Fleshbot: sarah palin

More Shots From Lisa Ann's Gay Debut

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:00:00 EST

Well, here's something you don't see every day: a topless woman in stills from a gay porn! Yes, we've got more preview pix from Lisa Ann's latest turn as Serra Paylin, in Jet Set's "Getting Levi's Johnson."

Now, we know this movie will result in the gays getting Levi...but will anyone be nailin' Paylin? Inquiring minds want to know. So Jet Set—any chance this is actually a bi porno?

· Jet Set (jetsetmen.com)

Really? "You’re Nailin' Palin"? You Betcha!

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:00:00 EDT

This just proves that we always love to fuck the ones we love to hate to fuck to love to hate.

You're Nailin Palin: Interactive Adventures of a Hockey MILF

Studio: Hustler Video
Director: Axel Braun
Cast: Lisa Ann, Alexis Texas, Jay Lassiter, Chris Charming

In the Venn diagram of life, this movie represents the overlapping glory of Lisa Ann's strengths: she's done Sarah Palin, and she's done interactive porn. Have you done either of these things? If not, this will be a learning process. To begin with, thank your stunt-penises, Jay Lassiter and Chris Charming, for representing you so aptly.

You materialize in Governor Palin's office, where she promptly asks if you would like her to take her clothes off. If you say yes, she will. If you say no, angry red and black letters will inform you: YOU ARE NOT A MAVERICK!!! It's not as if you have total control. Try as I might, I couldn't get Sarah to put her clothing back on. I couldn't un-fuck her. Interactive porn is less like playing God and more like playing Cyrano de Bergerac: you forever strive to get laid.

And laid you get. You progress through the event tiers-teasing, masturbation, foreplay, oral, vaginal, anal-picking and choosing your favorite positions, until you finally give your stunt-penis license to cum. Once you're done with Sarah, Miss California (played by Alexis Texas) pays a visit to conduct an experiment "on the evils of homosexuality." Oh, satire! Thy name is lesbian scene.

In the Behind the Scenes footage, Alexis admits she doesn't know why she's playing Carrie Prejean, but that does not detract from her performance. Research be damned, Alexis fits in perfectly into the symphony your penis is conducting, joke and stroke. And just in case you forget which state representative you're pounding, she keeps the sash on.

Somehow, I feel that the interactivity helps the parody. Acting is reacting, and when it's just you and the jokes (and the sex), you can guffaw or groan or masturbate however you like. Overall, the humor suits Sarah. It's not that difficult to imagine the almost-VP launching dirty commands between pun-heavy innuendos. Personal favorite: when you're about to do her doggie-style, she says, "Why don't you fuck me like a sled dog so I can say I-did-your-rod?"

Of course, we can't forget to thank Lisa Ann. Her comfort in this role is apparent, and her embellishments are magical. After you share some particularly raucous cowgirl anal, Lisa Ann will smile and adjust her glasses ever so slightly. You will filibust a nut.

Why am I so into this? I don't know, but I'm positive I'm not the only one. It's been nearly a year since the election, and everyone is still just as excited by the idea of boning Sarah Palin. She's America's MILF. Years from now, future civilizations will unearth this ancient porno and realize they've discovered one of the sacred texts that make up the Cult of Palin.

Swag Of The Moment: Hustler's Sarah Palin Parody Mask

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:50:00 EDT

We received our screener packet for "You're Nailin' Palin" today. Included in the mix? A "parody mask" of Lisa "Sarah Palin" Ann, to be worn by the special someone you wish to pretend is Lisa Ann (or Sarah Palin).

True, we've seen weirder (much weirder) stuff in the realm of porno promos—but for today, this one definitely takes the cake.

Who's "Nailin' Palin"? You Are!

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Over the past year, we've seen "Sarah Palin" get boned by the Russians, Obama, David Letterman—and now, finally, even the common working man will get the chance to have his way with the Alaskan Princess.

