#advertising

Diesel Knows It's Better To Travel

We loved that SFW porn video Diesel made for their "Dirty Thirty" ad campaign, and it looks like the naughty fun won't be stopping there: click the thumbnail to enjoy their newest spot advertising their 30th birthday celebrations in Amsterdam. Dutch wives, indeed. More »

#oops

Japanese police launched a full-scale murder investigation after the gruesome discovery of body bound, gagged and wrapped in plastic ... that was actually just a life-size sex doll. Man, those CSI guys are good! (guardian.co.uk)

#art

Artist Lynn Hershman Leeson's "Found Objects" exhibition in New York City uses—surprise!—hyperrealistic sex dolls to "examine issues of projected fantasies and the mythology of artificial women". And here we were thinking all they were good for was dressing up in costumes and making documentaries about ... doesn't anyone actually have sex with these things anymore? (thelmagazine.com; more @ bitforms.com - via Gawker)

#sextoys

You've seen her run for governor of California, you've watched her wrestle her inner demons on "Celebrity Rehab" ... now get even more up close and personal with Mary Carey than you ever dreamed possible with Doc Johnson's new "Mary Carey Extreme UR3 Pussy and Ass". (There's a spooky disembodied hand too, but we guess they only had so much room for the product name on the package.) And you thought all those VH1 cameras getting up in her face were intrusive? (docjohnson.com)

#robotlove

We've scoffed at the idea that people might someday prefer sex with robots to sex with warm-blooded humans, but leave it to Gizmodo to find a guy who's already living that dream: Meet Zoltan, a "technosexual" who hooked an artificial intelligence program up to a sex doll and teledildonics device to create his own robot girlfriend ... that even broke up with him once. The future is now, people. (Gizmodo)

#sexdolls

We'd sleep better at night knowing that we didn't live in a world where someone was trying to make a quick buck by selling cheesy novelty celebrity sex dolls, but alas, we do not. Still, if "J-Ho" can get the porn movie treatment, we guess it's only fair. (radaronline.com)

#sexdolls

"Guys And Dolls": RealDolls And The Men Who Love Them

Moviegoers had a nice chuckle (we assume) at last fall's indie buzz flick, "Lars and Real Girl," about a lonely dude whose best gal just happens to be a highly inanimate object. But the truth is sometimes stranger than fiction, because there are a lot of real-life men who find their real-life companionship with their life-size Cyberskin dream girls. This BBC documentary from last year introduces you to a few of these man-doll relationships and maybe gives you a little insight into how they come to pass. Plus, you don't have to look at Ryan Gosling's mustache during it. The whole 47-minute film is after the jump. More »

#sexdolls

Boy Toys Make Sex Dolls Even More Creepy

Are Real Dolls a little too "real" and mature looking for your tastes ... you know, like they look like they're going to ask you to remember to take out the garbage once you're done having your way with them? Do you secretly fantasize about making it with the Bratz Dolls' older, curvier sisters? Well, it's your lucky year: the brand new Boy Toy Dolls are just what you've been looking for Handcrafted by the creator of Real Doll, they promise to offer all the real(ish) sensations of your favorite plastic sex surrogate with stylized, outsized anime-like facial features that are just the thing if you've ever fantasized about going on a date with Sailor Moon. But act fast, because these babes come in strictly limited quantities: "Each Boy Toy is named after a month, and the quantity of each doll that will be made will be equal to the number of days in that month. There will only be 31 Miss December dolls, 31 Miss January, etc." They grow up so fast, don't they? More »

#sextoys

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Your "Cheap Sex" Inflate-A-Date

The blow-up doll has become an international symbol of low-rent depravity. And what accessory justifies your fear of commitment better than something that deflates under the weight of your love-spendings? Listening to the concerns of a nation that can't hitch its wagon to a rubberized three-hole counterpaart for more than one night, Topco has released a series of four archetypical one night stands in its Cheap Sex series. More »

#blasphemyishot

Worried that all the porn you're looking at isn't enough to ensure you an eternity of fiery damnation? Try ordering one of these Love-Making Jesus Sex Dolls just to make sure. See you in hell, kids! (sexblo.gs + Hugo Strikes Back)

#serviceeconomies

Sex Doll Rental Offers Service With A (Fake) Smile

If you're fascinated by Real Dolls but can't pony up the several grand to own one, a Bay Area limo company's sex doll rental service might just what you've been looking for. It's something we've known aboout in Japan for a while now, but this is the first we've heard of a similar service being offered right here in the good ol' US of A. (Yes, last time we checked San Francisco is part of the US of A.) With rates as low as $50 for half an hour, you'll be able to break your ultrarealistic sex doll cherry without breaking the bank ... even if she probably won't call you the next day to ask if it was good for you too. More »

#simulacra

And speaking of love dolls, there's always the 3D computer graphic variety to moon over in case the real life kinds are too realistic your tastes ... even if these particular ones look like CGI Bratz, only naked, sporting giant boobs and male genitalia, and the fact that they're fucking each other. But not to worry: it's clearly stated that "all characters appearing on this site are created to be 18+", which should make you feel a little less creepy about getting turned on by them. (3dlovedolls.com)

#lifeimitatesart

Low Tek's Doll Series

It's hard to tell where fantasy ends and reality begins (or vice-versa) in the work of the photographer known as Low Tek, so much so that even one noted sexual authority of our acquaintance took it upon herself to remind everyone that these were pictures of hyperrealistic love dolls instead of impossibly perfect models made up and posed to look like plastic companions. The effect might be all high gloss and silicone, but there's a certain pervy thrill knowing that these models are all flesh and blood—and whether you're a fan of RealDolls or of women who just look like them, you'll definitely agree that there's nothing quite like the real thing. Especially when it's a real thing that looks like a fake thing. More »

#plasticfantastic

Real Real Doll Skin Makes Your Fake Fantasies Come True (Or Vice Versa)

It was probably only a matter of time before RealDoll fans and rubber mask fetishists put their heads together and came up with the ultimate fusion of the two ideas: The Dolly Catsuit is a shiny, flesh-colored (or at least pale pink) full-body outfit that turns a real live girl into a real living sex doll. It may be the best way to solve that pesky problem of cold, unwelcoming, fake orifices in the silicone version: the new and improved model manages to replace them with the warm and beckoning orifices of an actual human female. But the result ends up being pretty much like a doll nonetheless, what with those big blue surprise-eyes and fuck-my-mouth expression and all. Assuming they can find a willing partner to slip it on, it just may be what legions of frustrated sex doll customers have been looking for. Just don't be surprised when your plastic companion asks you for a cigarette afterwards. More »

#whatssofunny

"Lars And The Real Girl"

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#found

We've seen lots of odd Japanese minature sex dolls before, but never one that comes complete with a tiny double-headed implement you can use to grope with one side and prod with the other. At least it'll come it handy if she decides to take a poop. (jcom.home.ne.jp, via sexornot.blogspot.com)

#diy