Though "Janie Summers Private Lessons" won't be out until 12/29, and "Raven Alexis No Love Lost" is being held until early next year, Digital Playground has released some sneak peek photos of the girls' scenes. And because we love you, well, we grabbed some snaps for you. Behold!

Janie teams up with Lexi Belle to take on Mick Blue.

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Janie with Manuel Ferrara. Oo la la!

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Scott Nails, uh, nails Raven.

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And, last but not least, Raven and Mick Blue make sweet fuck.

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Robby D's Hand Held Pictures, his Digital Playground imprint, brings us this amazing title—which he refers to simply as a "fuck flick." But we all know that when Robby sets his mind to making hot porn, it's far from simple, or just your run of the mill fuck flick. 10 out of 10 times he hits the mark, and hits it hard, with a huge dick in a hot cunt or ass, buried balls deep to the hilt! "Push 2 Play" covers all that ground...and more.

For starters, there's Alanah Rae, who looks like the porno version of Amanda Bynes. With the face of a beautiful angel and the relentless body of a sex goddess, it's no wonder that she gets a lot of attention. Lucky for us, she's also a fiend for cock, taking James Deen's scary appendage deep up into her sweet twat after happily choking on it to get it up to full size. We swear, we fall more in love with this girl with every passing day.

Then, of course, there's the blistering fucking Scott Nails gives to luscious Alexis Texas, followed by Bridgette B devouring the ample tool of stud Tommy Gunn, and finally, sexy Crista Moore getting taken apart hard by cunt hungry foreigner Mick Blue.

In the end, we've got to give it to our girl Kagney Linn Karter, who couples up with Scott Nails. With near cartoonish curves that drive us wild, that young girl moan, and a ravenous appetite for oversized cock in all of her holes, Kagney Linn Karter continues to amaze us. While we have yet to see a tepid scene out of this sultry sex princess, she seems to shine brighter for Robby, with Scott's nail driven deep into her gorgeous pink bubble gum cunt while she bounces up and down and hot nectar drools down the insides of her trembling thighs.

"Push 2 Play" releases next week from Robby D's Hand Held Pictures and Digital Playground. All images are courtesy of Digital Playground. Enjoy! We sure did :)

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Just as with a Nicolas Cage movie, what you're sold is never what you end up getting—and usually it's pretty sad and frustrating (no to mention pathetic). You wind up having to entertain yourself and just feeling bad half the time...all right, most of the time.

So when Robby D over at Digital Playground decided to make a movie about online dating, he knew right away that Jesse Jane was the perfect person to cast as the lead. Luckily she was available, and, after having her agent fax the script over to her one page at a time, she fell in love with the project. She knew within the first ten pages that this was going to be the script that she would be remembered for (along with that amazing guest appearance on Entourage where she threatened to butt fuck the comic geek harassing Vince—but the nerd totally loved it).

We're not going to be like other sites that give away the plot. In fact, we're not even going to tell you whether it's a comedy, sending up online dating, or all dramatic, like a Brad Armstrong movie. Anyone can tell you that, right? Instead we're going to tell you that Jesse fucks three guys in this movie: Mick Blue, Scott Nails, and Ben English—who has since retired (or so we are told).

The movie also features Shawna Lenee getting stuffed full of Tommy Gunn and Madelyn Marie having hot sex with pretty boy stud Danny Mountain. We're always happy to see sexy Shawna fuck since she's honestly one of our favorite performers and one of the hottest women to ever be in adult entertainment. We could watch her fuck all day long...in fact, we're pretty sure we have once. (That was an amazing day.)

"Jesse Jane Online" comes out on November 11th from Digital Playground. All images are courtesy of Digital Playground, so keep your hands on your tingling genitals and off of their images. Now, enjoy the work of one of the greatest masters of pornography starring the most beautiful women in the world. You are very welcome. Have a great weekend!

