• amateur

    Homo A Go Go Wants Your DIY Porn

    Are you queer? Do you like to do sex? Do you like to film yourself doing sex? We've got just the thing for you: queer art festival Homo A Go Go is seeking home sex tapes for their film festival. More »
    06/22/09
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  • liberal san francisco

    Exotic Erotic Ball Hits Dirty 30

    There are thousands of dirty curiosities at the Exotic Erotic Ball, celebrating its 30th (that's XXX to you sybarites) anniversary this fall in San Francisco. One being that this sexy, freaky, sordid, and multi-generational bacchanal happens at the Cow Palace. More »
    06/16/09
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  • events

    It's Not Easy Being Green, Nina Hartley

    We all get jealous, no matter how intensely attractive we are. So sex educator Reid Mihalko has enlisted a panel of experts, including Nina Hartley and Carol Queen, to patiently attend and defuse our green-eyed monsters. And you are invited. More »
    06/04/09
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  • babes

    Say Hello To Gina (And Thank Baby Sinead For Introducing You)

    Our little Baby Sinead is all grown up (she just turned 21!), and she's not just a porn model anymore: she's a budding pornographer too! And as such, she now has a small but growing stable of girls who are featured on her website in the nude. Her latest discovery is Gina, an 18 year old aspiring DJ who just moved to New York from San Francisco. You know what else sets Sinead apart from mere mortals like us? She met Gina randomly while killing time in Union Square. When we meet girls that way, they never want to get naked for us; in fact, when we ask we're usually rewarded with a slap across the face. Oh, to be an adorable 21-year-old aspiring pornographer again ... More »
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    Comment by IAO6: the gel or whatever is creating that purple hue is just killing me, and ginas legs. more » | Other threads

  • burlesque

    Lady Satan Channels Sarah Palin (And Not Vice Versa ... Yet)

    Well, that didn't take long: San Francisco burlesque performer Lady Satan has unveiled the first of what will probably be many Sarah Palin-inpired dances, complete with guns and (hopefully) butter. We dare you to suspend the election in your pants. Catch burlesque's Last Frontier after the jump. More »
    09/25/08
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  • girl on girl action

    Ultimate Surrender Wants You (To Watch)

    In what is either the best or worst marketing ploy we've seen recently, girl-on-girl erotic wrestling site Ultimate Surrender is inviting fans into the studio San Francisco Armory to watch the ladies of Ultimate Surrender face off against one another. On the one hand, inviting fans on to the set of a porn shoot seems like a recipe for disaster, but on the other getting the chance to watch the likes of Ariel X, Madison Young, and Adrianna Nicole waling on each other erotically ... well, you don't have to ask us twice. (avn.com; more @ UltimateSurrender.com)
    09/24/08
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    Comment by Al aka El Negro Magnifico: I kinda like it without an audience. It's all the more intense. more » | Other threads

  • wtf

    Naked Clown Calendar Is Like A Pie In The Face

    We've long expressed concerns that the cottage industry of naked fundraising calendars had gotten a bit out of hand. Now we see that this international nightmare has reached its logical but frightening conclusion: naked clowns. The students of San Francisco's Clown Conservatory Class (yes, it's a real place) have put together a nude 2009 calendar to raise money for multiple sclerosis research. We like naked calendars and, sure, we appreciate a good clown porn setup. And we can certainly support such a worthy cause. But somehow naked clown students with facepaint intact has reignited our childhood fear of the circus. Maybe some naked juggling would help calm us down? More »
    09/24/08
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    Comment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Just remember, people: transvestism is another form of clowning. So, you would be remiss in your phobia if the thought... more » | Other threads

  • fleshbot calendar

    See Into The Future With The Fleshbot Calendar

    Do you know what you're doing this weekend? Or next? Can any of us really know what the future holds given the impermanence of our existence? (We still don't trust that Large Hadron Collider one bit.) If the Earth continues to turn for another week or so, there's plenty of stuff to do and you just might find something that suits you on the Fleshbot Calendar. You could take in this weekend's Burlesque Festival in New York or next week's Arse Elektronika conference in San Francisco or you could just sit in your room and ponder the vastness of space and time. Just try not to miss work on Monday. More »
    09/19/08
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  • geeks

