Fleshbot: sex dolls

Diesel Knows It's Better To Travel

Violet Blue — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 10:55:35 EDT

We loved that SFW porn video Diesel made for their "Dirty Thirty" ad campaign, and it looks like the naughty fun won't be stopping there: click the thumbnail to enjoy their newest spot advertising their 30th birthday celebrations in Amsterdam. Dutch wives, indeed.

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• Diesel XXX Amsterdam (illegaladvertising.com)

Japanese police launched a full-scale murder...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 11:20:02 EDT

Japanese police launched a full-scale murder investigation after the gruesome discovery of body bound, gagged and wrapped in plastic ... that was actually just a life-size sex doll. Man, those CSI guys are good! (guardian.co.uk)

Artist Lynn Hershman Leeson's "Found Objects"...

Jonnobot — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:29:25 EDT

Artist Lynn Hershman Leeson's "Found Objects" exhibition in New York City uses—surprise!—hyperrealistic sex dolls to "examine issues of projected fantasies and the mythology of artificial women". And here we were thinking all they were good for was dressing up in costumes and making documentaries about ... doesn't anyone actually have sex with these things anymore? (thelmagazine.com; more @ bitforms.com - via Gawker)

You've seen her run for governor of California,...

Jonnobot — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:05:05 EDT

You've seen her run for governor of California, you've watched her wrestle her inner demons on "Celebrity Rehab" ... now get even more up close and personal with Mary Carey than you ever dreamed possible with Doc Johnson's new "Mary Carey Extreme UR3 Pussy and Ass". (There's a spooky disembodied hand too, but we guess they only had so much room for the product name on the package.) And you thought all those VH1 cameras getting up in her face were intrusive? (docjohnson.com)

We've scoffed at the idea that people might...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:48:38 EDT

We've scoffed at the idea that people might someday prefer sex with robots to sex with warm-blooded humans, but leave it to Gizmodo to find a guy who's already living that dream: Meet Zoltan, a "technosexual" who hooked an artificial intelligence program up to a sex doll and teledildonics device to create his own robot girlfriend ... that even broke up with him once. The future is now, people. (Gizmodo)

We'd sleep better at night knowing that...

Jonnobot — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:43:12 EDT

We'd sleep better at night knowing that we didn't live in a world where someone was trying to make a quick buck by selling cheesy novelty celebrity sex dolls, but alas, we do not. Still, if "J-Ho" can get the porn movie treatment, we guess it's only fair. (radaronline.com)

"Guys And Dolls": RealDolls And The Men Who Love Them

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:04:02 EST

Moviegoers had a nice chuckle (we assume) at last fall's indie buzz flick, "Lars and Real Girl," about a lonely dude whose best gal just happens to be a highly inanimate object. But the truth is sometimes stranger than fiction, because there are a lot of real-life men who find their real-life companionship with their life-size Cyberskin dream girls. This BBC documentary from last year introduces you to a few of these man-doll relationships and maybe gives you a little insight into how they come to pass. Plus, you don't have to look at Ryan Gosling's mustache during it. The whole 47-minute film is after the jump.

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· Guys And Dolls (video.google.com, via sexisthenewblog.com via sex-and-blogs.com)

Previously: "A Perfect Fake" on YouTube, "Lars And The Real Girl", Sex Doll Rental Offers Service With A (Fake) Smile

Boy Toys Make Sex Dolls Even More Creepy

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:06:56 EST

Are Real Dolls a little too "real" and mature looking for your tastes ... you know, like they look like they're going to ask you to remember to take out the garbage once you're done having your way with them? Do you secretly fantasize about making it with the Bratz Dolls' older, curvier sisters? Well, it's your lucky year: the brand new Boy Toy Dolls are just what you've been looking for Handcrafted by the creator of Real Doll, they promise to offer all the real(ish) sensations of your favorite plastic sex surrogate with stylized, outsized anime-like facial features that are just the thing if you've ever fantasized about going on a date with Sailor Moon. But act fast, because these babes come in strictly limited quantities: "Each Boy Toy is named after a month, and the quantity of each doll that will be made will be equal to the number of days in that month. There will only be 31 Miss December dolls, 31 Miss January, etc." They grow up so fast, don't they?