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Surely at some point early on in life, Riley Steele learned that when it comes to men (and some women as well) she has, well, this amazing power to get them to do whatever she wants. Must have been a dream come true for her to uncover her supernatural powers. Instead of flying off to the Justice League and giving that power over to the world to be a slave, she put on her cape and flew to Digital Playground, where that power has been put to better use.

So when Celeste makes a movie called "Riley Steele: Honey," and we're told it's about Riley enjoying her "new found power," we know that she's taking liberties, just like she did when she added Nicole Ray and Alyssa Hall to the cast. Then again, with sweet Riley taking on three full scenes in the movie, we're willing to overlook hyperbole just this one time.

Seriously, have you seen this woman fuck? It's like something out of your wildest fantasy. Riley baby, we're expecting pretty big things in you out of you for the next couple years.

"Riley Steele: Honey" comes out next week. Now check out our exclusive gallery—courtesy of Digital Playground—and when you're done go ahead and check out the trailer.

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It's like having the hottest girlfriend in the whole wide world break up with you, out of the blue, for no good reason, right in front of your friends, while you were proposing to her, and walk out. You go through all the stages of grief; denial, grief, bargaining, standing outside her hotel room window with a boombox in a trench coat and dark shades (we don't recommend that last one, actually)—but it's like nothing seems to reach her anymore and you can't figure out where things went wrong.

And then, after you've locked yourself in the house, isolated, talked with your friends, gotten real drunk, downed pills in a sorta fake suicide attempt, played it off as a bad joke, then put the pieces back together and started getting out there again—she shows back up, over and over again, looking amazing all over again...the girl that you fell in love with in the first place.

Yes, having Stoya refuse to make new movies is a lot like an 80's movie directed by the late John Hughes starring John Cusack. We love him, too.

Words like "breathtaking" or "stunning" or even "exquisite" work fine on most drop dead gorgeous women—but for our Stoya, we'd say "perfect" is a far better term. That's why we breathlessly awaited this release ,"Stoya Perfect Picture"—and that's why watching her work with Mick Blue and the affable Danny Mountain was bittersweet. We laughed, we cried, our hearts (and genitals) lept for joy—and then we came, over and over and over again. Damn you, Stoya! Can't you see what you're doing to us?! Come on!

She's not alone though. Adding insult to injury, and insuring our therapist will hear from us soon again, Digital Playground threw in Kelly Summer taking on Scott's nail, Madison Ivy getting drilled by Tommy Gunn, and Cassia Riley, who is amazingly beautiful even if we were slightly distracted.

"Stoya Perfect Picture" releases next week from Digital Playground. We miss you Shiny, but we wish you the best. We also wish you would call more often or at least keep your Twitter updated so we can properly stalk you. It's much harder than you think, okay, and we put crazy work into it. You're harder to unveil than Pierce Inverarity's real purpose, a photo of Thomas Pynchon, or the truth about silent Tristero's Empire.

Now the rest of you, lovingly comb through the remains of beautiful Stoya's pornographic career, courtesy of Digital Playground.

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Matter of fact, it's probably only "hillbilly heroin" that comes closest to describing what she makes us feel when she strips down and gets to work on an oversized cock or three, which also conveniently helps us to once again tie together two seemingly non sequitur elements in our daily update. Hooray!

That's why when we found out that Digital Playground was releasing a title featuring the former contract star having sex with three of the best male performers currently working in skin trade, our hearts did a tiny little dance of joy. There is nothing (and we do mean nothing) like watching our little bunny bounce up and down on a thick, rigid piece of fuck stick until hot goo shoots down the the insides of her pretty, trembling thighs to kick off the weekend!

Angelina looks positively giddy bouncing up and down on Mick Blue's meaty tool. Then she looks almost terrified while Scott Nails turns her out like street meat as she squeals in delight. Ultimately though it's her scene with Danny Mountain that stands out the most. That's because she honestly looks like she is in heaven the way she sucks his massive, rigid cunt stretcher, taking it deep into the back of her throat, while she tenderly cups his cum heavy balls. She sucks it so hard and long and lovingly the two look almost like a genuine couple in real love. Some things baby, you just can't fake, which works out pretty well for the rest of us, since watching them fuck is like watching angels copulate.

