Beauty 3D: First Person Touch Tries To Brings CGI Sex To Life, Again

If you're bored with those tired old first person shooter games, you might want to have a go at Beauty3D: Naked Covergirl 2.0, which bills itself as the only game with "first person touch". You play Jacky, an erotic photographer stuck on a tropical island with three beautiful models who want nothing more than to strip, model, and dance just for you. (And they say "Metal Gear Solid" is unrealistic?). Thanks to the developers' fancy 3D technology, you'll have the ability to explore every inch of your models and get wild in any position you choose. Sure, you might think you've seen this all before—but unlike traditional adult games which depict you as a disembodied hand, Beauty3d depicts you as a disembodied arm. Go realism!

· Beauty3d: naked covergirl2.0 (kaplay.com)

There have been a few wall-mountable items in our adult novelty cabinet of late, but this one is particularly exciting because, despite Bree Olson's picture on the box, we're not sure if the Cyberskin Vibrating Suction Base Pussy And Ass is Bree Olson's Cyberskin Vibrating Suction Base Pussy And Ass. Without the knowledge of whose Cyberskin Vibrating Suction Base Pussy And Ass it's supposed to be, fucking this Cyberskin Vibrating Suction Base Pussy And Ass is like having sex with a stranger. Exciting! And creepy!

"It's molded from my tight asshole, so now you can fuck me where I like it," breathes Fleshbot Supreme Comandress Joanna Angel through the packaging of her Tight Cyberskin Ass Stroker. And what about her Tight Cyberskin Pussy Stroker? "It's molded from my own pussy, so fuck me hard like you know I like it." I don't know, Joanna; you seem to like it no matter what we do.

Danny's Male Celebrity Fakes: Where (Real) Celebrities Get Naked (Not Really)

By the way, that "naked" "Ashton Kutcher" photo we used for the thumbnail in that last post? We found it during an interweb search for sexy Kutcheriana courtesy of a modest lad named Danny, who describes himself as "young, hot, (and) horny" and who fortunately backs up his hubris by hosting a series of blogs devoted to frankly fake but frequently fetching photos of male celebrities doing things you wouldn't see covered by their SAG contracts. In addition to the usual suspects—Justin, Becks, et al.—Danny and his fellow artistes seem to have a penchant for a gratifyingly furry Matthew Fox (but who doesn't?) along with David Boreanz, Andy Roddick, and most of the male casts of "High School Musical" and the entire CW network. Sure, a lot of the submissions are more silly than sexy—but until Zac Efron decides to go the naked amateur photo route like some of his costars already have, where else are you going to go?

· MALE CELEBRITY FAKES and MALE CELEBRITY FAKES 2 (dannyhorny.blogspot.com + malecelebrityfakes2.blogspot.com)

Sure, most porn games generally suck. But then, Kronos480BC isn't your average porn game: the series of interactive journal entries that constitute its alternate reality universe are part of a promotion for NinnWorx_SR's already massively hyped "The Four", due out later this year. If you're already dusting off your twelve sided dice in anticipation of having virtual congress with a barely toga'd Brea Bennett, however, relax—it's a lot more "Lost Experience" than "MILF Warrior". (Which, considering how many of your own barely toga'd Brea Bennett scenarios you're likely to come up with once the movie is out, may not be so bad. You wouldn't want to get sick of it before you even watched the damn thing, would you?)

· "Black and Blue Deploys Alternate Reality Game in Viral Promotion of NinnWorx_SR's 'The Four'" (xbiz.com)
· "Alternate Reality Gaming Meets the Adult Entertainment Industry with Kronos480BC" (argn.com)
· Kronos480BC (kronos480bc.livejournal.com)

Previously: Ninnworx' "The Four" Is Excellent Xerxoff Material, "The Four" Is Coming ... Eventually

Is something truly disembodied when it bears the name of its inspiration? Is this Doggy Style Vibrating Ass and Pussy truly inanimate if it draws its shape from Heather Vandeven? Can we effectively say "meta" and "blow a load in an ass" in the same sentence? Let's try!

This item is not to be confused with this less full-service item. Indeed, today's model can be mounted on the couch ... just like a real lady!

