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#books
Bookkake: Where Sticky Pages Are Part Of The Fun
And speaking of books (if not testicles), the brand new Bookkake is such a good idea that we're paddling ourselves with our copy of "Porn 101" for not thinking of it first. But we're glad someone did: It's an online sex bookshop, and a damn dirty one too. We just hope they remember to wipe down the books before shipping them out. (bookkake.com - thanks Rachel) -
#news
From the comments: A man in Colorado has been trying to scam free porn by claiming to be from the police department's "age verification unit" and demanding that a local sex shop give him DVDs to inspect. (They didn't fall for it.) Maybe he should go back to his day job at the FBI. (yahoo.com + choiceshirts.com, thanks to BigRedOne) -
#sexshops
Ellicott City, Maryland, has spent 11 years battling "The Pack Shack" adult store and all they've managed to do is pass a few unconstitutional laws and give $187,000 in tax money to the store's owners. But at least now they can choose from a fine selection of used paperbacks to go with the sex toys and lingerie. Maybe City Hall just can't fight a determined sex shop? (baltimoresun.com) -
#sextoys
Bay Area brides-to-be! Are you still searching for a place to hold your bachelorette party? If you're skeeved out by strippers, but want something a little more risque than a dinner out with the girls, get yourself to Good Vibrations! The sex-positive sex toy retailer is now offering its Bay Area branches as free venues for bachelorette parties. The place comes with complimentary champagne and chocolates, as well as a free tour of the store. We advise you not to get too drunk, however—we're pretty sure there's a "you break it, you bought it" policy in effect. (xbiz.com) -
#politics
If you still can't decide between Hillary and Obama, you might want to consider the fact that the good senator for Illinois refused to support a bill that would prohibit sex toy shops from opening up near schools (and, we assume, Gymborees). Barack Obama: friend to sex shops everywhere! (campainspot.nationalrevew.com) -
#sexshops
Three porn shops in Portsmouth, New Hampshire, have dismantled their viewing booths because of a new city ordinance requiring that they be "well lit, without holes, clean and visible from all common areas," and naturally nobody wants to jerk off in that. (seacoastonline.com) -
#crime
A master thief robbed three Missouri sex toy shops in one night by smashing in the front door with his minivan and then taking off with all the vibrators. Subtle and effective ... just like most of the toys he stole! (kansascity.com) -
#sexshops
Christmas Eve probably seemed like the perfect time to rob an adult video store, but just because Santa's busy doesn't mean he can't see you being naughty. Besides, breaking into places in the middle of night with a bag full of toys is his job. (signonsandiego.com) -
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#dolls
A Wisconsin man is accused of breaking into a sex shop and stealing their blowup dolls (while the leaving the cash register untouched.) Sadly, his alibi was full of holes. (madison.com; thumb via sexblo.gs) -
#shocking
A Virginia newspaper editorial actually comes to the defense of the local porn shop saying the city prosecutor is wasting taxpayers' time and money by going after the store. Also: "If it manages to stay in business, then it obviously isn't violating community standards." Gee, that's so crazy it almost makes sense. (roanoke.com) -
#sexshops
The city of Warren, Michigan, has spent nearly $300,000 to buy an adult book store simply so they can tear it down. Says the mayor, "This place has attracted perverts and weirdos for over 30 years." Um, isn't that the idea? That place should be a historic landmark! (xbiz.com) -
#sexshops
Three adult stores in Maryland have been burned down in the last nine months which leaves authorities wondering who could hate porn that much. One proposed solution: flame-retardant dildos. (examiner.com) -
#business
Did you know adult businesses rake in something like $17 brazillion a year? Even people who read the Bible are buying large, rubbery objects and sticking them inside their bodies. It's a crazy world out there, folks. (albanyherald.com) -
#asunsinkableasthetitanic
A Georgia sex shop owner boasts that "I chew up and spit out local municipalities like Popeye chewed spinach." Fortunately, that kind of hubris is never followed by a tragic downfall or comeuppance. Almost never. (nopornnorthampton.org) -
#business
Word on the street is that Mondo Video A-Go-Go—second home to LA's bizarre and horny movie buffs (and occasional porn set)—is going out of business and everything must go. Head down there this weekend for great deals that will make your Russ Meyer and midget porn collections complete. (myspace.com + adultfyi.com + Gridskipper) -
#heroes
Meet the guy who supplies Ireland with nearly all its sex toys and porn. They say no man is an island, but this guy comes pretty close. (belfasttelegraph.co.uk) -
#greatmomentsinadvertising
If residents of West Nyack, New York think two girls splashing each other in a kiddie pool is an offensive advertising strategy, wait until they see this sex shop's blue light specials. (thejournalnews.com) -
#contests
If we designed a literary competition, it would probably be more like a dirty, panty-sniffing version of Mad Libs; UK sex toy retailer LoveHoney, however, is going for a much classier version with their current erotic short story contest. Still, there are big fat prizes, so start sharpening those pencils. (lovehoney.co.uk) -
#hungryforjustice
A Kansas county will convene its first grand jury in over 40 years so that prosecutors can investigate local adult businesses—all because one guy is still pissed that his favorite Stuckey's became an adult bookstore. To be fair, their pecan log rolls are the best. (kansascity.com)