    Advance tickets are on sale now for the Arse Elektronika conference in San Francisco later this month. You know—the one where nerds and geeks gather to build their own kooky DIY machines and then fuck them? (monochrom.at)
    09/05/08
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  • events

    Do you dream of being a photographer for a glossy cheesecake site like Zivity, taking tame erotic photos of kind-of-naked girls? Well now's your chance: get your ticket for Zivity Photography Bootcamp a once in a lifetime opportunity to ogle Zivity models in person while getting photo instruction from the likes of Philip "Lithium Picnic" Warner. And all it'll cost you is a mere $985! What are you waiting for? (Uh, don't answer that.) (zivitybootcamp.eventbrite.com)
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  • events

    According to the just-updated talent lineup, among the notable celebrities slated to attend this year's Exotic Erotic Ball in San Francisco are MySpace vixen Bobbi Billard, Akira Lane, The Genitorturers, someone called "Pricasso, the Penis Painter", and Danny Bonaduce, who will judge the $20,000 costume contest. Aren't you glad you have three months to decide what you're going to wear, or not? After all, you don't want to let Bobbi down. (To say nothing of Danny Bonaduce.) (event info @ exoticeroticball.com; photo via Mac & Bumble @ bobbi-billard-nude.com)
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    Comment by whitekidinflatbush: Bobbi Billard has been an imaginary 'celebrity' friend of mine since her wrestling days. Good to see she's still getting... more » | Other threads

  • michelle aston uber alles

    It's Michelle Aston's "Pad": We're Just "Crash"ing In It

    In "The Crashpad Volume 2", a naked woman (y) sits on a bed. Another woman (x) invites a friend (z) into her apartment. "I got you a present," says (x), leading (z) into the room where (y) is waiting. Then (x) and (z) begin fucking (y). More »
    06/09/08
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    Comment by CloudCarrier: Girls Go Hardcore was a step in the right direction for abby, so maybe they should start swapping postcards with... more » | Other threads

  • masturbation celebration

    Twittergasms: The Real San Francisco Treat

    Cable cars, dot com gazillionaires and Golden Gates aside, San Francisco is known for many things: its values, homegrown institutions like Kink.com, and generally being the object of Sodom-by-the-Bay nightmares for the entire Bible Belt. And let's not forget that everyone's favorite city also midwifed National Masturbation Month, which is getting more tech-savvy every year. This time around the San Francisco Masturbate-A-Thon—a fundraiser for SF's Center for Sex and Culture hosted by Nina Hartley on Sunday, May 25—will not only be doing its customary livecast of the wank-off, but has also launched a snazzy new blog and Facebook page and is promising plenty of Twittergasms to all comers. Read what a Twittergasm is, how to have one, and why masturbatrix extraordinaire Carol Queen says you should never, ever fake one after the jump. More »
    05/13/08
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  • sex toys

    Bay Area brides-to-be! Are you still searching for a place to hold your bachelorette party? If you're skeeved out by strippers, but want something a little more risque than a dinner out with the girls, get yourself to Good Vibrations! The sex-positive sex toy retailer is now offering its Bay Area branches as free venues for bachelorette parties. The place comes with complimentary champagne and chocolates, as well as a free tour of the store. We advise you not to get too drunk, however—we're pretty sure there's a "you break it, you bought it" policy in effect. (xbiz.com)
    05/05/08
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    Comment by XavierLean: We also offer HOME tasteful romance parties all over the Bay Area and we have a very tasteful online Romance... more » | Other threads

  • sex clubs

    Family Fun At The Power Exchange

    We're glad that someone tipped us off to this great video about San Francisco's inimitable Power Exchange, a "family friendly sex club" even a mother could love—especially if she's into painting cow motifs on the walls of your bondage den. Looks like just the place to take our own family the next time they visit the City By The Bay! (On second thought ... maybe we'll just stick with Fisherman's Wharf.) More »
    04/30/08
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  • dvd

    Settling Down With Trannywood Pictures' "Couch Surfers"

    If you're still skeptical that transmen are serious about their fucking—and their porn—you won't be after watching Trannywood Pictures' "Couch Surfers". Before the credits have even finished rolling, we're already treated to a scene of Mark Van Helsing getting rimmed ... and that's just a warm up for the more serious action. Jam-packed with threeways, fisting, and all the transman-on-transman (and non-transman) action you can handle, "Couch Surfers" is an excellent addition to the ever growing catalogue of trannyfag porn. More »
    04/11/08
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    Comment by Trannywood: You really are too sweet ;) Thanks for "getting it". more » | Other threads