Since a big part of what we do here at Fleshbot involves looking at porn all day (o.k., it's pretty much all we do), it's natural that we frequently get emails from readers asking us to identify such-and-such a performer in an anonymous video clip or inform them whether a certain model they stumbled across has appeared in other venues. And as much as we'd love to claim we know everything there is to know about every single person who has ever taken his or her clothes off in the histories of various pornographic media ... well sometimes we just don't. (Still love us?)

Sometimes, however, things are almost too easy to figure out. After the jump, read how we cracked the case of non-hardcore model Katie Fey spooge-covered double without even having to refill our cup of coffee. If only our jobs were always so easy.

It doesn't take an advanced degree in Freudian psychology to recognize the fact that our collective fascination with big boobs relates to a certain kind of infantiliazation fantasy: the desire to be protected, nurtured, and coddled. With that in mind, it's easy for anyone to understand a seemingly outré expression of that fascination like Automan's wonderful Photoshop mashups here: if getting your face all up in Milena Velba's 36-J charms is good, getting your entire body enveloped by all that bustacular goodness must be even better. And surely we're not the only ones who look forward to the day when we can simply press a button and shrink ourselves to the sort of dimensions that would make all of the fantasies expressed in Automan's delicious art come true. Er, right?

· Automan's Gallery (giantess.net)
· Thumbnail star: Milena Velba (official site @ milena-velba.de)

Previously: In Bizarre Twist, Sophie Howard Crushes On You, Footman606 On Flickr: Giantess Fantasies Afoot!, Maxcat's Giantess Realm, The Best Damn Giantess Porn Clip Ever

Buying clothes online can be a bit of a hassle—you never quite know what you're going to get. That outfit may look great in the picture, but how will it look on an actual body? If you've been worrying about a potential lingerie purchase, the Knicker Picker is here to help. As a "virtual dressing room," the site offers three models to help you preview different selections of lingerie: choose a model, watch her step onto your screen, pick out an outfit for her to try on, and see how it looks: from the front, from behind, and super up close. Or you could forget about actually buying something and just check out the models from the front, from behind, and super up close. Either way ... what have we been doing without it all this time?

· The Knicker Picker (knickerpicker.com, via Bad Girl's Hotbox)

Are Real Dolls a little too "real" and mature looking for your tastes ... you know, like they look like they're going to ask you to remember to take out the garbage once you're done having your way with them? Do you secretly fantasize about making it with the Bratz Dolls' older, curvier sisters? Well, it's your lucky year: the brand new Boy Toy Dolls are just what you've been looking for Handcrafted by the creator of Real Doll, they promise to offer all the real(ish) sensations of your favorite plastic sex surrogate with stylized, outsized anime-like facial features that are just the thing if you've ever fantasized about going on a date with Sailor Moon. But act fast, because these babes come in strictly limited quantities: "Each Boy Toy is named after a month, and the quantity of each doll that will be made will be equal to the number of days in that month. There will only be 31 Miss December dolls, 31 Miss January, etc." They grow up so fast, don't they?

· Boy Toy Dolls (boytoydolls.com; also spotted @ Otomano)

Previously: Sex Doll Rental Offers Service With A (Fake) Smile, Milky Lovers: Japanese Sex Doll Brothel

It's hard to tell where fantasy ends and reality begins (or vice-versa) in the work of the photographer known as Low Tek, so much so that even one noted sexual authority of our acquaintance took it upon herself to remind everyone that these were pictures of hyperrealistic love dolls instead of impossibly perfect models made up and posed to look like plastic companions. The effect might be all high gloss and silicone, but there's a certain pervy thrill knowing that these models are all flesh and blood—and whether you're a fan of RealDolls or of women who just look like them, you'll definitely agree that there's nothing quite like the real thing. Especially when it's a real thing that looks like a fake thing.

· Low Tek: The Doll Series (livejournal.com) and Low Tek Photography (lowtekphotography.com, may not work in Safari - via tinynibbles.com + ponyxpress.wordpress.com)

Previously: Real Real Doll Skin Makes Your Fake Fantasies Come True (Or Vice Versa), "Lars And The Real Girl", Amber-On-Amber Action, "A Perfect Fake" on YouTube, Japanese Sex Dolls: Now More Womanly!