Fleshbot: school

Don't Know Much About A Science Book: "Naughty Bookworms"

pweasels — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 15:00:00 EST

Herschel Savage is prying apart the petals of the wrong kind of flower entirely if he really wants to learn about photosynthesis. And he’s getting in the way of the light, too. His zeal in his quest for knowledge is admirable, but if he doesn’t back up a little and get some distance, he’s never going to learn anything about plants.

Maybe Sasha Grey, who looks pretty disgusted with the Professor’s lack of discipline, can help him regain some perspective. Or she might just be writing “Female Anatomy” on the board; if the mountain won’t come to Mohammed – well, you know how it is.

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· Buy "Naughty Book Worms #7" (gamelink.com)

Sure, most high school teachers like to...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 09:26:59 EDT

Sure, most high school teachers like to kick back during quiet study time and watch a little bondage porn on their classroom computer. Most of them are just smart enough to unhook the video projector before they do. At least someone is learning a lesson. (newsnet5.com)

Higher Learning: Top Ten Classroom Sex Videos

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 16:20:09 EDT

In case you haven't been reading the news over the past ... oh, say, decade or so, there seems to be an epidemic in this country of teachers getting it on with their students. In the real world it's the wrong thing to do, but that's why we spend as much time as we can in the porn world—you know, where all teens are have at least celebrated their 18th birthday, all school rooms are private and locked, and every student will do whatever it takes to improve his or her grade. So if you feel like cracking those books and earning some extra credit, don't go running to your homeroom tutor—just have a look at our sexy class time video round up after the jump. (And yes, you will be tested on this.)

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Missy Monroe in "The Da Vinci Load" (Megarotic)

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Big girl after school (Megarotic)

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Student fucks driving instructor (PornHub)

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Blonde schoolgirl fucks her teacher (PornHub)

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Cheerleader blowjob (RedTube)

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Lesbian teacher and student (Megarotic)

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Stoya, Brianna Love & Manuel Ferrara in "Cheerleaders" (Megarotic)

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Girl Art Class (Megarotic)

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Dani Woodward - Bookworm Bitches (Megarotic)

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Japanese Classroom Adventure (RedTube)

An elementary school teacher learns the...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 14:33:23 EDT

An elementary school teacher learns the hard way that if you can figure how out to use MySpace ... or, um ... absolutepunk.net, then your students probably can too. Or at least their lonely parents. Sure, "semi nude" photos aren't porn, but when has that ever stood in the way of a little moral outrage. (volunteertv.com)

We don't condone teachers having sex with...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:00:57 EDT

We don't condone teachers having sex with students (even when they're 18), but you've got to admit that an instructor getting a blowjob from a pupil while talking on a cellphone and driving a bus is pretty darn impressive. (telegraph.co.uk)

Smut invades our nation's schools once again...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 14:15:47 EDT

Smut invades our nation's schools once again as some fifth graders in Maryland accidentally got an eyeful of porn when they were supposed to be watching "Star Wars" instead. In other news, Maryland fifth graders have the easiest classes ever. (foxnews.com)

Sex Blog Roundup: Got MILF?

Fleshbot — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 13:00:51 EST

Pile into the station wagon while we take you to the 'burbs and beyond in search of MILFs via today's selection of some of our favorite recent writing from the sex blog scene.: these red hot mamas keep a smile on Daddy's face (or tiptoe behind his back) as they crush on the school principal, shop for bondage gear at pet shops, and keep the sheets warm after the kids are tucked in for the night.

Get your Oedipal on with Jefferson after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Jefferson

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Drop In

My alarm went off at 5:30, the way it always does. I shut it off and turned towards Mr. U. He was sleeping soundly. The light from outside was seeping through the blinds. I moved towards him and rolled him onto his back. I laid my head on his chest and listened to his heartbeat. He had not been drinking the night before as I suspected. He had been with a woman. I could smell her perfume on him. He came to my bed, smelling of another woman. Bastard.

- Bad Bad Girl

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Emily

Emily is gorgeous. She's short and voluptuous, with dark brown hair and dark eyes. Emily has an ass that just won't quit and every time I've seen her it's showcased in a vintage trumpet skirt. Emily is gorgeous.
Emily is also an elementary school principal.

- The Butterfly Temptress

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An Interesting Evening

On the way home I couldn't help but ask him, once we were alone in our car, why he invited them home.
"Because, Mandy, she needs a good fucking, and I intend to give her one," was his reply. "I was sitting there listening to her big feeling attitude, and I just got it in my head to see her naked, and see if she was still big feeling." He laughed. "Besides, Matt doesn't seem too bad; he probably needs a break from her."

- Mandy's Erotic Life

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In the Quiet Night

Sitting with my legs spread wide, my breathing ragged and burning, I can hear your own ragged breathing in my mind. I squeeze my slick, swollen clit between my middle and index finger of my right hand as I push the glass dildo deep inside my aching cunt with my left hand. I pump it furiously, angling it up to hit my g-spot. My wetness seeps from me dripping down my ass, coating my hands.

- Pick Up the Pieces

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From Broke Back Boy: "Shadow Dancing"

Me, I wanted to walk around leaking and stinking of spunk. Next morning, I didn't shower either; I wore the same baby-blue panties to work I'd worn the night before after he'd fucked me. I slept in those panties and leaked come. I wore spunk-crusted panties to work. Take a whiff. That's tenderized cunt with spunk spices. All day at the office, the insides of my thighs ached. The tops of my thighs ached too. The lips of my cunt felt chaffed and smiling, like a skier's mouth when she comes off the mountain. That was some ride, wasn't it?

- My Mom Writes Erotica

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Suburban Sex Toys from Hell

"You are coming with me tonight, aren't you," says Raquel, the former beauty queen who after five children is still very much a beauty queen, "remember, you promised."
As usual I have no clue what she's talking about; aging is a bitch and my memory seems to be its greatest casualty. What the hell did I promise to attend?

"The PTA meeting," she says, emphasizing PTA in her Spanish accented English in a way that makes it clear her very square husband is lurking.

"Oh, you mean that sex toy party. That's tonight?" I say with a sigh.

- Urban Gypsy

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Thumbnail via My First Sex Teacher (myfirstsexteacher.com)

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