Add to that noteworthy scenes featuring Bridgette B taking another awesome, punishing fuck at the mercy of Scott Nails's prick, Carmel Moore getting her pink taco pummeled by award winning cocksman Evan Stone, and Heather Vahn taking on the incomparable Tommy Gunn, and you have another unforgettable release from one of the top studios in porn.

The only thing we can't understand about this Celeste release is the obscure title. What precisely Angelina is "overcoming" we will prolly never know. Sometimes you just have to live the questions, as Rainer Maria Rilke suggested, and hope that one day you will work your way into the answers.

"Angelina Armani Overcome" releases next week from the good people at Digital Playground but, if you promise to play nice and not break any copyright laws, you can check out a small sample of the goods exclusively here and now. Remember now, you promised.

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Supreme master pornographer Robby D is back at it again, this time with a "workout supplement"
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Titties. What is the source of our attraction to them..and why can't we stop staring? Sure, everyone always thinks that they know, but do they really? Robby D delves deep into the cleavage above the heart of the issue, and works us all into a frothy lather as he tries to figure out whether it's a biological instinct or just, ya know, the fact that those puppies are huge and jiggling back and forth hypnotically in our faces, looking all full of hot sweet milk, and jiggly, wait...what were we saying again?

Chavon Taylor, Rebecca Lane, Melissa Lauren, Shyla Stylez, and Cassandra Calogera make sexy ass milk maids. These jug all stars take sweet juicy poundings while their milkshakes keep us completely entranced. You've got to see this to believe it.

"Titlicious" swings pendulously back and forth into stores this week from Digital Playground and Robby D. These amazing images belong to them. Grab a tall glass of milk and dive right in!

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It seems like the girls of Filmore Bush Academy have their hands full this year...full of hard cock! Yeah, we know, pretty cheesy stuff. With clear nods to our other favorite porn movie, "Mean Girls," mixed in with knee slapping bits performed by Tommy Gunn and Evan Stone, "Teachers" may seem at first glance to be just another porn movie. "Au contraire," shouts the lovely Katsuni's shaved pucker!

For it's not really the dialogue, acting, or story line that compel us to watch this masterpiece over and over again. They do their job, however, which is to adequately set the stage for what really lures us to run "Teachers" repetitively in our DVD players until our eyes bleed and out crotches throb with a dull, persistent ache—the unbelievable cast!

You see, when you factor in all the sexy action Digital Playground has packed into this movie, along with that unprecedented all star line up, then put legendary director Robby D behind the camera, what comes out isn't cheesy at all...nay, it's pure magic...like a unicorn having sex with a mermaid!

Digital contract stars (past and present) Jesse Jane, Stoya, Angelina Armani, Katsuni, and Riley Steele go crazy in a school bus orgy that is still simply blowing our minds. We didn't think anywhere East of Eden or South of Hades would ever have such lovely visions of erotic splendor laid out in plain sight to behold.

Joining them are all-stars Jenna Haze, Lisa Ann, Mason Moore, and Angelina Valentine, who, respectively, turn in some of the strongest performances of their dirty little lives. We can honestly say there is not a single down moment in this movie, not a single scene worth fast forwarding through, and that by itself is extraordinary.

"Teachers" comes out next week from Digital Playground and Robby D. Witness a sampling of its glory in the picture below. All images are courtesy of Digital Playground and cannot be used without their permission.

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That being said, we'll tell you what we think "Mrs. Demeanor" is really about—hot MILF action to the max! You see, when you have a MILF movie that features two of the biggest names in the industry going up against each other you don't really need much more of an explanation than that.

Lisa Ann and Scott Nails go hard at one another. Lisa is known to give it back as good as she gets it—and this scene is no exception to that rule. The sexiest MILF in the land unleashes a ravenous hunger for young stud cock meat as she shreds her paramour and leaves him breathless.