· Boy Toy Dolls (boytoydolls.com; also spotted @ Otomano)

Previously: Sex Doll Rental Offers Service With A (Fake) Smile, Milky Lovers: Japanese Sex Doll Brothel

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Your "Cheap Sex" Inflate-A-Date

Gram Ponante — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:08:54 EST

The blow-up doll has become an international symbol of low-rent depravity. And what accessory justifies your fear of commitment better than something that deflates under the weight of your love-spendings? Listening to the concerns of a nation that can't hitch its wagon to a rubberized three-hole counterpaart for more than one night, Topco has released a series of four archetypical one night stands in its Cheap Sex series.

If you gave yourself five seconds to think of the quintessential American attachment-free intercourse fantasies, chances are you would list the massage parlor geisha, the truckstop prostie, the super groupie, and the "urban" dive bar stripper.

With Backstage Betty, Truckstop Trixxxie, Shanita Buck, and (this one was a stretch) Kum Inmee we have a reeally admirable starter group of western fantasy objects that have wisely skirted porn stereotypes/Halloween costumes like Asian Schoolgirl, Porn Star, and Dominatrix.

These four get us in a product line state of mind. What about Racy Housewife? Repressed Librarian? Lesbian-til-Graduation?

The dolls themselves, which retail for about 25 bucks each, are high in entertainment value. The Backstage Betty comes with a guitar, Kum Inmee sports a little pink outfit and characteristic hairpin, Shanita's got her some fishnets, and Truckstop Trixxxie (if only JT LeRoy had been so believable) has a half-bathrobe and hotpants.

But, like the Lovin' Ladyboy, which is also in this series, the dolls are as cheap as the characters they represent, so don't build a shrine to them behind your elderly mom's house.

· Cheap Sex Dolls (sensualadviser.com)
· Topco (topcosales.us)

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Previously: MATK Archive

Worried that all the porn you're looking...

Jonnobot — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 14:56:06 EST

Worried that all the porn you're looking at isn't enough to ensure you an eternity of fiery damnation? Try ordering one of these Love-Making Jesus Sex Dolls just to make sure. See you in hell, kids! (sexblo.gs + Hugo Strikes Back)

Sex Doll Rental Offers Service With A (Fake) Smile

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:28:33 EST

If you're fascinated by Real Dolls but can't pony up the several grand to own one, a Bay Area limo company's sex doll rental service might just what you've been looking for. It's something we've known aboout in Japan for a while now, but this is the first we've heard of a similar service being offered right here in the good ol' US of A. (Yes, last time we checked San Francisco is part of the US of A.) With rates as low as $50 for half an hour, you'll be able to break your ultrarealistic sex doll cherry without breaking the bank ... even if she probably won't call you the next day to ask if it was good for you too.

· Sweeties: Finest Sex Doll Rental (sexdollrental.com, via pornzio.com)

Previusly: Milky Lovers: Japanese Sex Doll Brothel, Sex Dolls For Hire

And speaking of love dolls, there's always...

Lux Nightmare — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 11:55:15 EDT

And speaking of love dolls, there's always the 3D computer graphic variety to moon over in case the real life kinds are too realistic your tastes ... even if these particular ones look like CGI Bratz, only naked, sporting giant boobs and male genitalia, and the fact that they're fucking each other. But not to worry: it's clearly stated that "all characters appearing on this site are created to be 18+", which should make you feel a little less creepy about getting turned on by them. (3dlovedolls.com)

Low Tek's Doll Series

Fleshbot — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 11:46:45 EDT

It's hard to tell where fantasy ends and reality begins (or vice-versa) in the work of the photographer known as Low Tek, so much so that even one noted sexual authority of our acquaintance took it upon herself to remind everyone that these were pictures of hyperrealistic love dolls instead of impossibly perfect models made up and posed to look like plastic companions. The effect might be all high gloss and silicone, but there's a certain pervy thrill knowing that these models are all flesh and blood—and whether you're a fan of RealDolls or of women who just look like them, you'll definitely agree that there's nothing quite like the real thing. Especially when it's a real thing that looks like a fake thing.

