Alas, the film is not yet slated to come to a US audience (and this clip is, sadly, not subtitled), so we're unable to enjoy the film in all its glory. Truly a pity: we have a feeling it would put "Sex and the City" to shame. And then some.

· "Ah! La libido" (imdb.com)
· Sarah Grappin in "Ah! La libido" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Yes, Natalie's deflowering has been sold to an American man for one million dollars. Yes, it seems like a lot to us, too, but hey: props to Natalie for scoring so much cash. Also in the works? A book deal and a biopic. Man, if we'd known auctioning off our ladyflower could be that much of a get rich quick scheme, we never would have pursued this whole writing scam.

· Girl Selling Virginity To End Auction In The Next Few Days (scandalist.thefablife.com)

· Recession Sex Workers 2: Mandy Morbid's Sex and Death Funhouse (therumpus.net)
· Photo by Ellen Stagg (staggstreet.com)

A series of stripper-on-stripper interviews (a refreshing change from the more common reporter-on-stripper interviews), Recession Strippers examines the relationship between strippers and stripping, offering perspective on what brings women into the business, what keeps them there, and, of course, how they're effected by changes in the economy. Up first: Laura Jackson, a girl whose been paid thousands of dollars to quit, but just can't give up the dancer's life.

· Recession Strippers 1: The Laura Jackson Experience (therumpus.net)
· Photo by Romy Suskin (romysuskin.com)

Sales of the calendar benefit the very worthy Sex Work Awareness. Interested in supporting the calendar? Interested in buying a calendar? Info is available online.

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Often found on the walls of London's iconic red phone booths, these advertising cards have been around since the 1980's—and have evolved over time, as changes in printing technology have allowed them to become more sophisticated and complex. "Tart Cards" has collected more than 350 of these works of art, providing some background on how they came about, how they've evolved, and what, exactly, "a-levels" refers to. Curious? Take a sneak peek inside in the gallery below.

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Somewhat reminiscent of those "I'm a PC" ads, Ray's video reminds us that just because someone makes their living using their sexy bits, that doesn't mean that they don't have regular, ordinary lives just like the rest of us. Maybe as follow up, she can make a video about how sex work is real work—you know, something to educate those who assume it's just lying around in your panties all day (really, people, that's what's know as blogging.).

· I Am a Sex Worker: Video and Audio PSA (wakingvixen.com)

Wan•der•lust: –noun
a strong, innate desire to rove or travel about.

You know that thing: even if you're spoken for, that itch—the innate desire to discover—persists. It's kinda why the Internet is so awesome. This week's picks from the best sex writing on the web feature all the glorious wanderlust you can handle, with none of the guilt. Sit back and relax; Madeline drew you a map.

TDs West Revisited and Other Notes

She was doing her thing without even taking out my dick. She was using it to get herself off, as most of the strippers do when they encounter my dick, by rubbing her clit against it as she slid up and down my leg. She succeeded in simultaneously getting both of us off using her method. Her cum juice oozed out and soaked my shorts along with my own jiz

—SEXhobbyist

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Lovers Reunite

I proceeded to tell him that I was instantly wet at just the thought of him filling my ass with his beautiful cock. ‘really? Pull your pants down a bit. Let me feel how wet you are'

So I did. Sweet jesus. His fingers explored my soaking wet pussy like it was the first time. Driving along the Queensway at 100km/h with his fingers tickling my clit and reaching as much as he could inside me.

—Confessions of an Adulterer

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Not Enough #7

"You're always so boring and vanilla, so ordinary, so run-of-the-mill. And right now I'm soooo fucking horny." She looked down at me with increasing anger, her eyes squinting in the darkness of the room. I could feel her skin against mine, the heat of her body cascading down on me as she knelt across my chest, her sex warmer still, the dampness just touching me.