  • geography lessons

    So wait: if San Francisco is the clitoris of the USA, does that make New York its asshole? Man, good thing we like butt sex. (nyartsmagazine.com)
    04/08/08
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    Comment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: @1000101: Is this directed at me, or the writer of the link, or the writer of the post? 'Cause Boston is... more » | Other threads

  • events

    If you're still prodding yourself with a giant robo-licker kicking yourself for missing San Francisco's Arse Elektronika conference last year, not to worry: there's a new call for papers for this year's installment. We hear the theme this year is "Do Androids Sleep With Electric Sheep?", though frankly we think the answer is fairly obvious. (monochrom.at, via slashdong.org; thumbnail via VSC)
    03/26/08
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  • you are there

    SF Fetish Ball 2008: Sturm Und Glam

    This weekend's "Metropolis"-themed SF Fetish Ball (organized by dynamic director and dominatrix Paige White) again made us wonder if new residents of San Francisco were greeted by Welcome Wagon baskets of leather, latex, and PVC, because the whole city seems up for a good spanking. See some snaps afer the gap. More »

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    03/10/08
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  • sex culture

    Getting "Mortified": Because It Always Hurts The First Time

    Sexual frankness and its component shame in public isn't limited to emerging fully formed in "Barely Legal" or deleted MySpace pages. In fact, a commoditized multimedia mortification trend has taken shape in bookstores and stages across America (and in Sweden!) at the hands of a plucky band of "Angstologists". More »
    01/21/08
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    Comment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Alack! I did not retain the original of my "menage a trois" ending to the 'The Lady or the Tiger',... more » | Other threads

  • followup

    Good news! The "vagina couch" somehow went from banned on Craigslist to Best of Craigslist. (Funny how that works!) The bad news? It's still $600 for a couch that looks like a giant vagina. (craigslist.org)
    01/18/08
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  • vagina

    The people on Craigslist are a bunch of pussies for taking down this ad for a giant vulva couch. It'd be perfect for a rebirthing ceremony or maybe a strip club VIP lounge, but apparently some folks just don't appreciate fine genital-based furniture. (Jezebel)
    01/17/08
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  • geekery

    Apparently, that sexy new MacBook Air just isn't enough to get some horny MacWorld attendees off: Violet Blue might think that a post-keynote foot massage is a little on the vanilla side, but ;et's she how she feels once she gets back from the Moscone Center this afternoon. (tinynibbles.com + gizmodo.com; see also VB's 2007 Macworld Sex Guide and Gizmodo's 2008 MacWorld Coverage)
    01/15/08
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    Comment by I.M.B.Y What's THIS for...!: If Violet Blue says a steel but plug is cool than I need one! more » | Other threads

  • service economies

    Sex Doll Rental Offers Service With A (Fake) Smile

    If you're fascinated by Real Dolls but can't pony up the several grand to own one, a Bay Area limo company's sex doll rental service might just what you've been looking for. It's something we've known aboout in Japan for a while now, but this is the first we've heard of a similar service being offered right here in the good ol' US of A. (Yes, last time we checked San Francisco is part of the US of A.) With rates as low as $50 for half an hour, you'll be able to break your ultrarealistic sex doll cherry without breaking the bank ... even if she probably won't call you the next day to ask if it was good for you too. More »
    01/02/08
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    Comment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: @Lux Nightmare: Still, I hope they are pressure-washing the applicable holes after each rental. more » | Other threads

  • sexy real estate

    Ever since Kink.com's Peter Acworth bought San Francisco's Mission Armory and turned it into a porn studio, we've been really jealous: what could be better than having a creepy old building and filling it up with sexy bondage and torture devices? Well, how about actually living there too? Details are slim, but aqpparently they involve apartments that will be outfitted with webcams; we'll be keeping an eye out for a Craigslist ad for cheap digs in the Mission with lots of strings attached. (sfgate.com)
    12/17/07
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    Comment by DARKEWNE: New meanings to dont drop the soap! more » | Other threads