Then Julia Ann and Danny Mountain go equally hard, with Danny pounding the stuffing out of Julia's sweetly seasoned snatch. Julia gives Lisa a run for her money as they compete for the crown title of Queen of MILF, while we reap all the benefits of this friendly rivalry as both ladies pour their hearts and orifices into every second of their scenes.

That alone would be enough to sell this movie, but wait, Celeste gives you more! She throws in Rayveness, one of our favorite performers of all time in one of her best performances of all time. Then she packs in two more scenes, one with Alayna Dior and the other with sexy Carrie Ann.

"Mrs. Demeanor" comes out from Digital Playground on September 15th 2009. All images are courtesy of Digital Playground who invite you to responsibly enjoy their pornography.

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Which boys, you ask? And for what? According to Faye:

- Mr Pete & Dane Cross for "TMSleaze."

- James Deen (with Hannah Hilton) for Vivid.

- Danny Mountain for Bluebird Films.

- Mr. Pete again for Chris Streams' "Young and Glamorous".

- Scott Nails for Digital Playground.

- Danny Mountain again for Vivid.

- And a POV scene with Manuel Ferrara for Digital Playground.

And we hear she's about to cross Alan Stafford and Rocco Reed off her list, too.

We may just die of happiness. That can happen, right?

UPDATE: Speaking of dying of happiness... we just learned that Faye's doing live shows over at fayereaganlive.com, and that she did a B/G/G show last night. Yeah, consider us completely useless for the rest of the week.

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Not so with erotic auteur Celeste, who envisions the exquisite blond sex goddess as a tantalizing mist of lasciviousness to be deeply inhaled into the inner core of your root chakra, until every single nerve ending in your overly sensitive genitals tingles with vibrant lust, or a sweet blunt of UK Cheese sprinkled with Blonde Kush Kief dipped in liquid ecstasy and dusted with a mix of crushed Viagra and Spanish Fly.

You can see how it's easy to love this former performer turned artiste.

Jesse Jane is as stunning as ever, her lithe albeit curvy young body arched into a series of throb inducing positions while she devours the turgid desire of her various paramours. It's a wonder that women this beautiful are willing to share their sex lives with mere mortals like us. Watching her screw is like witnessing an angel copulating.

In addition to the adorable Jesse Jane, the movie features the sex stylings of Diamond Kitty, Tanya James, Veronika Raquel, and pint sized Zeina Heart taking a heaping helping of Mick Blue up her tiny little Latin honey pot. It honestly doesn't look like it's going to fit—until it does. (That, friends, is talent.)

"Jesse Jane Breathe Me" is set to cloud the skies of this world this week. Forecast for the week slightly horny with a chance of extreme sexual satisfaction. All the images in the exclusive gallery below belong to Digital Playground so play nice or else. Happy Monday.

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Packed with all the essential vitamins and nutrients a body needs to thrive, "Jana Cova's Juice" is nature's wonder—like, say, the acai berry that Oprah won't shut up about. The same way sailors would suck on a lime to prevent scurvy, we suck on a healthy slurping of "Jana Cova's Juice" to keep ourselves hard and alert at all times, and, yes, we mean hard like Viagra. Take that Susan Summers!

Wait? What's that? We've just been informed that "Jana Cova's Juice" is not a penis extending super fruit smoothie from the rainforest, but rather the latest Celeste release from the geniuses over at Digital Playground. It's an honest mistake anyone could make. We thought she made it from scratch every morning with loving kindness.

Radiant Jana is joined in the release by an amazing cast of friends and rivals including delicious Latin beauty Alexis Love, scintillating lesbian Celeste Star, the unforgettable Lena, busty raven tressed beauty Audrey Bitoni, spicy seductress Mikayla, drop dead beauty Alektra Blue, breathtaking cocksucker Paulina James, and last (but far from least) the incomparable Carli Banks, whom we have tried endlessly to get to hook up with us to no avail. Are there any better breasts in the entire world than the ones this Hawkeye was given at birth? Of course not. (That was a trick question.)

With a line up this extraordinary, we aren't sure what else you could possibly want to know about a title? Just go get it immediately—if not sooner.

