· K2: Ken Keirns (kenkeirns.com)
· Ken Keirns / k2 on Flickr (flickr.com)

· Falloadarte (falloadarte.com)

Previously: Oddly Sexy Art By Japi Honoo, Diamond Cock Ring, Kanamara Matsuri Penis Festival, My Little Phallus

Booty Babe Art by Spencer Davis (bootybabeart.com)

Previously: "Lars And The Real Girl", Amber-On-Amber Action

Is there really anything better one can do with a prosthetic paper-maché cavern of simulated ladyness than to strap it on and make performance art with it? We don't think so—and neither does performer, artist, and erotic provocateur Patrick Bucklew, the one-legged muse for fiction writer Jonathan Ames. Citing his own genital-related psychoses and his urge to expose his balls at Dunkin' Donuts, over the last few years Bucklew has created codpieces with outsized, colorful, and somewhat spooky looking vaginas molded and painted into them ... and then he gets naked (save for the mangina codpiece) with assorted similarly-festooned friends and shows up at various parties, galleries, performance venues, and events in New York City and beyond.. That's art at its finest as far as we're concerned. -AR

· The Mangina (mangina.com; see also LiveJournal)

Previously: Zumanity's Vadge Pasty, How To: See Your Vagina ... From The Inside!, Pussy Power: The Remix, When Dildos Attack!, "Without Your Vagina, There's No You!"

Penis and breast sculpting is a time-honored art dating back pretty much to the dawn of sculpting itself (and the dawn of penises and breasts.) But one body part that has been sadly neglected when it comes to preservation in plaster is the vagina, which is made difficult by the fact that it's, you know ... inside the body. Well, those days are over thanks to Private Sculpture, an "erotic lifecasting studio" that has gone beyond their normal cock and boobie art and invented some kind of internal pussy sculptures that create a cast of the inside of the vagina, so that all the previously hidden shapes and contours are revealed. For the right price, you could even put your own sugar walls on the fireplace mantel. We don't really know how they do it—we're not sure we want to know what the mysterious "material" they use is—or how they remove the cast intact, but let's face it ... no one really knows how anything works down there, right? As soon as one mystery is solved, another is always revealed.

· Internal Vagina Casts + Other "erotic life casting" (privatesculpture.co.uk, via Sex or not?)

Previously: Erotic Sculptures by Leigh Heppell, Cast Fetish, Cynthia Plaster Caster, Make Your Own Dildo

· Oh, Britney Spears ... we can never forget about you. Seriously, why can't we ever forget about you? (hollywoodtuna.com)

· An unidentified "adult toy" shut down a New Zealand post office last week by causing a bomb scare. They can call in bomb threats now? (kget.com, via reginalynn.com)

· Read the heartwarming story of University of Texas-El Paso students who found their way into Playboy's Girls of Conference USA issue. See, that college degree will pay for itself. (newspapertree.com)

· The folks at Found Magazine want your dirty Polaroids. Ideally they should be of other people, but we're sure if you take some of yourself and send them in they're not going to know the difference. (LAist)

· The very lovely Savanna Samson isn't just an eminent vintner; she's apparently a huge opera fan as well. The lady has class! (xfanz.com)

· According to the experts at BuzzFeed, cuckolding is the new black. Or maybe it's the new . We get confused about things like this sometime. (buzzfeed.com)

· While officials in Brighton, Michigan, decide what to do with a bothersome nude statue, some helpful citizen decided on his own to just knock it over. Problem solved! (clickondetroit.com)

· Elsewhere in the midwest, Ohio politics heats up over a controversial new strip club bill. It's not kind of bill you stick in a g-string; we checked. (cleveland.com)

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· Lindsay Lohan is very shiny. Isn't she overdue for some truly insane public behavior? (egotastic.com, more @ drunkenstepfather.com)