  • technology

    Electric Orifice Orchestra Has A Strange Magic

    If your vagina could make music, what would it sound like? (Ours would play a nonstop soundtrack of "Holiday"-era Madonna songs, but this isn't about us.) Apparently, the members of the Electric Orifice Orchestra are able to produce experimental electronica using nothing but their vaginas and buttholes (and some fancy electronic devices, too.) If you're wondering what it all sounds like, check out this vide of their performance at the Arse Elektronika conference in San Francisco a few weeks ago. There isn't much of a beat, but somehow we can totally see ourselves dancing to it anyway. More »
    11/05/07
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  • sex toys

    The Rubbot: Hands Free Masturbation Is (Almost) Here

    What's round, blue, and trying to get you off? Why, the Rubbot, of course, a sex toy for men that's currently under development by a product design team in San Francisco that is also soliciting beta testers from among masturbators just like you for the project. Using something called the "Inch Worm Concept" to provide a fully automated wanking experience, the Rubbot's creators promise that it will prove to be "compact, hands-free, cool-looking and . . . let's just say, 'effective'" upon its release sometime next year. As far as we're concerned, a male sex toy we don't have to use one of our hands to fiddle with couldn't come a minute too soon, especially since our jobs require keeping at least one hand free for typing and mouse clicking and stuff—and that Thai hooker we keep hiring to take care of our other manual needs while we're working is starting to get awfully expensive. More »
    10/26/07
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    Comment by sassafrasser: looks like the prototype is one step closer to the real deal: [www.rubbot.com] more » | Other threads

  • pornstars

    Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: Monica Mayhem Goes on Stripabout

    The demands placed on today's peeling professional are, we'd venture, greater than those of her/or his burlesque forebears. Monica Mayhem, the fine-tooled, machine-crafted and athletic grinding machine from Down Under, is the quintessential millennial stripper: she's hard, dangerously sexy, and is possessed of the power to make $10 bills fly from your teeth. She will be at San Francisco's Crazy Horse on Market Street tonight and tomorrow. More »
    10/19/07
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  • you are there

    Good Vibes Amateur Erotic Film Fest: It's A Wrap

    It seems like every city worth its weight in smut has its own erotic film fest these days, and as your humble porn zombie blog slaves, we know it's our duty to cop a feel of each event and report back on how the body count rates. Fortunately, we haven't been let down yet, and the 2007 Good Vibes Amateur Erotic Film Competition in San Francisco last week was no exception. Hot amateur porn, lickable fetish and kink models, and a tassel-twirling burlesque intermission sweetened the pot. Find a review, some hot links, and plenty of photos and video after the jump. More »

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  • sex culture

    Bestill our hearts: it's Violet Blue interviewing Rachel Kramer Bussel at the San Francisco Chronicle this week! It's practically the hot girl-on-girl sex writer fantasy of our dreams, except for in words instead of on video. And minus all the sexy naked boob cupcake mashing action (yes, that's part of our fantasy too.) (sfgate.com)
    10/12/07
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  • events

    Sexy Technology @ Arse Elektronika

    Fleshbot femmebot Violet Blue managed to escape the evil clutches of an army of mechanical sex machines and the lure of an interactive "female orgasm simulator" called Moaning Lisa to collect some on-the-scene reports from the Arse Elektronika "pr0novation" conference at Kink.com in San Francisco this weekend. Of course, it would have been even more interesting had she not escaped their clutches and filed an even more salacious report or two, but we're holding out hope that she gets to know them even better next time. After all, events like this are all about looking forward to the future, right? More »
    10/08/07
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    Comment by Trackback: Image by Michael Grieve. It’s been a bit since I’ve posted and a lot has, er, gone down in the... more » | Other threads

  • teh future

    Porn And Tech @ Arse Elektronika 2007

    We've been scientifically studying the effects of porn and technological innovation for years now and have finally figured out that when you mouse-click with your left hand, it's called "The Stranger". But now some upstart horny geeks—along with a few futurists unafraid to tread the sticky floors of the internets—are having a conference to explore even more weighty matters on the subject of porn and technology: tickets are now on sale for Arse Elektronika 2007, which will take place at San Francisco's legendary Porn Palace on October 5-7. More »
    09/28/07
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    Comment by Trackback: (image via) Today at Fleshbot I blogged about the upcoming porn and technology conference here in SF, Arse Elektronika... more » | Other threads