Yes, Hustler is on the verge of releasing their interactive Palinpalooza, "You're Nailin' Palin!" Not only do you get to see Lisa "Sarah Palin" Ann getting done POV-style...you also get the chance to control the action, and see it all unfold whichever way you like best. Also, Alexis Texas joins the fun as Miss California—a detail that probably would have been a lot more interesting had this come out, say, three or four months ago, back when we actually still (sorta) cared about Miss Carrie Prejean.

But you don't have to take our word for it: check out Hustler's trailer for the porntastic accomplishment, above.

· You're Nailin' Palin: Interactive! (hustlerworld.com)

Everyone's Nailin' Paylin—Even You!

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Sarah Palin may have stepped down from public life, but Serra Paylin is an unstoppable porno juggernaut. "Hollywood's Nailin' Paylin" is in the can, and "Letterman's Nailin' Paylin" and "You're Nailin' Paylin" are on their way. Isn't America great? (xbiz.com)

Hollywood Nails Palin—And We Get To Watch

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:30:01 EDT

How on earth is Hustler going to justify making a movie that involves Sarah Palin moving to LA, becoming an actress, talk show host, and then (natch) a pornstar? Don't worry: Lisa Ann has all the answers.

· Hollywood's Nailin' Palin! (hustlerworld.com)

Sarah Palin And Tina Fey Reconcile Porntastically

Gram Ponante — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Leave it to the porn magic factory to realize in boobs the things that we daren't hope for in real life. Here Lisa Ann reprises her role as Sarah Palin opposite Sindee Jennings as Tina Fey impersonating Sarah Palin in a new Hustler parody. But wait—it gets weirder.

Oddly enough, Jennings played young Sarah Palin in the original Sarah Palin porn that debuted before the 2008 election (and which remains Hustler's best selling title). And, since older Palin could not have sex with her younger self (the world would have exploded, according to scientists), Jennings-as-Fey was concocted.

"Hollywood's Nailin' Palin" will be released early this summer.

· Hustler (hustler.com)

To Lisa Ann On Her 37th Birthday

Gram Ponante — Sat, 09 May 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Lisa Ann has had a great year. Her cougar-friendly talent agency is efficient and thoughtful, her Sarah Palin impression is second only to Tina Fey's in cultural ubiquity, and she has an amazing rack.

Born in Pennsylvania, Lisa Ann remembers a time when staying connected with fans meant paper-based mailing lists and stuffing 8 x 10s in envelopes for hours every week. One thing that has remained the same is the she still dances at clubs and, following the (relatively) recent removal of the age ceiling in porn, has made a roaring comeback to performing.

Times have changed:

"I remember being in Quakersville, PA, with all my ones from stripping, and the bank teller wouldn't take my dirty stripper money," she said. "Now I can tell my real estate agent I'm a porn star."

· Lisa Ann on the Internet Adult Film Database (iafd.com)
· Lisa Ann on MySpace (myspace.com)
· Porn stars stay connected - but at what cost? (gramponante.com)
· Buy Lisa Ann's movies (gamelink.com)

Lisa Ann Featured In Video For Eminem's "We Made You"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 13:30:01 EDT

In a swirl of nonsensical pop culture references, overly inflated asses, and, yes, Eminem prancing around in about a million different costumes, at least one thing still makes sense: Lisa Ann is ridiculously hot.

And we're thrilled to see that she's got a featured part in the video for "We Made You." Yes, she is (of course) all dolled up as Sarah Palin, but you know what? As long as Lisa Ann keeps getting mainstream attention, we don't care what she's wearing—though, okay, we still prefer when she wears nothing.

· "We Made You" (mtv.com)

You Can Pry Sarah Palin Porn From Larry Flynt's Cold, Dead Hands

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Maybe we've forgotten Sarah Palin, but the rest of the world still longs for her—or at least her porno doppelganager, Serra Paylin. Yes, Lisa Ann is donning her Palin suit and shooting a sequel.

And not just any sequel, but one that involves Hollywood. We're not sure why, exactly, the Alaskan princess would move her way down south, or what kind of motivation she'd have for fucking her way through the entertainment capital of the world—but who needs logic? We're talking about porn! Look for "Hollywood's Nailin' Paylin" in stores this summer.

