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Return To Paradise With "Girlvana 5"

DCypher — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:00:00 EST

Women, unlike flowers, blossom perennially. When it comes to girl on girl love, any time of year is the right time to unfurl the silky pink flower and lick the sticky sweet petals clean.

Zero Tolerance continues their award winning series about rug munchers for the people who love them most. Yes, despite nationwide bans on same sex marriage, Americans continue to purchase erotic materials that show just that—two or more women in the act of committing hardcore homosexual fornication. These girls are clearly hardened sinners, undaunted by the succulent pink folds of juicy pink pussy they dive in unflinchingly all the way up the elbows, cranking out more spray than the first three rows of a Sea World show get hit with.

Mike Quasar leads a merry band of sisters off to eternal damnation with sexy flare, joining them up in every jigsaw position imaginable and adding fodder to our oversized mental masturbation file. He deputizes Julia Ann and Raylene to lead a group of sex-starved sluts through a decadent wasteland devoid of dick.

Their pussy hungry pussy includes Monique Alexander, Courtney Cummz, Sarah Vandella, Brynn Tyler, Kylie Ireland, Missy Stone, Sophia Santi, Audrianna Angel, Bridgette B., Leah, Jackie Daniels, Velicity Von, Amber Ashlee, Taylir Scott, Melissa Jacobs, Cherry Ferretti, Lux Kassidy, Jayden Jaymes, Alyssa Reece, Kim Kennedy, Emy Reyes, Nikki Rhodes, Lexi Stone, Cali Haze, Regan Reese, Kyanna Lee, Skyla Paige, Kirra Lynne, Charley Chase, Georgia Jones, Madelyn Marie, and Louisa Lanewood.

The real question for home viewers and lesbian enthusiasts is not whether the double disc is worth giving the once over, but where to start. We can't help you there, but we can provide you with ample proof of what's inside.

"Girlvana 5" is out now from Zero Tolerance and Quasarman. Get some! You're going to burn in hell anyway, ya big hypocrite. (Just kidding.)

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How To Treat A Lady

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:00:00 EST

Derrick Pierce knows how to treat a lady: and it starts with sensually massaging her most sensitive, erotic bits (the breasts, duh). And how do we know that he's doing it right? Well, Sarah Vandella seems pretty happy...

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From Now On, Shane Diesel & His Well Hung Friends Will Be Fucking Your Girl

DCypher — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:00:00 EST

Oh it's true! Shane's monster cock will now plunder the formerly tight pink paradise that is your lover's vagina, flooding her with gallons of cum and washing away the memory of your cock forever!

For some, it is the worst nightmare imaginable. For others, it's the start of an erotic journey so thrilling, so taboo, that they can barely contain themselves, their genitals throbbing wildly as if they were hooked up to a car battery.

Syren De Mer, Kaci Starr, Sarah Vandella, Charley Chase, and Katie Kox young lives will never be the same again, now that they have opened the door to cuckoldry, turning their lovers hearts inside out and forcing them to watch how they really want to be pleasured—by massive black cocks.

Still we are certain from the astonished but curious looks on their lovers' faces (not to mention the fact that most of the partners inexplicably begin masturbating while they watch) that this new chapter of their lives will all turn out for the best.

Charley Chase takes miles of thick pipe like the horny slut she is and Katie Kox has the face of a young angel, even with a foot and a half of donkey prong smashed into her uterus.

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Zero Tolerance Snaps Up Sarah Vandella Sara Sloane

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:30:01 EST

This is Sara Sloane, Zero Tolerance's newest contract star. What's that, you say? She looks really familiar? Well, perhaps you might know her better as Crush Object Sarah Vandella....yeah, we thought that might ring some bells.

Why the name change? We're not actually sure. Sarah Vandella was working quite well for us—but hey, who are we to object to woman's right to change her last name? And the spelling of her first name? No one, that's who.

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John Madden’s Penis Delightfully Absent From “Not Monday Night Football XXX”

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Perhaps XPlay was concerned about offending fans? We personally would've been stoked to finally see Howard Cosell's little monkey.

