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Breaking: Reality TV Person Once Photographed Naked We're sorry to have to tell you this, but a person who is famous only for appearing on a reality TV show once had her picture taken without clothes on. We would tell you more here, but we actually read the story and we're still not sure who she is or why you should know her. (takeareport.com, via Gawker)

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The Times Online can't believe how crazy web porn has gotten — Isabella Rossellini as a bug? Hot babes with falcons? Wild! Let's just hope they don't stumble on Genki Genki anytime soon. (technology.timesonline.co.uk)

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We hope you're sitting down for this: it turns out that the profiles of hot women used to lure customers to sexy online chat rooms are — gasp — not real! You mean to say that people sometimes pay for sexual services that are just ... a fantasy? We don't know what to believe anymore. (blogto.com)

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Shanghiist has put together a complete recap/update of that Hong Kong celebrity sex scandal that has us Westerners so confused. Now with YouTube apologies and secret unnamed participants! This would be so shocking if only we knew why these folks were famous! (shanghaiist.com)

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video

Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "Gutter Girls"

We had to take a break for a while from all those crazy uninhibited chicks who shock and intimidate us with their groovy sexed up lifestyles, but this week sees the return of those kinds of girls who go all the way and then ask why! We're so lucky to have not grown up in the sixties when wild and way out sex cults terrorized the populace with their sinful ways—not like the innocent upstanding young ladies you meet on the internet these days.

· "Gutter Girls," a.k.a. "The Yellow Teddybears" (1963) (imdb.com)
· Clip courtesy of Bedazzled Blue

Previously: Sexploitation Clip Archive

2:20 PM on Thu Jan 24 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
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but what about the children?

English Teacher Acts In Sexy Commercial, Corrupts Youth

Everyone knows from watching movies that private schools appear on the surface to be stuffy, uptight institutions of higher learning, but underneath they are actually lusty dens of sin and vice. So we can't figure why Britian would be so shocked to learn that a private school English teacher can be seen having (not really) sex with a randy construction worker on YouTube. This fantasy ad has been online for some time already, and while it might be creepy in a "women are all dirty sluts who crave hardhat cock" sorta way, we wouldn't call it "shocking soft-porn." (Decide for yourself below. They even use a condom!) But if a low-paid teacher can't make a little non-nude acting money during summer breaks, then there's definitely a lesson to be learned in there somewhere. More »

4:54 PM on Fri Jan 18 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
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Latest by n/a: I've seen more sex on a syndicated sitcom at 7 PM. Okay maybe 9, but anyway. Damn those teachers for having sex with another human consenting adult. What is this world coming to!?!? more »

Any doubts about Amy Fisher's involvement with or assent to the DVD distribution of her homemade sex adventure are probably erased by the news that she will be the special guest DJ at her own sex tape release party. So we're going to go out on a limb and say that she's cool with the whole thing.

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Adults are shocked to learn that kids would use pre-paid credit cards to buy things other than lollipops and comic books. Actually, some of the lollipops and comics books we've seen aren't that innocent to begin with. (guardian.co.uk)

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Even though yesterday was National Underwear Day, scores of women were roaming the streets of New York City without any drawers on! We must get to the bottom of this ... since apparently no silk or cotton ever does. (nypost.com, via Gawker)

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Miss New Jersey will keep her crown since her blackmail ordeal is the most boring beauty pageant scandal ever. As if we all didn't have a photo someone biting our tit floating around out there somewhere? (msnbc.msn.com)

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public sex alert

Vanessa Minnillo And Nick Lachey Really Enjoyed Their Hot Tub

If you thought some Mexican lawyering and a big bank account would be enough to keep those "hardcore" pictures of Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey out of the public eye, you don't know much about the internets. Although, if you're slightly suspicious that one of Hollywood's more noticeable couples could get "caught" having sex in an outdoor tub, and the pictures would somehow mysteriously get spread around the globe we wouldn't blame you, especially now that we've seen the first batch of snaps from their notorious south of the border vacation. There's no bare boobs or stray ween and not even one lousy penetration shot, but obvs ... they're so totally doing it. Who knows if there's more where this came from (or who that awkwardly placed third leg belongs to) but whether they want attention or they just want to drive Jessica Simpson to drinking ... mission accomplished.

· I am - The First of the Nick and Vanessa Pics to Surface (drunkenstepfather.com)

9:53 AM on Thu Jul 5 2007
By Dashiell Bennett
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shocking!

Breaking: Kinky UK Sex Freaks Invent Outrageous New Fetish!

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morning wood

Morning Wood: Free Boobies!

