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more about #savannahstern more comments → Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: This review is where Robert Weintraub's "Purple Prose" meets the ONION's Smoove B, Love Man. (Get with it, people. Full name & title, please.) Thi... more » -
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Sin City's "Menage A Twat : Part Deux" Puts American Spin On French Coined Term
Back before porn parodies obliterated our understanding of the term "three's company too," a special love existed, in triangular form, so powerful it could only be properly expressed in the perversely silky language of the French. More » -
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Everhard Heeds The Call To Service In "Beyond the Call of Booty 3"
When normal pornographers fail to rise to the challenges presented by procuring perfect new asses to plunder, superman Eric Everhard steps forward to save our day with his throbbing appendage. What are friends for? More » -
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Tom Byron Lovingly Lords Over His Hot Cast In "King Of Coochie"
We're generally weary of acknowledging meat puppet swagger. But in Tom Byron's case we'll make an exception, since he's marinated his pickle for two decades in the hottest women on the planet and all. More » -
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Squirt Machines (And Other Urban Legends)
In every generation there exists a concept that mysteriously entrenches itself so deeply into the collective psyche that it resists ever being properly explained. Consumed by morbid curiosity, the general public loses its ability to sustain rational thought regarding the matter and is ultimately forced to blindly accept its truth despite obvious contradictions and/or a lack of credible empirical evidence. The single bullet theory in the JFK assassination is one example; grainy film footage of Bigfoot strolling through the woods is another. And then there's squirting. More »
