sarah Palin Porn
Porn has always a tendency to take cues from current events and pop culture (see: Operation Desert Stormy, Hillary For President, The Eliot Splitz-her Story). So it seems only natural that Sarah Palin's crash landing into the public eye would offer some inspiration to the great minds of Porn Valley. After all, there are so many angles to take: a dominating MILF who takes care of five kids, runs the country, and has mindblowing sex (all without mussing up her perfectly coiffed hair); the hot babe who puts some life into McCain's campaign (and his other parts too); or even just a gonzo look at the (sexy) secret life of hockey moms. (It does get pretty cold up there in Alaska, you know—how else do you think they keep warm?). More » -
#milfwatch
Sarah Palin (Isn't Really) Nude (At All)!
We knew it was just a matter of time until the interweb was flooded with fake nude photos of überMILF-of-the-moment Sarah Palin: after all, those former beauty pageant-worthy good looks and sexy librarian-style hairdo-and-eyeglasses combo were practically made for all sorts of fantasizing no matter which side of the bipartisan debate you happen to find yourself on. So what if some people think she's more LensCrafters than Naughty Office? That's the great thing about a democracy—everyone gets to have an opinion about who they want to jerk off to! Readers of [redacted due to lameness]* were recently challenged to come up with their best dirty Sarah Palin-inspired Photoshop fakes, and while the results vary widely in concept and execution they go to show just how deeply she's already instilled herself into our collective sexual consciousness. Ain't democracy wonderful? More » -
#simulacra
Rude Virtual: Yet Another Virtual Sex Playground
Do you dream of a life full of hot sex, strip clubs, and sizzling adult entertainment ... with none of the boring stuff that usually gets in the way, like parking hassles and depleted bank accounts and irksome STDs? Well, now you can have that life, and you don't even have to leave your computer to get it! Once again, someone has figured out the real attraction of virtual worlds, and to that end Rude Virtual offers free access to an adult digital playground — though if you actually want to get naked or have avatar sex, you're going to have to pony up $20 a month for a full-fledged VIP membership. Still beats what you'd pay for parking or going to a real strip club, we guess. More » -
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#art
Sexy Art Gallery Serves Up Some Hot Joystick Action
We just have one question about this collection of art works that was sent to us by the good people at Sexy Art Gallery (well, besides, "Why haven't you put these on your website?"): Where oh where can we get a copy of the video game that they're playing? This one definitely gets our vote for best use of a joystick ever ... not to mention a rabbit vibe, though we have to admit we were pretty good at using those already. Full gallery after the jump. More »
