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#dvd
"Mandy Candy" Is Dandy, But Kimberly Kane Is Insane(ly Talented)
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The Best Experiments Take Place In (With) A Vacuum
Yes, vacuums are great for cleaning, and they also present the perfect environment for physics problems. But did you know you can totally masturbate with one? For real. More » -
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Yes, Ma'am!
Whatever Mz Berlin wants, Mz Berlin gets—and right now, Mz Berlin wants a bound and gagged Louisa Lanewood, masturbating herself to ecstasy. If you ask us, Mz Berlin has pretty good taste in erotic scenarios. More » -
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While Santa Makes His Rounds...
Poor Mrs. Claus has to wait the whole year for her hubby to leave so she can finally whip out her dildo. He needs to get out of the house more often. More » -
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Fingers: They're Like Sex Toys From God
We're not saying you're a blasphemer if you go out and buy that new fancy dildo they've been talking about on Fleshbot. We just want young women to appreciate what they have on hand. More » -
#yearinreview
Toy Story: Fleshbot's Top Ten Sex Toys Of 2009
2009: the year of the robot that mimics the love stylings of your favorite pornstars, a tiny little toy jampacked with ten eager tongues, and a wireless vibe that syncs with your iPod. So many innovations...but which were the best? -
#sextoys
Coco De Mer Brings A Touch Of Class (And A Whole Lot Of Naughty) To NYC
We've been lusting after the wares of Coco de Mer ever since they launched their first store across the pond in London. Now they've finally brought their trademark cheekiness to the Big Apple—and naturally, we took a tour. More » -
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#thisdecadeinflesh
The Decade In Sex Toys: The Evolution Of Marital Aids In The '00s
In these days of platinum vibrators and rubout robots that sync to porn, it can be hard to remember that things weren't always this great on the sex toy front. In fact, just ten years ago, things were very, very different. More » -
#sextoys
Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Lelo's Ina
Last month, we spent some time with JimmyJane's revamped rabbit vibe, the Form 2. Today, we've got a date with Lelo's lapine, Ina. More » -
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Sadie West's Toy Box
Like many modern women, Sadie West isn't going to just wait around for an orgasm to happen—she takes her pleasure into her own hands. Well, her hands—and her gigantic dildo, which helps out quite a bit. More » -
#dvd
Gina Lynn Whips It Out For "Strap On Sally 25"
Sometimes you want penis, but you don't want to deal with all the man attached to it. They just get in the way. More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Finger Tingles Vibrator
The Finger Tingles vibrator has a very simple mission: it wants to make your finger a better finger. More » -
#tv
Watch Ellen Woglom "Crash" Into A Double Vibrator
Even after the first bit of nudity, we were wary of that "Crash" series on Starz. But little did we know that there'd be on-screen orgasms via (suggested) double penetration. It's a funny world. More » -
#fleshflicks
Touch Her With Your Firecracker
Everyone wants a sweet girl they can bring home for the holidays. Obviously, the sweetest girls are those who are willing to perform sexual acts on/with popsicles. More » -
#giftguides
Tis The Season: Your Sexy Holiday Shopping Guide
Now that the turkey's been polished off and the table cleared, it's time to turn our thoughts to what really matters: Black Friday, and the start of the holiday shopping season. More » -
#sextoys
RealTouch: Your Awesome Robot Rubout
Is it a blowjob? A handjob? No, putting your junk in the RealTouch is like fucking the Matrix, the rabbit hole lined with shockingly personal conveyor belts and the moneymakers of various Jennas, Toris, and Brees at the other end.
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#fleshflicks
How To Make Flower Tucci Bloom
Step 1: be Lexington Steele. Step 2: proceed as normal. More »