· Low Tek: The Doll Series (livejournal.com) and Low Tek Photography (lowtekphotography.com, may not work in Safari - via tinynibbles.com + ponyxpress.wordpress.com)

Previously: Real Real Doll Skin Makes Your Fake Fantasies Come True (Or Vice Versa), "Lars And The Real Girl", Amber-On-Amber Action, "A Perfect Fake" on YouTube, Japanese Sex Dolls: Now More Womanly!

Real Real Doll Skin Makes Your Fake Fantasies Come True (Or Vice Versa)

Fleshbot — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 13:56:33 EDT

It was probably only a matter of time before RealDoll fans and rubber mask fetishists put their heads together and came up with the ultimate fusion of the two ideas: The Dolly Catsuit is a shiny, flesh-colored (or at least pale pink) full-body outfit that turns a real live girl into a real living sex doll. It may be the best way to solve that pesky problem of cold, unwelcoming, fake orifices in the silicone version: the new and improved model manages to replace them with the warm and beckoning orifices of an actual human female. But the result ends up being pretty much like a doll nonetheless, what with those big blue surprise-eyes and fuck-my-mouth expression and all. Assuming they can find a willing partner to slip it on, it just may be what legions of frustrated sex doll customers have been looking for. Just don't be surprised when your plastic companion asks you for a cigarette afterwards.

· Catsuit "Dolly" (liqlaq.com, via Sugarbank)

Previously: "Lars And The Real Girl", Amber-On-Amber Action, Japanese Sex Doll Watch: Behind The Scenes, Japanese Sex Dolls: Now More Womanly!

"Lars And The Real Girl"

Fleshbot — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:12:12 EDT

To tell you the truth, we're not really sure we understand the comedic point of the upcoming Ryan Gosling vehicle "Lars And The Real Girl". Sure, taking a life-size ultrarealistic sex toy with you everywhere you go and introducing her to your family might seem funny, but take it from us: once you spend a couple of thousand dollars on a RealDoll, you're going to want to get as much out of your investment as you can. (OK, so maybe there is something sort of amusing about claiming that she's a missionary. But maybe we're just jealous because we were too cheap to pay for that particular option.)

· "Lars And The Real Girl" (IMDB)

Previously: Amber-On-Amber Action, Japanese Sex Doll Watch: Behind The Scenes, "A Perfect Fake" on YouTube, Milky Lovers: Japanese Sex Doll Brothel, "My Ladies": Sex Doll Album, Sidore-Chan on Flickr, Realdoll Threeways, The RealDoll Museum

We've seen lots of odd Japanese minature...

Fleshbot — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:19:20 EDT

We've seen lots of odd Japanese minature sex dolls before, but never one that comes complete with a tiny double-headed implement you can use to grope with one side and prod with the other. At least it'll come it handy if she decides to take a poop. (jcom.home.ne.jp, via sexornot.blogspot.com)

Build Your Own Sex Doll Out Of Spare Parts

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 15:45:24 EDT

Who among us hasn't wanted to bang a hyper-realistic plasticine avatar as a nice distraction from regular human-on-human sex? But who among can also afford to plunk down the thousands of dollars needed to get a truly authentic high-end model. Fortunately, there are workarounds for the crafty and ambitious out there and the good folks at Homemade Sex Toys have pulled together a nice tutorial on how to construct your own full-size sex doll, using nothing more than a department store mannequin, a little elbow grease, and as many molded body parts as you can find at your local sex shop. Sure, your new snap-together lover might be a little inflexible and she might also have two right hands, but think of all the money you'll save on shipping and handling charges. Plus, you'll have the satisfaction of fucking a toy you built with your own two hands. Until IKEA comes out with its own line of "some assembly required" companions, this will be as good as it gets.

