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    Image of Fuji-kun Fuji-kun
    06/27/09

    In reply to You Must Be At Least This Slutty 2 Ride Shane Diesel
    how does it get like that? is there a pump that can do that? where do i get it? XD
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    Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
    06/27/09

    @Fuji-kun: Plastics!
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    Image of Prof_Derzshowitz Prof_Derzshowitz
    06/29/09

    @Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: "Plastics!"


    It's the biggest thing since radio, and [we're] lettin' you in on the ground floor!

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    Image of Tricked Tricked
    06/27/09

    In reply to You Must Be At Least This Slutty 2 Ride Shane Diesel
    When Shane Diesel finally loses his mind and goes on a killing spree, he's going to do it by swinging his mighty meat hammer and knocking the fuck out of small, unsuspecting white women. Mark my words.
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    Image of JeanneDufie JeanneDufie
    06/17/09

    In reply to "Scrubs - A XXX Parody" Vs. "Scrubs": A Comparison
    xxx jayden = scrubs jordan

    I think that's as close to what she will be. on the xxx they do they are exes.
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    Image of offred offred
    06/16/09

    In reply to The Doctor Is In: "Scrubs - A XXX Parody"
    For shame. How can you have Scrubs porn without Guy Love, between two guys?
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    Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum
    06/16/09

    @offred: Have you met the mainstream porn industry?
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    Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum
    06/16/09

    @Lux Alptraum: Correction: Have you met the mainstream straight porn industry?
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    Image of paraffinshot paraffinshot
    06/15/09

    In reply to The Doctor Is In: "Scrubs - A XXX Parody"
    No J.D./Turk action?
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    Image of JackKerowackoff JackKerowackoff
    06/15/09

    In reply to The Doctor Is In: "Scrubs - A XXX Parody"
    Missy Stone < Madelyne Marie
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    Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum
    06/15/09

    @JackKerowackoff: Different strokes for different folks, man.
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    Image of cand86 cand86
    06/15/09

    In reply to The Doctor Is In: "Scrubs - A XXX Parody"
    What a coincidence! I just watched this over the weekend, too (more evidence that you and I are totally in sync, Fleshbot).


    I liked it. I wish it had more plot and that they had incorporated some of the show's female guest stars (Molly Clock, etc.) into the sex scenes instead of just making them anonymous chicks. The music could've been better. Jack Lawrence as Doctor Cox was severely underutilized (seriously? Not a single funny porny rant to D.J.?). I'm not sure the Janitor deserved a sex scene. But overall, it was fun.


    My fave scene was Shane and Thea- they seemed to actually remember that they were playing characters (while not sacrificing on the sex).


    But yeah. It was still a decent flick.

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    Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum
    06/15/09

    @cand86: Maybe New Sensations will take note of these suggestions and incorporate them into a sequel--or maybe in some webisodes, like they made for "The Office."
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    Image of Conrad Conrad
    06/15/09

    @Lux Alptraum: Did they make sex webisodes for the office parody? If so, that's pretty amazing dedication.


    I just bought a copy of this for our friend, Brian, he is an avid Scrubs fan. And most likely an avid masturbator.

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    Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum
    06/15/09

    @Conrad: Yes: [fleshbot.com]
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    Image of Prof_Derzshowitz Prof_Derzshowitz
    04/21/09

    In reply to “The Bigger The Better 3” Transforms Young Girl Vagina Right Before Your Eyes
    Jeez. I like being white and all, (and I'm definitely not dissatisfied with the proportions of my own "equipment"), but if I could somehow magically turn black and acquire a massive shadow stick like the ones in these pics, I'd be a pretty happy dude.


    [And yes, I am aware that it may be possible that not all African-Americans possess such elephantine appendages. But according to what I've seen on Fleshbot, it's practically a scientific certainty].

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    Image of hodayathink wants WWFRD back! hodayathink wants WWFRD back!
    04/21/09

    @Prof_Derzshowitz: Trust me, it ain't always a picnic.
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    Image of FalconryoftheEroticVariety FalconryoftheEroticVariety
    04/21/09

    @Prof_Derzshowitz: you should watch [www.imdb.com] with a pretty fun scene about that 'situation'
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    Image of Prof_Derzshowitz Prof_Derzshowitz
    04/21/09

    @hodayathink is looking for a white 20-something porn actres...: Which part: being black, or having a massive member?
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    Image of hodayathink wants WWFRD back! hodayathink wants WWFRD back!
    04/22/09

    @Prof_Derzshowitz: Both.
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    Image of Prof_Derzshowitz Prof_Derzshowitz
    04/22/09

    @hodayathink is looking for a white 20-something porn actres...: Well, even though it may not be a picnic, a meat-stick of Boz's size could probably feed a family of four.
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    Image of hodayathink wants WWFRD back! hodayathink wants WWFRD back!
    04/22/09

    @Prof_Derzshowitz: But would there be enough room for dessert?
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    Image of MajorRichard MajorRichard
    03/22/09

    In reply to "Scrubs - A XXX Parody" Vs. "Scrubs": A Comparison
    I've always thought Cherry Jul and Sarah Chalke could be sisters.