  • blue movies

    "Xperimental Eros": Free Your Mind (And The Boobs Will Follow)

    Usually, the only thing that sends us running for the hills more than wonton overuse of the word "eros" is seeing a porn flick described as "experimental". So we have to admit feeling some trepidation when we received a screener copy of Bay Area-based Other Cinema's new "Xperimental Eros"—that is, until we decided to pop it in as video wallpaper during a recent party and found our guests crowding around the television asking us what they were watching and how they could get a copy instead of complimenting us on the tasty rumaki we had spent all afternoon slaving over a hot stove to serve them. Bastards. More »

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    09/21/07
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  • lesbian

    Crash Pad: The Series

    Ever since lesbotastic indie porn makers Pink and White Productions launched their first fist-filled hardcore epic "The Crash Pad", we've been licking up every feature since. But lately we've been longing for the days when our innocent yet porn-weary eyes first saw the full on facial squirt come shots in "Crash Pad"'s scenes, and the way the whole thing just felt like a nasty gay male fuckfest ... but with hot San Francisco amateur lesbians instead. Well, we long no more! The original premise of "The Crash Pad" involved passing around a key to an apartment where lesbians went to hook up, and now it looks like someone made a few copies: plenty of hot girls get a key in the new Crash Pad Series. It's a paysite packed with juicy previews and the beginning of what looks to be a very hot rotating cast who aren't afraid to blog about their latest revenge fuck; ex-girlfriends reuniting for strap-on action; or the boi-on-boi wrestling that ends (literally) in a puddle. It's the peephole we've been saving our pennies for this whole time! More »
    08/31/07
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    Comment by JizLee: Yeah Pink & White Productions! Hottest most true to nature lesbian/dyke/trans smut on the planet. : ) more » | Other threads

  • banana seat

    The Back Alley Cat Bike Ride

    Visitors to San Francisco delight at the compellingly arrayed characters on the street. On September 22, two groups of them will bike from Gandhi's statue at the Ferry Terminal to raise awareness and funds. The Back Alley Cat Bike Ride will benefit the San Francisco Bike Messengers Union and the Erotic Services Providers Union, and the short ride will culminate in a wingding at the Eagle on 12th Street, with entertainment provided by punk bands (for the bike messengers) and burlesque acts (for the sex workers). We're hoping that now that prostitutes are on bikes, the bike messengers will try out sex work for future fundraisers. More »
    08/28/07
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    Comment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I love that, professionally, Freddy Mercury was a sexual ecumenicist. He wrote "We are the champions", but for the three... more » | Other threads

  • obituary

    The San Francisco Chronicle eulogizes the Mitchell Brothers, the "clown princes of porn" whose entrepenurial spirit both forged a new path in the adult industry and turned out to be the last of its kind: "Even as they went on hawking the old-fashioned fare of striptease and pole dances ... the Mitchell Brothers anticipated a world where sex would someday be as strangely simple and mind boggling as a billion finger-clicks." (sfgate.com)
    07/18/07
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  • crime and punishment

    Because All-Star Games attract all-star prostitutes, the city of San Francisco used the baseball version as an excuse to roundup 131 people in a sex sting operation last week. All those workers in the Bay Area and the Giants still can't score. (nbc11.com)
    07/18/07
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  • news

    San Francisco's Jim Mitchell, who ushered in the 70s porn chic era with "Behind The Green Door" (and who was later convicted for shooting his brother and business partner to death in 1992), is dead at the age of 63. Put on an old raincoat and find a porno theatre to jerk off in this weekend in his memory, k? (AVN + sfgate.com)
    07/13/07
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    Comment by natredde: I mourned twice! more » | Other threads

  • travelogue

    Ah, San Francisco ... home of insanely hot tattooed day shift strippers. Is it any wonder why two our of every five Fleshbot editors and contributors call it home? (tinynibbles.com)
    07/05/07
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  • liberal san francisco

    Sex, Drag, & Rock 'n' Roll: The San Francisco Drag King Contest

    This is a world in which the poise of Martha Stewart could not save her from the slammer, so what good is poise anyway? The 12th annual San Francisco Drag King Contest rewards not poise but studliness and facial hair in an event described by impresario Fudgie Frottage as "a mash-up of the Miss America Pageant, American Idol, Halloween, and a Monster Truck Show." More »
    06/28/07
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