· Make Your Own Sex Doll (homemade-sex-toys.com)

Previously: How To: Silence Your Vibrator, How To: Make Your Own Altoids Box Vibrator, How To: Make Your Own Veggie Vibrator, Top Ten Sex Toy Patents

Flesh Flicks: When A Doll Loves A Woman

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 15:29:54 EDT

Is it wrong to be jealous of inanimate objects? For starters, the "male" star of this clip comes equipped with a motorized tongue, which means no jaw strain and an inexhaustible supply of energy, at least until his batteries wear out. His rigid plastic anatomy means he doesn't ever suffer from any sort of performance problems (not that we ever do either, of course, but we've heard it can be a problem sometimes.) And if all that wasn't enough, he gets to spend several minutes being covered and smothered by the remarkably fit Desirae of Naughty At Home. The guy takes an awful lot of abuse and doesn't seem to feel a thing—and even his partner seems totally willing to do anything to make him happy. She does know he's a doll right?

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· Fuck with Puppy (XXXUploads)
· Naughty At Home (naughtyathome.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Japanese Sex Doll Watch: Behind The Scenes

Fleshbot — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:25:38 EDT

"People who enjoy sausage and respect the law should not watch either being made." Had Otto Von Bismark been around this Japanese factory to watch these life-sized latex love objects being manufactured, he might have added sex dolls to that classic quote; as the shots in this recent photoessay at 20minutes.fr, it's not a pretty business. (Unless, of course, you happen to be turned on by the sight of bloodlessly severed heads and disembodied ladyparts, in which case ... well, we don't want to know about it, OK?)

· "Poupées gonflées! (20minutes.fr, via sexblo.gs)
· See also: Visit to Orient Industry (glass-like.raindrop.jp)
· Orient Industry (orient-doll.com)

Previously: Belladonna Gets Moldy, Japanese Sex Toy Watch: iDOLM@STER Dolls (Maybe), Japanese Sex Dolls: Now More Womanly!, Sidore-Chan on Flickr, Gynoid Film Festival on YouTube, Realdoll Threeways, "My Ladies": Sex Doll Album, Milky Lovers: Japanese Sex Doll Brothel, Purity Doll/Japanese Love Doll Videos, Japanese Sex Doll Watch

Belladonna Gets Moldy

Fleshbot — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 12:14:05 EDT

By now we're all well acquainted (or should be) with do-it-yourself cock mold kits, which are quite the challenge since the cock-bearer needs to stay nice and still and nice and hard at the same time. But despite whatever those tidy shrinkwrapped packages containing the final product may lead you to believe, molds of lady parts are complicated in a whole other way, since the goop needs to get into all those folds and creases in a way that doesn't end up looking like a piece of abstract latex origami. In her latest blog posting on MySpace, Belladonna takes us through the process of getting her pussy and ass (complete with gape), face, and fist molds done —with pictures even! And it isn't even NSFMS (Not Safe for MySpace, those boobie-censoring bastards) since all her naughty bits are covered in flesh-colored alginate. It's like a sexy science experiment, though we recommend you don't try this at home without professional supervision. Unless, of course, you're looking for a piece of abstract latex origami to use as a paperweight or something.

· "Mold can be a wonderful thing!" (Belladonna @ myspace.com)
· Enter Belladonna (enterbelladonna.com)

Previously: Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Heather Vandeven's Vibrating Cyberskin Pet Pussy And Ass, Memphis Monroe's Vibrating Pussy And Ass, Make Your Own Dildo