· Newspapers and websites appeal to the lowest common denominator and use cheap, tawdry tactics to grab attention. In other news, look at these tits! (brisbanetimes.com.au) More »

10:46 AM on Wed Jun 6 2007
By Dashiell Bennett
8,913 views, 1 comment

scandal!

Wild World Of Nude Sports Mistresses

The sports world was shocked last week to learn that a young, attractive, obscenely wealthy, and ridiculously talented professional athlete might possibly be dating a stripper. (He's also married to a non-stripper, which we guess is the shocking part.) Normally, the late night shenanigans of New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez would be left to those who actually care are better qualified to discuss such things, but something about this story managed to catch our eye. It must have been the nude pictures of A-Rod's (hee-hee ... "rod") alleged paramour, Joslyn Morse, that were dug up from her stint in Playboy back in 2001. Now we're interested! We don't really have anything to add to the story, other than the observation that these photo lend credence to the rumor that the slugger likes the "muscular" type. It's good to know they have something in common. More »

11:33 AM on Mon Jun 4 2007
By Dashiell Bennett
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Latest by Trackback: (Warning: The links contained in this post are most definitely not safe for work. Unless you work at home.) It was only a matter of time: the Playboy photos of supposed A-Rod paramour/definite stripper have surfaced. (Link via Fleshbot more »

great moments in advertising

Breaking: Skin Shamelessly Used To Sell Skin Care Products

In what can only be described as a cheap and tawdry stunt completely unworthy of the dignified world of corporate advertising, British skin care company Elave is using nude spokespeople to push its latest brand of "cleansers" and "moisturizers". The new campaign, cheekily titled "Nothing To Hide", features a website and commercial starring a totally naked pitchwoman who tries to convince customers of the alleged purity of their products. That any marketing executive would stoop to crass tricks like full-frontal nudity (male and female, even!) and dirty puns just to sell some face wash is a deplorable spectacle and we're sure that the rest of their more respectable peers in advertising community will take them to task, perhaps even shunning them for besmirching the respectability of their profession. Plus, we only have basic cable so we'll probably never get to see these ads on TV. Now we're really outraged. More »

2:56 PM on Fri May 18 2007
By Dashiell Bennett
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Latest by n/a: Gotta love that viral marketing. Consider me infected! What are they sellin' again? more »

scandal

Miss Australia "Nude" Scandal

What is the deal with beauty pageant contestants and the scandalous pasts that always seem to come back and haunt them? For the second-year in a row, the leading candidate for the Miss Australia title has been booted because of some topless photos that appeared in a men's magazine. Topless being a relative term, apparently, since while Perth's own Carly Hanson is definitely not wearing a top in this Ralph magazine spread, all the naughty bits have been cleverly covered by gold leaf. Hardly shocking, but enough to get her disqualified. So if you're keeping score at home, that's two Miss Australias, a Miss Great Britain, a Miss USA, a Miss Nevada, and a Miss France "disgraced" in the last two years ... and those are just the ones we know about. The irony, of course, is that if any of them has stayed on the straight and narrow and actually won the Miss Universe title they were gunning for, they would have remained completely anonymous to us and most of the world. Is that what they mean by a moral (amoral?) victory? More »

1:35 PM on Mon Apr 23 2007
By Dashiell Bennett
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news

Adriana Dominguez, Law Student Gone Wild: Objection Overruled!

The New York legal community is abuzz this week over the tale of Adriana Dominguez, a third-year student at Brooklyn Law School who shockingly stars in a nude video that's buzzing around the servers of that august institution. Back in January, Adriana modeled for photographer Andrew Einhorn and appeared on the show Naked Happy Girls—which no one saw at the time, because it aired on Playboy TV. However, once a clip from the show made its way online lawyers all over the city began billing their clients $400 an hour to email it to all their friends. Apparently it's all very scandalous and horrifying, because every single person associated with our nation's legal profession is a morally upright citizen incapable of thinking impure thoughts—and would certainly get no joy out of watching a naked law student get spanked. (Right?) Still, we hope some ambulance chaser will open up his cold, black heart and give her a job someday anyway. Joe Francis could probably use the help. More »

1:35 PM on Tue Apr 10 2007
By Dashiell Bennett
11,923 views, 2 comments

Latest by josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you: Let me be the first: yes, dude (i.e., hell 2 da naw). more »

wet spots

Wet Spots: Click Here 4 Hott BriTney Photoz!!!!!!!

· The Britney Spears train wreck rolls on. Take a look at her nipples, if you can tear your eyes away from that grease spot on her shirt. (egotastic.com) More »

7:30 PM on Thu Apr 5 2007
By Dashiell Bennett
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