Oh, and if you had any doubt that Hustler will be milking this Sarah Palin fetish 'til it's long past dead:

Why another Palin movie now?

"We'll keep doing it as long as we can get away with it," said Hustler exec Jeff Thill.

We'll stop complaining when we get our copy of "This Ain't The West Wing XXX," starring Serra Paylin. (Come on. You know it's in the pipeline.)

· Flynt Plans Another Sarah Palin Spoof (avn.com)

The Final Battle: Obama Vs. Palin

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 12:30:01 EST

If naked Obama rides a unicorn, what does naked Sarah Palin ride? A moose, silly.

· Buy The Final Battle Original Art (ebay.com)

Paying The Price For Playing Paylin

DCypher — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 12:30:00 EST

With all the talk of what former GOP Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin did for Tina Fey's career, it's easy to overlook the other career she helped resurrect—that of super busty MILF porn star Lisa Ann.

It can't be easy, weathering the kinds of comments this particular type of attention invites on such a national level. For heaven's sake, our own grandmothers (who only watch Oprah) have asked about her. To her credit, the doe-eyed darling has ridden the pulse quickening swell of a comical, unexpectedly exponential rise as cartoonish as her surgically enhanced breasts with the zen calm of our president elect.

Prior to her casting in "Who's Nailin' Paylin?," Lisa Ann had all but hung up her garters, donning a heavy duty jogging bra and assuming the demanding daily duties of running an adult casting agency. Then, with little to no warning, her name was everywhere all at once, emblazoned on the pages of blog posts and falling out of the mouths of talk show hosts and redfaced political pundits, all while parasitic papparrazi from TMZ stalked her over the newest role. All this from a zesty romp with two guys dressed as Russian soldiers banging on her back door before working her open like an old school manual can opener. It wasn't all that different from any other scene she'd done, barring the fact that the “script” was “leaked” to the mainstream press and the scenes were immediately cut and made available online the day they were shot.

Yes, ubiquity has it's price—which in this particular case means not only being the butt of several jokes (as always, pun intended) but also starring in a lackluster sequel—a vehicle that contains barely more merit than its overall novelty factor (including the fantastic box art nod to Shepard Fairey). From all appearances, "Obama is Nailin' Palin" is little more than a high-powered interracial compilation release, with one very important distinction—a newly shot scene with Guy DiSilva playing Obama, and Lisa Ann reprising her former role on a full foot of fuckstick. The remaining scenes appear to be from Hustler's "Take It Black" series.

That's the bad news. The good news is that the other scenes contain girls like Riley Mason, Charlotte Stokely, and Jenna Haze—all of whom are more than happy to take over twelve glorious inches of hot, throbbing ebony love in their every orifice. And so with this release, we bid 2008 farewell. It really was a year of surprises, wasn't it?

Enjoy the pictures—and see you all next year!

"Obama is Nailin' Palin" releases this week from Hustler Video.

· Buy "Obama is Nailin' Palin" (hustlervideo.com)

Sarah Palin Porn Will Never Die

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:30:10 EST

Did you think you were finally (finally) free from Sarah Palin porn? Silly you! Jenaveve Jolie will be showing us all her impression of the hottest governor from the coldest state in this month's High Society. Brace yourself. (avn.com)

Cezar Capone Ups The Ante

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 11:30:09 EST

There's a little saying we like to use around here at Fleshbot HQ: if at first you don't succeed, offer more money. It seems that Cezar Capone as been listening in on our staff meetings, because that's exactly the strategy he's decided to employ in his quest to make Sarah Palin into a pornstar. Two million not doing it for you, Sarah? How about three million... and a lifetime supply of Alaskan King crab? Oh, Cezar, you drive a hard bargain. You would have had us at "Wanna make a porn?" (avn.com)

Porno Palin Profiled On "Entertainment Tonight"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 10:30:00 EST

The rest of us may have long since forgotten (or stopped caring) about, who, exactly is "Nailin' Paylin," but it seems that "Entertainment Tonight" has only just discovered Hustler's parody porn—and, by extension, the lovely Lisa Ann. America's favorite hockey MILF made an appearance on the show this past Friday, in an attempt to drum up some post-election interest in her latest opus (whose name was apparently too raunchy to say during primetime. No comment.). We're pretty sure that Palinpornmania has peaked—but we wouldn't be surprised if Lisa Ann go herself some brand new fans. Clip above.