· An artist plans to install 30 full-size nude male sculptures on rooftops all over London in a completely sensible plan that shouldn't cause anyone to get upset ever. (thisislondon.co.uk)

· Is video upload site XXX Uploads the target of jihad? Whatever happened to the good old fashioned fatwa? (ghettowebmaster.com)

· In what may be the strangest piece of royal gossip ever (and that's saying something) the future King and Queen of England may have broken up because of ... German porn maestro Klaus Harmony? For a dead guy, he's got one heck of a press agent. (pugbus.net)

· State lawmakers in Utah want to ban open wi-fi networks. Why? Because of the childrens of course! (kutv.com)

· Letter To The Editor Of The Day: "Come on, TV entertainers ... Your children are watching porn!" (pressconnects.com)

· Sex workers in India "employing" men to act as "partners" for "social and emotional support." Next week, India learns about the Pimp Cup. (indiatimes.com)

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· Booty princess Vida Guerra has another rump-tastic photoshoot, this time in King magazine. It's good to see her sticking with what works. (celebpixx.blogspot.com)

· Forty percent of Japanese people are not having sex on a regular basis? Maybe if the censors didn't blur out all the good stuff they'd be a little more inspired to get more busy. (foxnews.com)

· "It's illegal to walk into a department store, grab women's clothing and other merchandise, masturbate on it all and then leave." Whew ... good thing somebody told us that ahead of time! (mcall.com)

· Nothing says "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore" like a naked protest babe. Whatever cause they're fighting for, we're on board. (radosh.net + Wonkette)

· Someone in Norway has had enough of rampant statue nudity and they're going to do something about it! Our statues have got to learn to respect themselves! (aftenposten.no, via Boing Boing)

· Just a tip: When a court officer tells you, you can pay your fine by testing bed sheets and condoms in his private "lab," there's a pretty good chance he's not on the up and up. (heraldonline.com)

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Actually, we don't mean pipes for smoking vaginas, although we wouldn't be surprised to learn that such a thing exists. (Oh wait, it does!) We're talking about tobacco pipes (we're guessing "wacky tobacky" is included, but we don't want to know) that are carved out of wood and look very much like real vaginas—including your own, if you'd like one custom-made. The craftsmanship is pretty amazing, actually, as it obviously takes quite a bit of talent to turn a piece of wood into any part of the human anatomy—and these are fully working tobacco pipes. They're meant to be art, however, so the sculptor discourages lighting them up (and at $1500 a pop, we could see why protecting your investment might not be such a bad thing.) But let's face it ... we all know it's going to happen. Real or not real, who could resist sucking on one of these babies? Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

· wapsculpture - pipes (middle link @ wapsculpture.com)

Previously: Giant Japanese Boob Dolls, Sexy Furniture by Mario Philippona, 3D Vulva, Erotic Sculptures by Leigh Heppell

If there's any remaining doubt that no one does big boob fetishism like the Japanese, there won't be after you look at these photos of an anonymous (to us anyway) artist at work on some mega-mammarian creations that have to be seen to be believed. (Actually, we think we may have seen the real life models on whom these sculptures were based walking around the AVN Expo in Las Vegas last month, but who can remember anything that long ago?) Unfortunately there's nothing about the artist or where his work can be seen to go along with the gallery, but we're hoping some boob-obsessed art aficionado out there in Fleshbotland will recognize the shots and be able to provide us with more information. We know we're not the only ones who think these would make the perfect installation for our front lawn.

· "Bizarre Giant Dolls" (knuttz.net - thanks C.)