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Director: Will Ryder
Cast: Angelina Armani, Lela Star, Sarah Vandella, Layla Rivera, Jaelyn Fox, Jessica Bangkok, Britney Stevens, Ashlyn Rae, Alyssa Reece, Topanga Fox, Ally Ann, Yurizan Beltran, Amia Miley, Tatum Pierce, Delila Darling, Cindy Jones, Mai Ly, Sophie Dee, Laci Laine, Rick Madrid, Billy Goodrich, Lee Bang, Evan Stone, Thomas Ward, Scott Lyons, Eric John, Kris Slater

It's one thing to parody a sitcom, but parodying an American institution like Monday Night Football requires both a solid sense of humor as well as serious focus on fucking. The challenge for XPlay is even greater with this parody because there are no protagonists to ground the plot, and no classic conflicts to spice up with sex. As a result, "Not Monday Night Football XXX" features an amalgamation of sportscasting legends doing what makes them memorable.

Rick Madrid plays the staccato-voiced Howard Cosell, who commands the preview show that the film is based around. He is joined by John Madden, played by Billy Goodrich, who spends time with fans, draws on the telestrator, and pimps tough-actin' Tinactin.

True to life, celebrities stop by to plug their latest projects/remind us of their scandals. OJ Simpson has his future read (keep in mind this is the 80s OJ), causing the fortune teller to flee the scene. Bill Cosby (manned by the same Thomas Ward who starred in "Not The Cosbys XXX") shows up as well, followed by a furious Laci Laine who demands Cosby leave his wife for her.

Although these allusions provide amusing intermissions from sex, they feel more like piecemeal potshots and less like parodies of the events they reference. Poking fun at the gimmicky, self-serving habits of a major network is clever, but without a strong, over-arching plot to center the jokes, the parody becomes a gimmick itself.

And like most parody porn, there's a clear distinction between the amusing and the arousing. There was one instance of Madden using the telestrator to discuss his favorite things about Angelina Armani (boobs, eyes, long, flowing hair), but it would've been doubly as funny to see him narrate an instant replay, telestrating the path of Eric John's cock as four cheerleaders tackle him in the locker room. Perhaps a "BAM!" or two would've been appropriate.

But there really isn't much to complain about. The simple fact that seventeen girls cram into five separate scenes is a daunting feat. With such an enormous cast, one might wonder how parody prince Will Ryder manages to coach this dreamteam to glory.

The answer? Teamwork: four gals for every gent, and no one hits the sidelines when the action is on. There's no showboating, no ball hogging, and the fans go wild for every play (seriously, there's non-stop cheering). Also, since every sex scene features a POV moment, viewers at home get to feel like they're part of the team! The sportsmanship is simply awe-inspiring.

Of course, there are a few star players. Evan Stone and Angelina Armani have the only one-on-one scene as the legendary quarterback Manhattan Joe and some floozy. He helps her get her foot in the door as a sideline reporter, so she helps him get his cock in her mouth.

"Well if I'm gonna taste your cock," she says, "I want you to taste my pussy." See? Teamwork.

Also exciting is the fact that Yurizan Beltran has her first non-solo scene. Yurizan, Lela Star, Mai Ly, and Alyssa Reece get bored watching the game at home, so they decide to ditch the remote and grab the vibrators. Even though it's her first time, Yurizan gives it 110% and really goes deep. I sincerely hope she continues this sociable trend.

The general mindset for parody pornographers seems to be "What if this show had hardcore sex in it?" Unfortunately, the finished product presents the question "What if this hardcore sex had jokes near it?" And while it's smart to unite the eternally homosocial institutions of pornography and sports, it's important to make sure they play together well. Perhaps "Not Monday Night Football XXX" could've used a couple more scrimmages before hitting the field.

And now I'm out of football puns.

Sapphic Bliss Fully Explored In Fourth Volume Of "Girls Banging Girls"

DCypher — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Carpet munching cuties attack crack, diving face first into mounds of muff in today's sneak peek. Pussy licking, labia sucking, and all kinds of hot, nasty, tongue-in-between-cheeks action abound as these lipstick lesbians display their addiction to snatch!