"Jana Cova's Juice" comes out this week. Drink down all the magic goodness below but remember, all these pictures are the exclusive property of Digital Playground and cannot be used without their consent, which we have but you don't. Just saying.

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So when Robby D from Digital Playground makes a movie about Digital Playground contract star Stoya, it takes on a certain significance, and our world comes to a grinding halt until we know all that there is to know about it. So let's start from the beginning.

Through extensive research in the Fleshbot laboratory, we have come to uncover that there is a scientific process involving an intense chemical reaction in our brains not entirely dissimilar to a narcotic rush that occurs whenever Stoya's name is spoken or images of her are seen. Delving perilously further into our experiments we learned that by combining her name, STOYA, with the word HEAT, like something from the Electric Company of our childhoods, we were able to create an exponential kinetic response in our brains, melting them down in a thermonuclear response until they drooled kundalini style down to our throbbing genitals and exploded! Trust us, it was all very professional and scientific. There were charts and test tubes and stuff. We know what we are doing over here.

Our results conclusively and empirically prove that Stoya Heat is more addictive than heroin and crack and cigarettes and Wii combined. You've been warned.

"Stoya Heat" Comes Out Next Week. Here is your free sample to get you hooked. Try to enjoy your holiday weekend now, bitches.

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Earlier this year, we saw Andrew Blake's "5 Stars", now Adam & Eve have taken up the pentaphilic torch with "The Five," a celebration of five of the porn world's most impressive stars.

The feature is headlined by Bree Olson, who brings her adorable (and dirty) charms to both her scenes (the opener, in which she opens up all her orifices to Johnny Sins, and the fourth scene, in which Bree joins Shyla Stylez and Scott Nails for a delicious threesome). But Bree is hardly the only star in this show: Sasha Grey, Jenna Haze, and Alexis Texas round out the release, with ample dirty talk and hard fucking.

There is no plot—or even a half-hearted attempt at a plot—to "The Five": instead, each performer is introduced with a little striptease, and then immediately cuts to the fuck, er, chase. But it's for the best, really. With a cast of this caliber, there's no need to waste time dressing up the action or providing a backstory: these performers are strong enough to carry the film on their sexual skills alone.

In keeping with its numeric theme, "The Five" releases today—5/5/09. For the sake of numeric consistency, we almost wish it had come out four years ago—but, alas, if it had, we wouldn't have been able to compile this stellar cast.

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This goes doubly so when they fall under his "Hand Held" label, which we have come to realize means not only that he has more influence on them as the owner, but also that they seem to carry far harder fare than his other titles from the couples friendly Digital Playground team.

Take, for example, his latest amazing effort, "Sticky Sweet 2," starring the lovely and talented Angelina Valentine, Codi Carmichael, Jenna Presley, Nikki Benz, and succulent Jenaveve Jolie. This highly anticipated sequel to the wildly popular first offering quickly picks up speed with a BDSM edge as cougarriffic predatory Nikki Benz literally dominates two hard and handy studs before devouring their rigid over inflated man meat into her tiny pink holes of wonder. Not a bad start to any movie—much less one with technical flair, proper lighting, and excellent camera work.

Snatch forward to sweet, still young, but freshly surgically altered Jenna Presley, who looks better than ever with her succulent ass and snatch glistening like the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow in the run up to full throttle fucking tease. We're not sure where she's been hiding, but we can tell you without reservation that we are thrilled stiff to have her back in action. Few new starlets can compare to her—and few male performers can contend with the raw fury of her sexual desire when this little slut gets her engine running. Robby does an amazing job coaching her back into the saddle, and then capturing her incendiary performance.

Last but not least, it's always great to see delicious brown skinned cutie Jenaveve get crazy on cock. Check the snap of her bent up doggy with a high hard on drilled into her stretch sideways smile. If that doesn't brighten up your day, well, we're not sure what will.

"Sticky Sweet 2" releases next week from Digital Playground, who would like to remind you that all your porn are belong to us. Don't mess with their snaps or they will devour your soul.

