· Buy "Ashlynn Brooke's Lesbian Fantasies" (gamelink.com)

Alas, a quick trip to the Cueball Network's website reveals that all promises of further shaving cream fun were just a lie (as are promises of 18+ extreme shaving action). It seems the whole thing is just one of those "viral" promos that companies—Nivea, in this case—are so hot about. Well, at least we'll always have this video to tide us over...

· Cueball Network (cueballnetwork.com, via AdRants)

Master Liam & Anastasia Pierce—both of whom we can personally vouch for—dare to defy these vanilla conventions that have been imposed on the industry by outsiders seeking to cash in on something they can’t possibly. In their breathtaking feature, "Taboo Lovers Enslaved" (releasing this week from Hustler), the pair feature Dana DeArmond, Madison Young, Aiden Starr, and Kendra James, all true submissives unequivocally and intimately aware of what power exchange means. Mistress Nicolette joins in the fun, helping Liam and Anastasia bring these deviant darlings' dark fantasies alive as they once again pledge their sweet, juicy hearts and holes over to the care of their captors. The results, while far from edge play, are still rather satisfying. Kudos to Liam (and his partner-in-crime Pierce) for pushing ever further into adult content production.

"Taboo Lovers Enslaved" releases today from Hustler Video.

· Hustler Video (hustlervideo.com)

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· "bathtub shaving" (Megarotic)

So which kind of sex gets you more fired up—the carefully planned kind, or the kind that just happens? Figure it all out with Always Aroused Girl after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Always Aroused Girl

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Wax on, Whack Off

Now when I shave her legs, nothing comes of it, however, tending to the pussy almost always leads to sex. This night was no different. After putting all the stuff away, I come out of the bathroom to find her pulling her vibrator out. I plop down on the bed next to her, getting naked to join her. I move up against her, and start fondling her breasts and teasing her nipples.

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Patch

He patted the dark area on the duvet cover beneath me. I moved off my stomach and sat back on my feet, looking at the duvet. The wet patch was huge, almost a foot across and a foot long. I placed my hand on it and was shocked to discover how wet it was: the material was drenched, soaked through the duvet feathers to the sheet below.

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Dentist

I tried to think of a way to ask her why this happened and what it might mean but I couldn't come up with a good reason for having my mouth that wide-open on a day-to-day basis except the real one. When I'm sucking Mr Stern's cock, after a while my jaw sometimes starts to hurt. Could I ask her that? Imagine it ...

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Quench My Thirst

He looks divine. His shirt is open, his dark blonde hair disheveled, and slightly damp. I must have gotten him fresh from the shower. My mind sets on that image as I pull his shirt off, kissing him on the neck.

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Morning Rituals

Here's my favorite ritual......my morning spanking. these will often come at different times during my morning, depending on TND's schedule. and there are days that, in our hurry or due to differing schedules, we miss them.

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Possession

"I like it when better when you undress me" she said, giggling and turning around to face him. He smiled, and rolled his eyes at her silly request. He was tired and she was trying to act coy. God Damn girl, just get naked.

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See also: Sugasm #99: The best of this week's blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

Thumbnail via Discrete Sex (TGP/preview gallery @ discretesex.com, via Ask Jolene)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

· Babelog regular Anna Michalik is very skillful with power tools. We wonder if she could use a hand on that back porch? (dailyniner.com)

· Make your reservations now for the newest Hooters franchise ... in Dubai. When they say "wings hotter than the Arabian desert," they mean it. (gulfnews.com)

· To shave or not to shave? Your balls that is. The manscaping debate rages on (with way too many references to "musky odors" for our tastes.) (observer.com, via Gawker)

· Worcester County, Maryland, passes an emergency zoning bill to restrict the growth of adult business, because there's no greater emergency than a zoning emergency. (delmarvanow.com)

· We won't be at the naked summer solstice run in Latvia this weekend, but to show our support we might jog around the living room in our underwear. (yahoo.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

There's nothing more comforting than cuddling up with the spouse—even if it happens to be someone else's spouse. As we pay conjugal visits to some of our favorite sex bloggers in today's Sex Blog Roundup, we find that many husbands and wives keep their wedding bands charged with secret affairs, bar room pick ups, and beaver-shaving parties. And every now and then, some couples even find time to sneak off alone. Romance isn't totally dead, you know.

Kiss the bride with Jefferson after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Jefferson

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The Second Post

M is a married woman. Wed to a semi-prominent family in the Business. A gorgeous, Renaissance beauty with Guinevere hair and alabaster skin. Her husband is preoccupied, intoxicated, or soft, because she drives one hour each way to get fucked, hard. And for the both of us, it'd been a while—last September was our previous tryst, in a motel room off the freeway, her fantasy.

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After the Bar Closes

It being Saturday night and all and nothing planned we headed off to our favorite little bar for some drinking and gambling and whatever else came along. Much to my wife's delight, the bartender was a guy she flirts with all the time. He's in his mid- to late-thirties, big and strong, and even better from her perspective, works alone most nights.

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Restricted . . . Again

As of yesterday, i may no longer masturbate or engage in self-pleasurable activities that may incite an orgasm. i admit, the minute my eyes soaked in the words from my Owner's orders, there was an immediate surge of longing for Him and a deep impression of His control and power over me that made my tummy flutter, twist all up inside, and feel very Owned. [i once went 43+ days before He fucked the orgasms out of me . . . ]

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Hallway Sex

On Saturday morning, as I was headed downstairs anxious to do some routine yard work, Cindy was coming up the stars and accosted me in the main hallway carrying a bunch of folded towels.