When it comes to naming movies, it just doesn't get more direct than "Girls Banging Girls" (brought to you by LFP and Hustler Video). We can honestly say we appreciate the fresh approach. Making allusions to lady flowers or resorting to crafty word play and alliterations would simply distract us from the raw essence of what this volume is about—dirty, filthy, uncensored lesbian sex between ridiculously sweet, firm, uninhibited models. Oh yeah!

Helming the fourth installment is none other than incorrigible rascal Richard Hamilton, who helps a hearty helping of hot lesbians live out their deepest secret Sapphic fantasies, and (almost by default) ours as well.

Holly Morgan, Lexi Belle, Jessica Valentino, Sarah Vandella, Jayme Langford, Karlie Montana, Amy Reid, Renae Cruz, Morgan Layne, and Louisa Lanewood comprise the almost inconceivable cast of volume 4, each starting out slow and teasing one another, and then slowly building up to a full froth. All the while we drool while witnessing one exemplary lesbian performance after another. We're not saying the scene with Jayme Langford was better than the rest, because they all are amazing, but we can legally tell you that we couldn't feel anything from the waste down after watching it for nearly four full hours. It's that powerful!

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Stormy Daniels Is Feeling "Tormented" Lately

DCypher — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

And with so much on her plate it's easy to see why...our blonde darling crossover star needs more hot kinky sex in her life! That's all!

It appears that legendary, award-winning director Jonathan Morgan is still alive and well and working over at Wicked Pictures (just as he has been for over a decade now). Despite his alarmingly reclusive nature in the last few years (which has earned him his latest nickname: the JD Salinger of porn), the quality of the work he produces has not been diminished. If anything, we'd say it has gone up. Now, instead of bells and whistles and rickety rackety, he's all substance and style—and we're very impressed!

With today's release of' "Tormented," we see a true master hard at work on his craft. Coupled with Stormy Daniels, the duet delves deep into the sinister side of seduction for an admittedly darker take on Wicked's generally insouciant and effervescing starlet.

"I have a really dark and perverted streak in me that no one knows about," Stormy would have said, undoubtedly, if her publicist could speak through her mouth to promote this movie. "I like to explore my fantasies of domination, submission and other sexually altered states, allowing reality to take a back seat to the perverted passions deep within my mind."

Okay, so maybe she didn't exactly say any of those things. Nor, for the record, did any of her lovely co-stars, Asa Akira, Priya Rai, Aiden Starr, Shawna Lenee, Sarah Vandella, and Tori Black. But that doesn't mean they don't really feel like that. You don't know. Mere process of deduction implies that there must be some dark fantasies lurking beneath their breathtaking exteriors that drive them to commit such intensely passionate acts and display the raw sexual hunger that they do. That's elementary.

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Porntastically Monday Night Football

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 12:30:01 EDT

How is X-Play going to turn Monday Night Football into a porno movie? The same way they turn anything into a porno: make up a bunch of female characters and have them get naked. (More behind the scenes shots @ crossroadsedge.com)

Cast Of "Ass Worship 11" Worthy Of Devotion

DCypher — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 13:00:00 EDT

If you're going to go to all the trouble of worshiping a woman's ass—a behavior Jules Jordan promotes in his epic series—it's important that you pick asses worthy of the high praise.

Otherwise, you're just looking for trouble—not to mention the headache of extremely devoted fans arguing incessantly over your casting choices (though, in all honesty, that's bound to happen no matter what. Don't you people have jobs?).

While we're sure the subject will quickly devolve into an irredeemably bottomless thread in our new and improved comments section (hint hint), we're still going to go on record and say that you can find no better examples working today than Lisa Ann, Alexis Texas, Jenny Hendrix, Kristina Rose, Phoenix Marie, and Sarah Vandella, effectively the cast of Jules Jordan's "Ass Worship 11"—and leave it at that. Now, that doesn't mean you can't find ladies with equally impressive derrieres in the industry, just that this 11th volume from Jules is a fine sampling of young and seasoned performers with the golden badonkadonk.