Previously: Mastasia: (Very) Big Boob Fantasies, The Page Of Boobs, Japanese Sex Dolls: Now More Womanly!, Best Big Boobs of 2006, AFV Figure, Booby Fever, Boob News @ Bakunyuu Dialog, The Megamamma Mmmonastery, Breast Expansion Archive

· Nuts Magazine unveils the "Hottest New Breasts of 2007," whatever that means. They're only new to you if you've fallen behind on your Best of Babelogs reading over the past six months. (latenightpictures.blogspot.com)

· Is the HD-DVD vs. Blue-Ray debate really about censorship, and not the quality of the competing technologies? Look, all we want to know is when can we see the hi-res boobies? (Gizmodo + highdefdigest.com)

· Ivanka Trump celebrates her Golden Globes. Does her father have anything to do with this latest high rise development? (savemanny.blogspot.com)

· Forget Spanktrovision. The new wave of hotel room entertainment is live sex shows broadcast right to your TV. How will we ever get any sleep? (nytimes.com)

· Chinese officials are getting more complaints about online crime and fewer complaints about online "porns." Which can only mean that the good stuff is finally getting through. (people.com.cn)

· Amsterdam is reportedly putting up a statue honoring the world's prostitutes. You can look all you want, but if you want to touch it, it's going to cost you. (breitbart.com)

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You might think we're a bit doll-obsessed around here: after all, we love The Doll Underground, Fetish Dollies make us giggly, sex dolls really make us want to play with dolls like never before, and fetish figurines make us realize we could become like one of those crazy doll collectors ... but we digress. The porcelain, Swarovski/Austrian crystal and semi-precious-stone-encrusted, anatomically correct and absolutely fantastical dolls at The Enchanted Doll are by far a cut above all those previously mentioned, and make us wish we had a stocking to get stuffed with every single one of the uber-sexy nude original porcelain dolls in their galleries. Even if we could never afford one of these gorgeous creations, the incredibly erotic galleries of each doll are enough to actually keep us coming back for more. -VB

· The Enchanted Doll (enchanteddoll.com)

Previously: Erotic Sculptures by Leigh Heppell, Gonzo's Erotic Figurines, Nancy Farmer: Fetish Dollies, Fetish Sculptures by Colin Christian, Eropon: Bondage Sculptures, Vintage Doll Porn, James Girls Sculpture Kits

We've seen plenty of examples of how sex can be inspired by furniture, but how about some furniture that's inspired by sex? Mario Philippona is a Dutch woodworker who takes his inspiration from the female form. He's becoming quite well-known for his tables, cabinets and other pieces made to resemble certain aspects of a woman's body—which of course means plenty of boobies. These are hand-crafted works of art that you might have trouble keeping your hands off of. Just watch out for splinters.

· Sexy Furniture (sexyfurniture.nl; non-IE users may have trouble viewing the portfolio; also seen @ zdistrict.com)
· Mario Philippona (amadeusart-berlin.de)
· "Dutch Carpenter's Erotic Furniture On Display In Germany" (allheadlinenews.com)

Previously: Furniture and Naked People by Peter Hegre, Sonny Black Dungeon Furniture, Italian Sex Chair, Furniture Porn Movie, More Furniture Porn, Furniture and Naked People by Henrik Purienne

· It looks like Jamie's got her Gunns. And by Gunns we mean boobs! Get it? Because, like, her last name is Gunns, and also, her boobs are out! It's like a pun or something! (arenamagazine.co.uk)

· After 14 years, the FDA changes its mind and says you can finally stuff bags of silicon into your jumblies again. They said we were crazy for filling our basement with silicon gel back in 1992, but who's laughing now? (abcnews.go.com)

· Then again, you can always just use duct tape. Is there anything that stuff can't do? (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· What do you get when you give the mayor of a small Peruvian town with no paved road or sewers $150,000? You get an erotic sculpture park high the Andes mountains, of course. (news.yahoo.com)

· Some Nigerians don't approve of the country's "Crazy Era of Nakedness." Someone is definitely crazy over there ... and it ain't the naked people. (allafrica.com)

· A Chinese actress trying to expose the shocking truth about a director who trades roles for sex, posts videos of her having sex with him on her blog. We not sure what she's complaining about; she obviously starred in at least one of his movies. (shanghaidaily.com)

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