"Harlots" And Higher Education

Scots porniste Gazzman’s epic series of films chronicling the goings-on at an exclusive and thoroughly salacious academy for young trollops is back with another neo-Victorian romp through the halls and grounds of what appears to be the best school ever; “Young Harlots - Dirty Secrets” is more in the grand old private school tradition, but the movie raises some questions for us colonials. Mind the gap. More »

Some city council workers in Scotland are accused of having sex in their offices during a bank holiday, which means not only did they get to experience the thrill of workplace sex, they got paid overtime to do it! Double win! (bbc.co.uk, naughty co-workers via naughtyoffice.com, natch.)

A Scottish photographer takes a photo of 100 naked people and somehow that will end soccer hooliganism forever. Yep, makes sense to us. (story + video @ bbc.co.uk)

Scottish artist Andrew Maclean seeks to "reclaim the bushes" via a project in which he asks six female artists to create installations where young boys traditionally find their first porn mags. Hey, if those bushes were good enough for us, it'll be good enough for our sons too! (lostporn.co.uk + scotsman.com)

"The Naked Portrait" @ Scottish National Portrait Gallery

"Sexy" and "Scotland" aren't usually concepts you expect to find in the same sentence (unless like us you have a fondness for swigging Glenlivet in between sips of XXX Vitamin Water throughout the day, in which case everything starts to look sexy after a while), but beneath that tweedy, damp facade lies a society with the cultural openmindedness to put together a museum show featuring naked bodies from the entire history of photography—and at their National Portrait Gallery, no less. Since "The Naked Portrait" features such art historical heavyweights as Lucien Freud, Richard Avedon, and David Hockney, it's more about Great Art than cheap thrills ... though there's plenty of those to be had if if your idea of cultural enrichment depends on the amount of naked boobage on display. Heck, if there were more shows like this in US museums, we might actually get ourselves out of the house to look at art instead of sitting around looking at naked bodies on our computers all day! More »

Wet Spots: The "Magic" Of Photoshop

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UK Porn of the Moment: Gazzman's "Young Harlots: The Academy"

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