We've long been fans of Jenny Hendrix. That's no secret. The fact of the matter is that we are all for the idea of people worshiping her sweet sweet bubble. That's why when we saw her go airtight in this new release (that's right—she gets DP'd while sucking a cock—see for yourselves!) we just about lost our minds.

Just as impressive is the industry's most famous MILF, Lisa Ann, pulling a DP with James Deen and Eric Everhard. We were amazed to see her take Everhard's full girth all the way up her tiny pucker before taking a full on dirt pipe milkshake. Way to go, Lisa Ann!

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"Not The Cosbys XXX": All That And A Jello Pudding Pop

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 11:30:01 EDT

"Not The Cosbys XXX" may just be our most hotly anticipated porn of 2009. Growing up in the eighties, "The Cosby Show" was a big deal—and we were also thrilled to see more black people in mainstream porn.

So it's with a heavy heart that we must admit that our biggest reaction to "Not The Cosbys" was, well, disappointment. It wasn't the central cast, or the quality of the sex scenes, or the plot, or Thomas Ward as Cliff Huxtable—no, all those things were quite stellar, actually. The thing that left us less than thrilled was actually a (seemingly) minor thing: there were just too many white people in the film.

Now, we're not naive, and we are familiar with porn's...interesting take on race; more to the point, we know that it was already a big deal for X-Play/Hustler to back a project with an all black headlining cast. But was it too much to ask for them to just run with that, and give us a predominantly black "Not The Cosbys"? Apparently so: of the six sex scenes, only one features black-on-black love (well, two if you count Misty Stone's masturbation scene).

But we should tell you more about the things we actually liked about the film.

As with his previous "sitcums," Will Ryder successfully recreates the feel of "The Cosby Show"—especially with the casting of Thomas Ward as Heathcliff Huxtable, clearly a role he was born to play (the man's a shoo-in for Best Non-Sex Performance at the 2010 AVN Awards). The plot, too, is reasonably Cosby-ish: Denise struggles with whether or not to lose her virginity to her boyfriend Malik, Cockroach and Theo sneak into a sexy slumber party, and the family takes a trip to Hillman (our fingers are crossed in the hopes that "Not The Cosbys 2" includes some "A Different World" crossover).

And then, of course, there's the sex: first up is the aforementioned Denise (Misty Stone) masturbation scene (clearly intended to relieve some of the stress of her virginity-related angst). Next we find ourselves following Denise and her boyfriend Malik (Dick James) to a co-ed sleepover, which naturally turns out to be an all out orgy. Uncomfortable with the pressure to perform, Denise leaves—and, of course, her boyfriend stays, and wild sex ensues.

And this is where the feature takes its first—and biggest—misstep. It's an unwritten rule of porn parodies that the more invented characters a porn parody relies on, the weaker it is; so to have the first major sex scene entirely populated with invented characters (and predominantly white ones, at that) is a big strike against the feature.

Thankfully, the rest of the scenes manage to include at least one Cosby character in the mix. Scene Three finds Theo (Tyler Knight) and Cockroach (Tee Real) heading back to the sleepover/orgy, where Theo gets it on with stripper Charmaine (Tori Black); Scene Four is a flashback to Claire's (Monica Foster) time at Hillman, with Danny Mountain as her college boyfriend; Scene Five pairs Vanessa (Melody Nakai) and Cockroach (Tee Real), for some much anticipated all black sex; and, capping it all off, Denise loses her virginity (on her parents' bed, no less!) to Patrick (Scott Lyons) in the very final scene.

In the same way that "The Cosby Show" helped white families across America welcome a middle class black family into their homes, we'd been hoping that "Not The Cosbys XXX" would help white porn consumers enjoy the pleasures of all black love. Alas, it seems we raised our hopes too high. But hey, a big studio feature with this many black performers is still nothing to sneeze at. Here's hoping it's the first step in a more colorful future of porn.

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Deep Inside Sarah Vandella

Gram Ponante — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 11:30:01 EDT

If Sunny Lane and Bree Olson were scientists creating the perfect blend of wholesomeness and hooker in their melon-scented lab, Sarah Vandella would win them the Nobel Prize in Saucy.

Vandella and Lexington Steele have been working together a lot lately, and it is apparent why.