—Swordfish Suite

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Savannah 1:4 Sucking His Cock

She took her time with him, letting her tongue slide around his head before licking down his shaft. She teased him, feeling him pulse in her hand. She licked over the veins that ran up his cock, feeling the beat of his heart through his cock. She swirled her tongue up and down before finally allowing her lips to slip over the head of his cock. Her warm mouth, slick with saliva, pulled his cock inside. She slid her tongue around his head again as she pulled him in deeper. Stephan groaned as his length touched the back of her throat.

—Dirty Little Mind

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The Queen of Spades

Her sleek heels clik on the wet pavement as she crosses the street toward the hotel. Her hair is taut across her scalp, the long and swaying strands of her rich brown hair complementing the movement of her hips as she strolls. The sheer dark miniskirt is as tight as a drum's skin, holding her thighs in an embrace, accentuating her small and so perky derriere as its cheeks raise and lower with each sensual and graceful step she takes. She's petite, likely in college, and as the faintest smile is spread across her amber lips as she makes her way to the lounge.

—Urban Roguery

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Room 215

As he sat back, I reached over and started stroking his cock. It was a nice one, little longer than mine, and about the same width. He went ahead and lay back on the bed, and I stroked him to hardness. I couldn't wait any longer and started running my tongue up and down his shaft. Swirling it around the head, teasing and tonguing the frenulum, then taking him in my mouth and going down slowly. I dunno about him, but damn I am enjoying myself.

—Wanton Maleness

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· Thumbnail Star: Muriel, via Hegre-Art (hegre-art.com)
· Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

We haven't been able to figure out how to get our insurance company to cover the costs of our [hypothetical] cosmetic surgeries, but the sex biz has enlightened us to a new pocketbook saver. Write them off — as maintenance! And while you're at it, ask for tax breaks for all the condoms and lube you use, and even the new hot tub in the backyard, so long as you're making dirty films in it. Dirty films for work, of course.

· Via How To Deduct Lube, and Other Secrets of Sex Work (thesword.com)

· Image courtesy of Manko Suicide (suicidegirls.com)

The good people of Showtime have offered Fleshbot the exciting opportunity to showcase the very first episode of "Call Girl"'s second season. Through the magic of voodoo and video embeds, you'll find the entire episode right here, on this page. Take a peek at what Billie's up to this season... and be sure to let us know what you think in the comments.

· "Secret Diary Of A Call Girl" (sho.com)

All kidding aside, the special was actually worth watching. Though it was—predictably—full of a great deal of sensationalism, it also took the time to interview sex workers and sex worker advocates, filling the the hour with sound bites from women like Veronica Monet and Elizabeth Bernstein. TV actually providing a well-rounded, honest look at prostitution? Amazing!

Most surprising moment of the night? Amid all the shock and awe, he special actually took the time to touch on serious issues, such as decriminalization, even taking the time to interview Carol Leigh, aka Scarlot Harlot, a noted sex worker's rights activist:

We're not sure if this special is a sign of things to come, or just a blip on the radar—but if more networks follow CNBC's lead, that can only be a good thing.

· "Dirty Money: The Business Of High End Prostitution (cnbc.com)

It's all to benefit Audacia Ray's worthy Sex Work 101 public education project, and for a (very) limited time you can even sponsor one of the days on the calendar so that everyone who buys a copy will know when to celebrate your birthday or the anniversary of the first time you fapped it to an episode of "Wonder Woman". If you're hoping for full-on naked cheesecake action, you might still want to look elsewhere since we have it on excellent authority that photographer Stacie Joy will be shooting her subjects in sexy burlesque-style poses only. Which is just as well, because sometimes looking at some of our bestest friends and colleagues fully naked can get a little embarassing.

• New York City Sexblogegrs 2009 Calendar (sexbloggercalendar.wordpress.com)
• Sex Work 101 (sexwork101.com)
• Thumbnail superstars: Rachel Kramer Bussel and Twanna A. Hines
• Photo by Stacie Joy (flickr.com/photos/editrixie)