"Psst . . . hold it!," she whispered.

"What's up?" I asked.

"Ya wanna blowjob?"

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Shave and a Haircut—Two Bits

Last night we did the big first shave since her annual check-up. The full shave. Dee had gotten most of the longer hairs off her pudendum in the shower yesterday morning, but left the stubble and everything on her labia for me to whisk off as part of our foreplay. Even before I had her labes all trimmed my tongue was getting hard with anticipation; I couldn't wait to lick her bald slit again after having had only the hairy version for the past few months.

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Perfect Paradise, Is He Mr. Married Prince Charming?

He opened the door . . . he looked as sexy as he did the first time. Actually, he looked even sexier. I was all worked up. I had just had a disaster at work that I had to fix . . . so I arrived frazzled. Funny how a man's touch and kiss can slowly take away the stress of the day. Oh yes, he grabbed me and kissed me and I could feel the crisis disappearing.

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Thumbnail via Just Married Sex (paysite preview @ justmarriedsex.com)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive
 

Have no fear: there is nothing ultimate (e.g. prematurely bringing about the doom that awaits us all) about Adam & Eve's Ultimate Personal Shaver. It is, instead, a safe and relatively trauma-free means of laying bare some of our most shameful, hair-bestrewn places.

Join us for a thoughtful study of our second pubic-hair related personal grooming device today after the gap. - GP

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In my business (vandalizing pyramids, but also porn) I see a lot of shaved pubic areas. Constant skin-to-skin abrasion and buffeting of those areas in the course of shooting porn scenes makes them ruddy like the pieces of meat they are. That is why those attempting their first genital shave should not be horrified that what emerges from the hair looks like a litter of blind puppies.

The Ultimate Personal Shaver contains a tin of talc just like at your granddad's barbershop. But don't let the conceit go too far by sploshing some Vitalis on your parts, because then you'll be writhing on the floor like a lame act at the Friar's Club.

The three-tiered approach involves throwing on some talc, getting rid of the more blatant hairs with the main shaver, brushing on more talc, and then finishing off the smaller hairs. The result is very smooth. This really is shaving like a porn star. All you need is chlamydia!

An added feature (and the press material is very excited about this) are the one-use only stencils included in the package. We felt these were a little corny and just broke out the Lite Brite and Spirograph instead. And there were no available stencils for the Westside Crips, with whom I roll, so that was disappointing.

· Ultimate Personal Shaver (adameve.com)

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Previously: Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive

Last year it was all about pubic hair dying; now feminine hygeine technology has enabled us to expedite the hair removal process with what is essentially a guard for one's pink bits that protects girl stuff from careless shaving with something that looks like a half-assed attempt at a plastic chastity belt. Having experienced certain shaving mishaps ourselves, we can appreciate the need for such a product&especially one that's so versatile (in addition to being handy for shaving, the device claims to be useful in protecting girl parts while tanning, and its potential for making anal bleaching more comfortable should not be underestimated either.) Their official tagline may be "Go Bare Without a Care," but the makers of the Bikini Line Genie should also add "Shave while you're drunk!" to their testimonials page. That's something we here at Fleshbot can most definitely endorse. - AR

· Bikini Line Genie (product info @ bikinilinegenie.com)

Previously: Pubic Shave, Sex Without Bush/ShaveIt 2004

CyberDyke is the home base of what is actually a collection of websites devoted to good old fashioned girl-on-girl action. It's run by real lesbians, too, not the kind that make out with their friends in order to mess with horny frat guys at parties. These ladies get into all kinds of trouble with toys, bondage, shaving and ... ok, they make out with each other too, but there's a lot more to it than that. A membership gets you access to their whole network, but for the commitment-phobic there are plenty of sample galleries to help you make up your mind. Guys may look, but do not touch. (Except yourselves.)

· CyberDyke (cyber-dyke.net, via indienudes.com)

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Previously: "Sextrospective": Photos by Phyllis Christopher, My Lesbian Babes, Podcast: Pink and White Productions Interview, Pink and White Party Pics, Lesbian Training, Simply Sapphic Erotica, I Love Abby Winters

While we're not exactly the type of folks who ever lack for something to do with our hands while toiling on the RSS porn chain gang, it did cross our minds when reading the text on Merkin World's site—which claims to have pubic wigs for sale made from the "best quality materials entirely by hand"—that making imitation landing strips for strippers seems a hobby far more noble than, say, knitting. And merkin-making is a far more convincing pickup line at cocktail parties than "sex blogger". Trust us.
-V. Blue

· Merkin World (merkinworld.com - thanks Coop)

Previously: New @ Phamous 69, Pubic Shave, The Y Project,Virtual Merkin

While the main mission of BaldGirlz is to showcase the "erotic, mysterious essence" of bald women through photos and video clips, the action goes way beyond fun with straight razors and electric clippers; you'll also find stroke material featuring other feminine beauty and hygiene activities such as eyebrow waxing, toenail painting, leg shaving, and hair coloring (along with the odd balloon fetish video for good measure). Alas, we're not quite sure how being covered in chocolate sauce fits into a cosmetic regimen. But we'll try anything once.

Baldgirlz (membership preview @ baldgirls.com - thanks T)

See also: Extreme Haircut (membership tour @ extremehaircut.com)

Previously: Hot Bald Babes, More Hot Bald Babes, Pubic Shave, The Y Project, Sex Without Bush/Shave It 2004, Hot Cuts, Bald Stars, Digital Hair Extensions