Steele is a lucky bastard, that's why.

Steele has a good job, and told us that, even when he feels less engaged, fucking anyone he wants is better than working construction. Still, he clearly enjoys Sarah Vandella in this scene from "Lex Steele XXX 11."

Steele grabs handfuls of the alabaster Vandella, even taking off bling so that he doesn't injure her unnecessarily. And Vandella appreciates it.

We include some blurry shots of their scene because Vandella moved like a jackrabbit. It was like trying to capture the wind.

· Lexington Steele (lexsteelexxx.com)
· Buy "Lex Steele XXX #11" (gamelink.com)
· Lexington Steele (lexsteelexxx.com)
· Buy "Lex Steele XXX #11" (gamelink.com)
· Lexington Steele (lexsteelexxx.com)
· Buy "Lex Steele XXX #11" (gamelink.com)
· Lexington Steele (lexsteelexxx.com)
· Buy "Lex Steele XXX #11" (gamelink.com)
· Lexington Steele (lexsteelexxx.com)
· Buy "Lex Steele XXX #11" (gamelink.com)
· Lexington Steele (lexsteelexxx.com)
· Buy "Lex Steele XXX #11" (gamelink.com)
· Lexington Steele (lexsteelexxx.com)
· Buy "Lex Steele XXX #11" (gamelink.com)
· Lexington Steele (lexsteelexxx.com)
· Buy "Lex Steele XXX #11" (gamelink.com)
· Lexington Steele (lexsteelexxx.com)
· Buy "Lex Steele XXX #11" (gamelink.com)

Sasha Grey Slays Us In “Secretary's Day 3”

DCypher — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Though the fate of the free world's economy hangs in the balance, we still feel confident in saying that some things will never change—for instance, people wanting to screw their secretary or Sasha Grey.

And what if your secretary was Sasha Grey? Smash Pictures explores this deviously brilliant notion in their latest wonderful sex fantasy "Secretary's Day 3"—and we couldn't be happier to see it on this frisky Monday morning. Seeing one of our all time favorite starlets undressed and bent over a desk, taking a foot of black cock; why, it's the perfect start to the week, and a great beginning for this new release.

Add to that a smoldering hot lesbian scene with drop dead gorgeous muff diver Celeste Star & curvy beauty Georgia (not to mention redophile daydream Nikki Rhodes taking the pounding of her sweet young life with sexy librarian glasses on), and what would generally be a run-of-the-mill, cliché wall-to-wall is elevated into the "must see" category fast! We're pretty sure we've all but demolished the remote to our DVD player at this point, and are still in a state of total disbelief at how well volume 3 came together.

But don't just take our word for it, by all means, check out the preview gallery—which also features Sarah Vandella getting plowed hard and Mackenzee Pierce having a go at the office plumber (played by Eric Everhard).

"Secretary's Day 3" releases this Thursday from Smash Pictures. We can't believe it either!

Stoya's Grace Envelopes Our Poor Souls In "Jack's POV 13"

DCypher — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 16:30:01 EST

The moment we have been waiting for has finally arrived. Stoya. POV. Nothing. Will. Ever. Be. The. Same. Again...

Sorry. It's just that—in our humble estimation—it's too hard to imagine anything beating this glorious day. We've been cleaning this set for the last three days and we're still not sure we're ready to drop them and move on. Frankly, this is why we watch pornography—for moments like this. Stoya is why we think there is a God, and that God loves us (and porn). Glory, glory...glorious!

As if it even mattered, "Jack's POV 13" also features Mina Leigh, Kiara Diane, Sarah Vandella, and Loona Lux. They're all hot, and totally worth watching get bent around like porno Gumby while imagining that that rod is yours—but comparing them to the icing on the cake that is Stoya just doesn't fit our style. Stoya is like a year's worth of red velvet cupcakes sprinkled with edible gold, crack cocaine, your first orgasm times ten—plus an overdose of pussy pheremones. The other lovely ladies are fine indeed, thank you, but our Supreme Commandress? She's just... unspeakably amazing.

Are you still reading this? What the hell is wrong with you? Stoya! POV! Down below! Come on!

