Since we first fell in lust with Brandi Belle, it seems she's gone almost exclusively into creating high quality hardcore CFNM (clothed female, naked male) porn with her (gorgeous, and occasionally naked) girlfriends: yesterday's hot new installment The Delivery Man says it all, and damned if he doesn't look like Beck. But can Scientology and CFNM really mix? Only the shadow of a naked Xenu knows for sure.

Speaking of celebrity butt plugs, the folks who helped you stick Paris Hilton up your ass are proud to introduce their latest L. Ron version, complete with a remote control and flashing hypno eyes. We're waiting for the Xenu model ourselves, though we're not certain our assholes are advanced enough to take it yet. (celebritybuttplugs.com)

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