Sarah Palin: Future Pornstar?

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 15:30:05 EST

Well, there's at least one person who hasn't lost interest in Palin porn—at least if the porn actually involves Palin. Cezar Capone has posted an open letter offering the hottest governor from the coldest state a cool $2million to star in a MILF-themed adult production (working title: "Palin Super MILF").

We understand the desire to see Palin in a porn, and now that she's down on her luck, she's probably more likely to give into the temptation (if, by more likely, you mean she's downshifted from "when Hell freezes over" to "perhaps on a pleasantly chilly day in Hell"). But really: was "Palin Super MILF" the best title you could come up with? No one's going to want to be the star of something with that lame a name (least of all Sarah Palin!). (palinsupermilf.com, via avn.com)

Is This The End Of Sarah Palin Porn? (God, We Hope So)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 14:45:00 EST

So, that whole election thing happened. New records were set at the polls, history was made, people rejoiced in the streets—and, most importantly, and our wouldbe hockey MILF-in-chief has been sent back to the great white north from which she came. Truly, this can only mean great things for the country at large—but what does it mean for the pornographers?

Well, AdultSpoof and Hustler are still churning out their respective porno parodies (both sites still indicate that certain scenes are "coming soon!"), but is there really any market for hardcore Paylin action now that Palin herself has left the public stage? We can't even begin to guess at the answer—so, of course, we're going to turn it over to you, the people. Tell us: now that the election is over and done, are you more or less to fantasize about the secret lives of hockey moms?

Obama: "Serra Paylin's A Hottie"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 13:00:00 EST

And for those who've been wondering how, exactly, Hustler plans to work Barack Obama into the "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" storyline... good news! The script has been leaked to the internet, along with a teaser video (of course). We're a little confused by the "plot" (Obama as a knight on a horse? What?)... but hey, as long as we get to see (fake) Barack Obama giving a lesson in good politics to Serra Paylin, we're not going to nitpick.

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· Obama Is Nailin' Palin! (husterworld.com)

Even Obama's Nailin' Palin!

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 11:30:05 EST

You may have thought that Adult Spoof showed Hustler up by making their very own Palin porno, one that spelled "Sarah Palin" correctly, and included Barack Obama in all the fun. But Hustler's not one to take that kind of challenge lying down: as of today, you can download "Obama Is Nailin' Palin" from Hustler's website. Sure, there are lots of ways you could be spending the final hours of the 2008 presidential campaign... but isn't watching Sarah Palin and Barack Obama give new meaning to the phrase "bipartisan compromise" the best way of all? (hustler.com)

Porno Palin Part Two: This Time with Obama

Gram Ponante — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 21:45:06 EDT

Lefty pornographers have been a little smug in their expectations of an Obama victory in two weeks, and thus have had to ask ourselves some hard questions about the recent spate of Sarah Palin porn. How would we react to porn spoofs of the other side? Well, in the second major studio Sarah Palin porn project, the Democratic presidential nominee gets to hear his opponent say "Now here's some Grade A Alaskan puss."

Raquel Devine stars as Sarah Palin (note the correct spelling) in a movie for a new company called adultspoof.com (the website will be up on Monday October 27). In "Erection 2008: Rode to the White House," we meet stand-ins for Palin, John and Cindy McCain (Mark Davis and Alana Evans) and Barack Obama (Steve Driver).

As Palin, Devine is hilarious. Among her ad-libs were "Bring the wife next time" and "Lemme put some lipstick on that pig." And Steve Driver, who looked very presidential, will doubtless be assured work for the next four years.

But just in case, alternate endings were shot for the movie.

· Adult Spoof (10/27) (adultspoof.com)