"Jack's POV 13" comes out on the 10th of this month from the geniuses over at Digital Playground. (Stop by and say hi when you're done cleaning up!) Stoya is good, all the time. Amen.

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Popshot of the Moment: The Loveliest of All Was the Unicorn

Gram Ponante — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:00:00 EST

On the set of "Not the Cosby Show XXX," we find one of those tableaux that says so much about porn, labor, and the human condition.

While Dick James orally services a bored Jenny Hendrix ("I'm not taking any dicks today," she said) , and while Lana Violet and Jaelyn Fox drum on the thighs of a thrilled Jay Ashley, Long Island's own Sarah Vandella beams at Fleshbot readers with a cock growing out of her head.

We want to make a humpy-back camel with Vandella. "Not the Cosbys XXX," pending resolution of lawsuits, will be available early next year.

· X Play (allmediaplay.com)

It's Official: Jesse Jane Is "Sexy Hot"

DCypher — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:45:47 EDT

Despite her reclusive nature, Digital Playground's directrix-in-residence Celeste must surely be one of the hardest working women in the adult business: this week she's responsible for the release of "Jesse Jane: Sexy Hot" starring the titular pint-sized porn powerhouse along with a pre-impregnanted Eva Angelina, Audrey Bitoni, and Sarah Vandella. While it has everything you've come to expect from a DP production—good lighting, excellent camerawork, enthusiastic performances, and sets that make us think we really need to do something about all those milk crates that function as "decor" here at Fleshbot Central—we have to admit the title is kind of, well, obvious. Who really needs to be reminded that Jesse Jane is, in fact, sexy and hot? Next thing you know Celeste is going to release a DVD called "You WIll Masturbate To This". Where's the mystery, folks?

No matter, though: maybe that title was left deliberately generic so as you wouldn't be distracted from the sight of Jesse getting drilled harder than a stretch of Alaskan coastline. After all, it's been a long road for the former army brat who worked her way up the porn ladder to become one of the adult industry's biggest stars, and she deserves all the attention for her hard work that she can get. And to think that it all started for Jesse with serving hot wings at Hooters! Mmm, hot wings. (Somehow, though, we don’t think that's what inspired the title.)

Photos courtesy Digital Playground

• "Jesse Jane: Sexy Hot" (DVD info and trailer @ digitalplayground.com)
• Order: "Jesse Jane: Sexy Hot" (Adult DVD Empire)

A Story For The Ages: Diabolic's "Top Shelf"

DCypher — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:40:37 EDT

Since we just decided that it's No-Frills Tuesday here at Fleshbot, let's start out with the basics: Diabolic's new "Top Shelf" stars Amy Reid, Courtney Cummz, Jenna Haze, Sarah Vandella, Brianna Love, Audrey Bitoni and Shawna Lenee. It was directed by Sid Knox. It's the company's first Blu-Ray release.

Now let's go back and read that cast to you again: Amy Reid, Courtney Cummz, Jenna Haze, Sarah Vandella, Brianna Love, Audrey Bitoni and Shawna Lenee. Other porn companies, take note: if you plan on going through the trouble of making high definition smut, they better have a cast this worthy of the medium.

There's not much else to say about "Top Shelf" since Diabolic is known more for sex and not so much for storyline. But we do realize that there are some viewers who hanker for a bit of narrative structure to give their nut that extra oomph. Not to worry, we've come up with something for you. Try this one:

Amy Reid and her band of resistance fighters battle a team of demonically possessed Monagesque fascists intent on world domination and save us all ... by fucking them into submission!

Or how about this one?

Jenna Haze heads up a band of expertly trained ninja sex assassins, who are airlifted into deepest Ouagadougou under cover of night to negotiate the release of hostages taken by a cadré of rogue Blackwater operatives-gone-terrorist mercenaries ... by fucking them into submission!

Okay, we tried. Feel free to do better in the comments. (But look at the preview gallery first; you won't want to miss any of the finer potential plot points.)

· Order: "Top Shelf" (Adult DVD Empire)
· Diabolic Video (diabolicvideo.com)