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What proof do we have you ask? Um, duh? Just look at her! Clearly she intends to force us to endlessly drool over her getting gloriously nailed by massive throbbing fuck sticks, or she wouldn't keep demanding that Digital Playground release footage of exactly that into the mediasphere.

Her latest insidious tool of mind controlling propaganda is cleverly titled "Riley Steele Chic," the same way tobacco executives refer to menthol brands as "cool" or Mormons refer to themselves as "Christians." It stars (who else) Riley Steele, then more Riley Steele, then Capri Cavelli, Devi Emmerson, Zeina Heart, Heather Vahn, and then just a whole lot more Riley Steele—including shots of her being fucked through shredded jeans, which is pretty much how we imagine it going down most of the time when we replay our sexual fantasies of her over and over and over in our minds with absolutely no ability to stop these fantastic sexual apparitions of desire.

Fine. You win, Riley. You're just too powerful to keep fighting. Tell us your bidding, and we'll do it. We just hope it involves watching endless more hours of you getting drilled hard and deep in your soft wet pink orifice of hope and transcendence. Amen. Happy Easter, fuckers!

"Riley Steele Chic" comes out next week from Digital Playground. Misusing their images will result in legal consequences and pissing off a wrathful deity.

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This post would be far more apropos were it intended as an obituary—a tribute far more befitting this less than stellar journey into the heart of a bad niche than an actual review. In words most akin to prolific transgressive writer Chuck Palahniuk, I am Jack's dead cliché.

Starring Gina Lynn, Nikki Benz, Honey Dejour, Savannah Gold, and the ever eager Claire Dames, "Jack's Big Tit Show Volume 8" cums charging out the gate with the kind of commitment to excellence we've grown to expect from Digital Playground directors... then morphs midway through from a Lamborghini to a Pinto.

Trust us when we tell you that the problem isn't lack of ability—it's the cast!

Clearly they blew the budget of this “Robby D Excuse” on top heavy platinum blonde uberhotties Gina Lynn & Nikki Benz, then filled in the title with a bevy of lesser known newbies with big mounds of tit meat, each more hapless than the rest.

If anything, we're glad to see a less than fully magnificent release from Digital Playground, if only because it pointedly reminds us of just how amazing their movies generally are. Diehard fans of Gina Lynn will enjoy seeing her get wrecked on the merciless tool of Scott Nails. Likewise, those enamored of temperamental beauty Nikki Benz will undoubtedly be more than satisfied to see her transformed from untouchable diva to insatiable cock slave through the talents of seasoned professional and full time smut manufacturer Robby D, via his alter ego Jack.

The rest of the release operates largely as filler—to be blunt about it. That's okay man. We still love you.

"Jack's Big Tit Show Volume 8" will be available to rent this week from Digital Playground.

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You might be confused about who the virtual You will be fucking in this movie: isn't she supposed to be Katsuni? Well, this movie was made during her losing court battle but before she was forced to change one letter of her name to appease a distraught French woman who claimed she was being misidentified as a hot porn star.

It is a customer not scared of adjustments who purchases an interactive movie; there is a lot of direct address ("See? My titties are already hard," Katsumi says to you) and, the way Digital Playground does it, there is a lot of zooming back and forth against whatever greenscreen background Katsumi appears against.

But the "Virtual Sex" DVDs are unlike other movies in that the environment is rigidly controlled. The sound is clear and present and there are no distractions to take the viewer away from the star.

"So what do you prefer?" she asks. "My boobs? My pussy? My ass? Or my mouse?"

International symbols for those parts show up at the periphery of the screen when it is time for the DVD to become really interactive. Digital Playground's go-to stunt cock, Scott Nails, steps in as your proxy in Katsumi-servicing.

I'll take a break here and say that Katsumi looks really good, even if Scott Nails never consulted You about how You, personally, would service Katsumi. Only then would this DVD be truly interactive.

But lest you think that Katsumi doesn't care about you and only has eyes for Nails, she drops a bit of Gallic science on you before Nails delivers his vicarious load.