    There's a missed opportunity.
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    Image of VeronicaCentaur VeronicaCentaur
    03/10/09

    In reply to "Scrubs - A XXX Parody" Vs. "Scrubs": A Comparison
    I'm disappointed a bit the person they got to play Carla, her boobs are actually smaller than the actual Carla but as long as Ashlynn says frick and bajingo during the sex scenes, I guess I can't complain

    also, I hope to God that How I Met You Mother is the next porn parody after this, it would legen...wait for it...dary
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    Image of offred offred
    03/09/09

    In reply to "Scrubs - A XXX Parody" Vs. "Scrubs": A Comparison
    Scrubs is such pure win. Hopefully they'll reunite Tuner and Hooch in this movie (Hooch is crazy!). Alexis Texas could pull off Kim, Elizabeth Banks's character... well, sort of. Sadly no casting for Ted either - he deserves his day in the sun, particularly after finding Gooch (maybe Joanna Angel?)...
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    Image of cand86 cand86
    03/10/09

    @offred: Hooch IS crazy! (Sorry, couldn't resist). But yeah, Ted, I forgot all about Ted. You know, I think with a little flop sweat and a bald cap, Mike Horner could totally rock Ted's character.
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    Image of bdve bdve
    03/07/09

    In reply to "Scrubs - A XXX Parody" Vs. "Scrubs": A Comparison
    Is it Bi? If you watch Scrubs you can't deny it really oughta be Bi.
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    Image of cand86 cand86
    03/07/09

    @bdve: So true. It wouldn't sell nearly as much if it were really bi, but there SHOULD be some snarky comments and innuendo, in honor of all the gay humor.


    And you know what I just realized? THERE'S NO TODD!!! How can that be?

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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    03/08/09

    @cand86: The Todd is crucial!


    Where is Kelso?!

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    Image of 63words 63words
    03/08/09

    @bdve: seriously, what would scrubs be without some guy love between two guys?
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    Image of jayhasasecret jayhasasecret
    03/07/09

    In reply to "Scrubs - A XXX Parody" Vs. "Scrubs": A Comparison
    So... I'm actually really looking forward to this one. The other "Not... XXX" parodies were before my time... but I can relate to this one because of where I am every Tuesday night. (That place being glued to the TV set waiting for Scrubs to be on.)
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    Image of Tricked Tricked
    03/07/09

    In reply to "Scrubs - A XXX Parody" Vs. "Scrubs": A Comparison
    Although I cringed at yet another "Not... XXX" parody... I want to see this. I love the show, and the porn cast is pretty-damn nice (also nice to see Shane Diesel in a more mainstream title). Deen is nigh-perfect casting, and wow - even his nom-de-porn matches his target's character name. That's just wonderful, haha.
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    Image of cand86 cand86
    03/07/09

    @Tricked: I didn't even notice the James Deen-J.D. connection!
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    Image of eRowdy eRowdy
    05/30/09

    @Tricked: There's a huge difference, masked by a small subtlety between Hustler's "Not _______ XXX" and New Sensations' "_______: a XXX parody" series. IMHO, New Sensations has the parody market on lockdown... They tend to stay more true to the series, by keeping sets as similar as possible, and slightly changing the character's names. Even character quirks are ever present within the NS attempts.


    New Sensations FTW!

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    Image of cand86 cand86
    03/06/09

    In reply to "Scrubs - A XXX Parody" Vs. "Scrubs": A Comparison
    Oh. My. God.


    I might actually have to watch this one! Seems to me like they're finally targeting some of us younger ones who don't have the nostalgia for 70's sitcoms.


    Aside from Ralph Long being too young and sweet looking as the Janitor, all the casting looks good ('specially James Deen . . . genius!). But where is Bob Kelso (in a non-sex role, of course)?


    I'm so excited! Please don't screw it up, New Sensations!

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