"I love being on ze top so I can make love with you ... the way I want."

- Review by Gram Ponante

Virtual Sex with Katsumi
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Director: Robby D.
Cast: Katsumi (prior to legal name change), Scott Nails as You

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Free the hand that rocks the cradle after the gap.

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Babysitters

Studio: Digital Playground
Director: Robby D.
Cast: Jesse Jane, Shay Jordan, Sophia Santi, Teagan Presley, Sasha Grey, Nikki Benz, Nautica Thorn, Gina Lynn, Tommy Gunn, Lexxi Tyler, Sammie Rhodes, Alektra Blue, Angie Savage, Ben English, Charles Dera, Jerry, Saascha, Scott Nails, Tony De Sergio, Tyler Durden, Jay Lassiter

Review by Gram Ponante

It's impossible, of course, to have babysitters without children, but it is absolutely verboten to have images of children in porn movies, so we see their diapers and tricycles and can only wonder at their parents' poor judgment in hiring Sasha Grey to babysit.

A loose network of babysitters and neighborhood families take part in interwoven stories in this movie that features many of Digital Playground's contract stars in roles that are smaller than would normally merit their inclusion on a boxcover, but it is a pleasure to see them anyway.

The thought of the above-named cast operating a babysitting collective (their uniform is usually a backpack) is more titillating, for some reason, than the same group on a cheerleading squad. It must be my biological clock.

Nautica Thorn seduces a dad without too much effort, mopey teen Sasha Grey goes, in one scene, from a frigid prude to a cock-smoking dynamo in the next. This is explained away when she shows up for a babysitting gig that has been canceled. "I would do anything for that money," she tells the dad (and his friends). Cue boning.

Elsewhere, dominatrix Sophia Santi has a party with the wives. Wielding a strap-on, she orders:

"Bitch? Spit on that shit! I'm gonna take this cock and go home." (Santi is an undertapped resource, in my opinion). We see the leonine Angie Savage atop a strap-on mounted to Alektra Blue's leg. Smart: this allows the use of the knee as a pressure point as well as full view of all the special parts.

Teagan Presley, looking splendid after her own maternity leave, returns as the unlikely babysitter of a boy whose legal-age brother waits upstairs, masturbating. The brother has a broken leg, which is perhaps how producers got around the conundrum of why the absent mom and dad would hire Teagan in the first place.

Then Shay Jordan and Scott Nails get it on in the movie's Most Likely to Happen in Real Life pairing: the babysitter's boyfriend comes over while the folks are out. That Shay J. is a yeller.

Then, horrors, Shay is caught by parents Gina Lynn and Ben English. Best scene in the movie. (Scott Nails beats it out the back door.)

Then the combination is repeated, this time with Tommy Gunn, Jesse Jane, and Nikki Benz. It is almost redundant to say that Jane is so practiced and gleeful with her sex kitten roles (and Digital Playground never makes the mistake of casting her against type) that she always ups the ante. Gunn, too, can be seen actually acting. The dialogue and the setups might be simple, but I never get the feeling that he's tuning out.

An unintentionally hilarious scene pops up between two porn dudes commenting on Sasha Grey's blowjob antics. Their scene is known in porn circles as the "High Five", in which two guys will high-five each other over the woman they've just unloaded on. In this case, the men are just watching from the sidelines, but still congratulating each other with pints of beer. Since both speak English with heavy Slavic accents, it is almost impossible to understand them.

While we can suspend our disbelief enough to imagine married mom of one Jesse Jane as a gum-smacking babysitter, these guys just look like they shouldn't be there, and wouldn't be saying those things if they were.

Writer/director Robby D., while he has Digital Playground's financial resources and talent pool to draw from, nevertheless also makes Babysitters a fast-paced, fluid, cheerful, well edited movie, down to characters from one scene reaching for a doorknob that opens a door to a new scene with different characters. This might not seem like much in mainstream terms, but any effort pays off in porn, and Babysitters, already ahead because of its cast, benefits from his direction.

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